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The last one was inspired by The Keanumobile. May touch it up later to see if I can beat Mr. Reeves' ride in meme number...
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I want to apologize to you guys - I used to put a lot of work, heart, and thought into my blogs, giving you a bunch of multi-paragraph rants and actual content. I'd occasionally have images, but it was a thinker's blog, something to make you think and laugh instead of just laugh. But lately, I've just been using it as a resource to post funny images. It's fun, but it's also not as fun as making something big that gets the same effect, and you guys seem to enjoy the mix leaning more towards rants than the mix leaning towards images. I'll try and do better from here, lets see where things go.
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Just saw the "cinematic" trailer for this. Looks pretty interesting, I'd recommend going to watch it if you like the franchise, as, if nothing else, it has some cool effects and uses of the force. First one was apparently short and lacked a good plot, so I never picked it up, but it looks like they're trying to make up for the last plot on this one. Hopefully the Wii port won't just be a gimmicky attempt to use the Wiimote as a lightsaber and they'll actually get it right if they try that again. If not, that's why I bought a computer with an i7 and a dedicated GPU this time - So I can actually play the cool games when they come out. Hopefully it'll also have a recap of the first game or I'll be able to find a cheap copy of it.
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DO YOU THINK I AAAAAAAAAAMMMMM?! I love this show.
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Guess which one I love using in a disproportionally common fashion in contrast to the other option when playing a character with recognizable, arguably cliche personality traits.
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You had me at "Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman in the same movie".
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To the Keanumobile!
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Have you been wrongfully accused of murder in an implausible manner?! Has your state senator turned you into a newt?! Did Apple unjustly take your soul for telling people of the new iThing? Well then you need a good lawyer! But not just any lawyer, a good lawyer! One who's shocking! One who's willing to do anything for his case, no matter how ridiculous! One who's so shocking, even the court jury thinks he's full of it? You need Wright & Co. Law Offices! A law firm so powerful, they can get confessions from those who aren't on-trial so personal they can result in identity theft! Just listen to these testimonials! So don't delay! If you're going to court, call Wright away! I love this game. Also would you believe I wrote this all for one punchline?(No it wasn't "Call Wright away", I'm not that sad)
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Take any movie. Pretend M. Night made it. Post the results. Examples from another forum; Go!
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Any other recommendations for my used game huntening?
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Thanks for being one day in the future. It's good to know if the apocalypse comes, we're going to have time to prepare over here. So yeah, thanks for being society's vanguard.
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If your heart has not been thoroughly melted, you are a bad person.
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Kathy Miller, a spokeswoman for the religious-liberty group Texas Freedom Network, said textbooks currently used in the state's public schools offer a balanced treatment of the world's religions. "This is another example of board members putting politics ahead of just educating our kids," Miller said. "Once again, without consulting any real experts, the board's politicians are manufacturing a bogus controversy." Earlier this year, ultraconservative members of the state education board succeeded in approving a series of extremely controversial changes to school texts, dramatically reshaping core curricula in social studies, history and economics taught to millions of students. The Huffington Post reported at the time on the drastic revisions, including the following: The latest measure being considered by the board is no less controversial. The Morning News reports: Since these always get locked, I'm going to go ahead and save the staff the trouble and do it myself. I wanted to post this though, as it doesn't seem like it's getting a lot of coverage now outside of Texas(Inside Texas, how is it?) due to the midterms, and considering the number of other states Texas' curriculum effects, I feel that I ought to help let as many people as possible know.
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And guess what's inside it!~ I forgot how much I love these movies. And how hilariously awesome Captain Jack is.
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Can someone please give me a link to where I can find the old animated miniseries online? Google is being useless since it just gives me the new CGI junk.
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In the intensely heated political climate, he still manages to make me laugh at something political. Thanks Joe, you're awesome.
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You and I will never master anything. We will forever be initiates, struggling to poorly emulate the feats that the masters of whatever we choose to do make look easy. And that is what is so wonderful and beautiful about life. We all have a vision of perfection in our heads. We all know what we want. But that want is unattainable in this life, and because of that we will always be learning, always growing, always advancing, always getting better. There is no limit because perfection is unreachable, as it's complexity stays consistent with our capability. Being the greatest is boring; there's no challenge, if someone else can do it, you can do it. But having to fight, struggle and work to get what you want, that's the fun part, that's what is so wonderful. There is always something to do, there's always something to occupy yourself with. The only people who are bored are the people who want to be bored.
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Use a gun. If that doesn't work, use more gun. If that still doesn't work, use gun made out of smaller gun. Wash rinse repeat as you get bigger gun made out of bigger gun.
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Why is it the minute you use tactics instead of just Ramboing it, you're suddenly called, amongst other, less mild things, a noob, a *******, a game killer, and a ****, especially in FPS'?
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Fedora, or Russian pilot's hat? Since the Fedora is as cheap as it is, maybe buying both and just wearing the Russian hat when it's cold out would be fine, but I still wanted some opinions.
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The movie, not the show. The show I rather liked, I'd even go as far as to call it one of my favourite if not my favourite western cartoon from the last decade. However one scene that leaked onto the internets was pretty much all I needed to see to know I'm not going to see it. I can't link the scene as it was on a site that BZP rules restrict links to, however I can tell you that this criticism is based on scenes from the trailer and the first or second google video result for "earthbending scene"(There's nothing on the video that breaks the rules, no profanity, no nothing, the harshest word is "kill", and the most violence is someone falling over after being hit with a slow rock). Let's start with the trailer. ~The show was based on oriental combat styles, mythology, etc., and yet Aang's tattoo includes a Celtic cross. Why? ~Aang's clothing doesn't look quite right. It's missing the little bit of cloth draping over his shoulders down to his chest. ~Come to think of it, very few of the actors look that much like their character. Now then, onto the actual movie since I've learned my lesson from Star Trek not to criticize based on the trailer alone. ~The kid playing Aang has too much weight in his face, it's not as thin as I recall it being. Plus he has the expression of someone who's half asleep. ~He's a bad actor. I'm a bad actor, and I can act better than this. This kid's acting is very reassuring that worst comes to worst, I can always get roles in summer B-movies to live off. ~The name. M. Night, try to avoid meeting me, because here and now I will tell you that if I meet you I will punch you for this. It is pronounced Ey-ng. Not ah-ng, ey-ng. You cannot use the excuse that "It was written in a way that I thought was pronounced like that", it was a sixty-one episode television show and every episode mentioned his name more than once, pronounced ey-ng, not ah-ng. You have no excuse for this. ~The fire nation commander. He doesn't look like his armour was based off the show. It looks like someone mashed up a Roman centurion with an Oriental soldier. Granted one can use the artistic liberty excuse on something as trivial as this, so I'm probably nitpicking, but still. ~The girl playing Katara isn't much of an actor either. I get a feeling this is going to be a recurring trend... ~The airbending. Wow, that...that was sad. The blur was kind of alright, but the guy didn't look like he got hit by a gust of wind, he looked like a harness rigged under his armour lifted him to make it look like he went off the ground. ~The kid playing Sokka. He's actually alrightish. Granted he only has one line and it's not that hard a line to deliver, but still, he's better than the others so far. ~The firebender. He looks like a flailing college dropout pretending to know karate. If you're going to make a movie out of something, at least do as much if not more research than the people who made your premise. They actually hired a trained martial artist as a consultant, and being animated, didn't really need much else to get things accurate. With the success of the show, you presumably had a big budget. You have no excuse not to have hired a martial artist for a few weeks to train these guys(Or better yet, the same guy the show used) on the fighting style their bending is based on. ~The firebending. Two points with this one. First, that has to be the slowest moving fireball I've ever seen. One thing about the show was that fire didn't move like fire; it moved like firey bullets, it moved faster than normal fire. Not at the speed of a man walking a little fast. Second, why the fire in the giant cup thing? In the show they summon it from internal spiritual energy, the more this goes on the more it seems like you never watched the show. ~Five flailing earthbenders summoning a slow moving rock the size of a book. This does happen, but in it's defense, it's hilarious, so gets a pass. ~The rock does not though. It's moving a little faster than the fire was, maybe jogging speed. Yet Soldier McFirenation just stands there and takes a blow from what is a very easy to avoid rock. Even in the show when the rocks move faster than some cars, soldiers still dodged them, this is kind of pathetic. ~The music. Much like the concept and fighting, the show's music was based on oriental folk music. As such it fit the show well. Conversely, if you're going to use the show's premise(Which is slowly seems you're not), you should make the soundtrack fit. Wayne's World didn't have Latin flamenco music, Lord Of The Rings didn't have rock guitars, and on a LoTR-related note, your soundtrack for a movie borrowing heavily on Asian cultures shouldn't just take the Lord Of The Rings soundtracks and change a few bars. If a friend invites me, I have time to kill so I may see it, but what I've seen so far has truly been disappointing and is something I expected from a B-movie, not from something made by a director I've actually heard of based on a concept that has already been concluded with characters already developed and names already pronounced and so on and so on. I had low hopes based on what people have been saying, but not this low. This is just sad.
