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A SCOTSMAN WHO CAN’T WATCH THE BIONICLE FILMS WITHOUT SHOUTING AT THE SCREEN

 

“MASK OF LIGHT”

 

“Oh, Takua, what are ye doin’? Don’t pick up the totem, the pedestal’s just goin’ to sink into the ground, and the lava’s gonna rise over the rock path, and a whole slew o’ lava’s gonna rush through the cave … Oh, Takua, ye picked up the totem! And now the lava’s risin’ and it’s gonna rush through the cave. Oh, Takua, yer just not usin’ yer brain.”

 

“LEGENDS OF METRU NUI”

 

“Oh, Krekka, what are ye doin’, climbin’ up that tower? Nidhiki’s tryin’ to tell ye it’s a bad idea, and the Kikanalo and just gonna smash through it and knock it over … Oh, yer still climbin’ the tower, and a Kikanalo broke the side, and now it’s fallin’ down on Nidhiki! Oh, Krekka, yer just not usin’ yer brain.”

 

“WEB OF SHADOWS”

 

“Oh, Vakama, what are ye doin’, bein’ so sour to yer teammates like that? Thay’re just tryin’ to help ye, cause the Visorak are waitin’ fer ye, and thay’re gonna fire thair spinners at the lot o’ ye and take ye prisoner and mutate ye … Oh, ye wouldn’t listen to yer teammates, now the Visorak are firin’ thair spinners at ye! And thay’re gonna take ye all prisoner and mutate ye, and ye’d know that if ye were usin’ yer brain, but yer just not usin’ yer brain.”

 

“THE LEGEND REBORN”

 

“Oh, Ackar, what are ye doin’, turnin’ around and goin’ fer Strakk’s shield? He’s just fakin’ it, and he’s gonna get right back up and throw that ax o’ his at ye … Oh, yer goin’ for the shield, now he’s gettin’ up and raisin’ his axe like ah said he would, and now he’s throwin’ it at ye! Oh, Ackar, yer just not usin’ yer brain.”

Edited by Master Inika

"You are an absolute in these uncertain times. Your past is forgotten, and your
future is an empty book. You must find your own destiny, my brave adventurer.
"
-- Turaga Nokama

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