Lulz. Scary bench indeed. I think The Optimist got the best one.
"An anniversary jet expects a machinery across the rear lip."
"An enlightened groans!"
"Will another campaign struggle?"
"A chopping reactionary spins without the disguised insight."
"The obstruction situates a pet moon before a spiritual."
"A remote microcomputer tutors the evil underneath the monthly character."
"The swimming tray piles the conventional downhill."
"When will the tunnel conform?"
"The chapel resets outside the continent!"
"The uniform movie skips past the questionnaire."
"The confined overtone camps whatever compressed borderline."
"The incorporate duck dances with the irritating oil."-Lol. Best one I got.
"Your smoke pales behind the invalid domestic."
"The charm alarms each confidential banana."
-Feel the insanity!-