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TAHU THE BURGER BURGLAR BULGLARIZES A BURGER*Note: it is illegal to steal a Burger: the penalty is 5 seconds in Jail,and nobody,and I mean NOBODY(except for the Barraki and Tahu) wants to go to Jail for 5 seconds.Tahu Mata walked into Mc. Tahnok's;today was Saturday,the day when Mc. Tahnok's is flooded by swarms of People Bohrok,hungry,fat,stupid,clumsy Bohrok. Tahu: Pfft,getting past a bunch of clumsy Bohrok is easy!Cashier: Hello,welcome to Mc. Tahnok's fast-food restaurant;the best fast-food restaurant on Mata-Nui! I am Bob Tahnok! What would you like to order?Tahu: I WANT A BURGER!!!Cashier: Whoa,no need to yell! Oh,the Burger will be 19.99Tahu: Can I pay after the Burger is finished?Cashier: Sure! Any add-on's?Tahu: Protodermis!Cashier: Okay!Tahu: Now i'll just grab that and run away with my EPIC fire-sword that I inherited from Chuck Norris himself!Cashier: Come back! SECURITY!!!Bohrok-Kal: Yes,Bob?Cashier: A Toa is running away with a stolen Burger!Tahnok-Kal: Okay,you know the drill,first: we've got to get this Comedy to 300 characters,second: we've got to get that Burglar! Load your Protodermis Guns! Bohrok-Kal,transform aaaAANNNDD ROLL OUT!Tahu:they'll never get me!Lehvak-Kal: Ready,aim,FIRE!BAM!Tahu: Ouch! What happened?Nuhvok-Kal: He's not,dead!Tahu: Hahah,now I am a Toa Nuva and i'm gonna use my sewer surfing board to escape! JUMPS INTO SEWER!Gahlok-Kal: So,i'm the only one that can swim here...Pahrak-Kal: FOREVER ALONE...Gahlok-Kal: Hey! Shoots gun at Pahrak-Kal,Pahrak-Kal turns into molten plastic.Pahrak-Kal's Ghost: OOH!! Who said Pahrak have no souls? Well,PAHRAK HAVE SOULS!!Kohrak-Kal: Enough fighting,what's 157,085,856 x 45?Tahnok-kal: You're the Math geek,tell us!Kohrak-Kal: 7,068,863,520!Lehvak-Kal: Erm,but since he's in the stinky sewer now,can I practice my sword-fighting skills?Gahlok-Kal: Erm,but the only kind of Bohrok that even CARRIES a sword are Bohrok-Va.Tahu: Wow,what a stinky sewer,hey,I see an exit!Onua: Hey,Tahu!Tahu:Whoa! You got the upgrade TOO?[/sarcasm]Onua: Sure did,so did the rest of us! Wait a second,did you steal a Burger again?Tahu: Yep!Random Vahki: You're under arrest!Onua: Weren't the Vahki destroyed like a 1,000 years ago?Tahu: RICK ROLL.Vahki: :dies:Tahu: TEEHEE.Gahlok-Kal: Shoot!Tahu: :frozen:AT THE JAIL...Tahu: I'm breaking out.Pridak: It's impossible to escape,they've got Rahkshi as guards! They also got sewing string instead of barb wire! And there's a toxic swamp down there,it's called Chernobyl.Tahu: Do I care?Pridak: Suit yourself.WINDOW BREAKSTahu: Oh no,there's a toxic swamp beneath!SPLASH!Tahu: Huh? I'm still alive! I AM ALIVE! Krika: Not only that,but you've upgrated to Tahu Mistika.Bitil: We're the FBM:Federal Bureau of Makuta!Gorast: We'll send you to the pit!Tahu: :shoots:Bitil: :dies:Gorast: :shoots: Gorast: :misses:Swamp Stalker: I stalk people!Tahu: :shoots:Swamp Stalker: :dies:Krika: :shoots:Gorast: :dies:Krika: Run away,Tahu! Run away! Bring the burger to happy cat!Tahu: This is a Cheeseburger? :throws:Happy cat: :eats:Tahu: Bye-bye!Krika: APRIL FOOLS! :shoots:Tahu flies up to Bara-MagnaTahu: Huh,where am I?:SQUASH:A giant Robot stepped on Tahu. Tahu became ZOMBIE TAHU!ZT: Brains!Gresh: No way!ZT: Yeah,way!Gresh: :shoots:ZT: :dies:Teridax: hahah!BARA-MAGNA BLOWS UP!Some random Av-Matoran: Good thing I flew away! :crashes into Comet:THE END-CDP
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Part I High above the desolate valley, fire came down from the heavens, blazing through thousands of miserable lives trapped in the anguish of war. High above them, the cliff was steep, bristling with jagged rocks, the torrid site of a landslide that had killed many of his friends. Too many. Ackar tripped, and fell. * * * "I have a bad feeling about this." "Hey, take it easy, bro. It's not like we are going into the real war. We're just going to make sure that the Rock tribe doesn't take advantage of us while we kick the Ice Tribe back to the desolate rock they came from." "We're just a bunch of rookies, Rappert. " "Aw, rookies that are soon to be great leaders! Soon we will rival the Great Beings themselves!" "If we don't get crushed by the Skrall first. " "Your pessimism does not become you, brother." "Nothing becomes me less than being sent into battle without proper training, and on short notice at that. This whole thing looks suspicious. " "It was authorized by the Element Lord of Fire himself. " "That guy. Some Great Being dipped him in a pit of power, and he's our 'Great Leader' now. He's gotten us into a war over some silvery magic stuff that's supposed to make us the 'envy of the Great Beings'. Don't find me a leader; find me an escape route." "We will win, Ackar. This war will be over before you know it. Cheer up, pal. The mind is half the battle. " Yes, thought Ackar, and on this we have already lost. * * * The sight that would have met the two rookie Glatorian as they marched into camp wouldn't have been all that unfamiliar now; the battered tents pitched in grassy knolls, the forest surrounding, the familiar smell of campfires and discharged energy pellets used in weapons to fell game. The sounds would not have changed much either; the proud voices of some Glatorian, bragging of the feats of which they had yet to accomplish; the eager voices of Agori, talking of heroic deeds of Legend and saying, Yes, this will be even greater. But around Ackar and Rappert the voices came in whispers. They were the voices of past exploits, of interest born of mischief and ill-gotten gains. Soon after the pair would pitch their tent and make camp, the crowd of followers would gather around their fire, asking for stories. "What about the time you tricked Certavus into giving you a ride on his Thornatus?" asked one young Glatorian. "Nah, that's too easy. I could have done that, and I'm younger than you. Tell us about the time someone cheated their way into the intertribe spikeball tournament and you won anyway. " Ackar smiled. “Well, the big battle is tomorrow, I'm hearing. So how about I tell you both of them, then we all go to bed and rest up?" "No!" chorused the Glatorian and Agori. "Look, we all need our sleep" chided Ackar. "If you go into battle without sleep, you'll all be a bunch of droopy soldiers. The enemy will march over you like you were sodden blankets on pegs." There were a good deal of chuckles at that. "They always tell us the big battle is tomorrow" said one of the smaller Agori. "Let me let you in on something" said Ackar. He leaned into the ring of Glatorian around the fire and lowered his voice to a whisper. "Rappert and I snuck into Agnes' tent. He has a map in there, tracking the movements of the Earth Glatorian. There is about 2000 kios on that map from where we started, and 2200 from their camp. We set out later, but we move faster then they do. They will be here tomorrow morning." The party broke out, talking in hushed voices. Ackar knew that he would no longer be able to interest them in a story. Their dread and expectation would make a story of its own, far greater then any of his and Rappert's old tricks. "What do you plan to do in the battle, Ackar? I plan to crush 100 of those Skrall and make sure that they never get a whiff of silver power." "I plan to live. " * * * That morning came with a rumble that shook the earth itself, shaking the two awake with a start. Ackar leaped to his feet and pulled his energy launcher from his place by his pallet, aiming in preparation for unseen enemies. "Dude, relax" whispered Rappert, placing a hand on Ackar's arm. "It's just the army approaching. We got this, okay?" Ackar didn't respond. Instead, he quickly strapped his armor on over his night clothing and raced through the tent flap. The army was upon them. Rows of Skrall shields were advancing on the sleepy Fire Glatorian, led by the being with rock for armor. Furious, Ackar fired a shot from his energy blaster, hitting and injuring a Skrall by sheer luck. His fellow Skrall comrades trampled him as they rushed toward the scene of battle. Ackar ran back into the tent, already knowing that it was too late, that there was nothing that he could do, only to find his friend, strapping on his armor as if for a casual tournament. "The Skrall! They're here! Run!" "Run? What are you talking about?" A Skrall poked its head in the flap. Before he could do anything, he was singed by an energy bolt from Ackar. "I've got this, Ackar." Without another word, he charged towards the flap, plunging his blade into the Skrall. Ackar ran after him, shooting as much as he could, and then pulling blades and using his bare hands. It was chaos. Fire Agori and Glatorian in various states of undress used anything they could reach, everything from pans to swords to energy guns. One particularly resourceful group of Agori snagged a group of Skrall in a falling-down tent and set it aflame (The point was lost when the Skrall hacked their way out). Ackar ran, dodging through trees and past Skrall in various throes of combat. A couple Skrall broke off to follow him, which might have helped Rappert, who was strongly outnumbered but none the less holding his own for the moment. He had given up trying to hold his ground outside the tent but was using said tent to his advantage, trapping various groups inside and using his pulse blaster to take out as many Skrall as he could. This bought him a few seconds before he was hacked to pieces. Soon the camp was lost in a sea of black bodies. Meanwhile, Ackar blindly sped through the forest, blindly shooting pulse bolts over his shoulder. He reloaded his energy weapon, his clumsy fingers sending sparks into his armor. He heard a groan behind him – one of his shots had struck home – only to see a massive tree crash to the forest in front of him, sending up a torrent of dust into Ackar’s face. He heard the savage yells behind him, knowing that they were shouts of victory, and heard the rumbling of the earth below, knowing it as the sound of doom. Ackar leaped into the dust, felt it rush past him, felt the branches of the trees slap him in their fury. His hand caught one. He bounced, felt his other hand spring up and slap into place. Just like the arched paths in Vulcanus. You haven’t forgotten your record, haven’t you, Ackar? The day you climbed all the way down to the forges just by using your hands on the lava flume support rods. They couldn’t stop you from having a look at the forges, right? Ackar? For a second, all Ackar could see was the red-tinged streets and metal rods in his hands, feel his arms burning with pain, the forge entrance a bio from him. This was the point he had always fallen, time and again, before finally achieving his success. He felt his grip slipping… And then he was back, back in the tree, muscles burning from exertion. His legs kicked frantically like a tottering schoolboy, the flexible limb of the tree bouncing nervously under its new burden. His heart thundered against the walls of his chest, trying to be set free of the body which held it hostage. The very air itself shook, a salivating beast breathing on its terrible prey. Ancient rock, untouched for millennia, dissolved under the touch of the recent being’s thoughts. That encampment of proud Glatorian and eager Agori crashed to the valley floor, battered into submission by falling trees and shattered by falling rocks. The earth swallowed it whole, baring a sheer precipice of rock bearing witness to too many terrible choices. Ackar fell. Blackness. * * * Chains. He could feel them around his wrists, sunk into his armor, armor that dug into fragile skin. Black. Two inches from his face. A torch. It sizzled and popped, sending light into the barren room. No, it wasn’t a room; its sides pulsed and swayed, breathing like the insides of a savage beast’s throat. It was warm; too warm, and the flames played shadows across the seething tent. “Runner…” said the being holding the torch. “What do you know about the people of Vulcanus?” “Nothing, Skrall. Nothing at all.” The world faded again. * * * “Ahhhhh!” “Listen, foolish Glatorian. Where are the Fire Tribe going? What are their plans?” “They are walking straight into the fire, sir.” Straight into the fire… “Tut, tut, rookie. Where is the fire?” Ackar sat up, bolt awake. Chains were locked around his armour, and a Skrall was waving a torch in front of his face. He was alone, in a tent, and his friends had been… Oh, Rappert. My friend, my colleague…Tears started to form in his eyes, and he shut them to wash them out of his vision. His heart burned and ached. Rappert, dangling from a support tower. Rappert, running from trouble he no doubt had caused. Rappert, in disguise, trying to cover his laughter at the absurdity of how he looked. Rappert, gone. And all because of you. We didn’t mean any harm, just wanted to teach the Ice people that they should share with us. “Ow!” Ackar winced as the torch was brought down on his flesh again. Ackar, being who he was, had a natural resistance to fire, but he could still feel the torch, and the shock of the blow still unnerved him. “Where is the Fire Tribe?” demanded the Skrall, pacing the room in utter disgust. “Or can they not do better than a bunch of rookies to face our might?” “You know what, they won’t” said Ackar. “The silver fluid should be shared equally, among all the tribes. We fight for right, and you attack us.” “The silver…belongs to the Rock Tribe. We own all that comes from the rocks below, including you, fool. Wasn’t that armor forged in Vulcanus, from heat that comes from our rock? You should serve us.” “Who told you that?” “My master, foolish rookie. I’ve learned to mind mine, and you will learn to mind yours, soon enough. Now where is that army?” “They’ve gone to teach Iconox a lesson.” * * * Sunlight. Ackar felt the chains dig into his arms as he was dragged behind his captor. Well, mostly dragged. His ordeal had left him too weak to keep up with the Skrall’s pace, so the black-hued being mostly just yanked him along. Skrall paused in whatever task they happened to be engaged in to gawk and jeer: “Vulcanus’ pride and joy, right there.” “Our Skrall brother’s got a little taglong.” Raucous laughter. But the words just bounced off of Ackar. Exhustion conquered all emotion, his damaged limbs aching from his fall from the tree. He must have hit his head; his world swam dangerously a few times, and he thought he might black out again. He was forced into another tent. Fortunately for the ravished Glatorian, the top of this tent had a vent to let in air, which also let in a wave of dusty light. “So, Glatorian, where is my army?” said the being inside. His body was black; his jaws crunched as he spoke, his voice surrounding like the deep rumble of a landslide about to be unleashed. Ackar gagged; his stomach heaved, but it was empty, and he only received a sour taste in his mouth. His legs gave out under him, and he fell to his knees, gasping for air. “Heading toward Iconox, sir” said the Skrall that held Ackar. “Does he know anything specific?” “They are camped on the hill opposite Iconox, between there and the mountains” Ackar lied, his face to the floor. “Aye, so I see that Vulcanus in quite easily fooled. They will come up through the mountain pass…I see.” The Element Lord did not hesitate. “Assign him to a work detail at once. If I find your information to be false, you will be killed.” * * * The water pail banged against the tub of it as Ackar dragged himself away. “Next.” barked the Skrall next to the tub. Ackar stumbled away, heading for the stream to draw water. His wrists stung, and his mind swam. I hate Skrall. The cold water of the stream washed over his swollen wrists, yanking him out of his exhausted stupor.Rappert would have called them black trees with leaves. See the branches on their arms? He would laugh. He would call me names just to cheer me up. “No dawdling down by the river. We have an entire camp, and that camp needs water!” The Skrall at the tub lashed out with his whip across Ackar’s bare back, sending the Glatorian stumbling in a haze of pain. Mindlessly, the Glatorian trotted back to the stream, grabbed a bunch of water, and stumbled back. I hate this stupid war. Silver substance. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Let the stupid Ice people have it. He shoved the water into the trough with a force, sending water surging up the sides. Take this, Skrall! He drew the water up, sent water over the banks. Take this, Element Lords! He threw his bucket into the tub. Take this, Spherus Magna! Grabbing the bucket, he went back to the stream. He filled the bucket, walked back, and poured the water all over the waiting Skrall. Take this, death! Rappert will live on, and I will live, and you will fall! * * * Flames licked the sky. “I hear the vine-weaving Agori are joining the war.” “Oh, the tree-chopping Glatorian. I’m trembling in my booties.” “Have you heard the one about the green Agori who lost his way?” Heads shook all around, but Ackar could notice the knowing looks. They were just humoring him, trying to get him to go on. “He walked up to a Skrall and asked where the nearest vine was!” Chuckles all around, but Ackar could tell they were forced. He went back to eating as best he could. Once again he was chained to a Skrall. He knew that soon after, he would be dragged back to his sleeping pallet for another few precious hours of sleep before his day would begin again, too early. Only his anger kept him on his feet. I will right this wretched planet, even if I have to kill all of you to do it. The flames in the pit roared higher, answering an unseen voice that even Ackar could not yet command. * * * Snow whirled about the assembled Skrall, forcing them to shield their eyes in order to see. Knees knocking, they trudged onward towards Iconox. Ackar shivered. He could not see in front of him, and only the chains’ hold on his wrist kept him moving. * * * Six Glatorian huddled together in the tent, chilled though and soaked to the bone. A vent cut in the top of the tent let the smoke escape, but it was a useless measure; the tent was drenched in it, and the Skrall around Ackar shook with coughing. The cold still leeched in though the walls of the tent, and the icy wind tore at the canvas walls, threatening to set them free from the ground. The Element Lord of Rock had assisted them in finding the rock beneath the layer of snow…most of said snow was in the air around them, Ackar guessed, being blown and tossed about. It doesn’t matter much, seeing as I am going to die, and soon. The Fire Glatorian would have never taken this pass; too open and exposed to the winds which could blow up this snow; they would take the faster route from behind the city, and descend upon this mountain villa down the slope and into Iconox. Of course, that is what any resident would logically expect…But nonetheless, they are probably long gone now. This war is over, and I’m still fighting it. His rage built up again. Oh, to join my comrades under the earth! Rappert, you had it easy; I’m still fighting someone else’s war. Ackar reached his hand toward the fire, and felt nothing, only icy wind. The flames curled around the Glatorian’s hands, but he felt nothing, only the cold, hard rage of the White Quartz Mountains. The Skrall next to him tried to batter his hand away, only to withdraw it on pain of the surrounding flames. Ackar closed his eyes. The cold seeped into him, despite the vibration of the shivering Skrall around him. This is the end. And then he felt something hot. His foot burned in pain. His eyes snapped open. The chain. Hard and brittle from days of shivering in the cold, the heat was breaking it. The armor from Vulcanus was only singed, but the Skrall metal of the chain had broken, lying across Ackar’s foot. He jumped. To a standing position. The metal came free, liquefying some of the slush on the floor. The remaining chain snapped at his tug. And then a Skrall blade came back to Ackar’s throat. “Don’t move.” Ackar fell backward into the snow, then scrambled to his feet. He moved, grabbing a stick of wood for the fire, and reaching past a Skrall, he plunged it in, sending sparks toward the tent ceiling and bringing the wood to blazing life. He ran out of the tent flap before the Skrall could react, plunging into the maelstrom beyond. * * * The tents, in their way, formed a semi-windbreak. Ackar’s torch did not go out. The lone aspect of red in a sea of black and white trudged through the snow, heading for the armory tent. The shields, stacked like pancakes. The battle lances. Ackar set them aflame. This was the time when the Skrall had wood shields on an iron palatte – designed to take and hold arrows – the lances were laced with the lighter material to make them easier to carry, a practice quickly abandoned after this battle. Yes, it was a battle. Ackar, Glatorian of Fire, left the camp of the Skrall, heading toward Iconox. He had spent four days with the Skrall as they had traveled this route up the mountain, which journey began two days after the end of the battle which Ackar’s friends lost. The battle was known later as the Battle of Iconox, for lack of a better name. It began with a single Glatorian, a prisoner of the Skrall, who had left the camp to die… * * * It must only have been a few minutes, thought Ackar. The snow whipped past his face; ever since he had left the camp of the Skrall, the only thing he saw was swirling snow. He took another step forward, and his vision resolved itself. A village, wedged between three grand and forbidding peaks. Iconox. He trudged forward, full of new purpose. He would warn the villagers of the army on their doorstep and beg for mercy. He could see the guards, posted on the route to the pass now…just a few more steps…and then Ackar heard a horn.Vulcanus. Red beings descended across the landscape, crashing down on the Iconox defenders. Flames burst out against the structures, bouncing off the solid mineral of the houses, only scorching it. The Ice tribe defenders appeared from behind structures, slashing at warriors as they stumbled and slide down the white slope. “Ackar! Give us a hand!” shouted one Glatorian. One of the Ice warriors had cut down three of the Glatorian of Fire. “It’s lost!” Ackar bellowed. “We lost. The Rock tribe is coming!” Ackar could see the flaming mass of being that was the Element Lord of Fire coming down the hill, urging them on. “No, retreat!” Baffled, the Fire Glatorian paused in mid-fight, giving their enemies an opportunity that few would miss. Ice formed on the armor of the already cold and miserable Glatorian as the Element Lord of Ice came out to defend his people. Steam wafted across the landscape as the ice was melted. Fire blazed through the afternoon, but it was too weak for Iconox. “The Rock tribe is coming!” yelled Ackar. “Get out!” He saw the lights of familiarity dawn. He was Ackar, their friend. Weakened as they were, they could not take on two tribes. Slowly, the Glatorian of Fire scaled the heights, their enemies curtailed by fire blasts in his immortal fury. Below, the floor erupted with a battle cry as the armies of the Skrall charged into Iconox. The charge was too long…the fire Glatorian heeded the cry and finished the climb up and down the mountainside, headed for relative safety. The Skrall charged into Iconox…only to find no one but a few not so surprised Iconox defenders. The battle was pitched, because the Skrall’s shields and lances were on fire, dealing dangerous blows to the defenders of Iconox. The battle was long, but skill and strength would carry the day, as the embers in the shields went out. To this day the Skrall evoke these surprising effects of this battle – from that day forward the shield fronts are black, the maze design shown in red to effect the blaze of the burning coals. What they won’t remember, or can’t, is who set them aflame. Many proud defenders of Iconox perished that day. And Ackar remembered. This is my war. I will take you all down, for taking my friends away – you will pay for it! Review Topic
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well, i finally made this, took me a while to make this, and plus to scan this. >.< Well overall, it's also a good picture, just as good as my Lewa drawing. I think tahu turned out to look like he has short legs, and the backround isn't as good, well cuz i didn't know how to make a rocky wall that good, or a lava fall. But foreground seems okay to me. :)Here's how my drawing turned out with some help from photo.net:http://s459.photobuc...t=tahujpg-1.jpgAll opinions are accepted. :)Edit1: Well, i meant to shade the rocks like that, because the pool behind Tahu is made of lava, and is usually gives off some bright light . But it is kinda hard to distinguish so i should probably work on lighting too.Edit2:Dead topic here... I barely got any feedback on this drawing....(2/20/12)
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EDIT: Cannibalism and gore to this extent are not appropriate for BZP.
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Ok, I got kinda bored, and decided to make a chose your own adventure comic.Rules: [*]All BZP rules apply[*]Commands shoud: first have the charactor your command is for's name, second have the actual command(IE <charactors name="">, <command></command>.)[*]All commands must be PMed, not posted in the topic.[*]( this one's important )All commands must be silly! [*]( not really a rule, but it's still important )There is a slight plot to the comicsArchive#1#2#3#4CurrentYou begin searching for TOA GALI.You soon find TOA GALI.She does not seem pleased.
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Isn't it so great to be home? I've missed the smell of old cheetos in between the cushions... Uh, wait... I didn't say that. Anyways... With BZPower back, so is T&T. But wait, you ask? Why is the title back to it's orriginal? Well, this IS the sequel, but the titles been reverted back to just Fun with Taka & Tahu for a reason that shall be announced after school today. Until then, I am very pleased to present to you, after a long battle with BZP's editor to do so, all the current chapters, and one new one, of my comedy! Ah... It's so good to be home... Just note I have not gotten the chance to spell check as I'm kind of in a rush, but I will do so as soon as I get out of school today. PROLOGUE: THEB-TEAM Tahu sat at the bar drinking, as the people around him moved through the high class party's floor like rich people showing off how rich they were. Because they really where rich people showing off how rich they were. But Tahu sat there ignoring it all, wallowing in self pity as he threw back (milk) after (milk), literally, all seeming to land on an unsuspecting Icarax standing in the middle of the floor for now reason. ICARAX: Great… This is going to get trapped in my armor, and it's going to sour… Just dandy… Icarax went to move out of the way of the (milk) projectiles, as suddenly he slipped on the (milk) covered dance floor, landing flat on his face. As he slipped, his shoe shot off his foot and into an abandoned microphone on the stage, knocking it over into the amplifier, causing the amplifier to short circuit. Then a fire started, going up the stage curtains and around the room until hitting a book of matches. One of the lit matches then rolled over and hit the (milk), which against the laws of physics lit on fire. The fire then continued to travel across the small puddle toward Icarax, lighting him on fire. ICARAX: OH MATA NUI!! OH DEAR MATA NUI HELP!! I'M ON FIRE!! MATA NUI SAVE ME!! The crowd of rich people ignoring him because he was not rich enough to buy their attention, Icarax continued to jump out of the window. After which he realized he was on the top floor. *splat* Tahu continued to just sit there, wallowing in his pity, as Takanuva and his friend, Artakha, walked over. TAKANUVA: Tahu, you have to get over this. Gali left you three months ago. I just have gotten you to come back to work. Tahu groaned and shot back (again, literally threw it over his back) another glass of (milk). TAKANUVA: So, I was talking to this guy, who is here with his friend - Takanuva points to Turaga Whenua, who is sitting in a corner proposing to a rich model who is three times his height. When she says no, he pulls out the ring, which is a whole diamond, and she suddenly changes her mind. TAKANUVA: - who recently discovered a diamond mine, and he's agreed to help cheer you up so we can do what we have to and get out of here. Tahu just shrugs and throws another glass over his shoulder. Takanuva walks away as Artakha takes a seat. TAHU: So-sh I guess-sh you're going to say life-sh has a whole bunches-sh of meanings-sh-ness huh-sh? ARTAKHA: No. It's just pointless. Everyone's life is. You just go through it, looking forward to the day you die so you no longer have to hurt… Tahu turned to him strangely. TAHU: Huh-sh? ARTAKHA: I was agreeing with you. Life is pointless pain. There's no sense in it. It's like a death, and death is the only real life… TAHU: And what-sh do you-sh do for a living-sh…? ARTAKHA: I'm a motivational speaker… Until I got fired… I hate life… Tahu just got up and walked away. Artakha shrugged. ARTAKHA: Everybody hates me… He then shot back a glass of (milk) (this one was not literally, he actually drunk the (milk)), then went over to the window next to the one Icarax jumped out of and jumped. Only to realize he jumped right onto the fire escape. ICARAX: C'MON!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! THE SUICIDAL GUY LANDS ON THE FIRE ESCAPE!! WHAT TYPE OF SICK JOKE IS THIS!! Tahu walked over to another bar, and sat down, beginning the same process over and over again. This time, the Element Lord of Milk was sitting next to him. ELEMENT LORD: You about r - He notices Tahu's tired eyes, his messed up and dirty suit, his scratched up Kanohi Hau, and his (milk) mustache (which is actually on his shoulder and his lip). ELEMENT LORD: Dude, there's something different about you? Seriously? I can't place what it is though? Tahu's arm slumped off the counter, and he fell with it. He didn't get back up, not even caring to. ELEMENT LORD: That's it! You're wearing a different color of red armor today! Yeah, that's definitely it… The Element Lord's phone began playing the theme to Titanic, and he picked it up. The ringtone earned him a few weird glances first. ELEMENT LORD: What? Who doesn't love that song? He looked at the text on the screen, then got up out of his chair turned to Tahu, who was at this point on the floor in the fetal position crying into a Gali Mata toy. ELEMENT LORD: Quite acting like BZPower when BIONICLE ended, it's time to go! The Element Lord, instead of walking out the front door, he slipped on a ski mask and pulled a semiautomatic (water gun, but only he and the B-Team new that on), and walked into the middle of the crowd where he was soon joined by the rest of the B-Team, all similarly dressed. Before joining the B-Team though, the Smoke Monster stopped at Tahu. SMOKE MONSTER: Look, we've got this one, find something to cheer yourself up. Tahu nodded like a robot, then looked up and noticed a glass of (milk), suddenly realizing that in his depression he had not been drinking, only throwing it over his shoulder. And so, the light bulb came on. And as soon as he moved his hand away from the light switch, he had an idea too. ELEMENT LORD: EVERYBODY!! THIS IS A HOLD UP!! GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY!! All the rich people in the party just ignored them. ELEMENT LORD: Why are they ignoring me? ARGY: They're rich, they only pay attention to people that pay them. The Element Lord nodded and pulled out his wallet, and like a moth to the flame the rich people suddenly paid them their full attention. ELEMENT LORD: Well, that worked… The crowd of rich people began approaching, sniffing the air like police dogs after criminals. TAKANUVA: Yeah, too much it looks like… The stampede began, the crowd of rich people after the money like wolves after steak, and no one noticed the now fully drunk Tahu getting up on stage. TAHU: Hello-sh lady-sh and gentle-sh!! He never noticed he was now speaking to an empty room. TAHU: I have-sh something to say-sh. My wife-sh recently-sh left me-sh for her boyfriend-sh pool boy-sh… Now-sh, now-sh… I don't-sh want-sh any pity-sh… But I do-sh have something-sh for you all-sh tonight… I-sh shall sing-sh a song-sh, dedicated-sh to my evil-sh wife-sh… Are you all-sh ready… aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Somewhere inside the rich people's apartment building, Argy and the Lewa Fan stopped for a breather from the running, when suddenly out of nowhere they were attacked by a rich person, who has somehow managed to climb on the wall like some Spider-Man wannabe. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh Takanuva and the Smoke Monster ran for their lives as the savage rich people after the money of the poor crawled on the walls, acting as mindless and wild as zombies. And suddenly, Will smith jumped out of nowhere, but was mauled by the rich zombies. oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh Hearing the commotion inside, a black Honda Civic known as the Nuimobile drove into a drive through of an unmarked building. INGEITUM: Yeah, um… What do you want Hero? HERO: I'll take the Maczooka. INGEITUM: I think that's what I'll be having too. They drove up to the window and a weird looking Makuta named Junkyard leaned out and gave them their orders. JUNKYARD: Come back now, y'all hear! Do da do, do doo, doo do doo, do da doo, do doo do da doo,Do da do, do doo, doo do doo, do da doo, do doo do da doo,Do da do, do doo, doo do doo, do da doo, do doo do da doo,This big old polar bear,I just ain't where it's at anymoreSo don't let the door hit me in the face when I leaveI throw you in the fire to save my giftI'm a pretty little liarWhen you call I put out fightersThen just come clean The Element Lord ran into the bathroom, not notice it was the women's, and into the nearest stall. There, he stopped for a second to catch his breath, not noticing two zombie rich people crawling over the stalls and looking down. When he finally did notice them, he screamed like a girl. ELEMENT LORD: First off, I don’t scream like that!! ERASE THAT LINE!! And two, you rich zombies have horrible bathroom manners!! Get on the low train because it's cheapThen they fly like a birdie in the skyYou already knowI'm throwing you upThen letting you downStop pretending I'm going to spin aroundYou already know no, no, no, noYou already know no, no, no, noDon't askI know As if straight out of a Scooby-Doo cartoon, Hero and Ingeitum danced the electric slide with several of the zombies as the B-Team and their friends ran up and down the halls, going in one door and coming out another. I was the shoulder you beat onYou made me feel like the next bondDouble zero five nine two three sixBut while I heard you saying earYou started breaking the ground on a new Star Trek Crawling through the air vents of the building due to his small size, Argy managed to escape from the zombies. That is until he fell through the floor and caught Hero and Ingeitum dancing with them. ARGY: Traitors! Hero and Ingeitum just shrugged, then pulled out their Maczooka's and started shooting at the zombies. So get on the low train because it's cheapThen they fly like a birdie in the skyYou already knowI'm throwing you upThen letting you downStop pretending I'm going to spin aroundYou already know no, no, no, noYou already know no, no, no, noDon't askI know Running back into the top apartment as Tahu does a drunken running man while singing, they all noticed the Nuimobile, which had apparently been parked there somehow when Hero and Ingeitum came in. You're already a waitressI'm crazyAt least the one side I knew TAKANUVA: Tahu!! C'mon!! We've got to go!! Tahu just continued singing as the zombies entered the room. So get on the low train because it's cheapThen they fly like a birdie in the skyYou already knowI'm throwing you upThen letting you downStop pretending I'm going to spin aroundYou already know no, no, no, noYou already know no, no, no, noDon't askI know Tahu, after finishing his big finale, passed out into another one of his depressions, and Takanuva just dragging into the Nuimobile with the others as they flew out the top story window. But, suddenly realized the jets that made it fly was out of gas, so they all plummeted to the earth. Down at the bottom, Icarax managed to drag himself up just in time for the Nuimobile to crash on him. ICARAX: This figures… CHAPTER 1: V FOR V-TEAM Terridax continue his digging, as he had been doing all night long, in a desperate attempt to escape his cell. Unfortunately plastic silverware did not work very well, his psychopathic cellmate Bone Crusher, who belongs on an asylum and not a detention center, notices he is gone and decides to come looking for his 'best bud', and the mean guard Brutaka notices he's gone. Talk about a day. As he was digging, suddenly he noticed something… The ground was shaking. TERRIDAX: Is it an earthquake? As he struggle to figure out why the very ground under his feet was shaking, something began blocking out the lamps he had hung on the roof like an underground eclipse, and suddenly it was all too obvious. He had found him. And no matter how much he wished it had been the brutish guard Brutaka, it was not, for the shadow was well to large, rivaling that of Godzilla's shadow, despite its roundness, the muscular silhouette could be made out. BONE CRUSHER: Where is buddy going? Buddies don't go bye, bye without telling friend! Terridax stared up at the towering beast of a man, who weighed approximately 700 pounds in fat, but 800 in nothing but muscle, as the beast stared back with tears welling in his eyes. Despite the sign of weakness, Terridax's fear did not dissipate; it only grew for he knew what would come after was not very pleasant. BONE CRUSHER (Crying): You *sniff* hate *sniff* Bone *sniff* Crusher *sniff* don't *sniff* you *sniff*. TERRIDAX: No! Buddy, I - I just, I - BONE CRUSHER: BECAUSE THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!! Terridax fell flat on his butt as the massive inmate crashed his foot, the size of a boulder, down to the ground. Causing a massive shake in the earth's crust, sending a tsunami the height of five empire state building crashing into the coasts of Europe. TERRIDAX: No! I was making a play tunnel for you and me to have fun!! Bone Crusher's tears began to dissipate, and he stopped suddenly. We realize he was at this point hold Terridax across his leg, his head in one hand and both legs in the other, about to snap the Makuta in two. BONE CRUSHER: Really… *sniff* Bone Crusher like… Bone Crusher wants to help. TERRIDAX: Oh, no Boney, I've got it. You don't have to - Before Terridax could finish, the massive man had already begun. Holding the Makuta like a shovel, using his face as the business end and his legs as handles, he began shoveling away the dirt. Ignoring the muffled screams from the Makuta as his head was pounded into the rocks. TERRIDAX (Muffled): Melp!! Melp!! My meed melp!! Unfortunately, Terridax just passed out one he realized he had swallowed a worm.________________________________________________________ Elsewhere at that very moment, somewhere in a high security facility known as Stars Banking, owned by none other than the corporate giant in the modern world, Macrosoft Industries, three silhouetted figures walked up to the electrified gate. The figure in the middle, we assume as the leader, began combing his fluffy hair, then put on a strange mask and he suddenly realize he's not human. He's Toa. But with good hair. Covering and protecting the fluffy haven on his head using the specially made Kanohi that works like a helmet, the figure then clenched the comb, which we notice is about 12 inches long and has a handle making it like some cool cross with the ease of use of a brush but the awesome combing action of a regular comb, the Bromb (patent pending), as he and the other two figures approached the gate ignoring the 'No Trespassing' signs. As alarms went off and zamors began shooting from high in the air, the three silhouetted Toa, including the leader with great hair, where ready. One used a strange device similar in resemblance to that of kohli stick as a weapon, using it to knock the incoming zamors away like baseballs. The other seem to be using the element of fire to shoot the zamors, but is constantly unsuccessful and just lights himself on fire, however that is possible for a Toa, and stops drops and rolls as zamors continuously pummel him. However, the leader with great hair uses his Bromb (patent pending) as if it were a dagger, slicing the zamors in half in mid air. Jumping onto the gate, the leader with great hair cut straight through the metal with his Bromb (patent pending), and the group continued inside. Not looking back.________________________________________________________ TAKANUVA: 'Strange assailants broke into the world renowned high security facility, the Stars -' ???: STARS BANKING YOU FOOLS!! TUMA HAS SPOKEN!! TAKANUVA: Who's Tuma? I don't know, anyway… 'the Stars Banking secure holding facility, taking not money, as that had been emptied the day before due to plans to move the facility within Manhattan, but taking schedules for the transfer. Officials say the transfer shall be secured and Macrosoft's fundraising event tonight shall not be interrupted due to the minor setback.' Takanuva, sitting at the kitchen table in the Warehouse, placed the newspaper down. He stood up and looked around. After the heist last year when they broke into the Macrosoft headquarters, the two Order members decided to go rogue and join the B-Team as honorary members due to a distrust of the Order's current leader. So, they moved the B-Teams based here: to the Warehouse, where they've literally set up a home. Using the Nuicave as the actual base. At that moment, the Smoke Monster walked in and got some coffee, apparently having just woken up. TAKANUVA: Have you read the paper this morning? SMOKE MONSTER: Nope, just woke up. What's in it? TAKANUVA: Someone tried to break into the Stars Banking facility last night. I think it's not their first job either. SMOKE MONSTER: You think it's another team? TAKANUVA: Yeah, it's kind of weird… Suddenly, realization hit them both. TAKANUVA: Oh dear Mata Nui, the Element Lord cannot see this! He'll go crazy!! The Smoke Monster was already ahead of his friend, having snatched the paper and threw it into the blender until it was completely liquefied. After having dodged that bullet, the two walked into the living room to watch some TV. Coming into the kitchen as they left though, was of course Icarax. ICARAX: Oh, look. Somebody made a breakfast shake. Walking over to the blender, Icarax poured himself a glass of the thick liquid. ICARAX: Ewe… Ah well, the worst it tastes the better it is for you. Gulping down the whole glass, Icarax's eyes instantly went wide. He spat the disgusting liquid at the wall, but it was so thick it just bounced off. It finally stopped when it hit a bowling ball that was resting on the fridge. The bowling ball the rolled off its high perch, landing on Icarax's toe. Screaming in pain, Icarax began hopping up and down holding his hurt foot in pain, until he hopped over too close to the window and fell right out. Soon after he fell out, the Element Lord walked in. As he walked through the doorway, he suddenly stopped, smelling something. Getting down on all fours and smelling like a police dog after an escaping fugitive, the Element Lord's nose lead him right to the source: the blender. ELEMENT LORD: I smell a challenge!!________________________________________________________ ARTAKHA: So, you see, that's when my grandma died after he kitty Smoochie keeled over in front of her after having been bitten by the carnivorous mountain lion. She's so happy now, in death you know… Because dying is the only way to live… INGEITUM: That's what I say to all my victims before I kill them. The two sat at the dining room table as a mopping Tahu walked in. Tahu noticed Artakha there, and tried to turn around but they noticed him. INGEITUM: Hey Tahu! C'mon over here and talk to this guy! He's awesome!! TAHU: No thanks, I already want to kill myself enough right now… Tahu just walked out, and Ingeitum shrugged and got up to go work on the Nuimobile. Artakha just sighed. ARTAKHA: I'm always alone… He got up and walked to the window, opening it up and jumping out. Unfortunately, he landed directly on a mattress being carried by two FedEx workers. ARTAKHA: I'm so unlucky… I hate myself… ICARAX: C'MON!! HE GET'S THE MATTRESS!!________________________________________________________ Tahu sat in the living room, watching his reruns of Gali's favorite sixties sitcom I Love Lewa as he threw back (again, this is meant literally) his (milk). Watching him from across the room, the Smoke Monster and Argy sat in the Lazyboys, far enough back where Tahu couldn't hear them. SMOKE MONSTER: Tahu's not been drinking (milk) anymore. I actually think this is a bad thing. I mean, there was this whole ordeal when I still lived in Texas where I got ran over by a drunk driver - ARGY: Really, tell that story. SMOKE MONSTER: I can't, I was hit so hard I lost all my memory for months. Beyond that point, I have no idea what my life was like. Argy pretended he didn't care, being his usual sarcastic smart-remarking self, even though he really did, care he made sure no one knew that. SMOKE MONSTER: It kind of traumatized me. I mean, I definitely don't approve of Tahu's drinking for this, but he really needs it. I mean, look at him! Tahu continued to pour (milk) into his glass and throw it over his shoulder, not noticing that the container was out of (milk) so all he was throwing back was air. ARGY: That is pathetic. But why should I care if he's happy? SMOKE MONSTER: Because he's on your team. ARGY: Yeah, I work with the guy. It's not like we're the best of pals. SMOKE MONSTER: And if you don't help me then you'll never see the sun rise. Argy just snickered, both the consumption of the delicious snack bar and the form of a low sounded laugh with a smirk. ARGY: Yeah, sure… The Smoke Monster, being a smoke monster, suddenly turned into smoke, and flew into Argy's ear (or whatever the Matoran equivalent should be). Suddenly, Argy could no longer see. ARGY: AH! Get out of my head!! The Smoke Monster did so, and flew back into his chair and turned back into his Toa form. ARGY: Fine! But when it doesn't work, leave me alone! The Smoke Monster grinned. SMOKE MONSTER: Good then. No matter how much we dislike it, Tahu needs to start back drinking. Tahu, sitting on the couch, finally realized he was out of (milk), and turned to Takanuva, who was sitting beside him with the phone to his ear. TAHU: Takanuva… TAKANUVA: Yeah? TAHU: Could you go get me some more (milk)? TAKANUVA: Sure, I can do that. He didn't. TAHU: Takanuva, are you going to? Please. TAKANUVA: Yeah, sure, I'll take care of that tomorrow. TAHU: Why? There's more in the kitchen? TAKANUVA: Well I'm sorry! TAHU: For what? TAKANUVA: I don't care about your feelings anymore!! You lost that months ago!! Tahu jumped back shocked. TAKANUVA: WHY ARE YOU JUMPING DOWN MY THROAT ON THIS!! TAHU: I'm not!! You are!! TAKANUVA: OH DON'T GIVE ME YOUR LIES!! I KNOW YOU'RE WITH HIM!! TAHU: I'm with you!! TAKANUVA: DON'T CALL ME NAMES YOU RAHKSHI FACE!! TAHU: I DIDN'T!! YOU DID!! Takanuva got up and threw his cell phone out the window before sitting back down. TAKANUVA: Sorry about that Tahu, I was talking to Bella. Did you say something? TAHU: Yeah, but what in the world is going on with her! TAKANUVA: Oh, she supposedly visiting her 'old American Werewolf friend' in London, but I think she's cheating on me. TAHU: I know the feeling, but she's cheating on you with an American Werewolf in London? TAKANUVA: Yep… ELEMENT LORD (From Kitchen): I SMELL A CHALLENGE!! ALL (But the Element Lord): Oh dear Mata Nui! *face-palm*________________________________________________________ Outside, Icarax managed to drag himself up off the street and brush the tire marks off his back. He then noticed Artakha was standing at the window, looking upward. ICARAX: What are you doing? ARTAKHA: I saw something fly out the window. I'm waiting for it to hit me so it might cause a concussion or a bleed in my brain. ICARAX: Oh - The cell phone then landed right on Icarax's left eye. ARTAKHA: I hate my life… THE END_________________________________________________Was this a good first chapter? His Tahu really that depressed? AND WHY DOES ARTAKHA THINK THE WORLD IS SO AWFUL!! Find out in Chapter 2… CHAPTER 2: iPhone… No, EyeBrow… Nah… It's iPod. TAKANUVA: C'mon… You've got to be kidding me… They all stood in the living room, all watching the Element Lord and the Lewa Fan hatching yet another of their crazy plans. ELEMENT LORD: Okay, so, here's the plan: LEWA FAN: We start by sending two into the party to blend in. From there, they sneak into Terridax's office and they steal the keys to the safe. ELEMENT LORD: Next, the rest of us sneak into the storage room, disguised as the truck drivers delivering things for the party. From there, we'll sneak into the main security controls and we'll shut down the security camera's for upstairs. LEWA FAN: Because by this time the guards will be busy, we'll have one hour to get in and out before they return to see the lights are out. ELEMENT LORD: Once upstairs: ELEMENT LORD: We fight our way past the guards and into the safe. Here, we pack in as much money as we can carry and then we get out before the hours up. LEWA FAN: By the time any alarms are triggered, we'll be long gone… TAHU: Excuse me, but some of us are too busy moping around… ICARAX: Yeah, and I have a date. They all turned to Icarax, all apparently shocked. ICARAX: What? TAKANUVA: You have a date? And where exactly did you meet this woman again? ICARAX: Online. TAKANUVA: You do remember the last time right? *flashback* Icarax walked into the small diner and had a seat, waiting on his date to arrive. Not long after he ordered, a woman dressed in high heels and a long, beautiful red dress walked up, a hat lowered just enough, shading her face from the sun and hiding it from view. She sat down with him. WOMAN: Hello, you must be Icarax? Not to sound insulting, but you look nothing like you're picture. ICARAX: Yeah, that was taken a few years ago. What do you do for a living? She looked up at him, revealing the all too familiar face paint, red nose, and creepy smile. WOMAN: I'm a clown. I do a lot of children's- Icarax? She looked around, but Icarax was gone like the wind. *end flashback* ICARAX: *shivers* Never mind, my schedule just cleared. ARTAKHA: I wish I had a girlfriend… Oh… My life is awful… ARGY: Oh, just shut up! *at Element Lord* I guess we really don't have a choice but to show these fools up do we? ELEMENT LORD: Nope. Not really. TAKANUVA: Well we should! I demand a vote! TAHU: Yeah! LEWA FAN: Yeah! The Element Lord turned to his trusty sidekick. ELEMENT LORD: You helped me plan the whole thing! LEWA FAN: Oh yeah… EVERYONE: VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! ELEMENT LORD: EVERYONE!! CALM DOWN!! PLEASE!! They all turned to the very strange looking Matoran named Everyone, who stood in the back chanting 'Vote! Vote! Vote!' EVERYONE: Fine… As Everyone left, everyone went back to their arguing until they were interrupted by a sound so horrible, it put nails on a chalkboard to shame. This evil sound they would all never forget was known as… Polka. They all stared in shock as the source of the evil sound, a small iPhone, walked up the aisle being carried by a figure no one knew, yet they all knew. ELEMENT LORD: Brother… iBROW: Hello brother, long time no see. They were all shocked, except Argy, who was beginning to steam over the evilness of all evils resonating from iBrow's iPhone. EVERYONE: BROTHER!! ARGY: I thought we told you to get lost! The poor little Matoran conveniently named Everyone walked out, his shoulders in a slump. iBROW: I can catch these Toa for you… For the right price. ELEMENT LORD: You're not doing anything for us, for any price, iBrow. TAKANUVA: No! We're hearing this guy out! INGEITUM: Yeah! I have a date tonight! They all looked to Ingeitum. TAKANUVA: Are we going to have to do the whole flashback thing again or can we just move on? INGEITUM: What do you mean! I'm not a flimsy weakling like Icarax! ICARAX: Hey! ARTAKHA: If that makes you to depressed, then I know a guy that can supply a painfully slow death… Icarax just Artakha, and took a few steps away. But unfortunately, he stepped on a tack. Hurting his foot, he began grabbing at it, and made carefully sure he did not hop anywhere toward any windows. Instead he hopped through the front door and fell down the stairs. All seven flights to the Nuicave, where he then fell into a strange rocket type thing, accidentally turning it on, and blasted out the garage door. ICARAX: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!! It eventually stopped. On train tracks. ICARAX: ARE YOU KID- *choo… choo.* *splat* Back in the B-Team's living room: iBROW: C'mon, brother, can't we get past our differences? ELEMENT LORD: No! You went freelance! NO ONE CAN EXCEPT THIS!! NO ONE!! iBROW: C'mon! I've changed my name since then! ELEMENT LORD: YOU STABBED ME IN THE BACK YOU TRAITOR!! TAKANUVA: C'mon Element Lord, he at least deserves a shot. Let him try to take care of these wannabes and if he can't by tonight's party, then we'll go with yours and Lewa Fan's - LEWA FAN: Me. They all looked at him strangely. TAKANUVA: Um, as I was saying, we'll go with yours and Lewa Fan's - LEWA FAN: Me. TAKANUVA: Oh shut up! LEWA FAN: No, I was talking to him. The Lewa Fan pointed to the back of the room, where the Matoran Everyone and Me, both seemingly conveniently named, stood. SMOKE MONSTER: I don't mean to be rude you two, but… GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY! WE DON'T KNOW YOU!! GO!! PLEASE!! They ran off crying. ARGY: See what you did. INGEITUM: You monster. The Smoke Monster just sunk into his seat. INGEITUM: You should be ashamed… iBROW: Give me 'til tonight. They'll be taken care of. ELEMENT LORD: Fine! But if they're not, we're all doing this plan!! Right Lewa Fan - LEWA FAN: Me. SMOKE MONSTER: He left. LEWA FAN: I know, that time I was actually talking about myself. Since they had reached an agreement, everyone left the room. Leaving poor Artakha alone. ARTAKHA: Everybody hates me… Artakha just fell flat on his face, then rolled across the floor, down the hall, to the stairs, down the stairs, into the Nuicave, onto another rocket, and sped to the train tracks and just laid. *choo… choo.* *derailed* Artakha just sat up in the crash site, as the remains of the still somehow living Icarax crawled up to the crash site. ARTAKHA: Just my luck… ICARAX: You've… got… to… be… kidding… me… Suddenly, the crash site lit on fire the moment Artakha walked away, lighting the poor unsuspecting Icarax on fire with it.________________________________________________________ Somewhere else in the city, the team known as the V-Team, consisting of three Toa: V-3, the Toa of Great Hair, Vrf3, the Toa of Spontaneous Combustion, and Virthee, the Toa of Fire. V-3 spoke into a phone, talking with a dark toned voice… V-3: Yes, they'll be taken care of sir. And you'll have your money. THE DARK CHRONICLER: Good, because I get tired of waiting. Tonight, revenge will be mine. THE END_________________________________________________Who is the Dark Chronicler? Is the V-Team really one guest star? AND WAS ICARAX REALLY THAT BUFF (No)!! Find out in Chapter 3…
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All right, here it is: the last of my Downtime "MOCs," though the first one that I made. You see, I was somewhat bored while BZP was offline, so I started messing with my Gahdok, and, well... one thing led to another, and... you have what you see before you: ^Click his bling for the gallery^ So yeah, it's somewhat odd, and not exactly a MOC, but whatever; I like it. Here's couple more pictures (there aren't many, so just ask if you want more) :Side view (somewhat poor quality)And the only one who may have the power to stop the Tricked-out Bahrag: DJ Tahu! (man, people are going to hate me for this one, aren't they?)Any comments and/or criticisms would be nice (just don't hate me, please ). And, if you do like this, please check out some of the other MOCs in my signature! Toa Jala hasn't gotten any replies yet, and he's feeling sad.-
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What? It's not Halloween at your place yet? Well, over here it is. Kinda. I admit posting this early, very early, but I probably won't be around in the evening, so you get some Halloween and Bionicle-related art - Tahu Pumpkin! This was done in inkscape (vector programme), because I hurt my thumb last week, and it still hurts and makes drawing really hard, sometimes painful. The text was added afterwards with a regular pixel-based programme.I guess it turned out alright... ^^
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Hey guys, I just had the idea to use Tahu as a base for a meme on quickmeme. These are all I've got so far: Anyone want to help come up with more?
