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[-]0012.gifWill you cut it out with your little Hate Parade??

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[???]: Be the NPC0024.gifWell that was an interesting thing that just happened.

[NPC]::::0025.gifBut you're certain it has no relevance in THE PLOT.

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[NPC]: So do you have a name, or ... ?0027.gifNo. Shhhh. Stop. You can't miss a single solitary second of this.

[NPC]: Pleasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeee??0028.gifYes there okay that's it

[benderduck]: Fine, whatever.0029.gif

[benderduck]: Enter cheat code to reveal actual name0030.gifOkay, okay. That Bunderbutt Commonbite stuff would've probably gotten old quickly so it's cool.[becca]: Get pestered!0031.gif[becca]::::0032.gif[becca]::::0033.gif[becca]::::0034.gif[becca]: Answer0035.gifOh yeah, dinner time already, isn't it?[becca]: Cease pestering0036.gifNo more cannibalistic than if she were a real fish!

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  • 5 weeks later...

[becca]: Name the fish0037.gifMay I introduceHER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE PRINCESS MILTON, GLORIOUS AND TERRIBLEYou usually just call her Milton, and maybe "Her Highness" on days when she's feeling particular.She dines on FINEST of plastic building bricks twice daily. Otherwise, she bides her time trying to follow you wherever you go, or watching high-quality television programs. She seems especially interested in shows involving blue dogs with self-inking pawpads and talking household objects, and makes sure there's shells to pay whenever you forget to turn the TV on.You can't remember how you got Milton into her tank; it's possible she's always been there. You're hoping she doesn't grow or anything.[becca]::::0038.gifAs far as giant plastic temperamental angelfish go, she's pretty much the most FANTASTIC one ever.[becca]: Search room for goodies0039.gifYou don't need to search for the goodies! You've tastefully placed every single item you love on display, to keep yourself from forgetting that you own them! It really sucks when you have to dust, though.[becca]: Style yo' gears, guuuurl!0040.gifYou always have this BURNING desire to check your face and primp your hair and gears at LEAST twice an hour. This is strange, though, because your hair is just a BIG CHUNK OF PLASTIC, and so are the gears! You never have a hair out of place. Literally.[becca]: Show Us One of Your Favourite Animes0041.gifThis is your FAVORITE ANIME of all the definitive animes from Animeland. Look at these beautiful young women and their gorgeous flowing multicolored hair amid fluttering shojou rose pedals. They are all princesses and they can all KICK BOOTIE. You can't remember a time when you didn't have the lovely ladies of Sailor Moon to guide you through matters of love, friendship, morality, feminism, looking hot, and punishing bad guys and gals in the name of the moon!You're pretty sure Sailor Venus is your favorite, but you wish you could be Sailor Neptune, and you're definitely in love with Sailor Uranus. Not in love as in you really admire her; in love as in if she were real, you'd definitely ask her out. Her elegant decline would be inevitable but still make it all worthwhile.[becca]: Stare at screens that are in room0042.gifOh yeah! Before you were interrupted, you were deeply engrossed in the hilarious and clever antics of THESE PEOPLE, who are always up to something fantastically confusing and may or may not even be REAL. You didn't start the fire these seemingly-live video feeds on the monitors, but they ARE the whole reason you've set up camp in this particular room. Keeping track of all the intimate details of their lives is pretty much your current basis of existence.These people are just TOO COOL FOR WHATEVER SCHOOL IS[becca]::::0043.gifThere's something familiar about them that ...[becca]::::0044.gifYou're pretty sure you could've been friends with them in real life or something!But that's just ANOTHER FANGIRL DREAM ~

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  • 3 months later...

[becca]: Contemplate weird whiteboard0045.gifOh yeah! It's about time you actually updated.There's been so many fantastic interactions lately, you've barely had the chance to analyze the data properly.

[becca]: Holy macadamia nuts is that a shipping chart0046.gifN-no! It's a completely scientific and in-depth study on the matters of sociometry!This is SERIOUS BUSINESS.... but it does have major themes involving romance, yes.

[becca]: What's that hidden under the table? 0047.gif0047b.gif0047c.gifBefore you update your ship- ... er, observations, you need your trusty box of markers.

[becca]: Go look at that shipping chart 0048.gifHere it is: your life's work, your center of a joy in this frigid place. You have invested days ... no, weeks ... actually, MONTHS, into this life-size spreadsheet. You even developed your own system for ...Wait.

[becca]: omg make new and exciting ships0049.gifIt looks like.Somebody else.ALREADY DID.

[becca]: Activate territorial side0050.gifAffirmative. Target in sight.[becca]::::0051.gif

halcyonHoliness (HH) began aggravating jocularAddendum (JA) at 10:40 PSTHH: OH MY GODHH: WHAT EVENHH: I meanHH: AGAIN???????HH: We talkeddddddddd abouttttt thisssssssssHH: If you want your own whiteboard then take one from one of the offices okay??HH: OmgHH: OMGHH: DID YOU USE PERMANENT MARKER AGAINJA: Yes. C:

[becca]: Be the other guy0052.gifRetreat is the best idea at the moment, yes.

Omg you can totally submit commands for this mysterious dude here.

 

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[???]: Well, that was fun0053.gif0053b.gifOh. The fun has just begun. You have big plans. Jumbo plans. Plans that will be jotted down in PERMANENT MARKER.[???]: Put the plan into action0054.gifShe'll be coming for you any second. She will do whatever she can to stop your brilliant plans. All of them.[???]: RUN NOW WHILE YOU CAN0055.gifThis is also a good plan yes.[???]: Dont cause any more trouble0056.gifTrouble? You?Never.[???]: OTP 4 LYFE0057.gifDang skippy, son. OTP Representin in the hizindustrial laboratory complex.[???]: OH NO HERE SHE COMES0058.gif0058b.gif0058c.gif0058d.gif0058e.gifYou perform a standard NINJA WALL KICK to evade detection.[???]: Cease running, play cookie game0059.gifYou never stopped playing. Grandma's cookies are irresistible, and clicking on those fat chunked beauties is an unavoidable pleasure. You find yourself clicking them everywhere - in the bathroom, in the shower, in bed. Sometimes you stay up all night just clicking by yourself over and over. You can't stay away from her round treats.They're simply too delicious.[???]: Enter name0060.gifPerfect.[Ninja Mcpirate]: Enter real name.0061.gifFine. Your name is Robert Cox. You just go by Ninja Mcpirate for short.

You can make Ninja McPirate dance to your twisted whims by submitting commands here.

NoNoNoNoNonNO


You misunderstood me


You didn't hear what I said


You're not listening LIKE MOST AMERICANS


-Arin Hanson

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