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No, I agree completely. This is better than the last one to me as well. No need to fear any flames from me. :P

Oh, I didn't mean flames from YOU. I meant flames from die hard ADITLOGF1 fans.Also, consequently, I was watching The Social Network when I read this chapter. Coincidence? I don't believe in them.Also first.
True. So far you seem to be in the clear though.

Wait... didn't Greg have to sell his Escalade?

I think he did actually, good catch. I remember him buying a Mercedes or a Mazda or something like that. I'll have to explain that in this next chapter.

So will this comedy have a giant pit of fire?I do not have a FaceBook FaceBrick account either. Zuckerburg, my soul you will not have!Grand Theft Auto? Silly Greg. RPG's are where it is at.The Golden Skinned Being makes worse comedies than a 1 Post Noobs who reuse old jokes until the jokes want to die.... wait, are you telling me that wasn't a comedy?Another good chapter and can't wait for more.-Toa Levacius Zevhvor :flagusa:

It's probably making a cameo in the next chapter, but it won't return to regular use. It was more random than funny I though; just a plot device to kill off characters.

haha I see what you did there Fresh. You used elements from Arby n' the Chief Movie for the Golden Skinned Being's Powers that Be Chapter. :) Nice move.- Zaktansnake

That was in the Arby n' the Chief movie but Jon got it from a short story called "Doom: Repercussions of Evil" that was a very, very poorly written fanfiction. No one knows if it was a joke or not (I'm assuming it was, it was just too awful). I was thinking more of the Doom version but thanks for reminding me of that movie! I haven't seen it for a while.Anywho I'm sorry that the posting schedule has been kind of messed up, the fun from last week kind of spilled over into this week. I have the chapter about half written and I will likely post it later this afternoon.EDIT: Likely tomorrow afternoon. Edited by Fresh Makuta of Bel-Air

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Man I love this series and it's references. Thanks for bringing it back Fresh Makuta of Bel-Air.

I enjoy writing it. Glad you like it.And now, at almost 3000 words, Chapter 5!Chapter 5: Cooking with GregGreg had all of five minutes to start re-writing the serial when Binkmeister crashed through the wall.Binkmeister: You wanted me, here I am.Greg: Seriously Bink? What are you – oh, that looks bad.Binkmeister’s everything looked hurt.Binkmeister: Oh what the – ow! This is just the injury I deserve for crashing through a wall but really not the one I needed right now.Greg: Pretty accurate summary I’d say.Binkmeister: You know what Greg? You created an unsafe working environment.Greg: …What?Binkmeister: Yeah, I said it. This wall wasn’t safe for me to swing through on a grappling claw.Greg: I don’t think any wall would be –Binkmeister: Nope! Lego’s building code requires stunt glass and plywood walls for comedic effect. This was supposed to be funny, but now it’s just painful.Greg: Seriously? What happens in a storm? Or an earthquake? Or if someone hits a baseball at the building?Binkmeister: Nonsense. This is a comedy, something tragic like that could never happen.A baseball flew through the air and destroyed the Hero Factory section.Greg: No! Our main Technic product line!Binkmeister: It’s not all bad Greg. Now this means that Fresh Makuta doesn’t have to learn the names of Hero Factory characters. Like in the last comedy when he had to go on the Lego website to figure out who everyone was.Fresh Makuta: :ziplip:Binkmeister: But yeah. Prepare to face the almighty Hammer of OSHA!Binkmeister picked up a giant hammer marked “Caution: Hammer may cause smashing, injury, and/or death” and prepared to swing.Greg: No! Please don’t do this. We can’t have this comedy end at Chapter 5.Binkmeister: It’s a valid point. What else will people go to in the Comedies forum?Takanuva: Personally I always read Aftermath 2.Tren Krom: IT IS ALL ABOUT THE NUVA INN FOR TREN KROM.Hewkii: Yeah!Greg: …huh? My bad, I was reading The Federation of Fail Attempts Space Travel and forgot my line.Binkmeister: So you realize that if I brought down the Mallet of Workplace Safety that everyone else would go read something else?Greg: Yeah, but then no one would write new story material for Bionicle and Hapori Tohu’s gears would turn black and wipe out all life in BZPower within 3 days of my death.Binkmeister: …whoa.Takanuva: Yeah, actually why wasn’t that your first excuse?Binkmeister: Alright Greg. You live another day. But why should you keep your job after you created an unsafe work environment by not making every wall collapsible in here?Greg: Look Bink, let’s just discuss it over dinner tonight or something.Tren Krom: DINNER AT GREG’S HOUSE?Greg: Tren, you absolutely cannot come.Tren Krom: BUT TREN KROM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A QUALITY DINNER GUEST. IN JUST THE PAST YEAR TREN KROM HAS ATTENDED DINNERS AT THE BIN LADEN AND GADDAFI HOUSEHOLDS AND HEARD NO COMPLAINTS.Greg: You don’t see the problem there?Tren Krom: HONESTLY THEY ATE THEMSELVES.Greg: Stay away from my family you monster! :OMG:Binkmeister: Tren has to come though. He’s a key character, a fan favorite, and thanks to improvements between the two comedies he now emits a pleasant lilac scent.Takanuva: Wow, that does smell good Tren!Tren Krom: SO IT DOES.Greg took out his phone and called his home.Greg: (on phone) Hey honey…I’m doing good, how about you?...Great, well Binkmeister wants to come over to dinner…The problem is he wants to bring Tren…yeah good idea, maybe the more fortified bunker. Alright. Love you! (hangs up) Well, it’s decided. Guess who’s coming to dinner?Takanuva: I’m assuming whoever would have the best character to character interactions.Greg: Teridax!Teridax: I am the shadow that guards the plate.Takanuva: Oh Mata Nui why…---Binkmeister, clearly not having learned anything, glided out of the hole in Greg’s wall back into his own office, leaving Greg to plan the dinner with all of Bionicle’s past and present characters at his disposal. He remembered the scene in his office when he first returned, and knew who he had to contact.- Flashback -Greg walked into his office to see a giant meatball sitting on his desk.Icarax: All this meat, hater!Greg walked out of his office.- End Flashback -Greg walked down the hall to Icarax’s office and remembered it was full of unimaginable horrors. He thought to ask the friendly janitor, Tahnok-Kal.Greg: Hey TK. Did you get the disgusting, heinous, mind-rending object from inside Icarax’s office?Tahnok-Kal: Oh yeah! The new Metallica album with Lou Reed, Lulu? I actually enjoyed it, why did you leave a quality work of music in there?Greg thought about this for a second, ripped out Tahnok Kal’s Krana, and threw it out the window.Greg: Don’t EVER say that again!Greg walked into Icarax’s office and saw him making a Codrex out of paper mache on his desk.Icarax: Oh, what’s that other Makuta? The Plan? Nope! This time I’m crushing it!Greg: Hey Icarax. Was I interrupting anything?Icarax: No, just dealing with some deep seeded issues as a result of being scattered into molecules across the universe.Greg: Mhm, Across the Universe. Not a bad movie.Icarax: You never care!Greg: You’re right. Want to cook dinner for about 10 Bionicle characters tonight?Icarax: Well, cooking is the only thing that makes me feel good inside anymore. Sounds good. What do you want for food?Greg: I like the kind that people put in their face and eat.Icarax: But that’s –Greg left Icarax’s office. He needed help with a guest list now. He stopped by the human resources office where Axonn was hanging up an inspirational poster of a kitten saying “hang in there!” as it clung to a tree branch.Greg: Hey Axonn, who should I invite to this dinner party?Axonn: Well you have to invite Tren Krom, obviously. He’s a fan favorite and smells like lilacs. :)Greg: He really does, but who else should I bring?Axonn: Hang on, let me check the Company Dinner Party roster. :)Greg: That’s a thing?Axonn: No, obviously not. Why would I have such a list? It’s your party, you need to design things instead of being lazy and interrupting my work. :)Greg: Wow man. Thanks for letting me know how you feel.Axonn: Don’t mention it! :)Greg sighed and left Axonn alone to smile and be resourceful. Looks like it was up to him to come up with this list. He returned to his desk and began writing.Dinner guest list:
  • [*]Tren Krom, because he’s a fan favorite and has that new car smell[*]Takanuva[*]Teridax[*]Icarax (cook)[*]Axonn :)[*]Brutaka[*]Binkmeister[*]Jaller Mahri[*]Carapar

Greg: Hmm, who else? Oh yeah!Dinner guest list (featuring T-Pain).Greg: Perfect! That’s 10 people. Time to get some help decorating.Greg ran into Brutaka’s office, threw him over his shoulder, and ran out to the Escalade.Brutaka: Greg? Why are you kidnapping me? :sarcastic:Greg: TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT INTERIOR DECORATING.Brutaka: Well that was my major in college. Alright, let’s go to your house and start setting up.Greg took the corner at 70 miles per hour and flipped the Escalade seventeen times into his living room.Brutaka: …well that was safe.Greg: Comedy before safety, that’s our slogan here!Another baseball hit the Lego building, destroying the Star Wars section.Brutaka: I think you don’t need a decorator right now, unless FEMA decorates too.Greg: No time for FEMA, the only disaster here will be my position with Lego if this isn’t the best dinner Binkmeister’s ever been to.Brutaka: Fair enough. Let’s get started.-6 Hours Later-Brutaka: And…we’re done!Greg: Perfect. Time to call Icarax to make some food.Greg got out his iPhone and minutes later Icarax used a HALO insertion to crash through the roof of Greg’s house.Brutaka: No seriously. If there’s ever an earthquake or something this comedy is going to be destroyed.Icarax: Hey guys. I’m here to cook the food.Greg: Good, the kitchen’s in the back.Carapar followed Icarax into the kitchen.Greg: Wait, where did he come from?Icarax: He’s my assistant.Greg: Okay. Carry on.There was a knock at the door. Greg opened it.Greg: Hey Axonn! Glad you came.Axonn: I’m sure this dinner will be wonderfully awful!Greg: Easy champ. Web serials aren’t over yet and you are very much a killable character.Axonn: :ziplip:Greg: Go ahead and have a seat. Try not to be killed by the mysterious great being who’s been hiding undercover in the Matoran universe the entire time. That would really be a shame.Axonn sat down in his seat and cried a little.Greg: I love doing that. People seem to have an inability to mess with you when you control their entire destiny.Next, Takanuva and Teridax came in the door.Greg: You two carpooled? I can’t see that going well.Takanuva: Teridax felt like it was a good time to listen to screamo on the way over here. I felt like it would be a good idea for him to die.Teridax: And then I felt like it would be a good idea to settle it over a game of Kohlii later.Greg: And since when has that gone well for you?Brutaka barrel rolled interuptingly into the middle of the conversation.Brutaka: Greg, you need to see this.Greg: Not now Brutaka, I’m making fun of Teridax’s continued failings.Teridax: But I planned to lose that match!Takanuva: You also said that the Pittsburgh Steelers planned to lose the Super Bowl.Teridax: It’s all a part of my plan as their shadowy behind the scenes coach. I will lead them to six 0-16 seasons in a row and then activate my first round draft picks and put the entire NFL under my reign of shadows.Takanuva: You don’t coach in the NFL, moron.Teridax: I play fantasy football, it’s close enough!Brutaka: Greg? Kitchen. Now.Greg followed Brutaka into the kitchen.Brutaka: Can you please stop this? :mellow:Icarax: Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips…Greg: Icarax what are you making in here?Icarax: I’m about to make a dangerous chili!Greg: I’m about to hit your face with my dangerous fist! What kind of meal is this for a dinner for my boss?Icarax: Haters get stomped, Carapar is mashing taters like he mashes haters.Carapar looked up and was wearing sunglasses.Greg: Is this what I think it is?Brutaka: It’s an EpicMealTime spinoff.Greg: So you mean to tell me that they’re actually taking all this bacon and ground beef and preparing food for my boss?Brutaka: Look for yourself.Greg saw a scene of unimaginable horror, and this time it wasn’t the new Metallica album. A literal mountain of bacon strips and ground beef sat before him, filled with cheese whiz and baconators.Greg: I can’t feed this to people. Why are you doing this?Icarax: I don’t know Greg. Maybe I was a little annoyed at the whole “scattered into atoms across the –“Greg: Get over it! You’re here now, aren’t you?Icarax: Yeah, after all the king’s horses and all the king’s men put me back together again.Greg: But –Icarax: Greg, these guys couldn’t put an egg back together. My Makuta armor died, and I had to take it to Chuck Testa’s taxidermy to get it in a state where my antidermis could reside in it.Brutaka: Wow, that truly is another realistic mount by Chuck Testa.Before Icarax could whine anymore, Greg had to return to the door. When he opened it, Tren Krom and T-Pain stood outside.Greg: Tren, why –Tren Krom: T-PAIN IS TREN KROM’S BESTEST OF FRIENDS.T-Pain: Ay!Greg: Why is his text blue?T-Pain: Autotune, shorty!Greg: I’m taller than you.Tren Krom: GREG DO YOU NOT LISTEN TO THE RAP-HOP? SHORTY REFERS TO AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.Greg: I’m not a woman. You’re making no sense.T-Pain: Leave me alone!T-Pain ran crying into Greg’s bathroom.Greg: Great, another rapper crying in my bathroom. :rolleyes:-Flashback-Greg: Eminem, you’re going to have to come out of there. I need to shave.Eminem: But Greg! I’m just so angry! :burnmad:Greg: It’s okay, just yell about it.Eminem: Okay, I’ll yell on all my songs now!Greg: What have I done?-Another Flashback-Lil Wayne: Please Greg, please!Greg: No! I’m not going to collaborate with you!Lil Wayne: I’m running out of people to collaborate with!Greg: Absolutely not!Lil Wayne: I’ll pay you!Greg: How much?Lil Wayne: A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLIGreg called the police.-Another Flashback-Kanye West: Greg, I love you and imma let you finish, but MC Hammer had the best bathroom of all time!Greg: What are you-Kanye West: All time!-End Flashbacks-Tren Krom: THESE TOUGH GANGSTER RAPPERS, DEEP DOWN INSIDE, HAVE FEELINGS TOO GREG. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THEM.Greg: These aren’t gangster rappers. I grew up with real gangster rappers like Will Smith and MC Hammer.Tren Krom: STOP BEING SO OLD GREG. TREN KROM HAS EXISTED FOR MILLENIA AND DOES NOT ACT THAT OLD.Greg: Just go sit down, please.Jaller Mahri: Hahaha, Greg! I have crashed your dinner party!Greg: You were invited. Now please just sit down.Jaller Mahri: But –Greg: Nope. Not happening.Jaller Mahri sighed and sat down at the table.Icarax: Greg, I need your help. I’m trying to read this recipe from the Necronomicon but it’s written in backwards Latin.Greg: Okay, seriously? I try and have a nice dinner that everyone can enjoy and everyone decides its time to act like man-children and live out their internet sensation fantasies or invite a rapper or just try to be evil when they’ve never, ever been a credible evil threat! I may be fired solely because you’re all morons. I didn’t have to invite any of you. My original plan was just to invite Bink over and maybe have a quiet dinner with both our families but I thought maybe, just maybe you all could handle this. I guess not. No wonder Lego stopped making sets of you guys.There was a collective gasp from everyone in the room.Greg: Oh yeah, and T-Pain you’re truly an awful human being and rapper.A loud autotuned wail emitted from the bathroom.There was a knock at the door.Greg: Let’s see what the flying circus has brought in – oh hello Bink!Binkmeister: Greg! I’m ready to eat a ton of food!There was an explosion from the kitchen and Icarax flew through the wall.Greg: Bink, please don’t fire me for this. I really tried my hardest.Binkmeister: Greg, I was never going to fire you.Greg: What?!Binkmeister: Yeah. You’re easily the best writer we could have used for the serials and comics.-Interview Process, July 2000-Michael Bay: …and then there’s a giant explosion in the sky. Tahu descends from the heavens in a huge inferno of fire. He lands on the ground and creates a giant explosion. Then the Nui-Jaga arrive and start shooting explo-CEO: Next!M. Night Shyamalan: And then it turns out that Mata Nui was Teridax the entire time!CEO: Definitely not.Greg: It all starts with a brave Matoran named Takua who embarks on an adventure to find the Toa Stones…CEO: You’re hired!-Dinner, November 2011-Greg: I was competing with M. Night Shyamalan and Michael Bay?Binkmeister: From what I heard, Shyamalan’s chances of being the writer for Bionicle were dead the entire time. Michael Bay’s application kind of blew up on him.Greg: Really? Thanks Bink. So then why did you mislead me?Binkmeister: Honestly? Free food.Tren Krom: AMEN TO THAT!Greg: Guys, I’m sorry for all of the mean things I just said to you.Jaller Mahri: It’s okay. I disliked you anyway. :DBinkmeister: Now where’s the food?Icarax: Hang on!Icarax, still burned from reading the Necronomicon recipe book, got his Bacon/Beef Ta-Koro model and put it on the table. Everyone started eating it while epic music played in the background. Tren Krom finished his portion and then ate T-Pain.Ending Guy: Next time, we eat Chapter 6!

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Doesn't Chapter 6 have high cholesterol?And everything else in the Necronomicon?Well, another good job with a chapter. It was longer than last time and (arguably) more funny.-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:P.S. Everyone, next time you say something, put (arguably) in front of it. It freaks people out (arguably).

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Doesn't Chapter 6 have high cholesterol?And everything else in the Necronomicon?Well, another good job with a chapter. It was longer than last time and (arguably) more funny.-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:P.S. Everyone, next time you say something, put (arguably) in front of it. It freaks people out (arguably).

Chapter 6 has tons of cholestoral. It's never really bothered Tren Krom though. Glad you liked the chapter though. Part of the reason for the delay is when I realized all that I wanted to do with this chapter it eventually got up to something like 2800 words and took a day longer than I thought it would.(arguably)See, it works after the statement too (arguably).

...Well, this explains a lot.Is it bad that I understood every reference you put in, including all the rapper ones?

Explains what? :PIt's not bad that you got those references, I went for some of the bigger names. I'm also glad you got the Michael Bay/M Night references. You got the OSHA reference though? I thought no one would.

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Fresh... You criminal. Must you commit rib genocide on a semi-daily basis?Honestly, this chapter was pure gold. Its gold content warrants its being protected at Fort Knox. This is, BY FAR, the best yet.Keep this going, I'll need a rib transplant for Christmas instead of getting the Star Trek Online subscription that I ACTUALLY want...

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...Well, this explains a lot.Is it bad that I understood every reference you put in, including all the rapper ones?

Explains what? :PIt's not bad that you got those references, I went for some of the bigger names. I'm also glad you got the Michael Bay/M Night references. You got the OSHA reference though? I thought no one would.
The OSHA is a reference to the safety standard type thingies that are on lots of materials right? And it explains why Eminem is always yelling, why Icarax is still together, ETC.

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Great chapter! I don't think Hafu will enjoy his life. He might enjoy all of Zuckerburg's money....Everytime I see the word Zuckerburg, I think Zoidberg.WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOPWOOP MTL

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Fresh... You criminal. Must you commit rib genocide on a semi-daily basis?Honestly, this chapter was pure gold. Its gold content warrants its being protected at Fort Knox. This is, BY FAR, the best yet.Keep this going, I'll need a rib transplant for Christmas instead of getting the Star Trek Online subscription that I ACTUALLY want...

Glad you enjoyed it. I'm just sorry I can't keep to a schedule better. It's getting close to my thanksgiving break and I think someone wants me to earn it judging by how ridiculous it's gotten these past few weeks. Sorry about the ribs, you can go get some McRibs to replace them if you want (for a limited time only).

...Well, this explains a lot.Is it bad that I understood every reference you put in, including all the rapper ones?

Explains what? :PIt's not bad that you got those references, I went for some of the bigger names. I'm also glad you got the Michael Bay/M Night references. You got the OSHA reference though? I thought no one would.
The OSHA is a reference to the safety standard type thingies that are on lots of materials right? And it explains why Eminem is always yelling, why Icarax is still together, ETC.
Yep, that's OSHA. I'm really happy you got that, I was worried when I put it in that no one would get it.

Great chapter! I don't think Hafu will enjoy his life. He might enjoy all of Zuckerburg's money....Everytime I see the word Zuckerburg, I think Zoidberg.WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOPWOOP MTL

Hafu will return, and he will have changed a lot. I can't say more but he will not have enjoyed his time with Zuckerberg.Need someone to create a social network? Why not Zuckerberg?

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Jaller Mahri? Glad there weren't any ear-mounted exploding peanuts this time.

Icarax, still burned from reading the Necronomicon recipe book, got his Bacon/Beef Ta-Koro model and put it on the table. Everyone started eating it while epic music played in the background. Tren Krom finished his portion and then ate T-Pain.

Was this "epic music" by any chance "The Final Countdown"(THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM)?

Axonn: Well you have to invite Tren Krom, obviously. He’s a fan favorite and smells like lilacs. :)

Not to mention that he is an ELDRITCH HORROR THAT HAS EXISTED BEFORE TIME, AND CAUSES ALL WHO SEE HIM TO GO MAD. But at least he smells nice. Edited by Jovan2

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Hey guys. Sorry for the lack of updates lately, I had a rollicking good time finishing up my last week of classes before break. But now I'm back with a Thanksgiving Pile-o-Fun before returning to do finals.Chapter 6: Thanksgiving Turkey Time Tussle, Part 1Everyone groaned with agony after they finished Icarax’s epic meal.Takanuva: Oh the horror! :bigeek: Tren Krom: TREN KROM DOES NOT SEE THE ISSUE HERE.Greg: No really, why don’t they include this in the video? They don’t even have a disclaimer like “don’t eat giant piles of bacon at home”.Binkmeister: Greg? Can I talk to you for a second?Greg: Of course Bink.Binkmeister and Greg stepped out of the dining room.Greg: Look, if the food was poisoned it’s not my –Binkmeister: Greg, I’m considering retirement.Greg: Buh? :huh: Binkmeister: I mean come on. Back in my younger days as a BZPower administrator, I probably could have crashed through the concrete wall of a secret Iranian nuclear facility without any issue.Greg: I don’t think you –Binkmeister: No, I definitely could. And I did once. Don’t tell anyone though. But now, I’m old Greg. I just want to retire to a nice little cottage in the reference desk and laugh at Brony arguments.Greg: Well, this is some heavy news Bink.Binkmeister: Isn’t it? I was waiting for the right time to tell you and I figured that if I died of heart disease from Icarax’s cholesterol pile you would never know that you are my handpicked successor.Greg: Well gosh Bink, this is an honor!Binkmeister: There’s an issue though. You need a Masters of Business Administration to have my job.Greg: I don’t remember you getting an MBA Bink.Binkmeister: Yeah I did. Actually, I’m Dr. Bink.Greg: Wow, didn’t remember that either.Binkmeister: You will have to do this in secret. I’m counting on you Greg!Binkmeister used his grappling hook and sailed out the window.Greg: Yeah, that’s unsafe. Hopefully he retires to somewhere that’s safe for non-stuntmen.Tren Krom: TREN KROM HEARD EVERYTHING AND IS COMING WITH GREG TO COLLEGE.Greg: Absolutely not Tren. Do you understand how rigorous college is academically?Tren Krom: NO BUT TREN KROM HAS LISTENED TO ASHER ROTH’S “I LOVE COLLEGE” AND IT DOESN’T SEEM SO BAD.Greg: The fact that Asher Roth made a song called “I Love College” should tell you something about his reputability.Tren Krom: FAIR ENOUGH. TREN KROM STILL WISHES TO LEARN.Greg: Did you even graduate high school?Tren Krom: DID YOU EVEN RUN A UNIVERSE GREG? :smeag: Greg: …Tren Krom: THOUGHT SO. TIME TO RETURN TO TREN KROMS HIGH SCHOOL AND FINALLY TALK TO HIS GUIDENCE COUNSELOR.Tren Krom slithered under the wall, got in T-Pain’s Mercedes, and drove to Bara Magna High School.Tren Krom: WHAT’S GOOD TEACH.Angonce: Ugh, hello Tren. <_< Didn’t you walk out of here a few years ago and say that you were going to make more money as a garbage collector?Tren Krom: YES BUT TREN KROM IS NOW ON THE SILVER SCREEN.Tren Krom took a Kindle out of his pocket with a picture of himself on it.Angonce: What do you want?Tren Krom: TREN KROM WANTS THE COLLEGE.Angonce: Tren Krom needs to not speak in third person if he wants to have any chance at getting into college.Tren Krom: TREN KROM IS SEVERAL METRIC TONS, COULD BLOCK AN ENTIRE SIDE OF A STADIUM, AND CAN PLAY EVERY POSITION IN FOOTBALL.Several NCAA scouts suddenly pressed up against the door.Tren Krom: PROBLEM TEACHER? :ahhh: Angonce: Alright! Fine, I’ll get your SAT scores mailed. And I’m not your teacher.-Greg’s House-Takanuva: So Greg, I overheard you were planning on going to college?Greg: I already went to college, but I need a MBA.Takanuva: Whatever, you can’t spell MBA without BA! You already have two thirds! Time to fulfill my dream and get that golden opportunity of a college diploma!Greg: Takanuva, I never knew you didn’t go to college.Takanuva: Yeah, there was a bit of a bias in the admissions office…-University of Ko-Metru-Teridax: I am the shadow that guards the admissions – oh, its you.Takanuva: Yeah…Teridax: Well this is awkward. :notimpressed: Takanuva: I take it my application has been declined?Teridax: You assume correctly. Bye!-Greg’s House-Takanuva: It’s not what you know, it’s who you know!Greg: It doesn’t help that you had an SAT score of 100.Takanuva: Um…tests are for the weak minded!Greg: Takanuva, you get 200 points for writing your name on the test.Takanuva: Uh. :surprised: Greg: Per section.Takanuva: Leave me alone. Once I show them my special Kohlii move, they’ll have no choice but to let me in!Greg: I don’t think any school has a Kohlii league. University of Ko-Metru cut theirs due to funding.Takanuva: Seriously? Who cuts Kohlii? :???: Greg: Definitely not the three people who care about it as a sport.Takanuva: Slow your roll, Greg. As a matter of fact, halt your bakery. Kohlii has a proud heritage. I will make sure it returns to the mainstream!Greg: Good luck with that. I have applications to do.The rest of the guests cleared out and Greg went up to his computer.Greg: Let’s see the cost of a master’s degree…Computer: Warning! Number is too big for monitor.Greg: Seriously? It’s only like $50,000. Still a lot, but…Computer: Nope. Sorry man.Greg: That can’t be right. Someone must have raised tuition.-Nuparu’s House-Nuparu: Ha! I got you this time Greg! I got you good! :br: -Greg’s House-Greg: Well this is awkward. I guess I can’t do it. Sorry Bink, I let you down.Bink: It’s okay Greg.Greg: …why are you in my house? :blink: Bink: I got bored.Greg: It’s 11:00pm at night.Bink: Whatever. I think you’ll do fine without a degree.Greg: Wait, really?Bink: Yeah! Mark Zuckerberg never graduated from college.Greg: But I did.Bink: Oh. Well we’ll see then. You start tomorrow!Greg: WHAT?! :OMG:Bink: A little uncomfortable with the responsibility?Greg: No…this is A Day in the Life of GregF. It’s supposed to be one day. We don’t know what happens when I go to sleep!Bink: Relax. No one will pay enough attention to the title to worry.Greg: We’ll see. Good night Bink.Binkmeister sailed out the window with his wingsuit as Greg fell asleep.---Greg woke up and realized he was sitting at his desk.Greg: What the…Carapar: Greg, I need help with invitations for the dinner party I’m throwing.Greg: Yeah, get in line. Wait, what dinner party? Aren’t you still stuffed from Icarax’s epic meal?Carapar: Who? Whatever Greg. I’m talking about the one that Ehlek is making me throw after he hurt himself rappelling through my wall.Greg: Huh. That’s odd.Carapar: Oh, forget it. You’re no help. I’ll go ask Bink in human resources.Greg: Didn’t Bink retire?Carapar: No, stupid. What gave you that idea? I’ve heard rumors about Ehlek considering it though.Carapar walked off, leaving Greg confused.Greg: Something is wrong here. I may have to violate the Farshtey Protocol.The Farshtey Protocol, designed to stop bored people on BZPower from suing Lego, meant that Greg couldn’t read fan fiction in case it inadvertently inspired him. But this was a strange time, and desperate measures had to be taken. Greg logged onto BZPower and looked in the Comedies forum.Greg: Hey, where’s A Day in the Life of Me?Greg couldn’t find it anywhere. There was just a comedy called Makuta Hunt. Returning to the Libraries menu, he saw that the Short Stories forum had thousands of posts every minute. Then, he went to the Epics forum and saw what he feared:A Day in the Life of Carapar: by The Professional Great Being of Kansas City.Greg: What…no! No!Ending guy: Will Greg get out of this strange universe? Will Tren Krom and Takanuva find academic success via athletics? How many parts will this chapter be? Find out in Chapter 7!

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Bink: A little uncomfortable with the responsibility?Greg: No…this is A Day in the Life of GregF. It’s supposed to be one day. We don’t know what happens when I go to sleep!

Didn't we already settle this? Remember? Greg went to sleep, Botar got mad because it went beyond the title, took over the comedy for one or two chapters, and a sub-comedy was made: A Dream In The Life of Gregf.

"You humans are absurd, Rook. Furious when you're not in control, terrified when you are. Pull it together."

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Bink: A little uncomfortable with the responsibility?Greg: No…this is A Day in the Life of GregF. It’s supposed to be one day. We don’t know what happens when I go to sleep!

Didn't we already settle this? Remember? Greg went to sleep, Botar got mad because it went beyond the title, took over the comedy for one or two chapters, and a sub-comedy was made: A Dream In The Life of Gregf.
Eh, just chalk it up to rule of funny.
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