BIONIFIGHT ULTIMATE

[Voltex]

Health kits times two is 10 health, and fire bomb does 3 damage.

[Chro]

Oh! So the health kits actually had the healing effect, not just the exploding effect?

So I'm at 7 right now?

[Voltex]

No. The damage you took was based on those values combined. You're pretty dead.

[Voxumo]

OOC: Well... must say i did not see that coming tex..

 

IC: Voxumo [status: Ascending Health:14/20 Level 3 3/4]

 

Voxumo marveled at how long this ladder was but was even more surprised when he discovered a secret level in between the levels. In it he could see many wonderous things... some downright magical. Yet he was not concerned by this as he moved farther up the ladder. He swore he could vaguely here the sound of a train but dismissed it.

 

OOC: Sorry i could not help myself. I saw an opportunity and i took it.

[Blessed Blade]

OOC: No, I think he's trying to say that the health kits were reversed, there. xP

 

-==IC: Blade - HP: 6/20 - Level 4==-

 

Blade blinked, as he heard an explosion, and looked up to see bits of Chro fly everywhere, and blinked.

"... Well, that happened." Blade mumbled, noting the two original health kits' position was closer to the middle.

[Chro]

I'm a bit confused by the fact that the health kits do negative damage instead of just, you know, exploding

 

But anyway, GG

 

Voxumo, I hope you get killed by Canis with an icepick

[Voltex]

Everything in this tower is designed to kill you.

[Blessed Blade]

OOC: I think I've figured it out, however, the trick to that floor. =)

[Chro]

What, the fact that the supplies there explode?

How did you figure that out? asks the ghost of Chro as fleshy Chro bits rain down on you.

[Blessed Blade]

OOC: It's not that simple, Chro. =P

 

-==IC: Blade - HP: 6/20 - Level 4==-

 

Blade focused on the last two health kits remaining, as recognition dawned on him. He smiled, as he dashed up the ladder quickly, focusing on those two precise health kits. [Level 5]

As he reached the top, he dashed with lightning precision to where the health kits were, and then tried to use them, assuming that, since they were listed in the power up section and not the security defense announcement, that they would work correctly. [HP: 16/20]

 

OOC: Bit of fourth wal breaking there, but it explains well. =P

[Makuta of Time]

OOC: I asked like twice on where to start, and no one told me because I wanted to know my health. Plus I wake up and find myself dead. This round has too much activity, it's like the sun. While last round was slow as ice melting in the Antarctic.

[Voxumo]

OOC: I asked like twice on where to start, and no one told me because I wanted to know my health. Plus I wake up and find myself dead. This round has too much activity, it's like the sun. While last round was slow as ice melting in the Antarctic.

You know depending on who you speak to the ice melting in the antarctic comment could be seen as it moving fast or slow

[- JL -]

OOC: I asked like twice on where to start, and no one told me because I wanted to know my health. Plus I wake up and find myself dead. This round has too much activity, it's like the sun. While last round was slow as ice melting in the Antarctic.

I dunno. Did you at all look for the large number of health updates and/or the starter post for the round?

[Voxumo]

Alright folks won't be back on for like 10 hours.. so yeah

[Voltex]

OOC: I asked like twice on where to start, and no one told me because I wanted to know my health. Plus I wake up and find myself dead. This round has too much activity, it's like the sun. While last round was slow as ice melting in the Antarctic.

 

I have given numerous health updates this round (moreso than the last two) in addition to the round starter post, which was linked in my sig for several days. You could have joined at any time easily.

 

ASSEMBLY TOWER SECURITY SYSTEMS: LEVEL 5

Both health kits exploding in Blade's face, dealing ten damage. All of the power ups on Level 5 were sabotaged, it seemed.

[Chro]

HAHAHAAA

TOLD YOU

[Dapper-Sama]

Dapper Man, Level III: 10/20

Status: Astonished

While waiting around Floor Three for everyone to finish killing each other, I heard an explosion. Then I saw none other than BLADE'S dead body fall down from a couple floors up. While I waited, I pickpocketed Pupwa for his portable gaming system. Then, I rushed off to play my own copy of Invincible Hiding Simulator 2014.

[- JL -]

OOC: Hey, Dapper.....do you know what's an autohit?

 

IC - HP: 11/20 - Up to level 4 now

 

Right. Thankfully nobody on level 3 had really decided to attack me, so I quickly ran towards the ladder to ascend to the next level, hoping against hope that something stupid didn't end up killing me.

[Chro]

He didn't autohit anyone. If he said "I stole Pupwa's katana" or "I crushed Pupwa's head", then yes, that'd be autohitting. But if he just makes a post relating to the joke prop type of thing, such as Pupwa's game system - like how I took one of Ehks' kidneys in the first game - I don't think it counts.

[Blessed Blade]

.... What. The. Heck.

 

It's one thing for it to be the other pair that Chro grabbed. It's another to blatantly lie and not even hint that it was part of the security system WHEN YOU DROPPED THE FIRST PAIR OF HEALTH PACKS. >_<

[ShadowVezon]

OOC: Well, he did say that the Level 5 Security started activating when he dropped the first Health Packs.

[Blessed Blade]

... Well. Enjoy, everyone. I'll just head off into the 'loser' corner as usual, while everyone else gets more things to use on me in the first second of a round. /shrugs.

[ShadowVezon]

Meh, maybe I'll go easy on you. Can't say for the others, though.

[Blessed Blade]

OOC: You're also not the one with a freaking two hit kill weapon... I'm looking at you, Dapper. That was not cool.

[Chro]

Two-hit, yes, but he can only use it once per game. At least I didn't decide to hit you with my weapon, too, Blade. They're one-use, but two different 10-damage weapons could take you out right away. That's partially why I didn't hit you.

[Voltex]

I did indeed mention that the Level 5 security systems were activating when I spawned the first health packs.

Don't worry, though - if you've liked the security systems for Levels 1-5... just wait until you see Level 6.

[Canis Lycaon]

OOC:

Can I throw a powerup to someone else? IE do the firebombs still work?

 

IC: Canis [status: Being thankful Health: 12/20 Level: 5]

Wow.

 

Everyone thought I was going to grab all those powerups, but did I? Nope. Chro and Blade did, and look where it got them. They were both dead now, blown off the face of the tower.

 

I whistled, and my wolf jumped back up.

Edited February 4, 2014 by Canis Lycaon

[ShadowVezon]

OOC: Weren't ALL of the power ups traps? Tex said they were all trapped.

[Chro]

Canis grabbed two firebombs. That's six damage.

[Voltex]

If you grabbed two fire bombs Canis

and then edited them out of your post before I got here

That is very shameful

[ShadowVezon]

Well, lucky him, he realized his error. He's edited his post, the scoundrel.

Oh wait, Ninja'd.

EDIT: He originally did, he took two. That should get him attacked by the defenses for cheating. Or maybe the PIG. (Reference)

Edited February 4, 2014 by Regenerated ShadowVezon

[Voltex]

Well, lucky him, he realized his error. He's edited his post, the scoundrel.

Oh wait, Ninja'd.

EDIT: He originally did, he took two. That should get him attacked by the defenses for cheating. Or maybe the PIG. (Reference)

 

There is no more PIG

It died

[ShadowVezon]

Really? What a shame.

[Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter]

OOC: yes indeed

IC: Zakaro (Status: Hai acid, Level 3) [Health: 11/20]

Acid. Fun.

Zakaro threw up some earth walls and sprinted all out for the next ladder, running past the other people on Level Three in favor of going for the next one.

However, instead of climbing the ladder, Zakaro opted to form an earth tower and send it upwards near the ladder, aiming so he would emerge from the area where ladder-climbers would.

Entering Level 4 if nothing went wrong.

Zakaro

[Dapper-Sama]

OOC: Hey, Dapper.....do you know what's an autohit?

No damage was done, that was a silly joke.

[Voltex]

[Credit to Chro for designing this banner]

 

Game Types:

Capture the Flag - In this game, players are divided into two equal teams, each which is given a predesigned base. In the base, there is a flag. Each time a flag is stolen and brought back to base, the stealing team gets a point and the flag reappears at the other team's base. A holder must have the flag for a day before they can return it to base, and they can be forced to drop the flag by taking three points of damage. If a flag is dropped, it must be brought back to base. At the end of the round, the team with the most points wins. [Canis]

 

Siege the Castle - Instead of the teams being equal, one team will be smaller. This team will be given a base that power ups spawn frequently in. The larger team will attack the base. At the end of the round, if the smaller team has survived, they win! If they are all killed, the larger team wins! [Canis]

 

Tag Team - Each player is partnered up with a different player into separate teams of two. Each team has shared life total of 30, requiring partners to work together. The pair with the highest hit points at the end wins! [Canis]

 

Assassination - In equally sized teams, one player is designated as the target, who will have 30 hit points, while their teammates will have ten. It is the goal of the other team to KO the target. The first team to eliminate the other’s target wins! [Canis]

 

Horde Mode - The players are pitted against a large army of enemies based on the arena, each with 3 health controlled by the GM. The player who has killed the most enemies at the end of the round wins. [Chro]

Arenas:

The Codrex - Working the best with Siege the Castle, the Codrex sits in the middle of the swamps of Karda Nui. The swamp is not as toxic as it normally is, although geysers do erupt with more potent mutagens. [Canis]

 

The Silver Seas - Each player is given a small motorboat to fight upon, and several islands dot the surface. Players can leave their boat, but beware - if their boat floats away (As it is likely to), players may not be able to get back on. [Canis]

 

Bara Magna Outpost - A large expanse of the corner of the desert, two outposts have been set up on either side of the desert to be used as stops for trading. However, they have been taken over as bases for teams to fight it out in this arena. Well set-up for Assassination rounds. [blade]

 

Subspace - A large void with some foreboding vortexes in the distance. Falling is a very real hazard here, since falling off your narrow transparent purple platforms will cause you to lose 5 health and be teleported to an up-high location. Some platforms are selectively permeable and can be fallen through at will to get to the area below them. [Dapper Man]

 

Great Furnace - This maze of giant molten vats proves to be a treacherous battlefield for the unprepared. Jets of flame, rivers of molten protodermis, and the occasional Morbuzakh attack are all possible dangers. The searing heat also causes players to take one point of damage per day, and firebombs do one point extra damage as well. [Chro]

 

Power Ups:

Zamor Sphere - This power up gives the user the ability to gift their one power to a teammate for an amount of time (Maximum of a round, minimum of a day) that is designated when the power up is used. [Canis]

 

Spear of Fusion - When used, the remaining hit points of an ally of the user’s choice and the user are added together, and then split in half. Each player’s life total becomes that of the result, rounded down. [Canis; name thanks to Blade]

 

Staff of Disruption - When picked up, this power up can be used immediately or given to an ally in a base. If used immediately, it does four damage to any target not in a base. If given to an ally, it deals three damage to each enemy in the base. [blade]

 

Skakdi Spines - When used, the grabber chooses one of their allies. An environmental hazard that is a fusion of the user and the chosen player's powers then appears, which lasts for two days. The hazard only damages opponents. [Canis]

 

Kolhii Ball - When picked up, this ball can be shot to other teammates in a chain to boost up momentum and power up the shot. Base damage starts at 2 and can increase by two damage for each member in a chain, to a maximum of 14 damage. If the last two shots are used in the air, the damage can be halved for a blast that hits up to four people. [blade]

 

Improbability Drive: A very rare powerup that swaps all healing and damaging for five posts of the user. [Dapper Man]

 

Nightmare Fuel: Can be used to start fires whose smoke does 2 damage to four players chosen upon use, one of which must be the user of the item. [Dapper Man]

 

Contributors: Canis, Blade, Chro, Dapper Man

 

For organizing the creation of this update, Canis receives the Usain Bolt, a powerful Ultimate Weapon that allows him to deal ten damage to a single foe by speeding into them – however, this Ultimate Weapon can also be used to increase your speed throughout the round in addition to the single attack!

Edited February 5, 2014 by Freelancer Tex

[JiMing]

OOC: Before I post, what is my health?

[Voltex]

Check the last health update; you're probably around there.

[Ehksidian]

this

this sounds absolutely glorious

i now want to make an update...and i actually have an idea or two

oh and now this:

IC:

Well, I wasn't too happy. Everyone I had teamed up with was on the fourth floor, so I had to move quick. I quickly ascended the ladder (Level: 4), and saw...nothing at first. Other than a glowing wall.

...

Oh

Oh no, a glowing wall.

I prepped a shield, just in case the wall was going to shoot more rainbows at me.

(12/20)

Edited February 5, 2014 by Ehks

[Blessed Blade]

OOC: Canis is on level 5. Since, you know, that's all I can do now, being dead and all.