Okay, I learned how to use sign language with my tentacles from a cult of Helen Keller-worshipers in the Netherlands. Their leader's name was Spud and they had a mascot, a ferret named Captain Ferret. They were a very uncreative bunch.
your not doing the best job- half the people who know you are terrified of you. :l what are first dates like? most people talk about their zodiac sign, but you talk about what its like to be labeled as a child murderer.