Toa of Nerds

This has needed to happen for some time.

I throwing money at my screen in a vain attempt to purchase it. -don't touch my pocket protector

I'm really excited about the League of Legends Lego project. I'm a super LoL fan and I hope it passes review.

And so an era ends. I'm assuming that all the games/serials/videos etc. will be saved somewhere else, correct?

This is some of the best news ever. This game brings back so many old memories, and it was what really got me into Bionicle to begin with. -don't touch my pocket protector

Hapori Tohu Lego sets at last! -don't touch my pocket protector

I'm not entirely sure where to put this, but I just noticed that it seems like the archive isn't working for me anymore. Does anybody else have the same problem? -don't touch my pocket protector

You know it had to happen. -don't touch my pocket protector

I love it. He's too cool for the second pole . -don't touch my pocket protector

This is why Lego has to watch out for trying to sell things that aren't Lego, because inevitably you could just build it out of Legos . Anyway, I'd really like to see a picture of it because it sounds really neat. -don't touch my pocket protector

Bionicle was my childhood. Almost every afternoon I would build with my brother or keep up with the story either through bionicle.com or the many Bionicle books I owned. I didn't find BZPower until relatively late in Bionicle's lifetime, but I instantly connected with it. Now, every time I have to dust off my Bionicle shelf, all those memories come back -don't touch my pocket protector

I always thought I was like Matau. Fun loving, and never taking myself to seriously. If I was transformed into a superhero overnight, I think I'd act just like Matau.

Perhaps it was before Mata-Nui was built by the Great Beings. -don't touch my pocket protector

Next-Up: Lego Contra. -don't touch my pocket protector

Absolutely amazing. This brings back all of my old memories from 2001. Great job! -don't touch my pocket protector

Haha, suck it MegaBlocks!-don't touch my pocket protector

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE But seriously, awesome job. I especially like the way you made the visor, it looks just like a Halo helmet. -don't touch my pocket protector

Finally, we get Chuck Norris in brick form. -don't touch my pocket protector

If there is a power limit to protodermis, then it's a very large amount. Keep in mind that this stuff has been sitting around inside of Mata-Nui for thousands of years, and it still works just fine.-don't touch my pockert protector

Episode Seven Announcer: Do you follow the community of BZPower obsessively?Evil Minions: Yes!Announcer: Are you devoted to BZPower to an unhealthy degree?Evil Minions: Yes!Announcer: Are you ready to step up your obsession to the next level?Evil Minions: Yes!Announcer: Then you need to play Fantasy BZPower!Evil Minions: What?Announcer: That's right! Create your own team of BZPower posters and get points based off of the content they produce!Evil Minions: That's sounds like fun!Announcer: Challenge your friends to see who knows the most about the community!Evil Minions: Wow!Announcer: But this isn't just for fun!Evil Minions: It isn't?Announcer: That's right! You can now play for cash rewards!Evil Minions: Nice!Announcer: You got it right, if you sign up for our official prize leagues, then you could win up to $5,000 and a trip to BZPower's office!Black Six: Wait, when did we authorize this? And when did we get an office?Announcer: Not important!Evil Minions: Yeah!Announcer (whispering): I mean seriously, when have we ever come through with one of our offers?Evil Minions: Yeah!Announcer: Anyway...challenge your friends!Evil Minions: Yeah...Announcer: So, how is all of this scored?Evil Minions: How?Announcer: Through an innovated technique! Using our patented We Spy On You Everywhere 5000, we constantly track down the post made by every BZPower user, and you get points for the activities of the BZPower users on your team!Evil Minions: Wow!Announcer: For instance you get:1 point for every post5 points for every topic started50,000 points for every topic started (note that the admins have to get around to reimplementing the hot topics for this to count)500 for every proto point750 points for any comic, story, or RPG started10 points for posting a chapter in an epic9,000,000,000 for a post made by GregF (if you own GregF)Evil Minions: Snazzy!Announcer: But that isn't all!Evil Minions: Oh no it isn't!Announcer: Because if you order within the next five minutes, then we'll also give you access to our top-notch team of Fantasy BZPower experts!Evil Minions: Oooh!Announcer: We give you the information you need to succeed! That's a $500 value, yours completely free!Evil Minions: Wow!Announcer: And right now you can join Fantasy BZPower for cheaper than ever!Evil Minions: Really?Announcer: Yeah! I mean, it just started!Evil Minions: Yeah...Announcer: Challenge your friends and compete for the $5,000 cash prize for the low, low price of only $19.95 a month!Evil Minions: Wow, that's super low!Announcer: You got that right! So what are you waiting for? Stop surfing BZPower and call now so you can start surfing BZPower obsessively!Evil Minions: Call now!

This.My jaw dropped when I read that. Lego's really going for an A-list cast here. Hopefully that's a sign that the actors think the movie's good and that Lego is pouring a lot of resources into it.-don't touch my pocket protector

Really sorry for the delay. I had a really busy week and couldn't write as much as I'd like. Hopefully I'll be more punctual in the future. Episode Six Announcer: Are you sick of trolls stalking you all over BZPower?Evil Minions: Yeah!Announcer: Do you want them to get off your back!Evil Minions: You bet!Announcer: Then you need your very own Anti-Troll Aura!Evil Minions: What?Announcer: An Anti-Troll Aura! The Anti-Troll Aura will emit an Aura of Troll-Repellent to prevent trolls from stalking you!Evil Minions: Amazing!Announcer: You betcha it’s amazing; it’s patented ;)Evil Minions: Ooooooh!Announcer: The Anti-Troll Aura has several ways to give trolls the message that you don’t belong here!Evil Minions: Wow!Announcer: First of all, there’s moderator-FEAR !Evil Minions: What?Announcer: Are you likely to steal something when a police car’s on the block?Evil Minions: Nooooo…Announcer: Then are you likely to troll somebody when there’s a moderator watching the topic?Evil Minions: I don’t guess so…Shadowy Figure: It’s we don’t guess so. Plural pronoun people!Evil Minions: Sorry…Announcer: Exactly! That’s why the Anti-Troll Aura does this:Evil Minions: Ahhhh!Announcer: But trolls don’t usually stop and vague, unsubstantiated threats from authority figures, do they?Evil Minions: No!Announcer: So that’s why we’ve also installed another anti-troll security system: the Troll-Spooker!Evil Minions: The what?Announcer: Get some to scare the trolls out of their wits! The Anti-Troll Aura automatically detects persistent trolls that get passed the initial security system, and send them the following PM:Evil Minions: Oooh, spooky!Announcer: And that’s not all!Evil Minions: It isn’t?Announcer: NO! Because with the Anti-Troll Aura, the harassment doesn’t stop at BZPower!Evil Minions: It doesn’t?Announcer: That’s right, when the Anti-Troll Aura detects a troll it hacks into their account and obtains all their personal information!Evil Minions: Ooooooh!Announcer: E-mail address, cell phone number, home address: everything!Evil Minions: Incredible!Announcer: That’s right, and if they troll you then they’ll see no end to the harassment!Evil Minions: All right!Announcer: We’re ratcheting our anti-troll measures to near stalker levels! They troll will receive suspicious e-mails, strange phone calls in the middle of the night, and even be sent letters like this:Evil Minions: Nice!Announcer: This revolutionary product is also 100% GUARANTEED!Evil Minions: Wow!Announcer: If trolls don’t get off your back within 30 days, then just notify us and get a full refund!**lololololol jkEvil Minions: That’s too good to be true!Announcer: You bet it is! So call now and get trolls off your back forever!

Sorry I haven't posted the chapter yet. The last couple of weeks have been really crazy. I'll post it up sometime this week.-don't touch my pocket protector

The shading is fantasic, and I love how you pulled off the caricature without making it look too cartoony.-don't touch my pocket protector

The shading is awesome. Your proportions are excellent, and you really pull off the illusion of depth well. This is really good 10/10.-don't touch my pocket protector