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ASK HAPORI TOHU!Note: I know that Tahu the Burger Burglar Burglarizes a Burger wasn't that funny,so i'm rooting that on this.HT: Hello,there BZPower members! It is I,your fearless leader,Hapori Tohu!B6: Sir,our Wi-Fi is down,it has been since the Visorak took over Metru-Nui.HT: So wait,we didn't have Wi-Fi for 6 years!???!!!?B6: Yep,but the staff are working hard to fix this.HT: Just,just go get the Video Camera.B6: Yes,sir!10 minutes later....B6: Alright,here you go.Random Matoran: After 6 days of no Wi-Fi,it is finally back up!HT: Black six,you said that we had no Wi-Fi for 6 years,not days!B6:But sir,I...HT:You're FIRED!B6: Shoot,I was kicked out of the LEGO Office in Denmark 13 years ago... :(HT: And you'll be kicking yourself out of BZPower as well! :superfunny:B6: I thought this was a FAQ thingie,not a "yell at Black Six" thing!HT: Go away,I wish to never see you again!B6: But...HT: Fus...B6: Huh?HT: Ro...B6: Uh-oh...HT: DAH!!!!HT: There,with my lead Administrator gone now,I can start this thing! HT: Huh,who,what? Oh,I had to go into hibernation,and the staff were too lazy to operate the site. HT: No,why would I? :shoots wall with lazer vision: Okay,okay,maybe I DO have superpowers! Also,LEGO STAR WARS sucks. BIONICLE rules! HT: Hmm,"NOT Black Six",I am part of the awesome Toa Team. The team members are: Me,Billy Mays,James Bond,Chuck Norris,Icarax and Winnie-The-Pooh. HT: NO! HT:Hey,that isn't a question!:Door opens:W7: Hello,I am White Seven,and I would like to get a job here.HT: Hmm,you look as if i've seen you before. Black Six ring a bell?W7: Black Six? Who's that?HT: Some guy I fired.W7: Oh,he says he wants his job back.HT: I think you are B6...B6: Hello,I want my job back!HT: Wait,so White Seven is really NOT Black Six!B6: It all ends here,brother.W7: Come at me,bro.:Bam!:B6: :spank:W7: Ow!HT: That's it! Time to Nuke the ground!W7 and B6: NOOO!-CDP