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Well, here's another comedy. enjoy. Here’s the explanation. My favorite book is DUNE, by Frank Herbert. So naturally, I need to make Dune bioniclized. So I did. If you have read the book, you will love this comedy. If you haven’t read the book, you’ll still love the comedy, but you should read the book anyway because it’s awesome. This comedy is an alternate universe of the Bionicle news universe. So, all the news characters will be popping up. Also, I am going to do something amazing. Do you like script? We have it here. Do you like prose? It’s here too! Do you like prose/script? Have fun in paradise! Now to the comedy... AN(announcer): you’ve got to be kidding me. PR(producer): what? CM(cameraman): apparently we have to make a spoof of Frezon’s favorite book, Dune. Solek: that’s stupid. How many people have actually read Dune? Carapar: ME!!!!! I love Dune too Frezon! Hammox: yeah sure. (Under breath) Suck up. Carapar: I heard that. Osram: he knows. Thats the only reason he said it. Ehlek: yeah. So, are we going to make the spoof? Kirop: yep. Otherwise our lives have no meaning in this comedy. SL (shadow leech): kirop, your life doesn’t have any meaning. Weapon: (destroys something) Dune? A great book. Can I be Stilgar? Solek: who the heck is he? Carapar: he’s the leader of a great tribe of warrior peoples. PR: (eyes weapon’ blades, armor, and blasters) sure weapon. You can be Stilgar. Carapar: I want to be Muad’Dib!!!! MEMEME!!!! CM: we need some kind of tryouts. *tryouts* Solek: cool. So, are there any kings in this book? Hammox: (reading Dune) no, but there’s a duke. Solek: sweet. That’s me. And my bride is Gavla. Gavla: sigh. I love you Solek. Hammox: (reading more of dune) uhoh Solek. Apparently the duke dies in the beginning of the book. Solek: WHAT!?!?! I’m out. AN: too late. I signed you up. *tons of Bionicles rush in* Gorast: I heard you were doing a spoof of dune. Osram: yes. We're doing a spoof. Gorast: then I want to be the Reverend mother mohaim. I have my own gom jabbar. (Shows stinger) *on bzpower, in comedies forum* Member63549: I have no idea what’s happening. I never read dune! Member3425: patience. He’ll explain. PR: quick! We’re losing viewers. Helrynx: okay. (Throws pie at Mutran) Mutran: ow. (Eats cheese) AN: that’s it! You too are both in this thing! That should be enough punishment. Helrynx: but- AN: No buts. You said a bad joke, so now you pay. *after interviews* Carapar: yay! Now let’s start the show. (Watch beeps) oops. Time for my date! -Commercial break- Stay tuned for the show that’s replacing Bionicle dune- The Kra-matoran kronicles! Starring all the shadow matoran- PR: HEY!!! Carapar, can you make anything more original? -CHAPTER break- If you actually read dune here are the characters. Solek=duke leto Hammox=feyd ruatha Carapar=Paul Bohrok=saudakar Gavla=Jessica Cahdok=Emperor SL=hawat Gahdok= princess Osram=gurney random toa= fremen Helrynx=chani Ehlek= baron harkonnen Mega kraata= sand worms Mutran=kynes Weapon=Stilgar Takadox= Piter Kirop= duncan idaho
