Snappy Comeback

[Voltex]

For fishers64, so sit your butts down and wait.

[fishers64]

Wait no more!

* * *

Imagine a very long (infinity long) table in which all Lego characters, dead and alive, past and present, are seated, waiting for the title of Best Lego Character Ever to be presented.

 

Makuta Teridax: I am obviously the best. After all, I took over an entire robot universe using my devious all-amazing Plan!

 

Mata Nui: Dude, you got killed by a scrap-metal prototype robot and a rock. I at least controlled my own death by going dormant in a mask.

 

Lhikan: Says the guy who ignored the universe for 100,000 years. I at least paid attention to the threats of the Morbuzahk, the Dark Hunters, and the fact that Turaga Dume was acting weird.

 

Who will speak next? What will they say? That's for you to decide.

 

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Rules:

1. All posts must indicate a character name and what they say. "Character Name: What they say" or "What they say" -Character Name or something like that. Characters can vary by post; for example I can "comeback" to one post as Vezon one minute, and then "comeback" to another as Emmet the next.

 

2. All posts must "comeback" (i.e. deride, explain why that person is better) the previous post. Ideally, each character should name a weakness of the previous speaker, and explain how they didn't do something that stupid.

 

3. Unless your character is named "Vezon", all comebacks must be rooted in the realistic past of a character. For example, having Roodaka say that she took over the universe with her Johnny Thunder army is not allowed. (as terrific as that might be!)

 

4. Characters cannot respond to themselves.

 

5. "Action" comebacks are allowed (ie Guurahk destroying a part of the table) if:

a. The character cannot speak;

and

b. the previous player has not used an action comeback.

Also, if something is destroyed, it remains destroyed, but you cannot kill the characters.

 

6. Only Lego characters are allowed to be used. Impersonating BZP members or real life people is not allowed.

 

7. The "you got hit by a rock" can only be used against Teridax once every 100 posts and "I took over the universe" can only be used by Teridax once every 100 posts. And yes this first post counts.

 

8. Remember, even Makuta Spiriah didn't get killed by a rock.

 

Have fun and stuff.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

5. "Action" comebacks are allowed (ie Guurahk destroying a part of the table) if:

a. The character cannot speak;

and

b. the previous player has not used an action comeback.

Also, if something is destroyed, it remains destroyed, but you cannot kill the characters.

Was that directed at me?

[fishers64]

 

5. "Action" comebacks are allowed (ie Guurahk destroying a part of the table) if:

a. The character cannot speak;

and

b. the previous player has not used an action comeback.

Also, if something is destroyed, it remains destroyed, but you cannot kill the characters.

Was that directed at me?

 

No.

 

Are we actually going to play the game?

[Chro]

Yeah, you destroyed part of the table.

Anyway, I guess I should start off with a response to fishers' Lhikan post above, for lack of a better idea.

 

Nidhiki: And look what good that did you. Krekka and I took you down quite easily.

[Pupwa21]

Ahkmou: You had me to do your work.

[Dapper-Sama]

Vakama: "Work"?

Edited January 26, 2014 by The Dapper Man

[Chro]

Jaller: As if you'd know anything about that! You just sit here and tell stories while the guard and I actually defend Ta-Koro.

[Pupwa21]

Tahu: And a bad job at that! Ta-Koro sunk because your guard couldn't do a good job!

[Dapper-Sama]

Kopaka: There's that anger of yours speaking. Chill out, bro.

[Pupwa21]

Gail: Your a loner.

[Dapper-Sama]

Kopaka: *you're

[Chro]

Tahu: I'd call that a burn, but you're really a cold guy.

[Dapper-Sama]

Zaktan: I'd say you roasted him, but your fiery demeanor is overblown.

[Pupwa21]

Avak: Shut up, your made out of a bunch of ants!

[Dapper-Sama]

Vezon: I'd advise you to shut up, but that'd be most hypocritical of me. BE QUIET!

[NorikSigma]

Vezok: You're one to talk, shadow of a man.

[Chro]

Hakann: And you're not even half the man he is! I made you by accident with a weapon used in reverse.

[Dapper-Sama]

Thok: Indeed, he was an accident... kinda like you!

[Geardirector]

Kopaka: Says the guy who makes me look like a master people person...

[Dapper-Sama]

Matoro: Funny thing, how I am a master people person. That's right.

[Pupwa21]

Mask of life: You almost failed at your destiny! (Mask of life is semi aware.)

[Dapper-Sama]

Mata-Nui: Well thanks for getting me stuck here in the middle of nowhere, friend.

[Chro]

Dume: And you ignored everyone inside of you for millennia. Pro move right there.

[Pupwa21]

Axonn: I belive that you sent almost all of the Toa protecting Metro-Nui to their doom.

[Geardirector]

Pridak: And I believe you spent years battling fruitlessly for dominion over those worthless Southern Islands. Look at what you have to show for your campaigns, nothing, nada, silch.

[Pupwa21]

Hahli: And I believe that The Brotherhood Of Makuta kicked your Butts!

[Dapper-Sama]

Mantax: But look at those dainty little wings. I could just hug them, I swear.

[fishers64]

Mask of Life: We'll see who you hug now. You might just kill them, or allow me to escape.

Edited January 27, 2014 by fishers64

[Dapper-Sama]

Teridax: And who did I have "hugging" you, again?

[fishers64]

Matoro: I only managed to save the universe. Although I actually had to put on the Mask to make it work.

[Pupwa21]

Axxon: You almost failed!

Edited January 28, 2014 by Pupwa21

[NorikSigma]

Helryx: Said the guy who let his partner turn evil and almost doom the universe. Good on you! Have a pay raise!

[Dapper-Sama]

TSO: I thought you should know, I've outwitted you. Again.

[NorikSigma]

Teridax: Must be an achievement for someone who couldn't defeat in 1000 years what the Order did in under a month.

[Chro]

Onua: That's just like you, isn't it, bragging about your own defeat?

[NorikSigma]

Teridax: Correction, my Order whom I engineered to lose. A slave to his betters like you would never understand.

[Dapper-Sama]

Mata-Nui: "Slave" this, "Betters" that. Look out, there's a moon!

[Pupwa21]

Gail: *Throws sleeping pills at Mata-Nui* You need those more than me. Just don't Take too much, Don't want last time to happen.

[Underscore]

Mata Nui: "You try controlling a universe. You couldn't even save Ga-Koro from one dinky Bohrok Kal.