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fine, maybe i used it wrong. i am christian myself and while i am sympathetic to third world countries i detest people who say i shouldn't live my life to its fullest because of them. i'm guessing i came off a lot more offensive then i intended and i apologize for that.
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1. No known species of reindeer can fly. But there ARE 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has seen.
2. There are 2 billion children (under 18) in the world. But since Santa doesn`t appear to handle Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist and Jewish children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total- 378 million or so. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west. This works out to 822.6 visits per second.
* This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining gifts under the tree, eat the snacks, get back up the chimney, get back in the sleigh, and move on to the next house.
* Assuming that each of these 91.8 million homes are distributed evenly (which we know to be false but for the sake of these calculations we will accept) we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops.
* This means that Santa`s sleigh is traveling at 650 miles per second, 3000 times the speed of sound. For comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe moves at a poky 27.4 MPS; the average reindeer runs at 15 MPH.
4. The sleigh's payload adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight.
* On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point one) could pull TEN TIMES the usual amount, we can not do the job with 8 or even 9. We need 214,000 reindeer. This increases the weight, not even counting the sleigh, to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison this is 4 times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth 2.
5. A mass of 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat the reindeer in the same manner as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each.
* In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the next pair of reindeer, and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousands of a second.
* Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times the force of gravity. A 300 pound Santa would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
6. Conclusion: There was a Santa, but he's dead now. Merry Christmas!
geekitron, CHRISTIAN people believe in the CHRISTAN WORK ETHIC. this is mine, i worked for it, why do i give it to you. i'll give it to my kid, because i love him. i don't love this random stranger in africa, so i won't work my butt off for him.
thus, christmas.
the rest of you bandwagoners? i got nothin to say about you. he's right about you.
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[submitted by Slim] --Don't be afraid to experiment with your writing. Stories that take place outside your comfort zone or other people's comfort zones often turn out to be the best because they're usually more exciting. If something is 'too mature' or 'above your head' it probably means that people are just scared of it. Let them face their fears.
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screw it count me in...
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But how? How did New York, such a great and proud city, become this?
I don't know why, but this just fails.
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Handsome extraordinary playboy.
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Grievous's Undyingly Loyal Slave for All of Eternity
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It looked like it was going pretty good to me.
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*Buries Downfall*
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FotT.
Now.
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...Dude?
1000-4000 words?
My ancient SS, Solitude, was 2000, and it took me like five hours to write. O.O
Anywut, might get started.
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Aaaaaand Outbreeeeak?
Dun count 'cuz it's closed. xD
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Wahoo! I made it! =D
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Speakin' o' war, how's it coming along with the RPG info?
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Ha, MoJ is a nobody. xD
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Aaaaaaand FotT is not there becaaaaaaaaaause?
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Gurlz <3
~~Hasta la Vista
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Good. Now what is this Justice Clan you speak of?
~~Hasta la Vista
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Now you can stay home from school!
=D
~~Hasta la Vista
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I know, I kinda started that whole thing. That's why I reported it (I guess after you already closed it?). Sarcasm led to more sarcasm led to...yeah.
Hey! :angry:
I stand by my opinions I said in the topic. Texting was invented so teenage girls could dump their boyfriends. Simple as that.
~~Hasta la Vista
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...I am so lonely...
...I have no bloggy...
~~Hasta la Vista
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ZOMGWTFBBQ
LEADER GOT A BLOG?
...All my friends are Premier...
...I am so lonely...
Sucks about your grandma. Did she at least leave you a will with $50,000 in it?
~~Hasta la Vista
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Lol, that'll cheer him up.
~GG~
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Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on
Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
(Oooh.. a holiday..)
Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong
(yeah...)
So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
~GG~
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