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At dinner tonight, we got into a debate with my little cousin over the white Ninjago minifigure he was playing with. His older siblings and I pointed out that a character dressed entirely in white doesn't make a very good assassin, but he stubbornly defended it until I pointed out that it could be a snow-ninja, to which he responded, "Yeah, like an eskimo!" We spent the next twenty minutes trying to convince him that ninjas and eskimos are entirely unrelated.
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I say droids.
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Behold! Charm and style!
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"...the actual leadership of his administration fell to the chancellor of the exchequer, Charles Townshend--a brilliant, flamboyant, and at times reckless politician known to his contemporaries variously as 'the Weathercock' and 'Champagne Charlie.'" This guy sounds pretty freakin' awesome.
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GUYS LET'S ALL DOWNLOAD NEDSCAPE AND BE NEDSCAPE BUDDIES WE'LL BE SOOOOO INDIE
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So, can anyone tell me what Rainmeter gives me that standard widgets don't? I mean, it looks cool, but... Why?
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Ew, that thing is ugly. Totes mankey.
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Butch Hartman's Secret to Success: Only draw one head.
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Have you ever been made fun of 'cause of where you were from? Have you ever been dissed over the intercom? Have you ever found a gift you've given thrown away? Have you ever been told that you're the wrong shape? Have you ever been told you're Miss New Zealand? Have you ever had... Hurt feelings?
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I'm starting to want to see it. At first when I heard it was bad, I was content to just let my opinion of M. Night Shyamalan die quietly and painlessly, but now... I kind of want to see how far he's fallen. Seriously, his early films were fantastic; how could he deteriorate like this? Did he get some sort of brain damage? Maybe the twist is that he was a terrible director all along. I dunno.
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The ultimate brainheist. They need to make a sequel about Cobb living a boring domestic life after getting back to his kids, using his inception for menial tasks. The movie would follow him as he delves deep into his new dog's subconscious, trying to plant the idea that it shouldn't poop inside of the house.
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Tonight, I'm building a computer whose power and intelligence will rival the gods. And I'm going to use it to EDIT A MOVIE. Now, I'd love to show you the trailer, but one of the characters has a swearword in his name, so I'm afraid you'll have to PM me if you're interested in watching it. To make up for it, I'll show you some exciting new still-frames of the various characters. Behold! The main man himself, Chris Caliber! He spends his time not only fighting crime, but also The Man! He has an attractive mustache! Chris Caliber's sidekick, Billy Typhoon, is pretty great. He gets captured all the time, and Chris has to save him! Outta sight! Fats, the informant, is one badbuttock motherfreaker! He infiltrates the bad guys like no one else! And look, a two-for-one package deal! Billy is to his left again! 'Sup, Billy? The Man (Played by me) is all the time on Chris Caliber's case! What a square! (I also have a cameo in the movie as el Sanchez, the Colombian druglord from our past movies! Can you dig it !!) This is the main villain, who we will henceforth refer to as McDASTARD! Because it rhymes with his real name, which is FORBIDDEN ON THIS WEBSITE! In this exhibit, he be freakin' out a guard from within his jail cell! And here's Hubba Bubba Squeeze Pop, McDastard's partner in crime! What a villainous pimp! He be sneakin' up on some poor sucka! And here he is again, 'cause he wears a different pimpsuit in every scene, and you have to see this! Fats is about to give him some who's-that with them nunchuks. CAN YOU DIG IT?!
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I'M NICOLAS CAGE AND I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT IF YOU PUT GEORGE WASHINGTON'S TEETH IN FRONT OF A LIGHT IT WILL PROJECT A MAP TO NAZI-PIRATE GOLD NAZI-PIRATE GOLD
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I bought a CD in Iceland a few years ago called "Låtar - Swedish Folk Tunes," whichhad some really beautiful stuff. One song in particular has been bugging me, though... Ever since I got it, one of the tracks has seemed irritatingly familiar to me. Unfortunately, unlike every other track on the CD, it doesn't have a proper title written out-- just the name "Nr 20." Of course, googling "Nr 20" brings up 18 million results, so its title isn't really a great place to start my search. Furthermore, my search is complicated by the fact that I'm not sure all the songs on the CD are Swedish, as evidenced by the fact that it contains a rendition of "Saltarello," which is a Medieval Italian song. Anyways, here's the song. Anyone recognize it?
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Apparently, its tagline is "Four nations, one destiny." Nice.
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If by some strange twist of fate I ever become a white rapper, I'm gonna call myself "Cracka-Jack."
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RIDLEY SCOTT IS MAKING A PREQUEL TO ALIEN
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"Elephants ain't got no feelings, they're made of rubber!"
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I'd like to introduce you to my new blog title, "Irritable Jowl Syndrome." How delightful! Say hello, Jowls! Interpret my subtitle how you will.
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Across the Universe should've had a villain who sang Rolling Stones songs. That is all.
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The same guy who directed "A Christmas Story" also directed "Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2?!"
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As it's been defunct for roughly 200 years, and I haven't seen any takers, I'm assuming the title of Holy Roman Emperor. Henceforth, I am Holy Roman Emperor Gunnar I, or "HRE Gunnar" for short. (Pronounced "Hrri," with a rolled R.) Also, my friend Chris has assumed the post of Grand Vizier, because that's another cool title.
