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It's Party Time! Welcome, one and none, to Ask Vezon TWO, the comedy controlled by you, the suckers fans. Now, before I hit to the story, here's the rules: Rule #1: Go crazy with questions. If you ask something reasonable, Vezon will kill you. Rule #2: Obey all BZP rules, guidelines, and moderators. Even if Vezon says no. Rule #3: Obey all rules. That is all. Hit to the story Vezon sat on the curb, plotting what to do with his "pitiful" existence. He had tried being friendly to that sap Ghidora131, but it failed. Slumping down, he figured he could stop playing with the dead canary now. Snapping up straight, he had a brilliant thought: Why not go rule that loser Ghidora again? If it worked once it could work twice. Three hours later, Vezon tore the door to Ghidora's small, humble establishment and screamed "I'M BACK, BRO!!! LET'S GET THE DISCO MOUNTED TO YOUR HEAD AND HAVE A PARTY!!!" Ghidora, being rather traumatized after the last meeting, promptly let out a tiny girly scream and fainted. Vezon proceeded to take over the entire dwelling, and this is where I am at now. Call the cops! He's eating all my tofu! HELP!!! All right all you insanity lovers, This time around Vezon's working a little differently. You ask a question, it turns into a skit where Vezon tries to figure it out. Special characters will be appearing, each one a little different. Now and then, I will choose a random (Un)lucky member who has asked a question and personify them in one of Vezon's little temper tantrums. Example: Q: Can you really digest corn? A: Vezon stared at the computer screen and stared at the computer screen and stared at the computer... And then decided to try it out. Then, Tahu (How he got there, I dunno) stopped Vezon. "Hold it! You've caused so many nightmares in little kids with your last ask series, and too many ears bled at the beginning of this intro? What are you intending now, you sick freak?" Vezon spewed out some senselessness and then hopped in the car. Driving to the store, he proceeded to steal a corncob. He then drove to Ghidora's house once again and got out the vinegar. "You see, So and so, it's like this. Your filthy stomach is full of vinegar. When you pour the vinegar on the corncob..." The corncob proceeded to turn to mushy gunk. "And that is your food in your intestine. Now, we take the mush, and put it in the microwave." He placed the slop into the microwave. "Set it for four hours on high," He said, setting it for thirty seconds on low. Tahu, still disbelieving, butted in. "In actuality, corn is too full of chemicals due to modern farming methods to be actually considered as food by that human body of yours, and- Mmph!" He abruptly finished when Vezon stuck the goopy, scalding mess in his open mouth. "And that is how your body digests Corn!" He finished, while Tahu proceeded to barf on the floor. Well, what ye be waiting for? Get to the asking!