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Hey guys, I'm back with another one. Here we go again! Chapter 1: Greg Returns Greg woke up, rolled out of bed, and went downstairs to the dusty remains of his kitchen from the last comedy. There was no coffee. Greg: No! I’m a writer; what else will I run on?! This was a predicament. Ever since BZPower went down, things had been tough on the residents of the comedy. Carapar had come back to life. Tren Krom was so hungry he could only say things in bold text rather than in all capitals. The Escalade was out of gas. Matoro danced until he couldn’t dance anymore. Greg: Tren! We had a whole tin of coffee in here earlier, what hap- Tren Krom: Tren Krom didn’t eat it, that’s definitely not what happened. Because that would be wrong. Greg: You ate it! Tren Krom: No. Tren Krom eating something inedible would be completely out of character and unexpected. It would be like you fighting Tren Krom right n- Greg punched Tren Krom in the face. Tren Krom: Ow. Greg: Really? Tren Krom: No, to tell the truth Tren Krom said that for your benefit. Tren Krom ran a universe once. Your punch didn’t hurt. Like at all. -_- Matau: Jimmy Carter ran a country once but he seemed pretty upset when I punched him. Greg: Matau, why? Why Jimmy Carter? He’s such a nice man too. Matau: I had a bad encounter with Freddy Krueger and now I’m afraid of everything with a sweater. Remember Mr. Rogers? Greg: Of course. Who could forget him? He was like a neighbor to me. Tren Krom: He was our neighbor. He said hello to Tren Krom every time he went out to eat…err, get the paper. Matau: Yeah. Not our neighbor anymore. Greg: That’s pretty twisted actually. Tren Krom: Tren Krom thought you were cool. There was an obnoxiously loud knock at the door followed by an obnoxiously loud kick through the door. Matau: No Freddy! You aren’t going to get me this time! Binkmeister: Relax guys. It’s me, Binky! Greg: Binky? How are you? Still getting messages from Black Six saying “Binky is stinky, neener neener”? Binkmeister: No, that was the last comedy and I’d appreciate it if you’d stop referencing it. I take pride in my personal hygiene and Six is aware of that. Greg: Alright, that’s cool I guess. Did you bring coffee? Binkmeister: Why would I bring coffee? :blink: Tren Krom: If you lack coffee for this residence then you serve no purpose in Tren Krom’s mortal world. Binkmeister kicked Tren Krom in the tooth. Tren Krom: Nope, still didn’t hurt. -_- Binkmeister: No, no coffee. I came to tell you guys the forums are back up! There was a sonic boom and a crash as Takanuva reentered the atmosphere with Hahli Mahri. Takanuva: The forums are back up? Awesome! Hahli: No! My lime green pieces! Not again! Greg: Nice entry. You truly are a master of subtlety. Takanuva: My bad, I’ll just have to try and reenter the atmosphere a little more quietly next time. Hahli: Is anyone going to help me? I need medical attention! :alert: Binkmeister: So Greg, I was wondering if you’d like to return to your old post. Greg: You mean “guy who gets badgered to death by the S&T forum and writes comics”? Binkmeister: Don’t worry, we’ve confiscated all of the badgers from the S&T forum and released them into the wild. Tren Krom: Tren Krom believes that would ruin the ecosystem. Binkmeister: Nonsense. Hahli Mahri was then carried away by a platoon of badgers. Hahli: Help! Help me! :bigeek: Tren Krom: Help is for horses! Takanuva: I’m pretty sure that’s not the expression. Tren Krom: I’m pretty sure Tren Krom is unconcerned. Binkmeister: Now let’s all get in the Escalade and go back to Lego HQ. They all got in the Escalade when Greg realized it was out of gas. Greg: Well darn. This complicates things. Binkmeister: Yeah, I know. I just walked here. Greg: Isn’t that a long walk? Binkmeister: Darn right, took ten whole minutes. Takanuva: Actually that’s not that far… http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gif Greg: What are you, stupid and dumb? We have a car therefore we have to drive it. Binkmeister: Such a shame too. So much coffee and food – Tren Krom: TREN KROM DEMANDS A FEAST. Tren Krom picked up the Escalade in his tentacles and slithered to Lego HQ as fast as he could. He chucked the SUV through the window of Binkmeister’s office and climbed in through the resulting crater. Binkmeister: We’re here! Tren Krom: WHERE IS THIS FEAST THAT TREN KROM HAS DEMANDED. Takanuva: Well that sign on the wall says “Cafeteria” and points to the ri – Tren Krom: MAKE WAY PEASANTS, TREN KROM MUST GORGE ON PROCESSED MEAT. Carapar: …and that’s how I got brought back to life! Matau: By the DEVIL!? :o Matau tried to stab Carapar with a wooden stake. but was discouraged by his powerful protective shell. Carapar: Nope. And because most of my story roles start off this way, you’ll never know the first part of that story. Ignika: :psychotwitch: Matau: But you’re a devil creature! I see the eeeeeevil in your eyes! Carapar: Whatever man, I’m going to the gym. - The Lego Cafeteria - Lego Ron Weasley: Care for a fish filet, sir? Tren Krom: TREN KROM WILL FILET YOU IF YOU DO NOT PUT THAT FISH ON HIS PLATE. Ron: :unsure: Sure thing mate, no need to get upset about it. Tren Krom: FORGET IT. BRING TREN KROM YOUR ENTIRE FISH HATCHERY. Ron sighed and returned to the kitchen with the other minifigs to prepare Tren Krom’s feast. Meanwhile, Greg chugged an entire pot of coffee. Greg: LET’S…WRITE…SOME…SERIALS!!! :OMG: Greg sprinted upstairs to his new office but found the way blocked by Icarax. Icarax: Don’t go in there. Greg: But it’s my office! I have enough caffeine from this coffee to write War and Peace in backwards Arabic. Icarax: Um…something happened in there. Greg: Like what? Icarax: Something bad. Negative vibes. You know. Greg: I don’t, get out of my way! Icarax: No! Leave it! Do not seek the treasure! Icarax ran away flailing his arms. Greg: What’s his deal? Ending guy: What is his deal? Won't you be Mr. Roger's neighbor? Does a ten pound bag of flour make a really big biscuit? Find out in Chapter 2! Reader: Will we ever actually get these questions answered? Ending guy: Hey, I ask the questions around here!

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This is a very funny comedy and I hope you keep up the good work. My favourite bit of this chapter was this:

There was a sonic boom and a crash as Takanuva reentered the atmosphere with Hahli Mahri. Takanuva: The forums are back up? Awesome! Hahli: No! My lime green pieces! Not again! Greg: Nice entry. You truly are a master of subtlety. Takanuva: My bad, I’ll just have to try and reenter the atmosphere a little more quietly next time. Hahli: Is anyone going to help me? I need medical attention! :alert: Binkmeister: So Greg, I was wondering if you’d like to return to your old post. Greg: You mean “guy who gets badgered to death by the S&T forum and writes comics”? Binkmeister: Don’t worry, we’ve confiscated all of the badgers from the S&T forum and released them into the wild. Tren Krom: Tren Krom believes that would ruin the ecosystem. Binkmeister: Nonsense. Hahli Mahri was then carried away by a platoon of badgers.

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*Sees ADITLOGF is being made a sequel *Head Explodes The only current advice I have is that you should probably find a way to mention the excessive amounts of MLP fans in some way, especially since it's already the biggest topic in BZP. That is all. Oh and it would also be awesome if you ever were able to include Hapori Tohu and Dume in some way.

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My dreams have been realized... Well, one of them anyways. I still have the mansion and the golden pool on my list. :P But... YOU'RE BACK!! GREG RETURNS!! What are we goin' on now... Three Years in the Life of GregF? This guy has one strange life, that's for sure. Can't wait for me! P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!! :tohu:

Nothin' to see here folks. Just keep movin' along.

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Ha, I remember reading some of this comedy back on the old forums. I liked the references to writers running on coffee, and the running gag about lime green pieces is so true. I chuckled while reading this, and that's my equivalent of someone else laughing aloud. :P

Glad you liked it.I'm the same way with the chuckling and I'm planning to have a lot of the older jokes make a good return.

AWESOME! I used to read all of these back on the old BZP, and it's still as good as ever! Keep it up

Thanks! I plan to. I'm happy you saw the others; hopefully I can make the new ones even better.

This is a very funny comedy and I hope you keep up the good work. My favourite bit of this chapter was this:

Badgers scene

-Heat
Yeah, I started off with trying to think of how to describe Greg's usual experience on BZPower and then it turned into "well may as well have actual badgers". I'm glad you enjoyed it.

I'd quote stuff, but I've heard quoting an entire chapter isn't allowed.Soooo happy to see this! =D It was pretty funny, too. Can't wait to see more. -ibrow

Thanks! What I did was I sat down Monday night and wrote down 25 chapter titles and a tagline to go with each one. It's a really quick writing process once I know what I want to write about. I plan on having Chapter 2 up on Thursday and then keep going on a Tuesday/Thursday basis.

*Sees ADITLOGF is being made a sequel *Head Explodes The only current advice I have is that you should probably find a way to mention the excessive amounts of MLP fans in some way, especially since it's already the biggest topic in BZP. That is all. Oh and it would also be awesome if you ever were able to include Hapori Tohu and Dume in some way.

I was actually thinking of a way to incorporate the whole Brony debate into one of the chapters I had planned out. It'll probably be way, way down the line though. With the current update schedule I'd project it for around December barring major setbacks. I don't plan on basing the chapter around it but I will reference it in an objective way that I think everyone can enjoy.

My dreams have been realized... Well, one of them anyways. I still have the mansion and the golden pool on my list. :P But... YOU'RE BACK!! GREG RETURNS!! What are we goin' on now... Three Years in the Life of GregF? This guy has one strange life, that's for sure. Can't wait for me! P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!! :tohu:

He really does have all sorts of adventures, doesn't he? I have a feeling you'll love Chapter 2 then.

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Chapter 2: Greg’s Revenge Greg initially wanted to check his office, but if Icarax was begging him not to go in, something must be very wrong. After all, in the past Icarax had no issue with wrecking Greg’s office. -Flashback- Greg walked into his office. His gold Bionicle Comic #1 was being used as a surfboard. Icarax sailed about the room on it, knocking things over and scaring small children. Greg: What is this?! :OMG: Icarax: Leave me alone, I just want to be like Lhikan! -Another Flashback- Greg walked into his office. Icarax sat in Greg’s office chair applying make-up. Icarax: I wish I was a rich girl, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! Oh, hello. This is awkward. :unsure: Greg: There’s mascara on every wall of the room. How did you even- -Another Flashback- Greg walked into his office to see a giant meatball sitting on his desk. Icarax: All this meat, hater! Greg walked out of his office. -End Flashbacks- Greg: Hey Bink, what’s his deal? Binkmeister: Well I don’t know Greg, he seemed kind of upset about the whole “getting atomized” thing back in 2008 that you made him do. Greg: Maybe that was a little mean. Maybe not. Who knows, who cares? Binkmeister: Atoms, Greg. Individual atoms. Greg: We put him back together! Binkmeister: Atoms! Individual atoms! What part of this don’t you view as horrifying? Greg: I don’t know Bink, I guess just THE WHOLE THING! Binkmeister: Well fine. Check your office yourself. <_< Greg reluctantly opened the door and then closed it as the smell of peanut sauce and death overwhelmed his nose. He returned with a clothespin on his nose and looked into the mouth of madness. Greg: What is this, I don’t even – The Bionicle Comic #1 was half melted down into the shape of a fist. Greg’s ornate marble desk was karate chopped in two and filled with gefilte fish. Tren Krom’s closet home was filled with plastic 6 pack rings. The window was obscured by ominous green ooze. Worst of all, the coffee pot was brewing tea. Greg: ICARAX!!! Greg ran down the hall where the Makuta was lazily reading Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue”. Icarax looked up and shrieked. Icarax: Well, Sarah. Looks like it’s time for me to go rogue too. Icarax deployed his impractically small wings and somehow flew out the window. Greg followed, flapping his arms desperately. Greg: That was a good coffee pot! And you ruined it! Icarax: Do you know what else is good? Your ability to fly. Greg: :o Yeah, I really should have though that throu- BAM --- Greg woke up back in the cafeteria at Lego HQ. Tren Krom: HELLO GREG. Greg: I just jumped out a four story window, why am I here? Matau: Yeah, people can’t windfly. You must be some kind of DEMON! :fear: Greg: No seriously, why am I not in a hospital or something? Tren Krom: TREN KROM ATE ALL OF THE FOOD IN THE CAFETERIA, SO HE DESCENDED OUTSIDE MENACINGLY TO CONSUME PARKED VEHICLES. GREG BOUNCED GENTLY OFF OF TREN KROM’S TENTACLES. Greg: Alright, fair enough. What about Icarax? Ron: Well mate I’m assuming he simply flew off. Tren Krom: RON IF YOU INSIST ON INTERUPTING TREN KROM WITH YOUR INSOLENT PRATTLE TREN KROM’S FIST SHALL SIMPLY FLY OFF INTO YOUR FACE. Ron: I’m a pacifist! :cry: Tren Krom: THEN TREN KROM’S SHALL PASS HIS FIST THROUGH YOUR INSOLENT FACE. Greg: Settle down Tren, no need to get so mad at Ron for a simple assumption. What we need to do is get mad at Icarax for a mess that we could easily clean up. Takanuva: What part of that made any sense to you? Greg: All of it, except the part where you randomly showed up in the cafeteria. Takanuva: In case you forgot Tren Krom threw your SUV into Binkmeister’s office. I was unconscious and woke up hungry. Tren Krom: STORY OF TREN KROM’S LIFE. Greg: Does no one else agree with me on this? We can’t have Icarax keep wrecking my office. This has to be stopped. Takanuva: I really cannot care less. Tren Krom: THERE’S GOT TO BE MORE FOOD FOR TREN KROM SOMEWHERE. Hewkii: Yeah! :) Greg: Really Hewkii? Hewkii shook his head “no”. Greg: Figures. Looks like it’s all up to me. --- Teridax woke up quick at about noon and thought that he had to be at Bara Magna soon. He put on his armor and got dressed before the day began, before Mata Nui started complaining about his friends. Then Greg kicked in the door. Teridax: What are you doing?! Greg: Tell me where Icarax is! Teridax: No, no, no. We need to have a talk about this. You just kicked in my door. You don’t have any moral issues with that? I could have been asleep and you could have violated my privacy. Greg: Well I never thought about it like that… :confused: Teridax: What if I was sitting in here playing Jenga with my Rahkshi sons? They’re still scarred from our last home invasion. -Mask of Light- Takanuva kicked in the door. Teridax: We have a doorbell! Takanuva: It’s just been revolt! Ussanui: Dad! Help! I’m a motorcycle! Teridax: No! Drivers never respect cyclists! My insurance will go through the roof! --- Teridax: So you know what? I don’t know or care where Icarax is. You need to go home and take a long look in the mirror after what you’ve done! Greg: I don’t have a mirror! Icarax broke it! If you have such an issue with me doing this, then show me the door! Teridax: I don’t have a door! You broke it! Why don’t you just make like a tree and uproot yourself on out of here? Greg: Trees don’t uproot on their ow- Teridax used his gravity power to throw Greg out the door. Teridax: Alright, he’s gone. You can come out now. Icarax climbed out from under the sofa. Icarax: Thanks bro. I owe you one. Teridax: Yeah, you owe me my mask back too. Icarax: I thought you were a planet-sized robot with no need for masks. Teridax: I thought I didn’t just rip it off your face and put it back on when you weren’t paying attention. Icarax: Wait, you didn’t – The Mask of Shadows was back on Teridax’s face. Icarax: Well played. --- Greg frowned as he contemplated additional plans. Maybe he was overreacting, but a normal reaction just isn’t good comedy. Greg scooped some of the gefilte fish out of his desk and began trying to spread out a piece of planning paper. Tren Krom: GREG HELP. :eek: Tren Krom’s neck was trapped in one of the 6 pack rings. He was turning pink. Greg: Tren! Hold still. Greg took out his pen and cut through the ring of plastic. Tren Krom relaxed. Tren Krom: TREN KROM WAS IN NO MORTAL DANGER. HE IS ALWAYS PINK. Greg: Well good for you. I really don’t know what to do here. Should I keep going off on pursuit of this ridiculous revenge mission, or should I just move along? Icarax knocked at the door. Greg: Come in – IT’S YOU! Icarax: Greg I know you want to kill me but let’s face it: I’m made of metal, I can fly, and I control essentially every conceivable elemental power. Again, not really thinking it through. Greg: That’s a valid point actually. Icarax: But I wanted to apologize. You see, what happened was I was fishing and I found several fish caught in plastic six pack rings. I tried to save them but couldn’t. I brought them to your office and used Tren Krom’s kitchen – Greg: Wait, he has a kitchen? Tren Krom: THERE ARE MANY, MANY THINGS IN TREN KROM’S CLOSET. INCLUDING SKELETONS. Icarax: Anyway, I used Tren’s kitchen to make gefilte fish. I invited Miserix in here to eat it but he got angry and chopped your desk in half. We got in a fight which resulted in the comic getting melted. We settled down and had a nice cup of tea like brothers should. Greg: Wait, what’s the green stuff on the window then? Icarax: Oh, that’s Miserix. Miserix: ‘sup. Greg: That’s disgusting. Icarax: So I’m hoping you can forgive me. I got you a new coffee pot. Greg accepted the coffee pot. Greg: Thank you! Icarax: No problem. I’m glad we settled this like mature adults. Greg: Oh, by the way, don’t go in your office. :psychotwitch: Icarax walked into his office and saw a scene of unspeakable horrors. Icarax: Nooooooo! Ending guy: Did Greg get his revenge? What happened in Icarax’s office? On a scale of 1 to Gaddafi, how dead could Tren Krom have been from choking on plastic rings? Find out in Chapter 3!

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Elvis. Good chapter, although it didn't really make me laugh like I did other chapters (or the intro chapter of another day in the life of GregF(I bet you thought everybody forgot about that, DIDN'T YOU??? !!! WELL I DIDN'T !!)). I still liked it. Well, enough of that, time to get back to watching the next episode of MLP: FiM.

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I must say for once I'm glad that something like Greg's quest for revenge only lasted a chapter. And it was a better chapter for it.I must also say that Miserix is awesome. Makuta that are goop are always awesome.Tren Krom is quickly becoming my favourite character in this comedy. He's pretty sweet. -ibrow

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Ah, yes. This comedy. Twas funny a long time ago. And it still is. 1 to Gaddafi... well played. Unspeakable horrors.... it must be the MLPs! (I kid, if this offends you. I don't if it doesn't.) Two very good chapters. Glad to see all of this has moved over to new BZP. -Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

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Tren Krom: TREN KROM WILL FILET YOU IF YOU DO NOT PUT THAT FISH ON HIS PLATE.

I had to try really hard to not laugh hysterically at this. Something about it stuck me as uncannily funny. Anyway, I read the original ADITLOGF from time to time and loved it, so I'm glad to see it remade. Keep up the good work; you can expect me to follow this closely.

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Elvis. Good chapter, although it didn't really make me laugh like I did other chapters (or the intro chapter of another day in the life of GregF(I bet you thought everybody forgot about that, DIDN'T YOU??? !!! WELL I DIDN'T !!)). I still liked it. Well, enough of that, time to get back to watching the next episode of MLP: FiM.

I kind of rushed this one a little. My day got thrown off by a fire alarm so I ended up writing this chapter as quickly as I could before dinner/Sunny. It turned out okay I think. Where is Another Day in the Life of GregF? I remember it but not what it was about or what happened to the seperate topic.

Ahh, the classic "overreaction to get revenge" plot. You played the card well, though. I like how you give each character a very distinct personality; they aren't clones, they aren't all cracking random jokes to suit the comedy's needs, they're being themselves. In a nutshell: I liked it.

Originally I was going to have this chapter be a long drawn-out quest for revenge in the style of "Taken" or "Law Abiding Citizen" but I realized that I already had a pretty long chapter and I didn't have many assassination ideas for Greg to try. I like having unique characters as opposed to the people acting exactly how they would in the Bionicle story or just fitting the comedy stereotypes (the "burn stuff" guy, the pie guy, the fool, the evil Plankton-style mastermind). There will still be some trends but they're different enough that it doesn't get old. Tren Krom will always be loud, all-powerful, and hungry; there's a lot that can be done with that though. Glad you liked it though!

I must say for once I'm glad that something like Greg's quest for revenge only lasted a chapter. And it was a better chapter for it.I must also say that Miserix is awesome. Makuta that are goop are always awesome.Tren Krom is quickly becoming my favourite character in this comedy. He's pretty sweet. -ibrow

I'm glad too. I was worried if I had some giant quest for revenge about a messy office it would throw off some of the newer readers from the site. In a sense that becomes the punch line. At first I just randomly wrote in some ominous green ooze on Greg's wall but then I made it a Makuta because it fit and it would be kind of unexpected. Glad you like Tren Krom. He quickly became a lot of people's favorites after "TREN KROM SHALL NOW SHOOP HIS WOOP" in the first comedy. I plan on developing the other characters more as well but I think Tren will still be the frontrunner.

Ah, yes. This comedy. Twas funny a long time ago. And it still is. 1 to Gaddafi... well played. Unspeakable horrors.... it must be the MLPs! (I kid, if this offends you. I don't if it doesn't.) Two very good chapters. Glad to see all of this has moved over to new BZP. -Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

Glad you like it. I really wanted to put in a Gaddafi reference earlier but it fit best at the end. I haven't quite decided on the unspeakable horror yet. It's not MLPs but there will be bronies in a later chapter. Also, I've been curious about this: What's with all the Zehvors? Is it all from TBTTRAH? I probably missed it when I was inactive.

Tren Krom: TREN KROM WILL FILET YOU IF YOU DO NOT PUT THAT FISH ON HIS PLATE.

I had to try really hard to not laugh hysterically at this. Something about it stuck me as uncannily funny. Anyway, I read the original ADITLOGF from time to time and loved it, so I'm glad to see it remade. Keep up the good work; you can expect me to follow this closely.
I really don't know how I got that joke stuck in my head but I knew it had to be in the chapter somehow. I'm happy to see an old fan reading and I plan on keeping up the good work. I'm considering posting Chapter 3 this weekend if I get a chance. It's still likely to be out on Tuesday since there's a lot to be done this weekend, but don't be surprised if it comes earlier. Edited by Fresh Makuta of Bel-Air

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Ah. ADITLOGF. Just as funny as ever. Although I notice this time there are less images.By the way, all the Zehvor are just a group of TBTTRAH fans. Although most of them do not have "Toa Zehvor" in front of their name.

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My ribs died. You are a murderer of ribs. Good to have the glory back, though. Now, two things:I'm calling TOO SOON on the Gaddafi joke.Will you be restarting Vahki Nation? I loved that story.

Too soon on Gaddafi? I'd agree that it was pretty soon after he died but I think of it as timely. You're welcome to disagree though. As for Vahki Nation I really don't remember enough about the story to continue it. My writing style has changed a lot for serious prose fiction so I don't think I could continue it. I've considered writing an epic but juggling this comedy along with everything else I have is a handful already. I'll go look at it though and see what I could do with the plot. There may be a revamp if I like it enough. EDIT: Just looked back through it. I've actually considered an epic set in BZPower if I were to write one. Vahki Nation was a little too silly for my liking though, looking back. The text rickroll and stuff like that wouldn't be in a revamp. It would make for a decent comedy and judging by how well A Day in the Life did I'd say it did make for a decent comedy. It would be a lot more serious but there would still be a big focus on BZPower as a setting and the characters would likely be members and staff still.

Ah. ADITLOGF. Just as funny as ever. Although I notice this time there are less images.By the way, all the Zehvor are just a group of TBTTRAH fans. Although most of them do not have "Toa Zehvor" in front of their name.

There are fewer images, you're right. When I reread the first bit of ADITLOGF, I noticed that I liked the first few chapters the best and that they had the fewest pictures. While some of the images I posted got creative (i.e. the family tree, the Pokemon battle, the Bara Magna map), I felt like it took away from the originality. There probably will be some images and/or memes if I can fit them in. I know for a fact there will be a few in the eventual Brony scene. There probably won't be as many shoop da whoops or traps this time around though. Thanks for explaining the Zehvor thing too. I feel like I missed a lot when I was inactive. Edited by Fresh Makuta of Bel-Air

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Tren Krom: No. Tren Krom eating something inedible would be completely out of character and unexpected. It would be like you fighting Tren Krom right n-Greg punched Tren Krom in the face.Tren Krom: Ow.

Not sure if this was intentional or not, but Tren Krom saying "Ow" finished the "now" he was going to say. Clever, if it was intentional, awesome anyway if it wasn't. And the Ussanui made me laugh as well. :)

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From what I remember about Another DITLOGF, basically they were escaping on either ROFLchopters or helicopters as the mods detonated the old topic, and there was an enormous chain of characters hanging on to each other's hands that formed a really vivid mental image in my head. Takanuva was at the end of the chain.

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Tren Krom: No. Tren Krom eating something inedible would be completely out of character and unexpected. It would be like you fighting Tren Krom right n- Greg punched Tren Krom in the face. Tren Krom: Ow.

Not sure if this was intentional or not, but Tren Krom saying "Ow" finished the "now" he was going to say. Clever, if it was intentional, awesome anyway if it wasn't. And the Ussanui made me laugh as well. :)
I didn't notice that, good eye! Completely unintentional, that is funny though. I wanted to make another Ussanui reference after I read through the old topic and saw a joke about Takanuva saying the Rahkshi were his property now and he could do what he wanted, including make a motorcycle out of them.

From what I remember about Another DITLOGF, basically they were escaping on either ROFLchopters or helicopters as the mods detonated the old topic, and there was an enormous chain of characters hanging on to each other's hands that formed a really vivid mental image in my head. Takanuva was at the end of the chain.

I do remember that! I was wondering what it was from, thanks for reminding me. :) New chapter tomorrow, hold onto your hats!

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This is pretty funny and quite random...

Thanks! Glad you liked it. It is pretty random but hopefully not too much so.

ADITLOG is back? YES!! Wait... wouldn't a more appropriate subtitle be NEWer AND EXCITING?

I thought about that but I really liked the sound of NEW AND EXCITING still.

Greg: That’d disgusting.

UH-OH!
Good catch, I went ahead and fixed that. EDIT: Cool, we're a hot topic! Edited by Fresh Makuta of Bel-Air

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Chapter 3: 28 Gregs Later As Icarax slammed the door and ran away horrified, Carapar finally returned from the gym. Carapar: What did you do to him? Greg: I guess we’ll never know. :mellow: Carapar: …and that’s when I decided not to mess with Greg’s office anymore! Binkmeister: Greg, you realize that you’re actually supposed to do things here, right? Greg: Of course, but so far I’ve had to clean my office and actually get here. Binkmeister: Well that’s going to change. Remember the web seri- Tren Krom: THE WEB CEREALS HAVE RETURNED? TREN KROM DESIRES TO CHECK THE BOX FOR TOYS. Greg: Tren no, the web seria – wait haven’t we been over this? Tren Krom: TREN KROM FOUND A TOY PEN IN THE WEB CEREAL. HOW DISAPPOINTING. Greg: …what box is that from? Tren Krom: THE ONE THAT SAYS ‘WEB SERIAL’. GREG SPELLED IT WRONG, ALSO THE CEREAL TASTES LIKE PAPER. Binkmeister: He just ate the storyline again, didn’t he? Greg: Well it’s Chapter 3. He had to eat something of consequence. Takanuva: Truthfully I’m surprised it took this long. Binkmeister: Well now we need new ideas Greg. Chop chop! Greg: Oh come on. There’s still fish in my desk and Miserix is refusing to leave. Miserix: I’m staging an “Occupy Greg’s Office” protest. 99% of the storyline is written by 1% of the Gregs. Greg: There’s way more than 100 Gregs in the world but you have fun with that. I’m going to go to the story lab. Binkmeister: The story lab? But Greg, that hasn’t been opened in years! Greg: Well I guess we’re just going to have to open it. Greg moseyed down the hall, galumphed down the stairs, and halted in front of the giant steel door that blocked the way into the story lab. He tried to open the door but it didn’t budge. Greg: Well this is inconvenient. Now we have to go find a key. Takanuva kicked in the door. Greg: Takanuva, that was made of steel! :o Takanuva: No, it was made out of cardboard covered in tinfoil. Seriously, this looks like Hewkii made it. Hewkii: Yeah! Hafu: Nope! Another Hafu original! Binkmeister: Why would you be proud of this? Hafu: Leave me alone! :crying: Hafu ran crying up the stairs. Greg: So can we go in now? Takanuva: No one’s stopping you. Greg walked in and turned on the light. There were several test tubes filled with various Bionicle creatures. The Piraka sat in the corner playing blackjack. Zaktan: Hit me! Tren Krom: VERY WELL. Tren Krom flailed a tentacle at Zaktan and sent him flying into the wall. He died. BZPower members prepared their memorial signatures, but then they remembered that Zaktan was kind of mean and probably wasn’t worth it. Greg: Oh come on! I needed him for the story! Tren Krom: AND ZAKTAN NEEDED TREN KROM TO HIT HIM. Greg: Well we still have five Piraka left. Binkmeister: Plus all these test tubes. Greg: Hmm… Takanuva: Why don’t we just put them all together? Greg: I’m considering it. Takanuva: I was being sarcastic. Seriously, why just combine them all? Greg: Well they’re pretty insignificant by themselves, like everyone I’ve combined using energized protodermis. Takanuva: Well, that’s tr – HEY WAIT! http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/angry.png Teridax: Takanuva! I’ve got you…under my skin! The cardboard door fell on Teridax and broke his armor. Teridax: I kind of stink at this whole “door” concept. Teridax’s mist floated away. Takanuva: He really does. Why doesn’t he just get a regular door and just put a bunch of locks on it? Tren Krom: TREN KROM DOES NOT NEED TO, BUT HE ENJOYS USING THE HANDICAPPED DOOR BUTTONS. IT IS LIKE HE HAS TELEKINETIC POWER OVER DOORS. Greg: But Tren, you do have telekinetic power over doors. Tren Krom: OH YEAH. MY PLAYFUL BUTTON PUSHING IS RENDERED USELESS. Greg: Don’t be sad. Come on now, help throw these test tubes into this vat of energized protodermis. Tren Krom started flailing his tentacles about and throwing test tubes into protodermis like a pink tentacled tilt-a-whirl. Greg: Alright, what else should we throw in there? Icarax: B-b-b-b-bacon strips! http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/cool.png Greg: Well I don’t see why not but – wait, what are you doing here? Icarax: I saw Teridax’s essence floating around and figured I’d come down here. By the way, huge protest in your office. It’s like they know about all of the coffee creamer you’ve been taking from the lounge. Greg: There’s no way they know about the coffee creamer I definitely haven’t stolen. Besides, it’s company property! Even if someone were to take it, not me of course, they would be within their – Icarax: Greg, we all know it’s you. Binkmeister: Yeah, it’s fairly obvious. Greg: Oh come on! Fine Icarax, we’ll add some bacon. Icarax: Stellar. Tren Krom: AND LET’S ADD THESE PIRAKA, BECAUSE WHY NOT? Hakann: Well, it was nice knowing you guys. Vezok: Not really. You guys were kind of inconsiderate. Thok: Are we ever going to finish this blackjack game? Tren Krom: NOPE. Tren Krom threw the five remaining Piraka into the vat of energized protodermis. Then they added a special ingredient to the concoction – Chemical X. WUH-BLAAAAAAAA Thus, the Pale Skinned Being was born! Using his mind control powers, he unites people to fight crime and the forces of whoever he dislikes! Pale Skinned Being: I AM COMPLEEEEEEETE! Jack Black: :upset: Greg: Can I help you? This comedy has to be appropriate. Jack Black: Sorry. Jack Black left, hoping everyone would understand that reference. Pale Skinned Being: Wow! How great to be alive! Greg: Yeah sorry there’s been a mistake. You’re supposed to be gold. Pale Skinned Being: …what? Greg: Yeah…Tren, kill him. Tren Krom: TREN KROM SHALL KILL. Pale Skinned Being: Wait really? Why is this necessary? :bigeek: Binkmeister: Actually yeah. Isn’t there anything else we can do? Greg: I have a solution. Remember that tanning bed upstairs? Binkmeister: The one Carapar used when he was originally our white set? Greg: Ye – wait really? :huh: Carapar: …and that’s how I learned how to GTL! Greg: Sorry? Carapar: Gym, tan, laundry. Come on Greg. Don’t you watch Jersey Shore? Greg: Nope. Carapar: Oh come on! Everyone else does, right? Takanuva: Nope. Tren Krom: SNOOKI IS MY HOMEGIRL. Binkmeister: Never! Hewkii: Yeah! :uhuh: Carapar: Forget you guys. I’m going to hang out with people who know how to be cool. Tren Krom: WAIT. TREN KROM IS COOL! :cry: Greg: Ignore him. Come on guys, to the tanning bed! Takanuva picked up the Pale Skinned Being, threw him through the six floors above them, and into the tanning bed. Pale Skinned Being: Wait! I don’t have any suntan lotion! Takanuva: Not even Mata Nui can be your suntan lotion now. :evilgrin: SLAM--- The Pale Skinned Being woke up. He was now the burned skin being. Pale Skinned Being: LET ME OUT OF HERE! :OMG: Greg: What’s the password? Pale Skinned Being: PLEASE LET ME OUT I’M GOING TO BURN MORE IN HERE! Greg: Exactly right! Greg released the latch on the tanning bed and out came the sunburned Pale Skinned Being. Burned Skin Being: OW! Seriously, do you realize that you could have just given me skin cancer? Tren Krom slithered in the door with a fake tan, a six pack, and spiked tentacles. Tren Krom: GET CRAZY, GET WILD. HOORAY FOR THE JERSEY SHORE. Carapar: …and that’s how I made Tren Krom a reality TV show star! Tren Krom: LIKE THE KARDASHIANS, EXCEPT TREN KROM HAS A REASON TO BE FAMOUS. Burned Skin Being: Seriously, you all will pay for this! You will pay! The Burned Skin Being used his power of mind control to possess the Occupy Greg’s Office protest. The angry masses moved toward Greg angrily. Icarax: Kill the skin-burner! Miserix: Slay the sunburn bringer! Bordakh: Pacify the sun poisoning poisoner! Ahkmou: Assault the angry alliteration activator! Hewkii: Yeah! Greg: Tren, make your way to the Escalade! We’re getting out! Tren Krom: TREN KROM DOESN’T HAVE MUCH OF A WAY WITH WORDS, SO I’LL JUST SAY YOU’RE GOING TO DIE. Greg: Not you too! Greg moonwalked out the window and flapped his arms desperately. Icarax: Still doesn’t work! Greg: Oh yeah? Greg deployed a wing suit and flew down to the Escalade. He got in and saw Matau in the back seat. Matau: Kill the skin-burner! Greg: Get out! Get out! Ahhhh! :OMG: Matau: Nah I’m just messing with you. I had to make sure you weren’t a spy for the devil. Greg: Alright, thanks, but you’re still a nutcase. Matau: Am I? Come on, to the DEVIL BUNKER! Greg drove off and Matau stopped him at the end of the parking lot. There was a jungle gym from the Lego daycare playground on the side of the road. Matau: In here! Matau crawled through the bars and curled up in a ball. Greg: Seriously? This is a thing? :annoyed: Matau: It’s the only way! It has a geodesic pattern to protect us from the devil. Greg: Actually all jungle gyms look like this. Matau: Who do you think made them? Greg: …not you? Matau: Ahh, you got me. Hafu: It was another Hafu original! Greg: Probably not you either. Greg, Hafu, and Matau hunkered in the jungle gym as the possessed beings circled. Matau: Wait, let me draw the anti-devil markings. Matau drew a sign that said “No possessed people allowed in here!” and put it on the jungle gym. Tren Krom: PREPARE TO FACE DEATH, SKIN BURNER. Matau: Hey, read the sign! You can’t come in here! Tren Krom: MY APOLOGIES. Tren Krom slithered away. Greg: No seriously, how did that work? Matau: I am a magician. Greg: I said I was being serious. Matau: I’m pretty serious. Anyway, this is the part in zombie movies where I turn on the radio. Hafu: The radio? Come on, this is 2011. Matau: Ahh, you got me. It’s an iPhone 4S. Siri, how do you cure sunburns? Greg: And mind control! Hafu: And head lice! Greg: Stay away from me! Siri: I’m sorry, I can’t answer that question. There was too much background noise. Matau: Guys, shut up! Siri, how do you cure sunburns? Siri: How should I know? Matau: Thanks Siri! Onewa walked up, seemingly unaffected by the mind control. Onewa: Hey guys! I heard you were trying to cure sunburn! Have some aloe! Matau: Aloe is from the dev- Greg: Thanks! Hey Burned Skin Being! I have the cure. Burned Skin Being: Really? Thanks. The Burned Skin Being put aloe on its sunburn, and all was well. Golden Skinned Being: That’s so much better! Thanks Greg! Greg: No problem, so stop trying to kill me? Golden Skinned Being: Very well. The mind control stopped. Icarax: Yeah, sorry about that Greg. Greg: No worries. By the way, go back upstairs to your office. Icarax wept at the thought and ran off screaming into the sunset. Greg: So, about the serials… Golden Skinned Being: Already on it. I wrote them all for you. Greg: Alright, sweet! Thanks Golden Skinned Being! You’re the best. Matau: Is the Golden Skinned Being the best, or is he the DEVIL!? Will Siri answer my questions? Why did Onewa have the cure for sunburn? Ending Guy: Will you stop taking my job? :burnmad: Find out next time in Chapter 4!

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Matau and his Satan paranoia is starting to get annoying. Actually, I don't remember him acting like this in the original series...

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Matau and his Satan paranoia is starting to get annoying. Actually, I don't remember him acting like this in the original series...

In the original series I think he showed up once to park cars in the first chapter. He did have more of a role in this chapter than in the others solely because of the Zombie movie-ish theme, so you'll see much less of him in the future.

On the flip side, I rather enjoyed Matau. The whole part with Greg, Matau, and Hafu under the jungle gym was actually pretty funny, though now I'm having the urge to write a Bionice Zombie Apocalypse comedy. -ibrow

Glad you liked it. He did show up a lot so it's probably going to be a hit or miss thing depending on who I ask. Originally I thought of giving Matau an actual bunker but there was less potential for humor there. A Bionicle zombie apocalypse comedy has some potential. When I planned out this chapter there was originally going to be a section styled after 28 Weeks Later's hilariously bad containment for zombies but it would have been too long and didn't really fit in. There's a lot of material there though.

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Well, would have posted this morning, but school and such so didn't. Very good chapter and such. At least the origin of the its golden skin is now explained... -Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

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Two words. Awe-Some. You are a genius, Seriously, how do you come up with all this?

Matau: Wait, let me draw the anti-devil markings.Matau drew a sign that said “No possessed people allowed in here!” and put it on the jungle gym.

My favourite part. Genius, pore and simple genius. Matau was awesomely hilarious, as well as TREN KROM Awesome! MTL
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Well, would have posted this morning, but school and such so didn't. Very good chapter and such. At least the origin of the its golden skin is now explained... -Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

Glad you enjoyed it. Chapter 4 (when I get it done) won't be as random of a nonsensical adventure as the last two. It'll still be funny, regardless of no zombie outbreaks or quests for revenge.

Hey Fresh! Long time no see, it's good to see A Day in the Life of GregF revived and you still haven't lost that sense of humour. :) Keep up the good work, and I hope my search for coffee is still ongoing. ;) - Zaktansnake

Thanks for saying that. I've changed a lot since the first A Day in the Life so any sign that I'm still making people laugh is good news to me. Also, thanks for reminding me about your coffee quest. I'm going to have to look through the old thread to figure out what happened with it.

Two words. Awe-Some. You are a genius, Seriously, how do you come up with all this?

Matau: Wait, let me draw the anti-devil markings.Matau drew a sign that said “No possessed people allowed in here!” and put it on the jungle gym.

My favourite part. Genius, pore and simple genius. Matau was awesomely hilarious, as well as TREN KROM Awesome! MTL
Mostly trial and error. If you were to look through the Comedies forum archives (please don't do this, it's embarassing) you could see some of my earlier work which is just awful. After a while you start to realize what works and what doesn't. It helps that I grew up a little too; most of my older comedies would make me laugh but the humor used was incomprehensible to anyone else. Once I figured that out the first Day in the Life went spectacularly and everything sort of flowed from there. Glad you like the jungle gym. It turned out a lot better than an actual bunker. Also: the first related image of this topic. And it's an unfortunate one. professor-farnsworth.gif Bad news everyone! (You know you read it in the professor's voice.) Thanks to the next two days being utterly unacceptable in terms of workload, Chapter 4 likely won't be Thursday. There's a small chance of it but I wouldn't bet money on it. Friday or Saturday are much more likely.

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professor-farnsworth.gif Bad news everyone! (You know you read it in the professor's voice.)

I read it in his usual cheery voice, just like he says that line (no matter WHAT kind of news it is).As for still making people laugh... So far (please don't have me executed for heresy), I would say that this is BETTER than the original. ~puts on flame-retardant suit~
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No, I agree completely. This is better than the last one to me as well. No need to fear any flames from me. :P And now, after plenty of delays... Chapter 4: Gregarious Greg moonwalked back to his office to work on the story serials when he remembered that the Golden Skinned Being wrote them already. Greg: No more serials? What do I do now? Greg realized for the first time in ages that he could relax at work. He went to his computer and started playing Grand Theft Auto. Meanwhile, Tren Krom realized it had been a while since he checked his Facebrick account. Tren Krom: GREG TREN KROM MUST USE YOUR COMPUTER CONSOLE. Greg: Tren, stop! I’m robbing a bank! Tren Krom: GREG SURRENDER THE MOUSE. Greg: Tren, let go! You’re being a child! Tren Krom: TREN MUST CHECK AND SEE IF HE HAS RECEIVED FRIEND REQUESTS FROM BEAUTIFUL GA-MATORAN. Greg: Look, step off punk! I’s reppin GTA and don’t got time for games. Son you ain’t getting no friend requests you a goofy lookin Doc Ock lookin nobody! Tren Krom: GREG…THAT HURTS ME. Greg: GUNS WILL BUST PUNK! http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/angry.png Tren Krom slithered away bawling as Binkmeister entered the room. Binkmeister: Greg, what are you- Greg: FIGHT THE POWER! Binkmeister: Greg, snap out of it. Playing Grand Theft Auto doesn’t make you an actual gangster. Greg: But it says on the box- Binkmeister: Look Greg. I don’t have time for games. Binkmeister jumped over Greg’s desk and grabbed him by the throat. Binkmeister: WHERE’S HARVEY DENT?! Greg: Huh…what? Binkmeister: WHERE’S DENT?! TELL ME! Greg: What are you - Binkmeister: Your worst nightmare. Greg: Binky…you know that playing Batman: Arkham City doesn’t actually make you the Batman, right? Binkmeister: It’s the game I deserve, but not the one I need to play right now? Greg: Whatever. Binkmeister: So what are you doing? I’m paying you a lot of Trident Layers to write web serials and answer questions. Greg: The Golden Skinned Being took care of the serials. This is good gum though. Binkmeister: So what should you be doing now? Greg: … Binkmeister: … Greg: Grand Theft – Binkmeister: NO! Answer questions! There’s probably billions of them backed up. Greg opened his inbox on BZPower. His computer exploded. Binkmeister: See? This is what happens when you buy from Fujitsu. Greg: No, I think that would have destroyed any computer. Binkmeister: So your BZPower inbox is essentially out of commission. Greg: Essentially it exploded on my desk, so yeah. <_< Binkmeister: If that’s the case you have one option: Facebrick. Greg: Oh come on! Facebrick? Isn’t that the site where preteens and garage bands hang out and no one else goes there? Binkmeister: No, that’s MetruSpace. Greg: Oh. So I guess it’s the one that people use to hear stupid things from athletes and actors? Binkmeister: No, that’s Lhitter, the “140 character or less” site created by Lhikan to post about surfing. Greg: Oh okay, so this must be the middle ground. Binkmeister: Seriously Greg? You’re getting old. Greg: Am not! I still go out dancing at the discos listening to new gangster rap music such as Sugarhill Gang and the Beastie Boys! Binkmeister: Stop it Greg, you’re going to make me cry. Make an account and answer some questions! Greg: Yes sir. Greg went to facebrick on his iPhone and went to create an account. First he put in his email. Greg: Okay, no worries. iPhone: Please create a password. Greg created a password. Greg: This isn’t so bad, I don’t see why people worry so much about their personal information on here. iPhone: Great. Now we can find you some friends! Please enter your occupation, home address, work address, alma mater, high school, middle school, preferred coffee flavor, blood type, a small hair sample, interests, allergies, phone number, known affiliates, and social security number. Greg: Uh… :unsure: Binkmeister: DO IT. Greg typed in all of the information. iPhone: You’re almost done. Please provide a valid birth certificate and six proofs of residence for the listed home address. Greg: Well that’s not too much to ask. I’ll just go ahead and put this in. iPhone: Great! One more step before we activate your profile: please fax your firstborn child to Mark Zuckerberg. Greg: WHAT?! Binkmeister: Well that’s a complication. Greg: I’m not giving my daughter to Mark Zuckerberg. I need some sort of placeholder. Hafu: Dad! :biggrin: Greg: Son! :biggrin: Greg picked up Hafu and shoved him in the Fax machine. Greg: That’ll show him to falsely claim that we’re related. Binkmeister: That’s pretty cold blooded man. Greg: Well I want to answer questions! Ooh, I already have sixty buddy requests. Let’s see these requests…hmm…Steven, Bobby, Patrick, Richard, Beuford, Dinkleberg, Cyril, Tren BiWinning Krom, and Carapar CharlieSheening Barraki. I know which two I’m declining! Greg saw a new post on his Facebrick wall. It was from Bobby. Bobby: Mr. Farshtey, how are things? I was wondering if you could tell me when Bionicle would return. Greg replied: Greg: Sorry Bobby, Bionicle isn’t planned to return for years. We’re still providing high quality serials and there’s plenty of fan support for it. Bobby: I’ve read the new serials, and they’re awful! Greg: Wait, really? I have to go check this out. Greg went to bioniclestory.com and read the new Powers that Be serial. --- Pohatu Nuva waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Kestora in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Kopaka Nuva were not listened to, and now it was too late. Far too late for now anyway. Pohatu was a Toa for thousands of years. When he was young, he watched the Red Star and he said to Onewa: “I want to go on the Red Star Onewa!”. Onewa said “NO! You will be KILL by Kestora!” There was a time when he believed him. Then as Pohatu got oldered, he stopped. But now in the Red Star Base of the Great Spirits, he knew there were Kestora. “This is Kopaka!” the radio crackered. “You must fight the Kestora!” So Pohatu gotted his Rotooka disk launcher and blew up The Wall. “He is going to kill us!” said the Kestora. “I will shoot at him!” said the other Kestora and he fired the Mydak rocket missile. Pohatu Rotooka’d at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell, and they were trapped and unable to kill. “I have to get up!” Pohatu said. “I have to fight the Kestora!” “No Pohatu,” said Kopaka. “You are the Kestora!” And then, Pohatu was Mavrah. --- Greg: Wow, that was atrocious. Bobby: See? Greg: Look at this helpful feedback I’ve received from a fan. Isn’t technology great? Tren Krom whimpered his way back into the room. Tren Krom: GREG PLEASE ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST. :begging: Greg: No Greg, it’s unprofessional. Besides, look at your profile. Tren Krom looked at his BlackBerry and saw his profile. His profile pictures were all edited with six-pack abs photoshopped over his gelatinous middle pinkness. His past seven updates were all “LIKE FOR TREN KROM’S HONEST OPINION OF YOU” with zero likes. One of his seven friends actually hacked into the site to dislike the status. Tren Krom: IT’S JUST SO SAAAAAAD. :crying: Greg: Tren no. I can’t add you on here. It’s a work page. Tren Krom: THEN PLEASE ADD CARAPAR. Carapar swaggered in the door. Carapar: …and that’s how I got Greg to be my Facebrick friend! Greg: …we aren’t Facebrick friends. I don’t even consider you a real life friend. Actually, who are you? Carapar: Don’t hate just because of my fly profile. I got 1,078 friends baby! Woo! All of them are women. Greg: Then why do you want to add me? Carapar: I still don’t fully understand Teridax’s plan and wanted to ask you online. Teridax: Me neither. I had something after the “BOOM, PLANET HEADSHOT!” but I think I lost it. Greg: Well why don’t you add him? Carapar: He’s not a girl. Greg: Neither am I. Actually, why can't you just ask me face to face? I'm right here. Carapar: Oh whatever. Fine Greg. I don’t even need your Facebrick friendship! Carapar and Tren Krom both ran screaming from the room, sobbing all the way down the hall. They went to the human resources office. Tren Krom: AXONN YOU HAVE TO HELP US, GREG WON’T ADD US ON FACEBRICK. Axonn: Oh, you silly geese! We have a strict “no Facebrick” policy here at Lego. :) Tren Krom: BUT GREG HAS ONE AUTHORIZED BY BINKMEISTER. Axonn: Ah-ah-ah! That’s for professional purposes. We don’t allow pictures of our employees out partying or people with middle names based off of Charlie Sheen. :) Tren Krom: BUT “BI-WINNING” IS MY MIDDLE NAME. Axonn: I’m sure it is! Run along now! :) Axonn slid Tren Krom out of the office on his axe, and closed the door. Carapar: Greg can’t get away with this. We have to have him as our friend! Tren Krom: AGREED. GREG SHALL PAY FOR HIS HERESY! Tren Krom began charging a giant laser beam in his mouth. Carapar: No! If Greg dies then this comedy ends at four chapters. We need to find a hacker. Tren Krom: INDEED. PERHAPS AXONN CAN USE HIS AXE TO HACK THROUGH THE INNERTUBES AND ADD US ON GREG’S FACEBRICK. Carapar: Axonn? Please. He smiles after every sentence, there’s no way he could be edgy enough to hack the internet. All of the television screens in Times Square suddenly changed to pictures of Axonn. But Carapar didn’t see that, because he wasn’t there. Carapar: Nah, we have to go to Nuparu. He knows what to do. Tren Krom and Carapar galumphed down the steps and barrel rolled into Nuparu’s IT office. Carapar: Nuparu! We need you to hack the internet again! Nuparu: No Carapar. I told you those days were over. Carapar: But it’s to get Greg back for all the evils he’s committed against you. Nuparu: Greg? Well why didn’t you say so? :sly: --- Greg was playing Grand Theft Auto on his repaired computer, running over pedestrians like Ray Lewis runs over everyone on a football field. He then remembered that he needed to check his questions from fans. Then, things went horribly wrong. Greg’s profile picture had been edited to say “this guy isn’t cool” and had vast amounts of MS Paint sprayed on facial hair. He had become a fan of Mega Bloks, Justin Bieber, tween wave, world hunger, poverty, and Kevin Bacon. He was also friends with Carapar and Tren Krom now. Greg: Tren! You’ve gone too far this time. Binkmeister: No Greg, you’ve gone too far this time! Greg: Look, this clearly wasn’t – Binkmeister: This is VERY unprofessional. That is a fake beard, Mega Bloks are our rival, tween wave sounds like garbage, world hunger is horrible as is poverty, and why of all people Kevin Bacon? Just the Justin Bieber fanpage has irritated enough of your friends on this account. Sure enough, Greg saw in the signatures of BZPower members that 92% of teenagers listened to Justin Bieber while only 8% stood out from the crowd and didn’t listen to the Biebs. Binkmeister: Your account is removed from the internet. I fixed up your BZPower account so you can get back on there. Maybe rewrite those serials too, Golden Skinned Being is awful at them. You sicken me Greg. You truly sicken me. Greg: But surely you must realize this is completely unfair. Binkmeister turned around. Binkmeister: No…this is JUSTICE. :closedeyes: Binkmeister jumped out the window and spread his arms wide, deploying a cloak. He glided back into the building. Tren Krom: TREN KROM FEELS BAD. Carapar: I really don’t. Ah well. Ending Guy: Is Binkmeister the hero Lego deserves but not the one it needs right now? WHERE’S DENT!? Will Hafu enjoy his new life with Mark Zuckerberg? Find out in Chapter 5!

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No, I agree completely. This is better than the last one to me as well. No need to fear any flames from me. :P

Oh, I didn't mean flames from YOU. I meant flames from die hard ADITLOGF1 fans.Also, consequently, I was watching The Social Network when I read this chapter. Coincidence? I don't believe in them.Also first. Edited by Ice the Great
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So will this comedy have a giant pit of fire? I do not have a FaceBook FaceBrick account either. Zuckerburg, my soul you will not have! Grand Theft Auto? Silly Greg. RPG's are where it is at. The Golden Skinned Being makes worse comedies than a 1 Post Noobs who reuse old jokes until the jokes want to die.... wait, are you telling me that wasn't a comedy? Another good chapter and can't wait for more. -Toa Levacius Zevhvor :flagusa:

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