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So is this what 6 years of BZPower does to you?
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I am the nupariddler!! if you dare test your knowledge of bionicle lore, please follow! pay attention to the color scheme of the letters that is you're first clue!!Who am I roaming far and free?I sent those that came from the sea!Those protectors that come from a different sector.New i am since i have given life to a dear old friend,A fiery fellow who's job is to defend a fort of sorts to the end.one more thing before i go i am not of water and i hate the snow,i wander every chance i get and make my turaga fret,can you guess who i am?
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Amazing Photoshop made header made by CalvirickThe Comics:2.06. Prank Battle 2010The Conventions: Part 1The Conventions: Part 2The Conventions: Part 3The Conventions: Part 4The Conventions: Part 5The Conventions: Part 67. My Birthday8. Do You D.C the Marvel I Did Here9. My Psychic Powers Tell Me You Read This Comic Title: Part 1/310. My Psychic Powers Tell Me You Read This Comic Title: Part 2/311. Flash is Mad.12. Vampires Suck Sucks13. Laws of Physics are for Bad Shows Only14. Arga's B-Day Part 115. Puzzle Games16. My Psychic Powers Tell Me You Read This Comic Title: Part 3/317. A Killer Halloween Part 118. A Killer Halloween Part 219. Why Was Six Afraid of Seven?20. A Football Joke Was Inevitable21. A Female Character (Yes I'm Serious)22. Wisdom To Not Listen To23. Is This How Facebook Works? I Wouldn't Know.24. Air Force 1/4Why Does This Thing Happen?25. Air Force 2/426. Air Force 3/427. Yo no hablo español28. Air Force 4/429. The Heist2010 Advent Calendar Comic 30. This is Worse Then When it Happened to My Fish 31. The Blue Screen of Death32. Tron33. Logic+People Who Don't Care34. Rubix Cubes35. Don't Steal36. Twilight For Dudes37. ToastBusters38. Earthquake9.3 m'I otN ysDxleci40. The Fellas at the Freakin NGC41. Kentucky Fried Puns42. BZPower's Longest Comic (3 KB, be carefull)43. iComic44. Sarcasm45. A Game Within A Game, Addiction46. IRL47. Broniez48.The Logic of TLR49. *Inappropriate Title Removed -B650. Zombie Attack Part 1/5 --------(.png version)51. Zombie Attack Part 2/552. Zombie Attack Part 3/553. The Inner Thought's of Dale's Mind54. THE ZOMBIES55. Zombie Attack Part 5/556. Nuclear Bombs and Pushing ThingsThanksgiving57. Pokemon Part 1/?58. Raj Saves the Economy59.The 59th Comic60. Dale Tries to Think61. Submachine Guns, The Solution to Peace62. A Response to My Fans (or lack of)2011 Advent Calendar Comic63. "No More Meme References?" I Lied!64. Challenge Failed65. Derpinator66. Gravity Hurts67. At Least It's Not Nebraska68. The New News is Telling the Truth69. You Cannot Hasbronies70. Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight71. Comic Removed 71.5. What Censorship Does72. Viva La De-evolution 73. Mall Parole 1.0 1. The Un-generic Intro2. Scratch to Win3. The First Assignment4. Sing Along5. The BZP SongDaily Comics Month 1 (1/31/10-3/5/10)Fancomics Mantafig's LNU & Pinkie PieLNU & Pinkie Pie Part 2 Awards Thank you for your fan support, it really helps motivate me to make more comics Credits:Dark709: ChimoruGerlicky: 6 shade, noob spritesXanis: XaniskitJustax Kal: Chimoru KalShadonix: NGC Chimoru Kal sheets
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Hello guys! I can't believe its finally finished, but here it is: THE TA-KORO SCHOOL.Heck, everybody's got the right to be educated, so why not matoran? Link As always, I shall include a brief explanation of how i got to work on this project. 1. First i drew the basic skeleton of each character. 2. Then i drew the matoran. 3. Tahu was the hard part. first i drew him in full detail, but my style requires simplicity. I went through a lot of different Tahu's, but i think he came out rather well in the end. 4. then i drew the blackboard; it was rather fun thinking up what would go on there. 5. SHADING! shading is what makes a drawing. Without it, the drawing just seems like a dull, flat piece of work, but once shaded, it's like it becomes real. Hope you enjoy it -Dwanny
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ASK HAPORI TOHU!Note: I know that Tahu the Burger Burglar Burglarizes a Burger wasn't that funny,so i'm rooting that on this.HT: Hello,there BZPower members! It is I,your fearless leader,Hapori Tohu!B6: Sir,our Wi-Fi is down,it has been since the Visorak took over Metru-Nui.HT: So wait,we didn't have Wi-Fi for 6 years!???!!!?B6: Yep,but the staff are working hard to fix this.HT: Just,just go get the Video Camera.B6: Yes,sir!10 minutes later....B6: Alright,here you go.Random Matoran: After 6 days of no Wi-Fi,it is finally back up!HT: Black six,you said that we had no Wi-Fi for 6 years,not days!B6:But sir,I...HT:You're FIRED!B6: Shoot,I was kicked out of the LEGO Office in Denmark 13 years ago... :(HT: And you'll be kicking yourself out of BZPower as well! :superfunny:B6: I thought this was a FAQ thingie,not a "yell at Black Six" thing!HT: Go away,I wish to never see you again!B6: But...HT: Fus...B6: Huh?HT: Ro...B6: Uh-oh...HT: DAH!!!!HT: There,with my lead Administrator gone now,I can start this thing! HT: Huh,who,what? Oh,I had to go into hibernation,and the staff were too lazy to operate the site. HT: No,why would I? :shoots wall with lazer vision: Okay,okay,maybe I DO have superpowers! Also,LEGO STAR WARS sucks. BIONICLE rules! HT: Hmm,"NOT Black Six",I am part of the awesome Toa Team. The team members are: Me,Billy Mays,James Bond,Chuck Norris,Icarax and Winnie-The-Pooh. HT: NO! HT:Hey,that isn't a question!:Door opens:W7: Hello,I am White Seven,and I would like to get a job here.HT: Hmm,you look as if i've seen you before. Black Six ring a bell?W7: Black Six? Who's that?HT: Some guy I fired.W7: Oh,he says he wants his job back.HT: I think you are B6...B6: Hello,I want my job back!HT: Wait,so White Seven is really NOT Black Six!B6: It all ends here,brother.W7: Come at me,bro.:Bam!:B6: :spank:W7: Ow!HT: That's it! Time to Nuke the ground!W7 and B6: NOOO!-CDP
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You may or may not remember my comedy 'Ask Lewa' on the old forums, but I figured I'd continue it. Don't worry, B+M=C and the others will return sometime or another. Anyways, let's get started! (P.S. If you remember Skirmix and Ratty, you get a cookie.)Chapter 1: Cupcakes.Lewa: Hi, everybody, and welcome back to 'Ask Lewa'! I've done a lot during the downtime,Computer: Translation: I've sat on the couch a lot.Lewa: Including adopting two new pets, Skirmix and Ratty!Computer: Translation: A Rock Steed to carry me to the kitchen when I get hungry, and a rat to keep me company while sitting on above mentioned couch.Lewa: So, let's start awnsering questions!Computer: Translation: Gimme stuff to awnser before I punch a hole through the wall.Lewa: Shut up, you piece of ####!!Computer: ....I think it's better I DON'T translate that....Lewa: Good! Bring up the first question! Lewa: Huh? What? (Quickly hides Twilight Sparkle toy) Of course not! What kind of girly person would like that?!Computer: You.Lewa: (Whispers) Shut up, you overglamorized toaster oven!Computer: Lewa is a Brony! Lewa is a Brony!Lewa: When I get my hands on you-!!Gali: (Walks in) Lewa, are you threatening the computer again?Lewa: Um...no?Gali: (Sighs and leaves)Lewa: Well, now that you've made a fool out of me in front of Gali, could you just give me the next question?!Computer: Maybe. Maybe not.Lewa: What do you expect...an apology?!Computer: Yes.Lewa: I'm not going to apologize to a-Computer: Uh-oh, I put it in the Trash folder by accident. Would be a shame if it were to accidently get deleted forever..,Lewa: Okay, okay, I'm sorry!Computer: That's better. Here's your question: Lewa: Well, sure! I don't have any problem reading about Cupcakes!Computer: Um, Lewa....Lewa: Nonsense! I'm sure it's just a nice, non-gory story about yummy cupcakes!Later, after actually READING 'Cupcakes':Lewa: That was definitely NOT a nice, non-gory story about yummy cupcakes!Computer: I'm not going to say I told you so, but I SAID TO YOU ACCURATELY!!Lewa: Oh, shut up...I think I'm going to be sick...Computer: How can you tell? You're green all over anyway!Lewa: Ooog, I can't do this...Skirmix, Ratty, you take over and awnser the last question...(Walks off)Skirmix: Is he gone?Ratty: I think so.Skirmix: Well, then, welcome back to The Skirmix Show!Computer: Oh, may heaven help us!Skirmix: I'm your host, Skirmix, and this is my co-host, Ratty!Ratty: We're going to take over 'Ask Lewa' for the last question of the day because of Lewa being stupid enough to read 'Cupcakes'!Computer: Stupid is right...Let's get this over with. Skirmix: Well, it's quite simple. You remember those scenes where the Lewa was swinging through the trees on Mata Nui? Well, he fell a lot.Ratty: You could say he bumped his head as a child.Skirmix: 63 times.Computer: That's it for today.Skirmix: Well, okay then. Have a good day everybody, and thanks for reading! Remember to send in lots of questions!Ratty: And to never read 'Cupcakes'!Word count: 578
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BS01 ADVENTURES THE UNRELENTING In a world of wikiness... A few really awesome heroes will come to meet their destinies...After they are done shooting fireworks...And making comics that last one issue...This is their story...On the Wiki-Nui mainland...Cykron: Guys! GUYYYS!!!*Spawnie walks up to Cykron with Grant-Sud’s mask*Spawnie: Wut.Cykron: Um... *points at mask*Spawnie: It’s borrowed.Cykron: I meant the skull inside it.Spawnie: Cy, me and Cise have a understanding...Cykron: Someone died!Spawnie: And you come to ME for some reason...Cykron: Look, I walked into Toa of Chaos’s hut and I found...Spawnie: A body? Laying suspiciously under the table with duct tape and cotton swabs jammed into its...Cykron: No! It was worse.Spawnie: Oh. What did you find?Cykron: ...Kingnocturnignika...Spawnie: DDDD:Cykron: Oh, and the body.Spawnie: Oh.Cykron: Anyway, I need a way to dispose of...King Iggy: Noa!!!Spawnie: What?King Iggy: He’s still alive!!!Cykron: Um... Dude, he’s dead.King Iggy: Noa!!!Spawnie: We need to get rid of the body.ToC: I’m not dead...Cykron: *looks away*ToC: I feel happy...King Iggy: He must live!Spawnie: What planet are you from!? Let the creep perish!Creep Of The Deep: Wut?Spawnie: You don’t exist either.Cykron: Anyway... You can have ToC’s DEAD body, Kingy.King Iggy: Yus! :DCykron: You can ask him about ancient sprite requests from two years ago or anything you want.King Iggy: Yeah, but I can’t let my friend go! I must be with him on his level.Cykron: What do you have in mind?King Iggy: I must join him.Spawnie: Best idea you had... ever.*Kingy lays next to ToC*King Iggy: Accept me into your kingdom, ToC! Let me join you!*Nothing happens*Spawnie: My way is much quicker, dude.King Iggy: Look, I will NOT let this setback get between our friendship. ToC, where do you want to go?ToC: ...Cykron: He wants to use a morgue.Spawnie: He’s starting to stink. Here. *hands over can*King Iggy: What’s this?Spawnie: It keeps bodies from stinking.Cykron: Where do you get this stuff!?Spawnie: *evil hiss* CANADAAAAaaaaaa......Cykron: o.O Hey, where did Chaos’s body go!?Everyone turns and see’s two shapes standing in the *snort* Twilight!Twilight Avenger: SHUT UP!Cykron: Who is that?11: Ha! It is I! Toa 11!!!Spawnie: Where is Chaos’s body!?11: It is... safe. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Cykron: >_>Spawnie: Why are you back in Wiki-Nui, 11?11: You fools! After the Packer’s won the Super Bowl, I have come to finish the job!Toa Iggy: What job?11: To destroy all Steelers fans that dare appose me!Spawnie: You can have him. *Drags Cykron from behind Kingy and shoves him in front of 11.11: It’s time to finish this, Cykron.Cykron: NO!!!11: YES!Cykron: NOOOOO!!!11: YES!!! *pulls out Kraalix’s stale Hanna Montana cake and crams it into Cykron’s mouth* YES EAT IT! FINISH IT FOR GOOD YOU STUPID FOOL! AHAHAHA!!!Spawnie: *BOOM* *Reloads shotgun*11: Gah!! You... you shot me!Spawnie: Yup.11: I—I didn’t see that coming.Spawnie: Neither did JFK.11: I—I—Feel... ok, actually.Spawnie: Really?11: Yeah, and, I can’t why I’m standing here, well, I remember why Cykron is choking on cake but I can’t remember anything besides that. It felt as if someone was controlling my actions...King Iggy: ...plotline...Spawnie: Shut up. You’re gonna spoil it.King Iggy: <:(Spawnie: Anyway, what do we do with Cykron?*Cykron lies twitching on the ground*11: Is he dead? Did I kill him?King Iggy: *sniff* I can’t smell his pulse!Spawnie: He’ll be fine. There are more important things to worry about than him...*AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION...*???: Rise my son, arise and feel again!ToC: Uhhhh... I feel weird, like I was dead or something...???: You were.ToC: Well, that explains the stink, and the bugs, and Kingnocturnignika.???: You are now under my control, Toa of Chaos.ToC: WAIT NO!!... *falls under spell*???: Now, you must gather those who know about my plan.ToC: Yes master... They won’t come easily.???: No problem. After all... It saves me time to kill them together.Twilight Avenger: SERIOUSLY CYKRON!?!?Toa Nidhiki05: This isn’t even legal. >:(Cykron: I will MAKE it legal.Darth Sideous: SERIOUSLY CYKRON!?!?Tune in later for another edition of BS01 ADVENTURES: THE UNRELENTING...
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Hello, everybody, and welcome to Water Works, my first GIMP-based comic series! It's about people working at Toa's Bark Water Park, based off of the Noah's Ark in Wisconsin Dells. Don't worry, it's funnier than it sounds. Here we go! Comic 1: Welcome to Toa's Bark! Comic 2: Meet the Employees! Comic 3: The Prophecy Comments and helpful advice are welcomed!
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These are made by the random generator on a certain site. I will post hte 2 words I put in, than the sentence(s): Bush, Obama: "The pilot grabs Bush. Bush underestimates Obama in the preserving sport. Obama disrupts the lethal crystal. The venture smells on top of the ditch. The racial genius sugars Obama after the immortal." "Bush faults the raid. Bush boggles. When can Obama change below the pork? Before a pupil chews the biased trash. A precedent treks Bush." "How can a world poster water the elitist? Obama pinches the historic predecessor. Obama possesses Bush. My safeguard bringings Obama." you, I: "How can you blackmail a weekday? The fluid edges I. You burns I next to the surprising blessed. When can an institute spin the vicar? Should I tear opposite you?" Bzpower, Bionicle: "Bionicle glows over BZPower. BZPower reverts throughout Bionicle. A corn fears next to the finger. When can a welfare smile? BZPower wants Bionicle." Rainbow, toilet: "Toilet dashes outside rainbow. Rainbow elaborates! On top of toilet returns rainbow. The reserve chemical talks behind another widest moan." lulz
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"Haue a really great time @ your new school! Come on your free trip to the uk soon to tell us about it. Hope it is a big success 4 u. Love _______ _______ & ______." -Kaji
