Sir Ptolemic Of Zyglak

I don't see myself in the courtroom and that's probably a good thing. Unless I'm security...or something.

The amount of suspense is such that I must build a suspension bridge to contain it.

You might want to sue that spider too. And ya know, the law is great and all, but sometimes you just gotta send the right person to...break some kneecaps. I don't care that the fourth wall probably doesn't have kneecaps.

Why am I not the one doing this?

I can turn the whole house into one big Viking funeral

Everytime Soran depicts me he does a wonderful job. Don't dissapoint me.

Well it wasn't me. Or was it? Anyway, lightly fried fish fillets anyone?

Dark is always good.

I appove of this fish, he's got character. I support him and what he stands for.

Yeah, that's pretty much me right there. Unfortunately in the real world I don't have Wind to cover all my...slipsXP Also can we call swimmy Kanye now?

Fish tank line was beautiful.

Mal offing everyone at the end was how it should be. Make it canon, give us peace. I would've done it but I was out and about crashing the moon into France. They had it coming

Look at me, look at me. I am the captain now. There is no shore in sight for this lost voyage it seems. And yes, I would definitely high five someone if a situation like that arose and they happened to have their hand out. Whether it's a fish, the moon, or France.

In regards to chopping down more trees, we need to beat the forests before they beat us. And of course I know what I'm doing. Btw, anyone want some freshly fried fish fillets?

Well what better way is there to keep safe from breathing in those poisonous air molecules?

I'm not helping them, it would go against my own ideals of what is good and bad. I just couldn't possibly steal food from giant spiders, that would be wrooooong

Like Mal said, geting rid of pests.

"Not on purpose anyway". Yeah, that's about right. Next comic I "accidentally" nuke the entire region from orbit.

Loganto just ends up being a community staple. Everywhere, doing every job, manning all public transit, so on and so forth. So much so that it makes the rest of us staggers in confusion until we just accept that THEY have won

Mani should've brought more axes. Maybe taped an ax to the ax.

"Seven Nation Army Battlefield cop-out Whatever who cares" Oh look a comic for the first time in a long time. Don't have any backgrounds yet so I thought I'd have some fun. Enjoy while I go work on a biology paper.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT MEAT-MONKEYS (I say that with affection). Dead Authors will be resuming, I am currently making a comic as you read this post, maybe. It could be done before you read this for all I know. Anyway, RZ kit is staying, I'm reverting my character to an original all red model that Soran uses (bless his heart and mind for dealing with my constant appearance changes, my characters full name is Sir Ptolemic of Zyglak). Anyway, I'll still to incorporate my usual macabre humor, but this arc focus more on myself and certain authors. I think you'll enjoy it, and it would be lovely if they played along and gave advice on how to best portray them. And any input, and advice, etc, anything that pertains, don't hesitate to post it. Guest stars will be a thing by the way. So feel free to do that too.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL MAKE A KARZ DARNED COMIC. After seeing Soran's latest Arc I've decided that Dead Authors will take a new direction. Still full of my usual morbid humor and such, putting more emphasis on the title, and relying a bit on the cooperation on other authors. I'll have the new comic up shortly. Here's a hint. The White Stripes. Okay so making a comic has felt really good, I've missed this. Also I look forward to the boss battle._.