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----Chapter One---- Time: 4:16 PM Location: Po-Wahi, Mata Nui ------------Javan: Alright, let’s do this.Shorn: Wait, you mean now?Javan: Yes, I mean now. We pick a random, isolated hut on Mata Nui, we storm in, we grab the Kolhii stones, we grab the lavaboard, we grab whatever we can get our hands on. That’s the deal. That’s what we do.Shorn: Okay, okay, I got it.Javan: We go in on go, okay? One, two…Shorn: Wait, do we go on three or do we go on go?Javan: We go in on go. That’s what people usually mean when you say “we go in on go”. It’s one, two, three, and then go.Shorn: Yes, but when you say “one, two, three” it’s sort of implied that you actually want to start on “three”. If you want to go on “go”, then you should have said “ready, set, go”, because that’s already associated—Javan: Will you just Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 shut up? We go on go, alright? Is that so hard to do? Just live with it. Okay, so one, two—Shorn: Wait, wait. Let me load my gun.Javan: Oh, for—this is a robbery! A Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 robbery! How did the thought no cross your head that “Oh, we're probably going to hold someone up at gunpoint! Maybe I should take the time to at least load my mother Do NOT bypass the word filter -B6 gun!!!”.Shorn: Look, at least I remembered, okay? At least I didn’t hold up someone at gunpoint without the gun loaded, like someone I could—Javan: Alright, we’re actually going in now, okay? Okay. For reals. We are going to do this, okay? Okay. One, two—Shorn: Wait, look!Javan: You have got to be kidding me.Shorn: Look at that shadow!Javan: Who the frick cares about a mother What part about Do NOT bypass the word filter is so hard to grasp? Is it the NOT part? Do the bold and capital letters just not do it for you? -B6 shadow? Maybe you’ve just never thought of this before, but just about every single solid thing on this entire planet has a shadow.Shorn: But this one moved. It’s alive.Javan: No, your brain was probably just entertaining itself by tricking your eyes because it hasn’t been used in so long, you I can't believe I actually have to sit down and do this -B6 moron.Shorn: No, really. It moved. Right there, man. It moved.Javan: Just shut it and load your gunoh my Mata Nui you’re right.Shorn: Is someone behind us?Javan: How am I supposed to know?Shorn: Turn around and look!Javan: You turn around and look!Shorn: Yeah, and what if he overheard what we’re going to do? I’m not turning around and letting him get a good look at me just so he can identify me later!Javan: Oh, so you’ll let me get caught. I appreciate that so much. Really, I have better things to do with my life -B6 backstabber.Shorn: Just turn around!Javan: Look, we’ll fight for it, okay? Rock paper scissors.Shorn: Alright, fine, fine. I’ll do it.Javan: Okay. One, two—Shorn: Wait, on go or on three?Javan: Will you just This is ridiculous -B6 do it?Shorn: Okay, okay. One, two, THREE!Javan: Aw, for—two out of three.Shorn: No way, man. You lost!Javan: Two out of three!Shorn: Fine, fine. Again. One, two, THREE!Javan: Ha! Dragon beats scissors!Shorn: What? That’s paper! You have your palm flat out! That’s paper!Javan: No, when you have your thumb down, its paper. When you have it up, it’s dragon.Shorn: There is no dragon! The title clearly says, “Rock, Paper, Scissors”!Javan: It doesn’t say “Rock, Paper, Scissors, No Dragon”! It's totally legit, man.Shorn: You know, while we’re wasting all this time, that guy behind us could be up to someth— *** Time: ??? Location: ??? ------------ Shorn: …ugh…Javan: …what the…Shorn: …my head…Javan: Where are we? What…what happened?Shorn: Look, up there. There’s a sign. It’s…it’s in shorthand.Javan: It’s…where…Shorn: What? Where are we?Javan: I don’t know. I’ve never heard of this place before.Shorn: What does it say? What does the sign say?Javan: It…what…where the Okay, screw you. I'm playing Skyrim. -B6 is Las Vegas?
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