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Anyone who has been following BIONICLE since at least 2006 knows what this reference is all abouti dont get this refrence at all so i would like an explination (no joke)i cant wate for the sequals sequal (triquel?-third part?)this comidy is the only reason i am on bzpower any moresince bionicle ended without finnishing its story
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well i didnt check bzpower last week so i red both long epic chaptersBefore I could make a sarcastic comment about the repetitiveness of that last line,funnest line ever“I was hungry,” Berix replied with a huge grin.the only thing that would have made this comidy better is if berix was in it morei dont have anything elce to say (i must be losing my touch )
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“Fine, fine,” Bucket-head grumbled. “Hate on me for trying to bring some logic to this comedy’s nonsensical stupidity.”we will hate on you because logic would just make this comedy make no sensedespite the long chapter that's all i havecant wate to see what happends
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Tarduk taking a bit out of a very moldy-looking donutbite not bita blizzard tornado swirled in the spot where Xocion had once stood. In a few seconds Xocion lived again;i emedeitly thought of the first book where the shadow toa of ice came back In actuality, the raindrops were merely multiple tiny, almost microscopic Jutansits raining Jutans hallelujah the lightning bolt was absorbed into him.his helmet must act like a lightning rod “People will think we’re repetitive if we make the same reference twice."to late we already dolong chapter is long
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Jutan nodded. “Yeah, but I got better."hydraxon quote “Dah point is, if you choose to fight us, your friends will be sleeping with dah lava eels tonight, if you catch my drift.”i am pretty sure lava eels are native to the mata nui robot not bara magnawell i cant wate to see how this battle ends up
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this chapter also felt like a filler but it seemed necessarilyi dont have anything else to say
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this chapter seemed to be just an empty space that needed to be filledoh well it was funny“You taught him oratory!”whats oratory? (i feel as stupid as bucket-head)and thats all i have to say
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“Well, we’ve never really respected physics before, so . . .”if that worked in real life i could do anythingi never respect physics“Uh, I would stop the butt jokes if I were you.”the butt stops here“Most of the time, my own,”thats how it is with me“Man, I thought I was going to get a planet named after me,” said Mata Nui. “Like the Roman gods.”dont worry you have an island named after youi would join OBZPPP we should start that group
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this was such a pointless chapterbut it was awsomeThat reminds me of how much I hate video games, with their Nintendo and Minecraft and Sony and Wii and PSP and Sega Genesisi agree that almost all video games are stupid these days but ackar YOU BASH MINECRAFT ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL GO CREEPER ALL OVER YOUR FACE OLD MAN(that was in no way directed at the author of this comedy)“Aw, but tangents are fun,” Likus complained.amen brotheri predict that the lord of water will be there next victem
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“I no speak improper grammar. I speak good grammar. I is good English speaker, yes. Now go I kill gangsters to.”him tarzan“And you have freed me from my prison. Therefore I shall reward you by destroying you and your entire world!”i want a ponywhich in turn destroyed the wind gust.no windgivinlifefromkiniaclapingiusonly one stupidly named entity per chapterit seems that your motto for adding words to a chapter is "just add entity"
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and now we have the last two main charictures“What, do you want me to fry it or something?” said Kiina disgustedlyfryed dirt just like mom used to make(by the way, what’s an earth Glatorian? Is it a Vorox or something? I don’t know).i also wondered that when i read the script“Don’t worry,” said Mata Nui. “He’s tame.”i liked the referring to bucket-head as a dog in this chapter“We can discuss this later,” said Mata Nui. “For now, we have to fight for our lives!”a rare cliff hangeryou dont put these in much of your comidys
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all i have to say is i had this dream last nightand the ugly kiina face was lady gaga
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and now its time for my favorite time of this comidy...reviewingfirst of all i like the introduction of joeTwo gigantic armies were fighting each other.at first i thought this said arms and i was going to make a joke about arm wrestling “Any time someone speaks for longer than five seconds I stop paying attention.thats just like meOur four heroes – plus the newly acquired Oris – went up the nearest pathaquiered Orisyou have found 2/4s of the new charicturesproceed on to the next levelwell that was fun
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this chapter was short despite your attempt to delay the end“Erm, why did he explode?” Bucket-head asked.because everything in this comidy explodes havent you read the title bucket-head?Soon, I will kill everyone, mwahaha!”not hostbitalise (i know i spelt that wrong)sequals always have a higher age ratingwell short chapter=short review
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a chapter focusing on bucket-head... i like it “I dunno, but the closer we get to the Great Volcano Night Club, the weirder I feel. It’s almost like going through adolescence again, except minus the zits and drama."ok i remember ackers flames going out of control but was mata nui getting angry from the 5th movie?(seems weird talking about a "5th" movie when it was just a rejected script)texting and music downloads and Justin Bieber and all of these other things that all teens are crazy about.actually i think the Justin Bieber fad is overnow hes just a joke for badly writin storysNor did I think this comedy would become a romantic comedywait i thought this was non-fictionwell i enjoyed this chapterby the wayanyone want to buy an afro?