Jump to content


  • Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

About Protohuman

  • Rank
  • Birthday 07/19/1994

Profile Information

  • Gender
  • Location
    In your mind, wrecking it from the inside
  • Interests
    Thou shalt not take the names of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Jim Morrison, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, Mike Oldfield, Scroobius Pip, Grace Slick, Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious and Mick Jagger in vain.

    Thou shalt not include smart-aleck and/or supposedly epic dialects into your everyday dialogue.
    "Highly doubt", "Currently", "How goes this?", "How goes that?", and "Clearly" are NOT cool things to say, and you are NOT a Toa or pompous member of Mensa.

    Thou shalt not obey parents and suck up to authority figures to ridiculous levels above the age of 15.

    Thou shalt not base a good 90% of your tastes and interests around one series.

    Thou shalt not be so closed minded as to not allow yourself to talk to people of other religons or athiests.

    Thou shalt not simply accept that "life isn't fair"; attempt to make it as fair as posssible.

    Thou shalt not be a smug, pretentious, obsessive, closed minded, impossible, literal, sentence-disecting, insufferable worm.

    Thou shalt not spend your entire youth at a computer.

Contact Methods

  • Website URL
  1. I started collecting when I was 16. My most classic records would be, -Velvet Underground & Nico -(Mike Oldfield:) Tubular Bells, Islands -(Jimi Hendrix:) Are You Experienced, Electric LadyLand, Blues, Hear My Train A Comin', Valleys Of Neptune -(Marillion:) Season's End -Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols! -X-Ray Spex's Germ Free Adolescents -Radiohead's The Bends -Beethoven's 3rd, 5th and 9th Symphonies My hi-fi set consists of a 1970s Sony turntable, a 1991 Sony amplifier, and two bloody ancient speakers.
  2. I've been dressing quite Time Lord-y recently...
  3. Uni Halloween houseparty at my student residence. My faithful Earth siblings with their Messiah xD Me, earlier this Summer, with my reaction to a nasty neat Vodka shot. My 19th birthday. A shot with one of my good Punk chums:
  4. Yeah, it's alright. Milk and 8 sugars never fails~ TPBM has a tattoo.
  5. -Cannibal Holocaust Horrific imagery, most of which was NOT staged -The Room Worst acting I've ever seen in anything, EVER. Including Nativity plays -Teen Beach Movie This isn't ordinary Disney Channel... this is... Advanced Disney Channel -The Human Centipede I don't think I need to explain
  6. Uhh, Assassin's Creed guy with electric in his hands and looks like he's concentrating his power on whatever he's doing, which is most likely sitting on the toilet.
  7. Nuh-uh, sorry. TPBM is fond of the film 'A Clockwork Orange'...
  8. Homemade pirate shirt and feathered hat. I've taken a shine to making my own clothes ^w^ Went for the Russel Brand pirate look some days XD
  9. Behold! A not-very-good GIMP job of my fantasy music festival ^w^
  10. I have no idea what you're talking about. TPBM has done something shocking when drunk...
  11. I'm currently reading 'Pirate: Sea Robber Part III' by Tim Severin. I am planning to read the original book of 'A Clockwork Orange'...
  12. SO, Bee-Zed-Power (yeah I said "Zed". FUDGE THE POLICE!), who are your current top 10 favourite music artists?! Don't stop and think; just shut up and post! Mine at the moment: 10. The Velvet Underground 9. Status Quo 8. The Beatles 7. Johann Sebastian Bach 6. Nirvana 5. Scroobius Pip 4. Lynryd Skynyrd 3. The White Stripes 2. The Sex Pistols 1. Jimi Hendrix
  13. MCM Expo cosplay (Alex DeLarge) http://www.majhost.com/gallery/protohuman/Audio/cosplay_1.png New Years Eve 2012 http://www.majhost.com/gallery/protohuman/Audio/new_years_eve_2012.jpg
  • Create New...