SPIRIT

"I'm still single, but that's ok": title of my autobiography.

This just in: Bionicles can poop.

She spelled Jaller's name wrong? Yikes, poor guy.

You punched a baby? Yes, officer, this post right here.

Could you give me a brief synopsis of your life so far as well as spoilers for the next few chapters?

You must use your knowledge of robotics to make real Bionicles. There can be no other career-path.

why

This was the kind of care and attention the world-building of Bionicle needed a long time ago. Bravo!

A speech therapy clinic. I’ve got a few years of experience, so it just made sense to cut out the corporate middleman and work for myself.

Well, I was under the impression that BZP was in a coma but apparently it's not. Who knew? So life's been really interesting recently. I quit my job to start my own business and now ain't nobody tellin me to do nothing. It is both very stressful and very exciting. Let's have a race to see which happens first: my business becoming solvent or BZP coming back to life.

I am a culture NOT a costume!

Look, Thanos. When we said we wanted a Pokémon Snap, this wasn't what we had in mind!

"The immigration papers are with you, young Skywalker, but you are not an American yet."

They do this because it has the word “butt” in it, and you can’t go around saying “butt” on the internet. It’s just uncouth.