Jamags Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 (edited) So, yeah. I felt like making a comedy about the Order of Mata Nui. Considering I've already got another comedy and I'm planning a third, this won't be updated too regularly. Character list: Helryx: Has a tendency to overreact to everything. Loves destroying stuff, and smashing people's faces in with her mace. Axonn: Pretty much normal in terms of personality. Everyone who meets him has a strange urge to attack or outdo him, and always fail miserably. Brutaka: They talk about themselves in the plural for some reason. They don't like Axonn, and continually play pranks on him. They also often say and do very strange things. Jerbraz: Loves to startle people, but always gets annoyed when someone brings up his invisibility. Sometimes pretends to be a ghost, which really weirds everyone out. Vezon: It's Vezon. Do you need any more information? Johmak: Able to split into a bunch of small shards and reform at will, she tends to materialize in the middle of things at random moments. Krakua: Likes to play loud music, and generally acts like an annoying teenager. Mostly loud music, though. Tobduk: Overly violent, often kills Makuta in particularly painful ways. Trinuma: Constantly does annoying, bothersome things to people, and then makes them still like him using his Mask of Charisma. Botar: An unintelligent brute, Botar constantly tries to take people to the pit. Hydraxon: Botar's more intelligent but less skilled comrade in irrationally arresting people for no particular reason. Umbra: Axonn's annoying next-door neighbor, a nerdy fanboy, that constantly makes references (Note the last sentence of the quote at the top) to popular franchises.Chapter 1 Helryx: Alright people. I want to knock something's head off. Therefore, I'm doing it to this Makuta. Tobduk: KILL! KILL! KILL! Mutran: Help... Me... Helryx: *Knocks his head off* Tobduk: YAY! Axonn: That was kind of fun, but can we go do something useful now? Hydraxon: Useful? Like putting you scum in THE PIT? Botar: BOTAR HALP HYDRAXON! Axonn: ... Hydraxon: A quiet one, eh? I'll take you on, quiet or otherwise! *Fires Cordak Blaster* Axonn: *Dodges and smashes him over the head with his axe* Botar: AXE MAN HURT HYDRAXON! BOTAR HURT AXE MAN! Helryx: *Hits him over the head with mace* Why did we hire these two again? Brutaka: We are a pretty butterfly! Helryx: Why, thank you Brutaka. That explains... Absolutely nothing. Brutaka: WE CAN SWING OUR SWORD BECAUSE IT IS AN ELEPHANT! Axonn: ... Brutaka: Oooh! Axonn! We like to make Axonn annoyed! Axonn: Can I go back to Voya Nui yet? Helryx: Mind if I come with you? Brutaka: We can sail Axonn's boat through the sea of lollipops! Axonn: Yes. Brutaka: Lollipop wave! Candy for everyone! Helryx: Then no, you can't go back. Brutaka: All our friends and Axonn stay with the pretty unicorn island in the sky! Axonn: *Sigh* Brutaka: Yay! we have stolen Axonn's axe? But what will we do with it? We don't know, so we'll just give it back. Axonn: ... Edited August 12, 2013 by Jamags Quote "I've got a dramatic pose, a dramatic background, and a dramatic sunset. Now get me some dramatic music!" - MeCredit to Matoran Onknu and Takuma Nuva for sprites used in avatar and signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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