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Well. I think I'm out of excuses. I've been gone for months with nary a peep as to my whereabouts. (Is that how you spell it? I don't know.) What's been happening, you may ask? Well, sort of a weird combination of business, distraction, and just being lazy. Last June, Gabriella and I both graduated from the college where we went together, and I moved back home, where I spent most of the summer looking for jobs as well as applying for graduate school. This kept me pretty busy for those few months. Then, toward the end of August, I got a part-time offer for work and started working there, which keeps me busy Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays for the most part. This was where the laziness came in. I was so busy those three days that all the other stuff I like to do (reading, watching movies, playing video games, etc.) started becoming higher priority for me on the off days when I didn't get to do them, so BZPower sort of fell off the wayside. In addition, I just simply forgot about it. A lot. Long story short, I have no idea where my schedule might lead me next, but for now, it's fairly regular. I may not have as much time as I'd like to do all the things that I'd like, but I'll try not to forget about BZP again. I updated Hack Wars with a new (fairly long) chapter, and on Wednesday I'll try to have a new TNI or AM! chapter (depending on which comes next in the crossover) up. Hopefully it'll stay more regular from now on, and I'll try to stick as close to the schedule from the last blog entry as I can (though Tuesdays and Thursdays are now out for obvious reasons, and Friday's chapter may have to get moved to Saturday). My apologies once again and here's hoping it actually works out this time! Lewa0111 Nuva
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I'm hoping we can have a Library discussion topic, for anything concerning the Library Forum on BZP. If anyone has ideas they'd like to talk about, such as before writing, or while writing Short Stories or Epics (and Comedies though I'm not familiar with writing them myself), discuss here.Some start off questions I have:What ideas do you like to portray in your Bionicle Stories? A lot of my stories have to do with letting go of things and moving forward. Or probably redemption for things done in the past. I like to write those stories the best because there is so much room for character development, whether the character will learn their lesson and use it for good, or if they won't.What's your favorite genre to write about?Adventure with character examination throughout and a touch of mystery. :3Why do you post stories and when do you find time to read other entries? People have given better reasons below then I have, so I'll be taking their words to help explain it. Writing is satisfying whenever I'd like to get points and my own reasoning across. I enjoy writing these huge illustrations just to reach an ending that people can relate to in real life. (even if the entire tale is about robots that fight eachother in another giant robot)I try to find time to read other entries by friends on BZP, and even if I don't know the writer. Only differences is I know the authors I enjoy reading, have good stories to tell. For those I don't know, it can be a wild card, so that makes it a little difficult to get through, if it starts off slow or uninteresting.Do you enjoy Epics or Short Stories more and which do you enjoy writing for overall?I've written two Epics, one not finished and many Short Stories. My short stories tend to be very long, but I enjoy writing them over all. If you can write on that has so much emotion in it, over characters you'll probably never see again but wish to, you've done something write. And I enjoy epics, but it's hard for me to create a complete plot to cover it all and hold a reader's attention.Contest ideas for the Library?There have been some great Contest ideas down there, but that one on Co-Authoring sounds unique and interesting.The most difficult, the longest, shortest and easiest written and published stories you've done? Well, the most difficult story I've written was probably Moment of Fragile Courage. I redrafted it many times, and I just couldn't get the overall feeling of it write until it was published. Even after that, I changed the ending around. It got good feedback though, so I guess it was okay. The longest Short Story was probably Divided We Fall. And longest Epic was Second Chance (Co-Authoring).Shortest story was actually for a member created contest where you had to write a story under 600 words. That was tough to do, but it came out okay. It's called Sight.Easiest story I wrote was something that took me two months to write. But I wrote half of the story in one day, forgot about it, and when I found it later, wrote the second half in another day. So it took me a few hours to write overall. :B Return. Very easy, the plot and all the meaning was just something I could type up fast.Short Stories and Epics that are your favorites?Wow I have a lot, and I know I'm going to forget some...Anything by Peach 00, Aderia, Velox, Cederak, Sumiki and a few other people I've forgotten. ;-;Recently, I've very much enjoyed An Aftermath, Time and Tide, Redemption, Between Two Eternities, The Islander, Care, Perfectionist and To Fly. Before BZP went down I had a lot more. :/I've seen a large amount of Library discussion on the Blogs before, so discussions by the authors and readers on BZP shouldn't be too hard to muster up. =D
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'Sup, everybody! Just wanted y'all to know that I have, as of today, entered the Library Summer Olympics. You can read my entry, Dimension Cookies, here. Yes, it is based on Dimension Hoppers and yes, I did try to write Isarot's POV similar to how he was in DiH, but whether I succeed or not depends on what y'all think. IMO I'm not too happy with it, but go and see it for yourself to come up with your own opinion. -TNTOS-
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Alright, after about a year (I think), BZP is back!!!Anyway, this is my latest comedy, a parody of the Resident Evil series and inspired by hundreds of parody videos , here is it.Resident ZeroChapter 1: The Big...... Mall?Metru-Nui Police Department (MNPD)'s STARS (Stupid Toas And Rice Services) team is an elite team that investigate mysterious incidents in Metru-Nui. In this scene, one of the two STARS team, Banana Team is in the scene with Terry (if you know who really is this dude, don't tell) The Leader and the Toa Nuva (tahu, Gali, Lewa, Kopaka, Onua and Pohatu). The Toa Nuva is slowly coming into the scene.Jaller: I wonder where Terry is?Wait a minute, the Toa Inika? What happened to the Toa Nuva?Matoro (who is not dead for saving the universe, this is an alternate dimension): We are the new Banana Team, Nikitos Nui(NN) is too cheap to pay the Toa Nuva.NN: Uh hehehehehe.....(Flashback)NN: What's this? You only pick up a dried up bubble gum and I though you picked up 10 cents?Tanma: YepNN: And I wasted so much money to build a movie theater and so much ultra-expensive plan just to get that 10 cents off you?Tanma: Keep going...NN: and now I'm sort of bankrupt and found out that you only picked up a dried-up bubble gum?Tanma: You won.NN: AAAAAAAAAAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... *A extremely long and harsh censored word*(End flashback)Hahli: Ok... why does this scene looked familiar?Kongu: COOOFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE!What's with him?NN: I used my universe altering abilities to turn Kongu into a coffee addict...Nuparu: Why?NN: Come on, I'm making a new kind of comedy. I don't want to make him tree-speak all the time like the other comedies, that will be too cliche.Hewkii: Freak.NN: What did you said?Hewkii: I said freak.Suddenly, there was a bright flash and then we see Hewkii is PINK!!!Hewkii: OK, that was odd I felt nothing and.... OH MY GOSH, I'M PINK!NN: That was for calling me a freak. Wait a minute, I actually am a freak.Hewkii: Please change me back, I'm already looked bad in orange but now I'm pink, how am I gonna impress my fans?NN: Hey, the Pink Panther is pink but he has millions of fans around the world.Hewkii: Please, change me back.NN: I would love to since I admitted that I'm indeed a freak but I got about 1000 likes because of our little conversation. If I change you back, my reputation will be ruined. So by the power of He-Who-Must-Never-Be-Mentioned, you will be pink for the rest of this comedy. :evilgrin:Hewkii: Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo...One week later..Hewkii: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........Another week later...Hewkii: ooooooooooooooooooooo.............So many weeks later that I felt lazy to say how many...Hewkii: ooooooooooooooooooo................Jaller slapped himHewkii: Thanks man.Where's Nui?Jaller: He left while you were "no-ing"?Hewkii: Wait, Nikitos Nui, come back... Nnnnnnooooo..Jaller: Don't make me take out my Cordak blasters.Hewkii: :ninja:Terry: So you are my new team.Kongu: Hi boss, you got coffee?Terry: Let me guess, Nikitos Nui transformed him into a coffee addict in order to make this comedy interesting?Hahli: Like, yeah.Terry: Ok.. here is our mission. Metru Team's helicopter has gone missing in the Metru Nui's forest. Our mission, investigate it while I find my Makuta-Virus. I MEAN.. find my teddy bear.Toa Mahri: :wassup:Terry: Shut up.toa Mahri: :lol-sign:Terry: I said shut up!Toa Mahri: :superfunny:Terry: (Fire his AK-47 to the roof) I SAID SHUT THE *censored word* UP!Part of the ceiling dropped on him.Terry: :evilbiggrin:Toa Mahri: Uh-oh...Later...Toa Mahri: Make it stop! Make it stop! I hate Rebecca Black! My non-existant ears are not existing bleeding.Terry: Mwahahahahaha!Jaller: Oh yeah, there's no forest in Metru Nui.Terry: Actually, Nikitos Nui convinienly put it right behind the MNPD building.Toa Mahri: Curse you, Nikitos NuiMeanwhile, on Earth..NN: Hey, do you hear anything?NN's friend: Nope.NN: Weird, it sounded like the Toa Mahri are cursing meback at the conviniently placed Metru-Nui Forest.Jaller: Guys, I found the choppa!Kongu: Is there coffee in there?Jaller: NoKongu: Aw, man. http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/sighw.gifHahli: ,the copter is like, full of non-existant blood.Hewkii: And the trail is heading towards that... big, spooky..... shopping mall?Nuparu: Weird, isn't it supposed to be a mansion?Hahli: LIKE, SHOPPING!!!All but Hahli: Nikitos Nui!Back on Earth,NN: Dude, i hear it again.NN's friend (an Indian): Dude, that must be some preety bad karma.Back at the forest...Zombies appeared...Nuparu: OMG, it's the Joker.Suddenly, the Joker (Jack Nicolson version) randomly appeared and hit Nuparu with a malletJoker(JN): Do they have my handsome face?The Joker leaves the comedy...The zombies are going to devour the team when they saw Hewkii...Zombies: http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/alien2.gif :superfunny:Jaller: Quick, run to the shopping mall!!!Terry: Hey, that's my line.Jaller: Fine.terry: Quick, run to the shopping mall!!!Jaller: Hm.....To be continued-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Words:803.So how's my new comedy on the new forum? Come on, comment, please?PS: Terry is Terridax (Spoilers)
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Posted the prologue and first chapter of TLE, which you can read here. Hope y'all enjoy it . -TNTOS-
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As of tonight I have finished editing BIONICLE: The Legend Exploded, the sequel to my comedy from last year, BIONICLE: The Legend Reloaded, which was a TLR parody. It was epic, to say the least. It is 19 chapters long - way shorter than TLReloaded's 34, but this is because I was not aiming for a specific word count, whereas I wrote TLReloaded during NaNoWriMo, which is why it was as long as it was. Rest assured, though, that TLE is going to be just as epic as TLReloaded, if not a little bit more epic. Because the prologue is basically a recap of the events of the last comedy, I am going to be posting both the prologue and first chapter together in one post tomorrow. I tried to make the prologue as funny as I could, but I want this comedy to have a strong start, so I figure posting the prolgue with the first chapter ought to be strong enough. For those who don't know, TLE is a parody of the unreleased BIONICLE 5 movie. It is based off the story treatment Greg posted on his blog not too long ago, but as with TLReloaded, I have taken some major liberties with the plot in order to make it both funnier and more epic (and by epic I mean crazy awesome). So tomorrow, keep an eye on the Comedies forum for the explosive beginning to BIONICLE: The Legend Exploded! (pun intended) -TNTOS-
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Ah, the life of a college senior is a busy one indeed. This week and last week have been full of final exams for me, and as such, lots of studying, which is why I haven't been able to find time to update my comedies (or anything else, for that matter) for a while. I'm really sorry about that, but honestly, there really wasn't much I could do about it. Tomorrow (Thursday) is my last final, though, so expect lots of updates tomorrow and in subsequent days! A forewarning: I will not have any access to the Internet from the 23rd to the 2ndish. Our family will be going to visit relatives for the holidays, and they live in the middle of nowhere with no wi-fi access anywhere. But other than that, I should get back to updating regularly for the most part. Just thought I'd let you all know! Lewa0111 Nuva P.S. Also, expect another holiday special sometime just before I leave for the holidays!
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Hello again! Here is the current voting tally for "Which Comedy Should I Bring Back to the BZP forums" (as of November 21, 2011): Inika Palace Hotel: 1 Club Nuva: 1 Bionicles on Lego Island: 0 The Many Farces of Toa Tuyet: 0 ...but don't worry folks! There's still enough time for you to vote for your favorite VM comedy! Just go back to the last post (Chronicle #2) and comment on which one of my classic comedies you would love to see appear on the new BZP forums! Thanks for the support folks! ~ VM4.0
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Chronicle 2: I'm Back (Plus An Announcement About My Comedies)!
V.M.Torious 4.0 posted a blog entry in blogs_blog_791
Hello BZPower Universe! It's been a while since I've posted anything at BZP, especially in the Comedies section in 2009. Well, here's a better intro for this... FINALLY... VM HAS COME BACK... TO BZPOWER!!! ...enough said. If you're wondering why I've changed my username from Vakama Montana0111 to V.M.Torious 4.0, then here's why. As I discovered the new forums, I wanted a brand-new, fresh look to my username and character from the previous forum and Bionicle is over. So, I decided to find something that sounds cool and Hero Factory-like. The first step was to take the first two letters of my screen name (the letters "V" and "M") and shorten it to make an initial (don't worry guys, "V.M." still stands for my former username, "Vakama Montana"). Next, it's time to find a word, or should I say, a word pun. As I was going through the Hero Factory Wiki, something came into mind, and the word "Victorious" came into my head, out of nowhere. So I merged "VM" and "Victorious" together like Lego bricks, and this became "V.M.Torious". Finally, I needed a version number. Since this is the fourth time using the Vakama Montana username, I opted for version 4.0. And that's how "V.M.Torious 4.0" was born. Oh, and you wanna know why I was gone for so long? Okay, here's the lowdown: I know that ever since I joined BZPower in 2007, a lot of things had changed, especially between 2009 & 2010, when Lego replaced Bionicle with Hero Factory. I have been mostly inactive during that time period, with the exception of posting in some of the BZP topics regarding about current events going on in the Lego Universe (I'm talking about Lego news and stuff, not the MMORPG game of the same name that's about to go offline in February 2012). And there's the "BZP Forum Shutdown Crisis of 2011", when BZP's forums went offline for sometime between Spring and Fall 2011. I was planning to make a comeback in the Comedies forum at that time, but I lost interest during that time period. So here I am, a month after the forums re-opened on BZP. As soon as I heard that the forums are going to re-open, I've began planning my comeback to the Comedies section, but for me, it took about a month for me to decide whether to bring back some of my classic comedies, or start all over again from scratch just like back in 2007. And this is where my huge announcement begins: I am bringing back some of my hit comedies to the new BZP forums! But, I need your help, guys, and this is the fun part! Here are the comedies that you will be voting on: 1. Inika Palace Hotel (season 1, a.k.a. the first 26 chapters) 2. Club Nuva 3. Bionicles on Lego Island 4. The Many Farces of Toa Tuyet (a spoof of "The Many Deaths of Toa Tuyet" by Greg Farshtey; this is going to be a remake) However, there is one exception. I will not be bringing back non-Bionicle parody comedies (for example, Nokama Montana, if any of you guys remember) because they have been either deleted from my old computer when I got a new one during this summer, or been removed from the BZP forums when they crashed in 2009. So vote for your favorite Vakama Montana comedy by mentioning only one of the four comedies listed above, but feel free to add your opinion on why you want that comedy to be brought back to the new Comedies forum. The comedy with the most votes by December 31, 2011 will be brought back in a re-mastered format (yes, that means cleaning up the script so that it looks nicer for the new forum) on January 2012! And here's another announcement... if the comedy that you voted gets enough replies on the new forum, then I will be writing new chapters of that comedy starting in Spring 2012! Good luck folks! And if you can't remember any of the comedies listed above, then here's a link to my old comedy library from the previous forum below: http://www.bzpower.c...howtopic=257718 Since it's in an archived state, please do not make new comments on the comedy libray. Have fun and enjoy the memories! ~ VM4.0 -
So, another new chapter of both TNI and Ask Matau! were posted today. Go read them and send in some questions for Matau! On an unrelated note, I was thinking about reposting one of my prose comedies. Since they are in prose and were among my later works, I'll probably just repost the whole thing verbatim and then begin working on new chapters. However, since I only really have time for one (in addition to TNI and Ask Matau!,) I thought I'd let you all vote on which one you'd like to see reposted (and therefore updated) first. Whichever comedy has the most votes by next week will be reposted. The choices are: Comedicle (QFTCJP) Ga-Metru School Musical 1 and 2 Pokerahi The BZ-Nui Hack Wars No, I'm not reposting or rewriting the "Crazy ____" series, those were one-posts and extremely stupid in my opinion. Nor am I going to redo any more script comedies for the time being, since I'm already updating two of those. Vote for which comedy you want to see by putting a comment below! Lewa0111 Nuva
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Just to let you all know, I will unfortunately not have any time to update my comedies from Thursday to Sunday of this week, owing to the fact that I will be on a volunteer trip for college with no reliable internet access or time to sit down and rewrite a new chapter until then. Gabriella will be able to post the next BZ-Nui Hack Wars chapter, however, and I should be back to the normal schedule on Sunday evening with a new update of both TNI and Ask Matau! Also, I apologize for there not being an update of anything tonight, but I have a big exam tomorrow morning and I really needed the time to study. However, to make up for this lack of updates, in addition to my normal schedule, I have also decided to begin writing the first chapter of "Mata Nova," the Terra Nova spoof comedy that I hinted at in my earlier blog post. Chapters of this should be updated every Monday, so as to stay far enough behind the show that I don't accidentally give any major spoilers away. In addition, BZ-Nui Hack Wars is beginning to approach the last of its reposted chapters, and once that's done, it will start being updated twice a week! Lewa0111 Nuva
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Well, it's Monday. (Okay, technically Tuesday, but whatever, I don't have free time during the day!) So you know what that means...as promised, the results of the voting contest! Our winner is none other than..."The BZ-Nui Hack Wars." It got an overwhelming number of votes, more than twice the number of the runner-up, the "Ga-Metru School Musical" series, with 2 votes. "Comedicle" got a single vote, and none at all for Pokerahi. So, as promised, I'll begin reposting BZ-Nui Hack Wars on the new forums beginning tonight, with one chapter per day until I am caught up to where it was before the forum migration. After that, updates will be twice a week, probably every Wednesday and Saturday. TNI and Ask Matau! will continue to be posted regularly, once per day. Thanks to all who voted! Lewa0111 Nuva
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Hey guys. I'm watching the Baltimore Ravens choke horrendously while writing Chapter 3. It's going to be a long one. I'm very very busy this week so getting Thursday's up will be an adventure. That said, it'll be there.
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Just wanted to take this opportunity to apologize for the sporadic updates the last two days or so and explain my planned update schedule. Unfortunately, due to my having two exams to study for tomorrow, there will not be any updates tonight of either TNI or Ask Matau!. Even though I'm just rewriting old chapters, they still take quite a while to write (believe it or not) and I simply don't have time. However, I will try to update both of them once a day regularly again starting tomorrow night. Speaking of tomorrow, tomorrow night is day I will count votes and begin reposting (verbatim) one of my prose comedies. Since that will be just a straight-up repost and not a rewrite, there shouldn't be any problem with updating that once per day until it gets caught up. After that, my goal will be to continue updating the two script comedies once a day and the prose comedy twice a week. P.S. Thanks to everyone who sent in questions for Ask Matau! so far. Your questions will be appearing in the next few chapters, so thanks! Lewa0111 Nuva
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GASP, I'm back! What a surprise. For those of you who don't know me (and I don't blame you, it's been almost a year), I'm Lewa0111. I've been a fan of BIONICLE since the beginning, though I dropped off the radar somewhere around the Bohrok-Kal and only started back up in '06, and followed the story faithfully from then on until its untimely demise last year. Now that the forums have been completely made anew, I've decided to start re-writing my earlier comedies, starting with The Nuva Inn, since in all honestly the first chapters of those comedies were a bit embarrassing even for me to reread. Eventually I'll get around to reposting all of my other comedies as well so that I can continue them, in no real order (unless there are any particularly popular requests). The redone first chapter of TNI is up today, and I'll be trying to post at least one rewritten chapter per day, possibly more depending on my schedule. And this time I mean it! ...No, seriously! Lewa0111
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Well, let's see if I can't remember to do this each week. Then again, if it's a total failure, I shall cease to do this particular news thing ever again. Anyways, news from me: Tahu vs. Tahu As everyone should know by now if you read it, Chapter 9 of Invasion and Interview #4 are up. The wiki has several pages now, and it's only going to grow as I add more info. However, with this growth comes a very big problem: I can't do it alone. Because I'm going to be needing to update a lot of pages after EVERY chapter... and if we get to above fifty pages, that's just gonna be a torturous chore, and that'll mean the death of the wiki. So any help with keeping it up to date would be great. Chapter 10 is coming this weekend, and it is the finale of Invasion! Huzzah! Who will win in this battle between Tahu Mata, Tahu Stars, and Hero Factory? (Hint: Both Tahus are still fighting after... or are they?) Some info: -Two of the six characters vanishing are Lewa Mata and Takanuva Stars/ -Season 3 is called Aftermath for a reason; the starting set up is going to be very different fro mteh first two seasons, and from how I'm changing virtually everything up, I think it'll be the best season yet. -Every single 2007 set will survive season 2, and they'll be living together in season 3 (even Carapar). Vultraz's Diner Well, it's back again! And no, I haven't forgotten it already; an update is coming today or tomorrow. Tahu vs. Tahu fans, I'd advise you to check this out; it's re-telling the story, starting from the very beginning again. Now is the perfect time to jump in. Chapter 2 is also coming this weekend, and if I feel like it, maybe even chapter 3. In this next chapter, Vultraz will remain in jail, and someone else is going to end up in there with him. Which characters from the past Vultraz series would you like to see make a return in this comedy? With the 2009 series having just the one comedy for the entire year (plus a fail one that I will not mention in this entry), and the 2010 series having two comedies plus alot of additional side comedies (plus a third comedy in the series that was, believe it or not, cancelled [it even had a banner for it]), this one is starting the 2011 series of Vultraz's Diner, with this comedy returning to that original name. Hopefully I'll be able to put in three comedies this year... but I may not; I'm not entirely sure where I'll want the story to go after this one. The Bionicle Movie Spoof, Part 1: Mask of Light I probably should've clarified this when I started the comedy, but this isn't going to be updated often. Because I have to watch the scene I'm writing the chapter about, it's a lot more time consuming to write than other comedies. However, I will be posting a chapter 2 eventually. Brotherhood of the Time-Travelling Warlords This will be updated soon as well; not much to say here, except that some key plot points *coughtimemachinecough* in this comedy will (and have) affected the main comedy, so be sure to read it. Random Stuff I'm hitting 2000 posts soon, so I'll be celebrating that. Probably with a onehsot and a Tahu vs. Tahu special. So look out for those! I also might be releasing another comedy starring myself soon, though I'm pretty sure it won't be within the next week. That's all for this week; thoughts on the stuff here? ~Classical~
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Thank goodness it is dying down. Curse You Greg 4 was alright, Curse You Pridak was good, but I didn't read any of the others. It got kinda dreary, having so many "Curse You __" comedies around... like the Ask Comedies.... Also, everybody keeps saying Confound You Gregory is the best thing ever; I found it kinda boring. ~Classical~
