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In the 2005 film 'BIONICLE: WEB OF SHADOWS', a work of absolute and unparalleled art, the character RAHAGA NORIK (a small red helicopter rahkshi turaga) explains about the MYTHICAL RAHI KEETONGU. Another character, ONEWA HORDIKA, misinterprets this as the KEY TO NONGU, a legendary artefact. The mystery is not (it is a key) what it is or where it can be found, but what it unlocks. Thus I present to you our guess: in all of GENERATION ONE BIONICLE, there is only one candidate that fits. They are the GAHLOK. But this then presents a problem, as there are multiple Gahlok. Thus, we can eliminate the Gahlok and we are left with... GAHLOK-KAL. If we were to tell ONEWA, regardless of form, about GAHLOK-KAL, it is likely it would be misinterpreted as the 'GAH-LOCK ALL!' Thus, we have the first part of our guess. The second part of our guess is about deciphering the sentence, as it is not exactly telling us much, If we assume that the name of GAHLOK-KAL hides the truth behind what the KEY TO NONGU unlocks, then we do not have much to go on. Thus, we look to the homophones and homonyms. If we do, we find a much more telling sentence: "GA - LOCK ALL!' Thus, we find that KEY TO NONGU unlocks something in or around water. To make sense of the other two words, we swap them around, so we end up with "GA - ALL LOCK". This tells us even more: that the KEY TO NONGU unlocks EVERYTHING, as said by the 'ALL LOCK' part of the message hidden in GAHLOK-KAL's name. Thus, we learn why the KEY TO NONGU is so legendary: it unlocks ALL when put into the ALL LOCK located in or near water. The next mystery to uncover is: WHERE IS IT? That we cannot decipher, however if you donate to us 5w a day, we just might be able to come up with an explanation. OTHER LINKS: Mystery Solved: Red Star actually Deus Ex Machina in disguise 23 Weird Ways to get HORRIBLY MUTATED - you won't believe #15! Learn how to turn Bohrok into Vehicles with ONE AMAZING TIP Outrage: Hero Factory Actually Illegally Replacing BIONICLE Conspiracy: Did Matoro actually die? Trending on Chroniclr: #MatoroLives, #MataNuiIsDead, #SaveTheMukau, #BoycottHeroFactory, #EkimuIsEvil #JoinLucinasGameOfThronesInGames&TriviaItActuallyHasVeryLittleToDoWithTheRealGameOfThrones
I'm sure that by now, you've seen Pridak's unprecedented level of adoration by his masses of fans who praise him to no end. However, I'm not so sure that most of you know about the TERRIBLE SECRETS Pridak hides in inconspicuous places, such as in plain sight. Pridak, unlike the other Barraki, doesn't really resembly anything. Mantax looks a bit like a Manta Ray, Ehlek looks like an Eel with limbs, Takadox is a praying mantis for some reason, Kalmah is quite clearly squid-like, and Carapar has a claw and carapace like a crab. Pridak, however, barely resembles a shark, the thing he's supposed to resemble. As a result of this, he was fired by the BIONICLE Story Team in secret, as he had not contorted his body into a shark-like shape enough for their standards. Have you ever seen sharks with a spiky thing going up from their forehead and a spiky thing going down from their chin? I don't think so. Related to the contorting of bodies, Pridak's waist suffers from being entirely too floppy. The result is Pridak being unable to stay straight in strong winds and strong currents, and a hunched back. See the red on Pridak's face and blades? We all know it's meant to resemble blood. But it isn't blood. It's red paint. Pridak was dumb enough to paint his mouth and blades permanently red with permanent paint, and also now has lead poisoning. Evidently, Pridak is not a bright lightbulb. Speaking of Pridak's blades, they're not even effective. They're actually made out of a rubbery material, so even if Pridak wanted to, he would not damage an opponent in the slightest. Pridak has an expression of permanent awkwardness on his face, and as thus is either permanently awkward to interact with, or cannot display emotions. Pridak in arrogant and prideful. It's even in his name. Thus, he will underestimate his opponents and instantly lose, maybe even explode as the universe tries to fathom his sheer levels of arrogance. Pridak stopped being relevant almost a decade ago now, and has failed to become relevant once more. Of all the BIONICLE sharks, Akida is currently significantly more relevant. Pridak also cannot unite with Toa, as he does not believe in however many virtues the denizens of Okoto have. Pridak is also in the completely wrong generation to be relevant. Pridak got arrested but escaped from a prison called the Pit, and thus he is an escaped convict who is breaking the law. Hydraxon does not like this, and everyone loves Hydraxon. Pridak once yelled obscenities at you. You might not have heard. Pridak isn't one of the following: Umarak, Tahu, Akida, Ehlek, Vakama, or Brutaka. Pridak sucks so much that lists of 10 automatically become lists of 11.
1. Why was the Mistika's Silver so hated but not the excessive Grey of the Phantoka? If anything, the silver is much, much more preferable to the grey. 2. Why hasn't anyone on Okoto simply stepped on the Skull Spiders to kill them? 3. Why has BIONICLE not had a year in space yet? 4. Who is Bingzak? 5, Was Bingzak paid by Microsoft to promote Bing? 6. Is Bingzak a hint of what's to come in 2017: the great BONKLE Search Engine war? 7. What do Okotoans eat? What is their food source? How do they eat? Do they need to eat? Do they ingest gaseous nutrients through their ears, if they have them? Does Bingzak eat? 8. Honkles!? 9. We should get a torso armour piece in the same style as the piston add-on. 10. This tenth thought is amazing!