That Feel

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That feel

When

You’re hanging in the air

Free falling

And there’s like

Wind or air or something I don’t know

Hitting your face

And like there’s water beneath you or something

And it’s like rushing closer I guess?

Oh and by the way you’re Nick Cage

And you just jumped off a boat

Because you’re actually Ben Gates

And

You stole the Declaration of Independence but got caught

Why’d you use a credit card Nick

WHY

 

That feel

When

You strike the water with all the grace of a rhino in a classy antique store

That’s on a fancy street with a dumb French name

Because you’re Nick Cage

Nick Cage is always classy

 

That feel

When

You can’t see anything and you don’t know where you are

Because you’re in the freaking Hudson River that thing’s got more pollution than

Something with a lot of pollution

And you’re like

Drowning

But Nick Cage never drowns because Nick Cage cannot die

Except if the bees get to him

But there’s no bees here because bees don’t like water

And you’re

You know

Underwater

 

That feel

When

Some cool dude working for your enemy grabs you because he can see somehow

And swims twenty feet away and surfaces

And somehow the two dozen helicopters don’t see him

So that’s cool you guess

 

That feel

When

He’s like “Welcome to New Jersey Ben”

And you’re like “My name’s not Ben it’s Nick and I don’t want to be in New Jersey”

But you don’t really have a choice

But hey at least you got rid of those tools from the FBI

What’s their deal anyway