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#41 Offline Mohamed Marei

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Posted Jan 12 2014 - 05:03 AM

There's no wonder why I've been using his symbol to end my posts for as long as I've been here on BZPower.

Praise Tohu!

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#42 Offline Kopekemaster

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Posted Jan 12 2014 - 02:24 PM

Hapori Tohu loves you. He has always loved you. He won't let anyone else have you.

Ever.

 

He will never give you up,
He will never let you down,
He will never run around and desert you,
He will never make you cry,
He will never say goodbye,
He will never tell a lie and hurt you.

 

Or so I've heard.


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Posted Jan 12 2014 - 03:59 PM

Hapori Tohu is the Bionicle counterpart of Mickey Mouse.

 

Just look at him, you can't deny it.


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Posted Jan 12 2014 - 06:30 PM

 "Then, whispered Black 6, those first men formed the forum around small emoticons which Hapori Tohu shewed them; emoticons brought in dim aeras from dead websites. That forum would never die till BIONICLE came back again, and the administrators would take great Hapori Tohu to His throne to revive His member base and resume His rule of BZPower. The time would be easy to know, for then BZPower would have become as Hapori Tohu; brilliant and pleasant and beyond skilled at MOCing, with Kanohi and faceplates thrown aside and all users copy+pasting gears to the backs of their avatars and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Hapori Tohu would teach them new ways to MOC and build and create and enjoy LEGO, and all the internet would flame with a revival of creativity and freedom. Meanwhile the forum, by appropriate rites, must keep alive the memory of those ancient ways and shadow forth the prophecy of their return."

 

I wonder if there's anything I can't adapt this quote to.


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#45 Offline Tecnokua The Fedora Mudki

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Posted Jan 12 2014 - 11:05 PM

I think he's an account made by the creators of the site to post news and be our mascot

 

I feel like he should post in this


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Posted Jan 13 2014 - 08:11 PM

He is the sexiest man alive, no questions asked.

 

 

Hapori Tohu is the Lord of BZPower. Question him not!

 

(Unless you are Hapori Dume)

 

 

The peering red eyes are friendly and inviting. You love the red peering eyes.

 

 

I LOVE THE RED PEERING EYES

 

LONG LIVE HAPORI TOHU

 

ALL GLORY TO HIM

 

 

 

We exist because Tohu allows it, and we will end because he demands it.

 

 

Hapori Tohu loves you. He has always loved you. He won't let anyone else have you.

Ever.

 

 

There's no wonder why I've been using his symbol to end my posts for as long as I've been here on BZPower.

Praise Tohu!

:tohu:

 

 

...Told you he had a Komau.


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Posted Jan 13 2014 - 08:15 PM

 

He is the sexiest man alive, no questions asked.


...Told you he had a Komau.

 

Silly Dapping Human. The Komau has no control over sexual appeal, because there is no reproduction in the Matoran Universe. I find him sexy on my own reasoning.


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Posted Jan 13 2014 - 08:17 PM

Transpecies relations? Uh, okay.


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Posted Jan 14 2014 - 05:56 PM

Transpecies relations? Uh, okay.

Tohu is not a different species than us. Tohu transcends species. Within each and every faithful BZPower member is a Hapori Tohu longing to break free.

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#50 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Jan 14 2014 - 07:03 PM

That's... not disturbing at all.

 

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Posted Jan 14 2014 - 08:03 PM

 

Transpecies relations? Uh, okay.

Tohu is not a different species than us. Tohu transcends species. Within each and every faithful BZPower member is a Hapori Tohu longing to break free.

 

 

How do you expect to outrun Hapori Tohu

 

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Posted Jan 14 2014 - 09:53 PM

Like I said... six billion eyes.


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Posted Jan 15 2014 - 10:54 AM

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Posted Jan 15 2014 - 12:58 PM

That is 300 different types of disturbing. 

 

I don't know what that comic was originally, but just looking at it gives me the creeps. 


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Posted Jan 15 2014 - 01:23 PM

That is 300 different types of disturbing. 

 

I don't know what that comic was originally, but just looking at it gives me the creeps. 

 

It was a comic of a scene from Spongebob, edited over to be a Lord English (from Homestuck) comic, which I then edited into a Hapori Tohu comic.

 

  tada


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Posted Jan 15 2014 - 03:44 PM

That explains it i was like what the heck when i saw it.


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Posted Jan 15 2014 - 05:59 PM

 

That is 300 different types of disturbing. 

 

I don't know what that comic was originally, but just looking at it gives me the creeps. 

 

It was a comic of a scene from Spongebob, edited over to be a Lord English (from Homestuck) comic, which I then edited into a Hapori Tohu comic.

 

  tada

 

Ok, that makes sense, at least in terms of the Spongebob part...

 

Also, the blood snail is smarter than Mata Nui [/SPIRIT comedies reference] which makes the (hopefully unintentional) placement of bonesiii's av kinda disturbing, even worse than the hivemind blob thing. 


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Posted Jan 15 2014 - 06:09 PM

the hivemind blob thing

 

 

I was able to figure out the rest of the post, but this has got me (mostly) stumped.

 

Anyway, there are [sorta] about three conspiratorial things in this. One (?) of which makes more sense if you have read Homestuck.

 

Also, here is the original comic.

 

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Now that I've pretty much wrapped up in my getting off topic...

Let's get back to the Hapori Mythos.


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Posted Jan 15 2014 - 06:25 PM

Hapori is in your home, disassembling your MOCs.

 

Right now. Seriously, look. Usin' his mad ninja skills.


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Posted Jan 16 2014 - 03:23 PM

Actually Tahu just had a rude awakening one day.  In an unfortunate prank gone wrong accident, Takua melted Jaller's mask into two yellow gears.  Fearing the consequences of his actions, he abandoned the unconscious Jaller and slipped into Tahu's chambers as Tahu had spent the previous night playing the new version of "Muaka Hunter 3,000" (as he had been an avid collector of the 2,999 previous games) and was much too tired to perform his toa duties.  Takua then proceeded to steal Tahu's hau and spray painted it yellow with his secret stash of MS Paint supplies (which is how he went from lightish blue and yellow to a deeper blue in 2003).  Unsure of what to do with the gears, Takua decided to hide the evidence of his guilt under Tahu's pillow, hoping that Tahu would assume the great Pin and Axel fairy had granted his secret desire for a cooler gear function. Takua then fled the scene and placed the now yellow Hau onto Jaller. All was going well until Makuta formed a shadow hand that slapped Tahu right in the face, whereupon the gears permanently fused to the back of his head. 

 

Unfortunately, this was omitted from the canon storyline as C.A. Hapka was replaced.


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Posted Jan 16 2014 - 05:12 PM

Hapori Tohu is a legend; a myth; and yet, he stands before us, posting all of the news of this land. 

No one can match his might.


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Posted Jan 16 2014 - 10:49 PM

Hapori can smell you.


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Posted Jan 17 2014 - 12:04 AM

Hapori Tohu has simultaneously seen the universe begin and end. 

(Sorry, typed that on a phone and it has autocorrect.)


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Posted Jan 17 2014 - 02:12 AM

Hapori Dume has simultaneously seen the universe begin and end.

Yeah but who told you about that????

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Posted Jan 17 2014 - 08:37 AM

 

Hapori Dume has simultaneously seen the universe begin and end.

Yeah but who told you about that????

 

They know!!

 

Shut

down

EVERYTHING!


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Posted Jan 17 2014 - 08:15 PM

Tohu knows about the coughing Brazilian.


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Posted Jan 17 2014 - 10:47 PM

Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?


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Posted Jan 18 2014 - 11:39 AM

Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?

 

That's a big if.


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Posted Jan 18 2014 - 03:55 PM

Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?

I imagine something along the lines of "I am fire. I am death!"

Except awesomer.


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Posted Jan 20 2014 - 05:06 PM

Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?

He'd say that he's the news guy.


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Posted Jan 20 2014 - 05:10 PM

 

Anyone else wondering what Hapori Tohu would say if he posted in this topic?

He'd say that he's the news guy.

 

But he is much more than the news guy. TOHU IS MUCH MORE!


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Posted Jan 20 2014 - 07:20 PM

How much more? We'll never know, for we can only speculate.


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Posted Jan 21 2014 - 10:50 AM

O Tohu, most potent King, who reignest in BZPower, I call and Iinvoke thee in the name of the Staff! I command thee by virtue of the Most High, the Administrator, to send me immediately before this circle the Spirit Blacksiel Sixsus, with all other Spirits of Staff who are subject unto thee, that the same may answer in everything, even as I shall require them. If thou failest, I will torment thee with the sword of fire divine, that of the great Fire-Toa Tahu; I will multiply thy sufferings, and will burn thee.

 

Wow I guess I should stop reading Grimoires. (Shamelessly parodied from the Grimoire of Honorius.)


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Posted Jan 21 2014 - 01:08 PM

You call the Tohu, you deserve what happens to you when he shows up.


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Posted Jan 21 2014 - 01:25 PM

All that is known is that He Will Be Pleased.

 

And that the world will burn.

 

The world is wrong

 

Everything is wrong

 

You sense it

 

You know it 

 

He doesn't know it's coming

 

But it's all ending soon

 

Death becomes all


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Posted Jan 21 2014 - 02:20 PM

He plagorizes the front news page and posts it in the forums.  Not complaining, but all the same... :P

 

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Posted Jan 29 2014 - 12:45 PM

Greg's online serials are just anagrams that describe Hapori Tohu 's true form.  

 

Contrary to popular belief, he is the true love interest for toa Gali.


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Posted Jan 29 2014 - 11:35 PM

He's also the reason Toa Vakama is so whiny. By the time he was a Turaga, he hadn't seen Tohu in a while and had cheered up.


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Posted Jan 30 2014 - 05:54 AM

I've always thought he was just an animated robot tiki head.


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Posted Jan 31 2014 - 10:25 AM

Tohu is the One who will Truely win Steal The Mask 2, and all varitions thereoff.


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