ManiacToaLaco Posted November 21, 2011 Author Share Posted November 21, 2011 Hmmm, I don't know a way around it then..TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 9INSERT WITTY TITLE HERE VOYA-NUI, NEAR THE SITE OF THE GREAT PYRAMIDS (AND THE BATTLE THAT HAPPENED THERE) On top of a hill, there was a small ball of fire and flash of light. Then, Phoenix Prime stepped out of it. The ball of teleportation disappeared behind him. Phoenix realized that he was about 6 kilometres from he was supposed to be. But he decided he could waste a few minutes looking at the site of the battle. Phoenix, Dakama and Blue Flame (along with Matanui) had missed most of battle, each for different reasons. Phoenix had saved Dakama in a small skirmish not long after Matanui died, from a shot from Makutatron and some turret drones by jumping into him and teleporting. Phoenix had neglected to actually coordinate where they were going to teleport to, and as such, had ended up on another planet, 400 feet underground in a cave 12 feet high. Just so you know, Dakama is 44 feet high, Phoenix 37. The two of them were stuck in there, on their backs, for a day or so (maybe longer, I forget) before Phoenix had the energy levels to teleport them back to the surface. You see, teleporting requires energy, and the farther the distance, the more energy spent. It would be another half hour before Phoenix would be able to teleport back to Metru-Nui right now. Anyways, when Phoenix had been able to teleport back to the Matoran Planet with Dakama, they had gone to the old PEST headquarters on a small island near the island of Mata-Nui (the island). They had found the whole place deserted and destroyed, with Kopatchet’s entire laboratory missing. Later they would find out the Deceptikuta had attacked. But they did find Blue Flame there, just swimming up onto to shore. Apparently he too had been attacked by Deceptikuta, and he had been thrown off a building into the ocean by Sleedat, and presumed dead. The Deceptikuta had then captured Jaller’s parents, who Blue Flame had been guarding. Blue Flame then swam to the PEST headquarters, arriving just as Phoenix and Dakama got there. They then checked the computers at the base, and found that the Autotoabots and PEST soldiers had gone to Voya-Nui, bringing Matanui’s body with them. Phoenix had enough energy left to teleport them to Voya-Nui, where they arrived just in time to see Omega Kaita transmoc for the first time on the Matoran planet, destroy a Deceptikuta ship and fight the Zivonastator. They then got to see Omega get completely defeated and thrown 4000 feet away. The battle then looked like it was going bad for the Autotoabots, with Icarax arriving on the Terragator. However, an airstrike from the Matoran and a brave attack from the Autotoabots kept the Deceptikuta back, long enough for Jaller to be killed by Makutatron. But he got better. He then used the Sun Matrix (given to him by the League of Primes, who were also dead. It’s complicated.) to bring Matanui Prime back to life, and then Matanui was powered up by the parts of the old Deceptikuta turncoat Gunmetal, who then died. Icarax showed up, took the Sun Matrix back, then teleported to the great pyramid. Matanui then went to the great pyramid, which turned out to be the Sun Eaterer. The Zivonastator was on it, removing its pyramid-y covering. Matanui attacked Icarax, Makutatron and Nihiscream himself, and things looked bleak for the Autotoabot leader, until Phoenix summoned up enough power to teleport himself, Dakama Prime and Blue Flame to the Sun Eaterer, help take out Makutatron and Nihiscream, and Matanui managed to kill Icarax by sending him into the mouth of the Zivonastator, which then blew up, fell on the Sun Eaterer, and they both exploded. Matanui, Phoenix, Dakama and Blue Flame all escaped, and everyone was happy. Except Mataus, because Onewaflap died, but... Phoenix surveyed the battle scene now. It was more or less the same, with sand covering most of the Deceptikuta bodies. The great pyramid/Sun Eaterer, which had been almost 500 feet high, was now barely 200, parts of it and the Zivonastator laying almost a meter high in places. Or a yard, for you imperial folks. Odd, Phoenix thought, they always said the entire pyramid blew up. What , you might ask, does Phoenix mean by that? That’s confusing! Maniac! Well, don’t worry little children, I shall explain. You see, unless you haven’t paid attention at all over, y’know, the past two stories, or, y’know, the first few chapters of this one, Phoenix is from the future, sent to the past by the AllShiny for some reason. Unfortunately for Phoenix, the AllShiny had been destroyed at the end of the battle of Lego City in the first Transonicle. Phoenix had then deduced that he had been sent back to a different timeline than his own, in a DC comics twist of fate. His theory had been cemented when Matanui was killed by Makutatron in Transonicle 2. In his own timeline, Matanui- ah, that would be telling, now wouldn’t it? Suffice to say, Matanui wasn’t killed by Makutatron. Of course, with the AllShiny gone, the means to restore it gone, and the Sun Matrix (which Matanui now held in his keeping) lacking sufficient means to teleport him through time, Phoenix was stuck, probably forever, in this universe, not knowing what would happen if he died. The thought saddened Phoenix immensely. Phoenix then had a rather terrifying thought (for a Metrutronian). The Terragator, flagship of the Deceptikuta fleet, captained by Dreadinock and Icarax’s favoured ship (but he’s dead, so) famed and feared even in his own timeline, had disappeared after the battle. Which is saying something since it’s a 300 foot long spiky ship with an entire army of killer robots inside of it. But hey. The Terragator, if used by competent Deceptikuta, could easily destroy entire cities in under an hour. And Dreadinock was right up there in the list of competent Deceptikuta. Granted, the list was only like 30 members long. Phoenix checked his power levels. They were full. Whoa, he thought, I spent a long time monologueing. I better do something or the readers will leave. Actually, I thought that. But Phoenix still realized he better do something. Transmocing into his phoenix alt mode (which long ago he realized did not blend in at all), he flew to where the disturbance was. He flew and flew and flew, his gold and red body glinting in the sun, nearly blinding anyone who stared at it for too long. Then he saw smoke. It was a little village, but it appeared that every building was on fire, collapsed, or both. There were rockets coming out of the village, just randomly, landing into the sand and exploding. Phoenix came to the village at an angle, giving himself time to try and see his enemy. Through a break in the smoke, he got a glimpse. It was a rectangular, grey tank, obviously Metrutronian, with two turrets on the top. Great, Phoenix though, all the better for shooting down aircraft. Down below, the tank took a break from its rampage as it saw the giant bird. “Was ist das?” it said. It turned its guns, and fired. Phoenix dodged the shots, spinning around them as they exploded around him awesomely. Phoenix was about to ready his weapons when the tank did something. It transmoced. But not into a robot. Into a Metrutronian jet. Oh, this just keeps getting better and better, Phoenix thought. The jet flew at him, opening fire, and of all things, making shooting noises while it shot at him. Phoenix dodged his shots, and was about to shoot back when the jet transmoced into his robot form and grabbed Phoenix, who only just managed to transmoc himself. “Hello! Mein Name ist Blitztran! Wie heissen sie?” Blitztran asked. Phoenix looked at him funny. “P8o5n9x Pr9m5?” Phoenix answered in Metrutronian. “OOOoooOOOhh! You’re a robot!” Blitztran said, laughing. Phoenix then realized Blitztran was going to collide them both into the ground. Phoenix then had an idea. He teleported 6 feet back, out of Blitztran’s grip. “Ooooohhh?” Blitztran said, crashing into the ground. Phoenix landed nearby, and aimed his gun at the crashsite. Phoenix sighed. “That was too easy. What goes wrong now?” he said. “Zis!” Blitztran said, his tank mode driving out and shooting at Phoenix. Phoenix dodged the shots, transmoced, and flew into a cloud of smoke, disappearing. Blitztran drove forward, surveying the skies. “Wo bist du?” Blitztran asked, deciding they were on friendlier terms now. He saw a glint of gold as Phoenix flew by. “Ahah, hier kommt meine Spatzi.” Blitztran said, opening fire. Phoenix dodged the shots, curving, teleporting, appearing right above Blitztran, and bringing a sword down on top of Blitztran. By sheer coincidence, Blitztran transmoced into a jet and flew forward. He was 60 feet gone when he noticed Phoenix land. Blitztran turned his jet mode and transmoced back into robot mode, towering over Phoenix. “Vell, I do know who you are. But perhaps I can get to know you better over a nice cup made out of your head! AHAHAHA!” Blitztran said, laughing like it was the funniest thing ever of all time. Phoenix, understandably, didn’t think it was too funny. “What’s with the accent?” he asked. “Aczent? Vhat aczent?” Blitztran said as he began shooting at Phoenix. All the shots went about 30 feet over his head. “Voops, I missed.” Blitztran said, giggling. He aimed right at the ground, and this time the shots went straight for Phoenix. Phoenix rolled, shooting back at Blitztran. The shots hit Blitztran in a shoulder, making him stumble back. Blitztran laughed as he stumbled. Phoenix ran at him, sword ready, and was about to stab Blitztran when Blitztran grabbed him by the arm. “Nein.” Blitztran said. Then he laughed. Then he pulled off Phoenix’s arm. Then he started swinging it at Phoenix. All the while he laughed. Phoenix, suffice to say, was not having the time of his life. It was very hard to concentrate and teleport when you’re being beaten with your own arm. “Ooooh! I know vhat to zay! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Aaahhahaoohahaoooahah!” Blitztran said. “Alright.” Phoenix said, punching Blitztran in the face. Suddenly, Blitztran’s mood changed. “Vhy you oversized pigeon! I vill pluck all ov your feathers und break your puny neck!” Blitztran’s much angrier sounding voice said. “That’s hardly suitable for a comedy.” Phoenix managed to say before Blitztran had him in his hands. “I VILL BREAK YOU!” Blitztran said, bringing Phoenix’s body down on one knee. Phoenix teleported, however, and Blitztran lost balance, almost falling over. Now he reverted back to his original voice. “Ooohoh, zat made me dizzy. Not liking ze dizzy.” Blitztran said. “Then you’ll love this.” Phoenix said, tripping Blitztran. “Ach! No puns? You can’t do something like zat vith no puns!” Blitztran said, transmocing into his jet and flying around, opening fire on Phoenix. “This fight is starting to feel repetitive.” Phoenix said, once more dodging the shots. “Really? You vould zink fighting zomevun like me vould be much more interesting.” Blitztran said, stopping in mid-air to contemplate that. He didn’t expect the first thing to come to mind would be the ground. “Ow.” Blitztran said. He transmoced slowly into his robot form, where Phoenix walked up and punched right in the middle of the face. “Oooh, I’m zeeing ztars. Or Tsars. Vun ov zose..” Blitztran said as he fell over. “Well, I guess we have someone to interrogate now..” Phoenix said. He picked up his severed arm, and a Matoran villager ran up. “Oh thank you! Thank you! We shall honour you every day on this day forever more! Now go!” The Matoran said. “Okay..” Phoenix said, teleporting him and the unconscious Blitztran back to PEST headquarters. And by doing so, he unwittingly started the first step of Flufskiron’s, Shockvak’s and Dreadinock’s plan. END OF CHAPTERFUN COMMENTARY: Blitztran: 3 alt modes, and maybe 3 personalities. Maybe. And the plan, oh the plan..... I also cut out the other part, because I decided the next chapter could do with a fight scene.MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I LOVE The Aczent. Ze Vely Vunny.Anyways, another nice chapter, although it was pretty 1 sided up until the last sentence. Hoping to know what the plan is exactly. Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Ah yes, Blitzran the triple-changer guy. The robot with the stereotypical German/Eastern European/Russian accent.“Oooh, I’m zeeing ztars. Or Tsars. Vun ov zose..” Blitztran said as he fell over.Wait, Metrutron has a Tsarist Russia equivalent? Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 I LOVE The Aczent. Ze Vely Vunny.Anyways, another nice chapter, although it was pretty 1 sided up until the last sentence. Hoping to know what the plan is exactly.The reason you never really ever got to see Phoenix fight before was because his teleporting abiltiy is so overpowered it basically makes most fights against him pointlessly repitive. That's why he fought Blitztran because I thought I could make it less-repititive. As I pointed out in the chapter, I couldn't. So, as I did in Transonicle 2, I've done something to Phoenix to put him out of action for a little bit. Although I'm sure it's not too hard to get an arm reacttached...I spent a lot of that chapter doing recap, didn't I? I'll try not to do that. At least to that extent...Ah yes, Blitzran the triple-changer guy. The robot with the stereotypical German/Eastern European/Russian accent.“Oooh, I’m zeeing ztars. Or Tsars. Vun ov zose..” Blitztran said as he fell over.Wait, Metrutron has a Tsarist Russia equivalent?If Transformers Animated hadn't done Blitzwing like that, Blitztran wouldn't even have appeared in this story. The ironic part is, a real German accent isn't even close to what it's portrayed as on television and the like. You might get an occasional "zis" or "vhat", but your more likely to get that from a French person. Although in German, "w" makes a "v" sound, so "was" is pronouced "vhas", and "s" usually makes a "z" sound.As for the Tsar, you can thank Word for that one. Without it's meddling, we'd be one pun short. Although, I imagine Makutatron cared for Metrutron like the Tsars cared for Russia, though.The next chapter... is in the near future. What with school taking up most of my time, Skyrim taking up not enough of it, and the Grey Cup today, I'll be a little busy for a while..But the next chapter will have a little bit with Omega Kaita contemplating life (exciting!), then Blue Flame, Pohatubee, Jodkra (and Johnson) and Tahuswipe fighting off a Deceptikuta on Jaller's home, and Matanui interrogates Blitztran, which I'll give a hint as to what that leads too; Dark of the Moon's plot. That's right, stuff will start to happen! As you may have noticed in the first two Transonicles, stuff really gets going around chapters 11-14. Then there's some downtime as all the characters move into position, then WHAMMO! big battle. Although, Transonicle 3 will have a bit extra in all departments...How exciting is that?MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Not. Exciting. At all.-ibrow Quote JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 As for the Tsar, you can thank Word for that one. Without it's meddling, we'd be one pun short. Although, I imagine Makutatron cared for Metrutron like the Tsars cared for Russia, though.Wait a moment...Does that mean the Autotoabots are the Metrutronian equivalent to Communist Revolutionaries then? Explains the red symbol though. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 (edited) Not. Exciting. At all.-ibrowYou got that right!As for the Tsar, you can thank Word for that one. Without it's meddling, we'd be one pun short. Although, I imagine Makutatron cared for Metrutron like the Tsars cared for Russia, though.Wait a moment...Does that mean the Autotoabots are the Metrutronian equivalent to Communist Revolutionaries then? Explains the red symbol though.Now that you mention it, there is a frightening amount (almost) of closeness. I did just read Animal Farm, so that might explain it...ALso, chapterTRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 10THE PLOT... IS OF NO CONCERNTHE FIELD WHERE THE WRECKINATORS LANDED THEIR SHIP, TA-METRU, METRU-NUIOmega Kaita, in his ginormous robot mode for once, sat, and watched the sky. His excuse was that he was watching the Wreckinator’s ship, but he was fairly certain an invisible ship would be fine.What he wanted to do, however, watch just contemplate life. Or rather, his life to be exact. Omega was very much aware that he would barely have fit in much on Metrutron, where any robot over 60 feet was considered “weird”. Omega never had had that problem on Metrutron, however. His original body, long destroyed, had been built by the Deceptikuta as a weapon of mass destruction.What, you expecting him to be built as a giant paper-weight? Yea right buddy.However, an Autotoabot strike, which had contained Kopatchet, had entered the facility, and using the largest table cloth ever made by man or machine, snuck him out of the complex. Kopatchet created a special mind thing, put it into the body, and PRESTO! Omega Kaita was alive. He was a great asset to the Autotoabots, until the final battle on Metrutron, where the entire Deceptikuta army had advanced on where the Autotoabot’s held the AllShiny. Omega was badly beaten by a combination of the Zivonastator and Deceptikuta warships. Lezz had been able to retrieve Omega’s mind and bring to Kopatchet, who kept it in safe keeping for several thousand years, until he could get the materials, and time, to rebuild him.Which of course raises the question of “Why couldn’t Kopatchet have taken Lezz’s mind thing and repaired him?” The answer, was, of course, very simple. You see, Lezz was dead (y’know, sort of ripped in half by Makutatron), while Omega was unconscious or something.So Kopatchet used some spare parts from Matoran planes, Deceptikuta bodies (in case you were wondering what they did with Subterranisher’s body) and other stuff.Kopatchet activated Omega’s mind on the flight to Voya-Nui (while in the flying laboratory, filled Omega in on what was going on, (more than I did for you chumps good friends of mine) told him he had several plane things for an alt mode, and would hide among some Matoran versions of them as they flew, and let him go.The first thing omega realized was that it was very weird to be conscious in several things at once. It wasn’t the best feeling ever (he got used to it though). He also learned it hurts alot when one get’s shot down. He did, however, think it was great fun to transmoc into his robot mode again (which felt pretty wobbily). He also enjoyed destroying that Deceptikuta ship in one awesome move. He also felt pretty cool saying his line about the Zivonastator. He did not, however, enjoy having the stuffing beaten out of by the Zivonastator, and he really didn’t enjoy being launched several thousand feet across the desert by the Zivonastator’s falcon shoop. He spend the remainder of the Voya-Nui battle knocked out and heavily damaged, although he was very much aware of all the Deceptikuta running around, as well as the Terragator. He did enjoy the knowledge that Matanui Prime killed Icarax, the Zivonastator and destroyed the Sun Eaterer all at the same time.He was confused, however, when the Deceptikuta ships left the planet. He decided to set his mind to new things anyways. Kopatchet repaired and improved his body (which Hydraxhide gave lots of input on the weapons Omega should have), and improved his alt modes into more or less giant armoured flying guns; the Flying Troop Transport Things, also known as FTTT’s.In the three years after Voya-Nui, Omega did not do much aside from fly people, stuff, and Autotoabots, around. He understood that, as a 112 foot tall robot wasn’t very good at fighting in the streets.Omega now watched a bird daintily land on a nearby tree. Not thinking it through, Omega went to hold out a finger for it to land on. He crushed the tree, the bird, and his own hopes and dreams. Omega sat upright, noticing the massive indent he had left in the ground. He decided it would make a good swimming pool for the Matoran. Convinced he had done a good deed, he stood up and walked to some PEST soldiers standing near the Wreckinator’s ship.Omega noticed they looked rather terrified at his advance. He slowed down, but still reached the spot in 5 steps.“Hello.” Omega said, his voice booming.The two Matoran looked up, wwaaayyy up. “He-hey.” one said, his voice very not booming.Omega tilted his head. “I am sorry if I have scared you.” You can see that Omega’s number one skill was not small talk.“Don’t worry, he’s not scared, he just has a stutter.” The other Matoran said.“I-It’s not a s-s-stutter, it’s a s-sp-speech imped-imped-imped-problem.” The stutterer said.“Oh. “ Omega said. He looked around for something to make a conversation about. “Your hat look’s nice.” He finally said.“That’s my head.” The not-stuttering Matoran said.“Oh.” Omega said, “Would you like to have a seat?” “Wuh-wuh-we ca-can’t. We have to gu-guard the sh-sh-ship.” The Stuttering one said.Omega found his niche. “I can provide sufficient guarding and attack functions if need be.” He said.The Non-stuttering Matoran shrugged, “Hey, if the 100 foot tall robot doesn’t stop anyone from showing up, I don’t we’ll help.” The stuttering Matoran tried to say something, but stopped and just nodded.“In correction, I’m 112 Matoran feet tall.” Omega said as he turned one arm into its FTTT mode. The arm went on the ground, transmoced into said mode, and opened a door. The two Matoran ran in happily. “Refreshments are in the front behind the 300 millimetre gun.” Omega said through the FTTT’s intercom.“Awesome,” the non-stuttering Matoran said, “Wait, 300 milli- sweet crunchy brakas that’s a big gun.” The Stuttering Matoran nodded enthusiastically as he took ROOT beer out of the fridge. And Omega was happy.JALLER’S HOUSE, (Hahli’s really if you want to be picky) TA-METRU, METRU-NUIJaller and his father sat on the couch watching a Kohli game. On the coffee table in front of them, was a bowl of chips, a bowl of chip dip, and a bowl of punch that had Wheeldax relaxing in it. Hahli and Jaller’s mom were in another room doing whatever, but they’re not the focus of this scene.Jaller was rooting for the blue team, while his father rooted for the red team. There was a green team, but no one really cared.“Go Red!” Jaller’s dad said. There was an assortment of stereotypical game things said like this.“C’mon, c’mon, c’mon!” Jaller said. He reached for some chips, but since he wasn’t watching, he pushed the bowl off of the coffee table.“Oh good work ya clutz.” Wheeldax said. Wheeldax didn’t care who won, but he liked watching the game.“Quiet.” Jaller’s dad said, spinning the bowl of punch around. Wheeldax wasn’t too pleased with that. “Watch it ya overgrown-“ Wheeldax was about to say, but he slipped and his head went under the pink liquid. No one noticed“Jaller, I’m worried about you. Rooting for the blue team? They’re weak!” Jaller’s dad said.“Uh-huh.” Jaller said, taking some chips off the floor (not taking his eyes off the TV) and putting them in his mouth.“They’re blue, which is a girlie colour.” Jaller’s dad said.“They’re Ga-Matoran, which would be the reason.” Jaller said. His father shook his head.“Jaller, they shouldn’t even have made it to the championships. This should be just the mighty Ta-Matoran versus the also weak Le-Matoran.” His dad said, “This is the Ta-Matoran’s game.”Jaller was personally offended by these remarks. They reminded him heavily of the things Makutatron had said to him on that building’s roof during the battle of Lego City, 5 years ago. “Dad,” he said, “those are not very good things to say. The Ga-Matoran are also beating both Ta-Metru and Le-Metru.”“Jaller, they still aren’t gonna win. Ta-Metru is gonna make a comeback anytime now.” Jaller’s dad said.“They’re down 40 points! They made one goal, and it was on themselves!” Jaller argued.“Irrelevant.” Jaller’s dad said, taking a scoop of punch. “Hey! Hey! That’s my pool water yer drinking you empty headed animal!” Wheeldax said.“Why is it on the table?” Jaller’s dad asked. Jaller just motioned for him to ignore it, and went back to the game. However, a Ta-Matoran had taken the Kohli ball and was striking a Ga-Matoran with it.“Whoa! Hang on! He can’t do that!” Jaller protested.“No, it’s fine. It’s a perfectly legal move.” Jaller’s dad said.“Their calling the Vahki on him! He’s gonna be arrested!” Jaller said. He personally hoped the Vahki would use their stun staffs on the rogue Ta-Matoran first, but anyways.“Hey! They can’t bring the Vahki in! They need to learn to let Matoran settle things themselves!” Jaller’s dad said. “That’s assault! There’s no physical contact in Kohli even!” Jaller said.“Jaller, remember what I told you once? No sacrifice, no victory.” Jaller’s dad said as he had more punched. Wheeldax attempted to slap him away, but it didn’t work.“I honestly cannot remember you ever telling me that.” Jaller said. “I have, I have, I’m sure of it. It’s our family motto or something.” His dad said. He turned around and called to his wife. “Hey! Wife! Tell our son what our family motto is!” he yelled.“We don’t have one!” Jaller’s mom called back.“See, what did I tell you? No sacrifice, no victory.” Jaller’s dad said.“You’re impossible.” Jaller replied.“No, I am your father.” Jaller’s dad said. That may or may not have been a Star Wars reference. Take that as you will.On the screen meanwhile, the Ga-Matoran was fighting back and beating the Ta-Matoran with her Kohli staff. The Vahki had made a circle around the two, waiting for her to be done. Then a caption came up. “We’re sorry, but due to some... uh, weather problems, yea that’s it, the current program has to end. We will be continuing with the next scheduled programming.Unfortunately, the next program as the news, which wasn’t supposed to be on for another 2 hours. The camera was focused on an empty news room. Jaller stood up. “I’m going to go see Pohatubee.” He said, and walked out.“Fine, but I get the rest of the punch.” Jaller’s dad said, lifting up the bowl, opening his mouth and drinking it. Wheeldax screamed.In the garage sat Pohatubee, in robot mode. He was trying to fix a bicycle he had broken when he’d sat down.“Hey ‘Bee, how you doing?” Jaller asked as he walked in.“Nothing! I mean, fine!” Pohatubee said, throwing the bike behind him. “Uh-huh.” Jaller said, watching the bike shatter against the far wall. “Where’s Blue Flame? Does he care that you’re just sitting in here?”“He’s on guard duty outside. He said it’d be better if we weren’t together out there. Look suspicious.” Pohatubee said.“Y’know, it’s sorta weird having you actually talk and all..” Jaller said.“Hey, I like it! I remember when Makutatron,” Pohatubee was saying, taking a small pause after he said Makutatron, “when Makutatron broke my vocal processors, the first thing that was said to me when I got back was “Hey, he’ll finally shut up for once!” It was” Pohatubee was about to say the name of the person who said, but Jaller thought he knew.“Hydraxhide?” Jaller said.“Yea, how’d you know?” Pohatubee said.“He’s not exactly the kindest guy.” Jaller blatantly lied.“You know what he was before the war? The meanest security guard ever. Of all time.” Pohatubee said.“Security guard? Of what?” Jaller asked, intrigued. “There was this park type thing, where you could go to watch the stars, but the coolest bots would fire their weapons and make it look like a meteor shower.” Pohatubee said.“The coolest? You were one of them, weren’t you?” Jaller said.“Ah, shucks, maybe.” Pohatubee said.Jaller was slightly impressed with Pohatubee. He always imagined Pohatubee to have been a radio broadcaster (or the Metrutronian equivalent) or something. “And what did Hydraxhide do?” Jaller asked.Pohatubee looked at him funny. “He shot back.” Pohatubee said simply.Jaller wasn’t really surprised. “Oh. He used blanks, right? Warning shots at least?” Jaller asked.“I’m not personally familiar with what a blank is, but Hydraxhide’s first warning was when he only shot you once.” Pohatubee said.“But I’ve seen him blow Deceptikuta apart with one shot!” Jaller said.“Well, the act of making pretend meteor showers grew old really fast, if you know what I mean.” Pohatubee said.“He wasn’t arrested or anything?” Jaller said.“Well, he stopped it from happening again, if that’s what you mean.” Pohatubee said. He then changed the subject. “Y’know why I really like the Matoran language? You can make contractions!” “What?” Jaller asked.“Contractions! Like y’know, he’d, we’ll, he’ll, I’ll, that sorta thing. And there’s slang! You can’t do that in Metrutronian!” Pohatubee exclaimed.“Huh.” Jaller said, not really having thought about it too much. He personally didn’t speak much Metrutronian (as in none at all) so he couldn’t really comment on it.Outside Blue Flame was parked, not moving at all. After 5 years however, he had not learned that parking on the side walk was not nearly as normal as he thought it was.And unfortunately for him, Lasorhawk knew that. “Soundprah, when will Panrashot and the help arrive?” Lasorhawk radioed to his master. “They are on their way. Deploy Braindox for reconnaissance.” Soundprah replied. Lasorhawk hesitated. “Why? He’s useless! He hasn’t done anything in 60 years!” “He’s expendable.” Soundprah replied.“Oh. Ok. Lasorhawk, out.” Lasorhawk said. A valve on his chest opened, and Braindox, a small, blue robot, jumped out.“What what what you want?” Braindox said, spinning on a heel and facing Lasorhawk. Lasorhawk narrowed his eyes. He wasn’t particularly fond of this one.“You see that building right there? With the blue vehicle?” Lasorhawk pointed to it with his beak.“I seeing.” Braindox said.Lasorhawk had no idea why it seemed like all the small minions of Soundprah had trouble speaking. Wheeldax had that stupid thing going on, Rumdox reminded him of a snake, Frendox (who had been lent to Barritax and never returned) could barely speak Metrutronian, Savager only made cat noises, Crashinator did talk but was afraid of his own shadow, 41lu didn’t talk at all really, Rodney was something else entirely, and Transraga had the same ridiculous accent as Blitztran.Lasorhawk also noticed that Frendox, Savager, 41lu and maybe Rodney were all dead. Wheeldax and Crashinator had defected to the Autotoabots, and all the while only himself and Rumdox were competent enough to stay both alive and on the winning side.“Good,” Lasorhawk said, getting back to the present, “ You need to go in there, and find Wheeldax, kill him-“ “Wheeldax in there? Why kill him? Wheeldax cool.” Braindox said. Lasorhawk was deeply annoyed with this. “Kill Wheeldax,” he spat, “and find the yellow-faced Matoran boy. Lord Makutatron wants him. Kill him, if you must.”“Kill Makutatron?” Braindox said.“NO!” Lasorhawk yelled. “Kill the yellow-faced Matoran boy!” Lasorhawk was about to make Braindox go when he remembered something. “Before you go, you need to that two Autotoabots are on the premises, as well as several Matoran. Watch out for them.”Braindox still stood there. “NOW GO!” Lasorhawk shouted. Braindox jumped, landed in a garbage pile, then sneaked across the street. Luckily, Blue Flame was facing the other direction and didn’t see him.As Lasorhawk watched, he realized that Braindox had no weaponry. “Soundprah, what are you up too?” Lasorhawk said to himself, very much aware sending Braindox would only lead to the Autotoabot’s knowledge of him.Below, Braindox made it to the front door. He couldn’t reach the knob. He looked around, found the doggy door (which was in the wall beside the door) and entered. He fell into a bowl of water.“Drowning! Drowning!” Braindox cried. He got his head out of the bowl and looked around. Nothing. “Keeping my cool, keeping my cool.” Braindox said to himself as he crawled up the stairs. “Sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking.” Braindox repeated to himself as he made it to the top. He looked both ways down the hallway, seeing nothing down the right, and seeing the TV room down the left. “TV.” Braindox said as he walked down there.Jaller’s father was still watching the empty news room, finishing off the last of the chips, and leaving the last of the punch, which Wheeldax protected with his life. “Yo, big guy, why don’t ya change the channel or somethin’? This show’s boring.” Wheeldax complained.“Shhh, TV.” Jaller’s dad said.“Ya, TV.” Braindox said as he crawled up onto the table. Jaller’s dad looked at the small robot, and was quiet for a minute.“Braindox! How ya been buddy!” Wheeldax said, getting out of the punch bowl and fist bumped Braindox.“Whoops, I forget. Lasorhawk want you dead.” Braindox said.“What? Why? I never done nuttin’ to the big bird brain.” Wheeldax said.“You Autotoabot now. Though that was reason.” Braindox said.“Hey, buddy, it’s a choice! I can be a Deceptikuta again if I want, but why would I want that? They’re all mean and stuff.” Wheeldax said.“I can switch?” Braindox said, a light bulb brightening above his head. No, seriously, he had a light bulb behind a little piece of hair on top of his head.“C’mon man! All the cool bot’s are doing it! Me, Crashinator, some weird old guy..” Wheeldax said.“I want to be Autotoabot now.” Braindox said. “Welcome to the club!” Wheeldax said, grabbing Braindox’s shoulders.Jaller’s dad turned and looked down the hallway. “JALLER!” he yelled “THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!”And then there was an explosion outside.Down the street, Panrashot and turned his tank form so that nothing could drive past him. Then he had a better idea, turned into his robot mode, and aimed his tank mode’s main gun (that was on his arm) down the street, and fired. The blue sports car down there transmoced into Blue Flame, who took cover behind an alley.“COME HERE AUTOTOABOT! I’M GONNA-“ Panrashot was saying, but then realized he couldn’t make a pun relating to tanks. “KILL YOU!” he said instead.Beside him stood Daedulus and Enderth. “You go first.” Enderth said to Daedulus.“Me? Why me? Why not you!” Daedulus looked down at Enderth.“You’re the one who turns into a truck! You 10 feet taller than I am! Stronger! I turn into a motorcycle! I’m all spindly! My only weapons are a tiny saw and this puny machine gun!” Enderth said.“There’s Autotoabots though!” Daedulus said.“So? You’re strong! You can talk ‘em!” Enderth responded.“I might get hurt..” Daedulus said. You see, he had lost his confidence after being beaten down violently several times, once by Galcee, once by Pohatubee, once by Hydraxhide, and maybe a few more. Actually, alot more.Barritax, leading some drones, walked past them. “Both of you get in there AND FIND THAT MATORAN!” he said in his angry fashion. He then ran down the street, drones following him. Panrashot, towering over all of them, still fired his weapon. His aim sucked, so it just blew up awesomely around Blue Flame.Blue Flame, meanwhile, was trying to snipe at them with his sniper rifle. That’s very hard to do when there are shells exploding all around you. Pohatubee rolled through the garage door, and fired at the Deceptikuta. Barritax dodged the shot and tackled Pohatubee. Blue Flame got a chance to blow the head off of a Deceptikuta, before enemy fire pinned him down again.“Pohatubee!” He yelled to Pohatubee, who was still battling Barritax.“Busy!” Pohatubee said, knocking Barritax off of him. He turned and punched Barritax in the face, Barritax flipped, but landed it, and started again at Pohatubee.“So you talk now punk? I’ll break your vocal processors!” Barritax yelled.“Some bots just talk too much.” Pohatubee said as he shoulder checked Barritax back, grabbed him by the waist, and threw him into a drone. Pohatubee turned and shot a drone that was passing him.“Is Jaller OK?” Blue Flame asked him, craters forming between them from Panrashot’s shots.“Jaller! I forgot!” Pohatubee exclaimed, rolling towards Blue Flame as Daedulus and Enderth finally began to advance.Blue Flame wasn’t happy to hear this. “How’d you forget?” he said.“Well, I’m sorry, but some Deceptikuta kind of showed up!” Pohatubee said. Barritax jumped him again. “Where is the Matoran? Where is Jaller Ithinkimbald?” Barritax said, smacking Pohatubee down.“Wrong city.” Pohatubee replied (lied), throwing Barritax back.Blue Flame continued firing at the Deceptikuta down the street, just missing Daedulus’ head.“We’re gonna die! This is where we’re gonna die!” Daedulus whimpered. Enderth had enough of that. He transmoced into his motorcycle mode and drove through the hole Pohatubee had made in the garage. In there he transmoced and stood up. Luckily, his lack of mass saved him from being too cramped. He stuck his head through the floor, and came up in the living room, knocking the TV over.In there was Jaller, his parents, Hahli, Braindox and Wheeldax, all regrouping after the surprise attack. “Arrghh!” Enderth.... arrghhed? Something or another, anyways, he reached for the Matoran.Wheeldax made a high pitch screaming noise (so did Jaller’s dad), and they backed up. Braindox, however, picked up the punch bowl and threw it at Enderth.“Hey! My pool!” Wheeldax cried. The glass bowl broke pitifully as it shattered against Enderth’s face. Enderth pulled himself into the room (he’s only like 18 feet tall and spindlier than a pasty 13 year old, so it was good) and tried to crawl towards Jaller and company. Hahli picked up Braindox and threw him at Enderth. That didn’t stop him either.“Ow.” Braindox said as he crawled back to them.Down the other end of the street, Tahuswipe and Jodkra (with Johnson riding missile launcher; get it? Because he turns into a missile launcher? Hehehhe, aren’t I clever) drove towards the scene of battle.“You ready to watch this Jodkra? I’m going to get 15 kills today. Because that’s my lucky number.” Tahuswipe boasted.“The letter O?” Jodkra asked.“What? No, the number, the Matoran number 15. I like that number. It’s my favourite.” Tahuswipe said.“I didn’t get the joke.” Johnson said. Jodkra patiently explained it to him.“You see Johnson, in the Matoran-ized version of the Metrutronian alphabet-“ Jodkra started to say.“The what?” Johnson said, more confused than ever.“Well, you are aware we write using different characters, or letters, in Metrutronian, yes? Well, there’s 568 letters in the Metrutronian alphabet. There are 26 in the Matoran one. So, there is a Matoran equivalent of normal Metrutronian, without translating it into Matoran, see?” Jodkra said.“No.” Johnson said, but Jodkra went on.“So, we’ve made it so that Matoran letters, like ABC, would be -1-2-3- in Metrutronian, but it would still sound like normal Metrutronian. So, in this, 15, or -15- as I should say, corresponds to the Matoran letter O. See, simple!” Jodkra said.“Really? I don’t see at all.” Johnson said. Johnson had been target-master partners with Jodkra for 200 years, and still didn’t understand anything regarding the Metrutronian language. Johnson was from Agori, the planet of the Agorians, of which he was one. He had the ability to transform (or transmoc, as Metrutronians say) into a rocket launcher, which Jodkra thought was helpful, considering this was a very powerful rocket launcher.Tahuswipe hadn’t listened to any of this, and just found kill number one. “Watch this!” he said. The Deceptikuta was standing on the other side of a car, and hadn’t noticed the two new Autotoabots, and was firing on Blue Flame and Pohatubee.Tahuswipe decided to have some fun, so he honked his horn. The Deceptikuta drone turned, snarled, and went to jump over the car. Tahuswipe sped up, and in an act of awesome slow motion, transmoced in robot mode, and using his swords, sliced the Deceptikuta apart as they both went over the car. The amount of sparks and things that went flying out of the Deceptikuta was awesome. “Did you see that? Did you see that? Was that not the best thing you ever saw?” Tahuswipe said as he wheeled around to face Jodkra. (Tahuswipe has wheels for feet; AWESOME!)“Actually, no.” Jodkra said as he transmoced into his robot form.“What? How couldn’t you have! I was amazing!” Tahuswipe said, distressed.“I saw it! I thought it was pretty cool!” Johnson said as he stood beside Jodkra.“I’m sorry Johnson, but it’s just not the same. You’re not a Metrutronian, you just wouldn’t understand.” Tahuswipe said. Johnson looked at Jodkra, who just shrugged his shoulders.The group went to Blue Flame, with Tahuswipe speeding forward and slicing drones apart awesomely.“Help! Thank goodness!” Blue Flame said. They ducked as one of Panrashot’s shells went past.“What’s going on?” Jodkra asked.“There appears to be some Deceptikuta attacking!” Pohatubee said sarcastically as he grappled with Barritax and Daedulus, who had conquered his fear.“Hey, no need to be sarcastic!” Johnson said. He looked to Jodkra again. “I think we should focus on that big guy while Blue Flame shoots anybody who gets too close, or might get a hit on Tahuswipe.” Johnson said.They looked over. A Deceptikuta was about to sneak up on Tahuswipe. Tahuswipe spun and slice it apart. “Who’s bad?” Tahuswipe said, dodging a missile. “I’m not. I’m good.” He sliced another Deceptikuta apart. “I’m too good.” His shoulder gun then came out and blasted away another Deceptikuta. “Too good.”“I think he’ll be fine.” Blue Flame said, “and I don’t Jaller will be soon. I’m too big to get into Jaller’s home to stop Enderth, but you Johnson, I think you should get in there right now and stop him.” “Look, while I appreciate you including me in this, you seem to forget that I’m not a Metrutronian, and lack the strength of one.” Johnson said.“Enderth is Metrutronian, and he lacks the strength of basically anyone. You’ll be fine, just use your weapons.” Blue Flame said as he started aiming his weapon at the Deceptikuta again.“I don’t really have any weapons except for my alt mode though!” Johnson said. Jodkra kneeled down and spoke to his friend.“You get in there. You’ll know what to do.” Jodkra said.“No, I won’t-“ Johnson started to say.“Go! Now! Now!” Jodkra said as he unveiled his smaller weaponry, and ran ahead of Johnson. Using this cover, Johnson took went into the gaping hole of the garage. He made just in time to Enderth pull his feet up after him. Johnson, being 11 feet tall, or close to it at least, jumped up after him.Enderth was almost at Jaller and company when Johnson got onto his back. “Hey! Who-“ Enderth started to say. Johnson punched him in the back of the head, then pulled on his head until Enderth gave ground and fell back down the whole. “Me.” Johnson said as Enderth slumped onto the ground, one of his eyes hanging loose.“Little late on the one liner there, Wipeout.” Jaller said.“I’m not Wipeout. He’s sorter than me.” Johnson said as he turned to look at Jaller. Jaller and company had a bit of a shock. And by a bit I mean Jaller’s dad started screaming again. You see, Matoran and Agorians had never, well, met before, and Jaller could tell than Johnson wasn’t a Metrutronian, although very similar.“Hi, I’m Johnson. I’m Jodkra’s targetmaster. I turn into a rocket launcher. So that’s me. Are you Jaller?” Johnson said.Jaller, after all he’d been through, got over Johnson’s Agorian-ness fairly quickly. shook his head. “Yep, I’m Jaller. This is Hahli.” Jaller said, pointing to Hahli. “That’s me.” Hahli said.“Pleasure to meet you.” Johnson said.“And this is my mother.” Jaller said, pointing to his mother.“You can just call me Jaller’s mom. Everybody else does. Including my husband.” Jaller’s mom said.“And that’s me, the man of the house.” Jaller’s dad said as he got out from under a chair.“Oi, I didn’t get the memo we recruitin’ any old bum who just shows up.” Wheeldax said.“Yea, like me.” Braindox said.Right, sorry, end fo the chapter got cut off, will fix that tommorrow. The chapter was like, 6000 words, so maybe I reached the limit or didn't post it right...MTL Edited November 30, 2011 by ManiacToaLaco Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 So Johnson lacks empathic skills and takes things rather seriouly?And he sucks at making one-liners?Okay, he is now officially awesome. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 So Johnson lacks empathic skills and takes things rather seriouly?And he sucks at making one-liners?Okay, he is now officially awesome.It's always good to know I did a good job of a character, saves me the worry of having to make them have an accident...And now, back to our already scheduladed ProgammingTRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 10.5MANIACTOACLACO SHOULD PAY MORE ATENTTION WHEN HE POSTS“You ain’t proving my point!” Wheeldax said.“Indoor voices Wheeldax, or it’s the box for you.” Hahli told Wheeldax.“Not the box, not the box.” Wheeldax cowered.“Kay, it’s nice to get all the introduction and all, but there’s Deceptikuta blowing stuff up outside, so we better get going.” Johnson said.“Yea, get gone.” Braindox said.Outside, Panrashot had had enough of standing and shooting. Sleedat had told him to give Enderth, Daedulus and Barritax a chance to prove themselves, but they were less than useless. “Raaggghhh.” He said as he charged forward, shooting two more time, then knocking drones out of the way. He went straight for Tahuswipe.Tahuswipe looked up and saw him. “Hey, Jodkra, I think I’ll let you have this guy.” He said as he backed up.“RUN LITTLE WORM! RUN!” Panrashot said as he made a grab for Tahuswipe. Tahuswipe swiped at him with a sword, then transmoced and retreated back to Blue Flame and Jodkra’s position.Jodkra just took his fist out of the remnants of a drone’s face and when he saw Panrashot, a good 20 feet taller than all the assembled Autotoabots, running at them. “Johnson! JOHNSON! Hurry up!” Jodkra yelled as he fired his weaponry at Panrashot. The shots hit Panrashot in the chest, and did basically nothing.Blue Flame fired his gun at Panrashot, who rolled, stood, and fired his turret at Blue Flame. The explosion happened 6 feet behind him, and he flew forward. Pohatubee, who had knocked Daedulus down, but was still struggling with Barritax, fired at Panrashot. The shot hit him in the leg, and Panrashot turned and looked at Pohatubee. “Hurry up with that one.” Panrashot said, and he turned back to Blue Flame and Jodkra. But wait, Tahuswipe, where was he?He drove around, and sped toward Panrashot, who had his back to him. “Hmmm, now how should I do this?” he asked himself. He could go under, cut out the knees, and have him fall, or jump on the back and go for the head.The head, always works, he told himself. So he sped up, transmoced right into a beautiful jump, and landed on Panrashot’s back. Unfortunately, Panrashot had long arms that were not obstructed by kibble. He grabbed Tahuswipe and flung him into a building.“Oh, I am having fun!” Panrashot said. Johnson, nearby, snuck past with the Matoran. Jodkra saw this, and decided to take Panrashot’s attention to the other direction.Heh, a rhyme.Jodkra ran around, and fired at Panrashot. “Those tickle.” Panrashot laughed. He then lifted his turret arm and aimed it at Jodkra. “But why tickle when you can punch?” he said as he fired. The shot missed Jodkra, who doubled back.Panrashot fired again. Blue Flame shot at Panrashot, who then fired at Blue Flame. “Keep it up Blue Flame! Maybe we’ll wear him down!” Jodkra yelled to Blue Flame.“No.” Panrashot said as he fired some more. Just then a missile came down and hit Panrashot in the chest. He stumbled. Then another missile came down and hit him. Then Tahkan Metra came down, transmoced, and tackled him.The two rolled, but Tahkan got up, and using his arm blades sliced at Panrashot. Panrashot got a direct hit on Tahkan with his cannon, then shot some more at the Autotoabots, then seeing that only him, Barritax, Daedulus and the newly awakened Enderth were alive, decided to, with much thought, call a retreat.“Run for your lives you worthless slobs!” Panrashot yelled to his cohorts. He fired once more at Tahkan, and then drove off in his tank mode. Daedulus and Enderth followed immediately. Barritax took one more look at Pohatubee, then followed suit.“Well, that was fun.” Pohatubee said.“Really? I didn’t get to do much.” Tahkan said.“Why don’t you chase them Tahkan? You could catch them.” Jodkra said to Tahkan. The large, silver, spiky Autotoabot looked down at Jodkra.“Because we’ve got more important things to do at PEST HQ. Phoenix has brought us a present, and Matanui wants us to be there.” Tahkan said.“And the Deceptikuta bodies?” Blue Flame said. The street had about 25 Deceptikuta drones, all in various states of broken-ness, strewn all over.“PEST will come by. I sent them a message when I came over here. Well, I left a message for Dakama to send, but any ways.” Tahkan said.“How’d you know they required assistance?” Tahuswipe said as he wheeled over.“They?” Pohatubee asked.“I was doing fine. It was you guys who needed a hand.” Tahuswipe said.“I heard Panrashot’s turret from the other side of the city. Not exactly stealthiest of Deceptikuta.” Tahkan said.“Wait, if you heard it, why didn’t police show up or something?” Jaller asked as he, Hahli, his parents, Braindox, Wheeldax and Johnson walked up.“Because they’d be very helpful, now wouldn’t they?” Tahkan said.“Good point.” Jaller said.“All my points are good.” Tahkan said. They surveyed the street once more. Jaller and Hahli’s home was wrecked, as well as most of the building down the block. The road was full of craters and Deceptikuta parts.“Wait a minute, who’s that?” Pohatubee said, noticing Braindox.“Me?” Braindox said, pointing to himself. “That’s the person in question, yes.” Blue Flame said.“This here’s Braindox; he left Soundprah, like I did. He’s an Autotoabot now.” Wheeldax said.“Hmm.” Tahkan grunted.“And he may have some info on the ‘Kuta, y’know? Maybe he could tell us a little something something.” Wheeldax said.“I doubt he’ll be able to tell us more than Phoenix’s prize.” Tahkan Metra said.“Yea, and who’s his prize?” Wheeldax asked.“Blitztran. Now let’s head back. I’m rather anxious to know what the maniac has to say.” Tahkan said.Oh, don’t worry, I’ll have lots to say.“Wait, where we’ll we live now? My house is ruined!” Jaller said. Hahli eyed him. “Our home, our home is ruined!” Jaller corrected.“And the box is gone! It should be a holiday!” Wheeldax said.“Holiday!” Braindox said.“My boss might have a place for us.” Hahli said.“You have a job?” Jaller asked, surprised.“For only like, 2 years now. Thanks for noticing.” Hahli said.“Very well. Pohatubee, Blue Flame, escort Jaller and his family, and their pets, to their new location. Tell us where it is afterwards and I’ll send Wipeout over.” Tahkan said.As Pohatubee and Blue Flame started to transmoc, Jodkra asked “Why Wipeout?”.“So he stops complaining about being forgotten about all the time.” Tahkan said.“He never complains.” Jodkra said as he transmoced into his SSC Ultimate Aero vehicle mode. “He’s a pretty swell guy, actually.” Johnson said as he transmoced into his rocket mode on top of Jodkra’s roof.“He implies it, there, you happy?” Tahkan said as he transmoced and flew to base, with Jodkra (and Johnson) and Tahuswipe following below. Pohatubee and Blue Flame, carrying Jaller, his family, Hahli and the two mini Metrutronians to their new home.END OF CHAPTER Sorry about that, it was being slow uploading the first time, it was late, and I miss-clicked, and stuff happened...NEXT TIME!: Interrogations, confrontations, someelse-ations, in the next exciting chapter of THE TRANSONICLE(S)!MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 Oi!Fun commentary: Lots of dialogue in this one, lots of setting up stepping stones for more things. Yes, Kongu is Dylan, and yes, I did make him a bit over the top, but hey.... And yes, I know I said this chapter would have the Bltiztran interrogation, but there were things I needed to do with Jaller and company. I'll give you a hint as to what Blitztran's interrogation leads too; The Wreckinator's invisible ship, Phoenix Prime's starting-to-get-overused-teleporting ability and a crashed Autotoabot space ship.And Flufskiron's plan contains many steps, but is not too intricate. At the end, I'll explain it.TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 11CASTOR GRAS D’HIVER TA-METRU, NEAR THE COLISEUM, METRU-NUI “And turn this corner, yes, and that, no, and that one, and there we are!” Hahli said as Pohatubee and Blue Flame drove up in front of a huge building that very modern-artsy, and had many, many windows. “You work here?” Jaller asked as he looked up at the 15 story tower, and stepping out of Pohatubee at the same time. Woop-de-doo, he’s a multi-tasker. “And you never once bothered to ask if I even had a job.” Hahli said back to him. Jaller’s parents got out of Blue Flame, and were promptly impressed. “Hey Jaller, why didn’t you try and get a job here instead of pestering Takua?” Jaller’s dad said to him, and then laughed. “Because I don’t think I was loved as a child..” Jaller said under his breath. Inside Pohatubee, Wheeldax and Braindox jumped on the seats and looked at the building. “Snazy place. I call dibs on the top half!” Wheeldax said as he tried to crawl out the window. “Dibs!” Braindox said as he made his way to the window. “No you guys don’t! I don’t think Hahli’s boss would appreciate robots running around his building.” Jaller said. “OH COME ON!” Wheeldax yelled at him. Braindox tried to hide under the petals on the floor. “Hahli, get Wheeldax’s box.” Jaller said, still holding the pouting Wheeldax, who didn’t look very happy to hear “box.” “Uh, the box got sorta wrecked in the attack.” Hahli said. For some reason she looked rather sheepish.... Wheeldax however was only too happy to hear about the destruction of the much feared box. “Woohoo! Joy to the world! The deaf shall hear! The blind shall see! The short shall tall! Many an unanswered prayer has finally been answered!” Wheeldax cheered. “Be quiet ya big head.” Pohatubee said, cementing the reference if any one got it, “So, Jaller, me and Blue Flame have to sit out here?” Jaller looked a bit sorry about that. He put his hand on Pohatubee’s hood. “Sorry buddy, but Hahli’s boss might not be able to handle robots..” Jaller said. “Uh...” Hahli began to say. “Probably safer for him too.” Blue Flame said as Jaller’s parents took the last of their baggage out of Blue Flame’s trunk. Jaller’s mother fell over when Blue Flame spoke. “Don’t you ever talk like that when I’m right here! It scares the beMatanui out of me!” she yelled. “Sorry.” Blue Flame said, not sounding all that confident. “Jaller there’s something I need to tell you.” Hahli said. “Not now Hahli, we have to try and regain our cool here.” Jaller said. “Ah, this must be the much fabled Jaller Ithinkimbald!” a voice said. Jaller twitched violently when he heard his last name, but got control of himself and threw Wheeldax into Pohatubee as fast as he could, and then composed himself. “Well, you must be Hahli’s unheard of boss.” Jaller replied, not very friendly like. “Oh, you’re too kind. I’m more like her, observer. I just let her in the doors in the morning, and she just works away like a busy little beaver.” Hahli blushed at this, “Oh, silly me, I’ve forgotten to introduce myself, haven’t I? I am Kongu, last name Gould. Kongu Gould. Sounds like gold, doesn’t it?” Kongu said, smiling, reveal a gold tooth. Wait, Matoran have teeth? Wait a minute, Matoran have last names? Wait minute, giant robots? AAANNNYYYYWWAAAYYYYSS, Jaller gave Hahli the hairy eye, then sucked in his dignity and shook hands with Kongu. Personally, Jaller though Kongu’s hands were greasy and gross, but kept that to himself. And considering I doubt Matoran hands get like that, that was probably Jaller trying to find the worst in the situation. “Pleasure to meet you.” Jaller lied. Kongu smiled, once more showing off his blindingly white teeth, as well as his gold one. He then saw Jaller’s mother. “Why, who is this fine young specimen?” he said as he walked over to her. “Oh, shucks, you don’t have too.” Jaller’s mother giggled as Kongu came over and kissed her hand. As he brought his head away, she looked a bit saddened that it was over so quick. “And what might your name be? I assume it’s something beautiful, like Stella, as in stellar moon light, for that’s what I think of when I look upon you.” Kongu said. Jaller’s mother giggled violently at this, while Jaller looked on with a mixture of disgust and curiosity. He personally didn’t know what his mother’s name was. Jaller’s father looked mad, although he too, was curious to find out what his wife’s name was. “It’s Jaller’s mother. I was born Jaller’s Mother Magellan.” She answered. Jaller and his father were confused and slightly disturbed by that. “That’s a beautiful name.” Kongu said as he kissed her hand once more. Jaller’s mother giggled again at this. Kongu then went over to Jaller’s father. “Don’t you kiss my hand!” Jaller’s father warned. “Kiss your hand? Why would I dream of performing such a feminine action to such an obviously manly man?” Kongu said. Jaller’s father blushed and giggled like a school girl. “Oh shucks, stop!” he said. “You good sir, are a titan among men! A god among titans! You are above normal describing adjectives!” Kongu said. “Oh, you got me!” Jaller’s father said. As Kongu turned away, he smiled, almost sinisterly, and then layed his eyes up on Pohatubee, Jaller’s shiny yellow Camaro. “And this must be Pohatubee!” Kongu said. Jaller’s eyes nearly flew out of his head. “WWHHHHHHaaaaaaAAAAAAAAtttATTTT!!!” Jaller yelled. “Yea, Jaller I meant to tell you, I might’ve told him about the Autotoabots..” Hahli said, looking ashamed. “YOU DID WHAT NOW!” Jaller yelled at her, then controlled himself, “Why would you do that?” he asked. “It sort of slipped out.” Hahli said. “My, my, you are a most beautiful mode of transportation, if I do say so myself.” Kongu told Pohatubee. “Well, I mean, I can’t let Tahuswipe and Vakama Maximus be the only good looking ones, now can I?” Pohatubee indulged himself, and laughed along with Kongu at his little joke. Kongu then looked inside Pohatubee and saw Wheeldax and Braindox. “Ah, you must be Wheeldax! I’d recognize your mighty visage anywhere!” Kongu said. Wheeldax was very happy to hear that the mighty warrior goddess had put in a good word for him. “Well, y’know, I try, I try.” Wheeldax said, lining against the seat and pretending to check non-existent finger-nails. Jaller went over to Hahli, and in hushed tones, spoke to her. “You told him about Wheeldax!” he said. “I assure you, it wasn’t nearly as flattering as a mighty visage that I said!” Hahli said. Kongu then looked to Braindox. “And you are Braindox, I presume. Clearly your name does not lie!” “Braindox!” Braindox said, slapping his knees. “When did you tell him about Braindox! We’ve only had him an hour!” Jaller said. “I texted it to him!” Hahli responded. Kongu then spun around and pointed to Blue Flame. “Now, there’s a cultured and intelligent robot when I see one!” Kongu said. “Aw, I see what he’s doing! He’s appealing to our individual personalities and vanities in order to make an impression up on us! I like that!” Blue Flame said. “Ohhhh you got me!” Kongu said. Pohatubee revved his engine. “Blue Flame, you sounded an awful lot like Kopatchet there.” Pohatubee said, displeasure in his voice. “Was that supposed to be an insult, Pohatubee? Because if it was, it wasn’t very good.” Blue Flame said. “Wanna bet?” Pohatubee responded. “I’m not sure I need to, considering that I have definitive proof that your intent to insult me did not succeed in any way, shape or form.” Blue Flame said. Kongu, however, intervened. “Whoahohoho, calm down there cow-boys! Look, there’s a lovely garage around back that’s 50 feet tall. You can both chill out in there until Jaller and Hahli find a new home.” Kongu said. “50 feet you say...” Blue Flame said. “It is. Just follow the yellow brick road!” Kongu said, pointing to a literal yellow brick road that led around the building. “Why thank you.” Blue Flame said as he began to drive down it. Pohatubee, still near Jaller, spoke to him. “Will you by all right, Jaller? By yourself up there, I mean. I know you got Wheeldax and Braindox with you, but they’re not exactly.. competent.” They looked and saw Wheeldax and Braindox trying to get up the first step into the building. They were almost succeeding. Almost. “And until Tahkan Metra sends Wipeout over, you’ll be basically a sitting duck up there.” Pohatubee said. “I’ll, I’ll be fine Pohatubee. I just don’t think I’ll have much fun.” Jaller said. Nearby, Kongu had Wheeldax and Braindox on his shoulders, and was leading his mother and father by the hand into the front doors. Hahli followed carrying most of the baggage. “Hey, Pohatubee, I’ve been thinking about what this creepy Ko-Matoran said to me. He said the Deceptikuta were up to stuff, but that it didn’t concern me. But then we got attacked. And Braindox was sent into our house to try and kill us or something.” Jaller said. “You know Jaller, if they wanted you truly dead, Braindox, Enderth and Daedulus would’ve been on the other side of the island. They’re not what you’d call the most competent of Deceptikuta.” Pohatubee said. “Your right... so maybe Braindox is actually a tracking devise, or diversion from something else!” Jaller said. “Maybe. I wouldn’t go that far, even with him. You know how Wheeldax always said he’s a salvage scrap drone? Well, Braindox really is. Braindox’s name is similar to an oxymoron. He’s not intelligent at all.” Pohatubee said. “I noticed that much,” Jaller said, and he began contemplating what that creepy Ko-Matoran had said. “Maybe, when that Ko-Matoran said that the Deceptikuta were up to something, he was telling the truth, but when he said they’re not after me, he was lying on purpose to try and warn me!” “That’s a bit of a stretch, but it seems a bit likely.” Pohatubee said. “Pohatubee, we need to find that Ko-Matoran! Maybe he knows more about this!” Jaller said. “By chance, did that Ko-Matoran work in a large, green building?” Pohatubee asked. “Well, I didn’t pay much attention to the building, actually, but yea, green sounds right.” Jaller said. “Uh, well, perhaps my radio can explain it best. “ Pohatubee said, then switching over to his radio. <.... and in other news, a Ko-Matoran was apparently killed today when a wall mounted TV fell off the wall and exploded on his head. The TV had, some reason, been placed over a security camera, and experts suggest that the combined electrical force was enough to charge the TV enough that it could pull itself off the wall and detonate. Accidents like this are hard to avoid, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.> Jaller stared, rather blankly, at Pohatubee. “That may have been the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.” He said. “I’ve heard much worse than that, I assure you.” Pohatubee replied. “Well, Pohatubee, I guess you’ll need to try and find a friend for me. Do you remember 12345?” Jaller asked. “The Sector Six Po-Matoran agent who tried to have me frozen inside the Canyon of Unending Whispers, then we did all that crazy stuff finding Gunmetal and going to Voya-Nui? He might be familiar.” Pohatubee said. “Great. Find out where he is. I think I’ll need his help. I guess I should go into the building now and find out where I’m supposed to live now. It’s been nice talking to you Pohatubee. Wow, that’s a weird thing to say.” Jaller said. “I’ll find him, don’t worry.” Pohatubee said as he drove down the yellow brick road. From across the street, Lasorhawk watched this, most interested. ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE Nihiscream was locked in a chair, unable to move except for his head, and very much displeased with this turn of events. He had a feeling it would be one of the last journeys he’d be making, considering how unhappy Makutatron seemed with. Stupid, Nihiscream thought, stupid, stupid, stupid. Why didn’t I kill him when I had the chance? Because, he thought again, I was going to use him a proof of how much I was than him, he thought ruefully. Then there was the case of Norik Prime. Nihiscream had a bad feeling about him. He knew Flufskiron and Swiftinock were up to something, as he knew for a fact Flufskiron hadn’t had Norik killed. Oooh, I wonder if Flufskiron will have Makutatron killed, Nihiscream thought. He knew that Flufskiron was not fan of Makutatron, but he wasn’t sure how far Flufskiron would go with his displeasure. Speaking of which, Flufskiron walked in just then. “Ah, Nihiscream, how has your flight been so far?” he asked. “Not the best I’ve ever had, not the worst.” Nihiscream replied. It was best to appear indifferent in these situations, Nihiscream thought. “Really? Because I don’t know if you’re aware or not, but your very much going to die a painful death once we land. Makutatron is not known for his kindness. Or... intelligence.” Flufskiron said. Nihiscream remembered 3 years back when Shockvak had told him that he’d receive a painful death if he kept crossing Makutatron. Nihiscream had thought it ironic how Shockvak had ended up dying. Or so he thought. As it turns out, Dreadinock, one of Nihiscream’s least favourite Deceptikuta, and Blitztran, another of Nihiscream’s least favourite Deceptikuta, and brought Shockvak back to life. And what a joy that was. And then all of a sudden Nihiscream realized that Flufskiron had just called Makutatron stupid. “Well, at least I’m not the only who has noticed.” Nihiscream said, about as witty as he could muster. Flufskiron chuckled a bit (the Metrutronian equivalent, at least) and walked closer to Nihiscream, and rested one of his elbows on Nihiscream’s shoulder. Flufskiron was a bit taller than Nihiscream, but a lot bulkier, and weighed alot more, so Nihiscream didn’t quite appreciate this. “Why, Nihiscream, I realize you’re hardly my own level of intelligence, but you’re far more competent than Makutatron. Although I’m not sure you can fight nearly as well.” Flufskiron said. “Unlike him, I can talk without yelling all the time.” Nihiscream responded. That was about as good as he could do at the moment. “Not like that’s very hard. You see Nihiscream, I have a dream. A dream, of a more lethal, unyielding powerful Deceptikuta empire!” Flufskiron said, moving away from Nihiscream. “Really? Because I’m sure Makutatron had the same idea, and that’s what got us into this mess.” Nihiscream responded. “It was his dream of power, of the AllShiny. It was also Icarax.” Flufskiron said, “You did know Icarax, I presume?” “I had the chance; I can’t say I liked him anymore than Makutatron. He was stuck in a pizza box for most of the time I knew him.” Nihiscream said. “A what-box? Is that Matoran for tomb?” Flufskiron asked. “It’s similar. It’s a tomb for the remains of some dough-like creature, and they put its blood all over eat, then cut it up and eat it.” Nihiscream explained. Flufskiron made a face. “Disgusting creatures. I can applaud Makutatron’s hatred for the things, however. Admirable.” He said. “An inspiration to us all, indeed.” Nihiscream said, rather sarcastically. “Now, your point please, Flufskiron. I grow bored on the way to my execution.” Nihiscream said. “Oh, of course, how could I forget? Yes, well, when we land, I’m going to let you out of these restraints, I’ll take you to Makutatron, then we’ll kill him together.” Flufskiron said. Nihiscream was surprised with the brutally simple nature of this plan. He liked it. “Well, I think that’s a good way TO GET US BOTH KILLED!” Nihiscream said. Flufskiron smiled. “Nihiscream, Nihiscream, Nihiscream, you over-estimate Makutatron.” Flufskiron said. “I saw him rip an Autotoabot in half with his bare hands, then eat its spark. Unless I’m mistaken, that may be very high on the list of most frightening things I’ve ever seen.” To put that into perspective, that’s like me ripping a seven year old in half and eating his heart. Not exactly mentally pleasing, is it? “Yes, but that’s the old Makutatron. He’s been dead once and rebuilt using the parts of lesser Deceptikuta. You remember that forest battle, don’t you? Matanui Prime was able to beat you, some of your Strikers, Grindtaka and Makutatron by himself. Then at the Sun Eaterer, Matanui Prime shot off most Makutatron’s face using Makutatron’s own weapon! Nihiscream, Makutatron is not the fearsome warrior we once knew him to be! He might be able to kill legions of Deceptikuta drones by himself still, but who can’t? Face Nihiscream, Makutatron can be hurt,” Flufskiron turned one hand into a row of deadly spikes, “He can be killed.” Nihiscream looked at the spikes for a minute, then looked back to Flufskiron. “Flufskiron, what’s in it for me?” Nihiscream asked. “Your Strikers, once more, yours. Your ship, the Dinobot, once more yours. Your place in my new empire.” Flufskiron said. “I may have underestimated you, Flufskiron. You have a deal.” Nihiscream said, feeling good about his prospects. “Excellent, then the first steps of my plan is almost complete.” Flufskiron said as he rose to his full height. “First steps?” Nihiscream, once more thinking of Norik Prime. “Whoops, did I let that slip? Silly me. Silly me.” Flufskiron said, walking out the door. This’ll end well, Nihiscream thought, sarcastically. END OF CHAPTER If I got the French in the title wrong, please point it out.MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Caster gas driver? What?Anyway, you seem to have blown Kongu's sucking up abilities out of proportion. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted December 7, 2011 Author Share Posted December 7, 2011 Caster gas driver? What?Anyway, you seem to have blown Kongu's sucking up abilities out of proportion.It's supposed to mean "greasy winter beaver pelts" which would have partly forshadowed Kongu being greasy and a suck up. That way, unless you didn't notice, he's supposed to Dylan Gould, who has.... less than good motives in the movie. I don't want to spoil it too much for anyone who somehow hasn't seen the film and is reading thi- wait a minute, there's only like, 4 people who read this, and I'm pretty sure they've all seen the film, so I'll go ahead and drop this; Dylan betrays the good guys in the movie, so Kongu...And incase, three installments later, you somehow don't know, Jaller is supposed to be Sam, Hahli is Mikaela (Ididn't switch out for Carly), and Jaller's parents are Sam's parents, Pohatubee is Bumblebee, and Blue Flame is a guest star. Wheeldax and Braindox are Wheelie and Brains, Lasorhawk is Lasorbeak, and Nihiscream is Starscream, and Flufskiron is a guest star.And Makutatron is Megatron, although if you couldn't figure that out, I don't think you even watched the movies.The next chapter will be..... in the near future. The interrogation of Blitztran will finally happen, then the Autotoabots will have too... well, it would be cruel of me to not spoil too much.So,MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted December 14, 2011 Author Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) I've been busy lately, so that's my excuse for being so slow with updates.Fun Commentary: Oooh, Blitztran, he's manic enough that the Autotoabots simply don't believe he could be tricking them somehow into the plots of Flufskiron and Shockvak. Little do they know that Blitztran is smarter than he sounds.TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 12JACK BAUER INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES DON’T WORK ON ROBOTSPEST HEADQUARTERS, TA-METRU, METRU-NUIA blue Turaga walked along a ramp, followed by several Onu-Matoran, all wearing awesome sunglasses and bullet-proof vests, each carrying a high-powered rifle, capable of blowing a hole through the eye of a Metrutronian.They, however, were of no importance. The Turaga was, however.“Sergeant Captain Hewkii?” She asked the first Matoran she found, a Po-Matoran.“Uh, no, I’m the New Guy.” He answered.“What’s a new recruit doing in a highly restricted zone?” she asked him, rather rudely.“No, it’s just what everybody calls me. My real name is-“ The New Guy began to say.“I don’t care. I’m looking for Sergeant Captain Hewkii.” She said, again rather rudely.The New Guy sighed, then pointed to a 50 foot high door. “You’ll find him in there, with several very large robots who are good friends of his. Watch what you say, one of them likes shooting first and, well, doesn’t really care for asking questions at all, really.” He said.“How nice.” She said, already on her way. She walked up to the door, which opened, as if pulled by some un-seen force. On the other side she saw that some over-worked Matoran were struggling to pull it open all the way.“We have robots here capable of transforming into anything they want, but we can’t get a door to open with the press of a button?” she said, rather angrily.“Actually, we can’t turn into anything we want. Just anything that has a corresponding mass to our bodies.” A gray, 23 foot tall robot said.“I thought it was corresponding volume?” A smaller, 11 foot tall, well, not robot thing said.“You know Johnson, you’re missing the point here.” The taller robot said.“And how am I doing that, Jodkra? I can transform too.” Johnson said.“It’s transmoc. Transforming is some silly thing that could apply to anything. Transmocing refers to Metrutronians.” Jodkra said.“They’re interchangeable. I don’t go around blabbing every Agorian custom to you, do I?” Johnson said, referring to his own race.“No, you just go around making bad one-liners.” Jodkra said.“Did you just go there? I’m warning you Jodkra, one more time and-“ Johnson responded, raising a fist.“Ahem, gentleme-, er, gentlebots, I’m here to-“ the Turaga started to say.“I’d prefer gentle-Agorian. I’m not actually a robot in the true sense.” Johnson said.“Is that so? Well, you’re both Autotoabots, aren’t you?” The Turaga asked.“Yes, yes, we are.” Jodkra answered.“Good. I’m here to see Matanui Prime. President Turaga Dume has a bone to pick with him.” The Turaga said.“That’s an odd thing to say. Considering that Matanui Prime has no bones, and that a bone would be a very inefficient tool to pick at him with.” Jodkra said.“It’s a figure of speech, Jodkra. Calm down.” Johnson said, then turning to the Turaga “He wouldn’t understand it. They don’t have figure of speech, metaphors or anything fun in Metrutronian.”The Turaga's patience was beginning to wear thin, but she continued. She couldn’t break in front of her guard. Well, she could, but the point is.... “Enough! Where is Matanui Prime?” she snapped.Johnson raised an eyebrow (he had them), but Jodkra answered for him. “He’s down at the other end, but this isn’t the best of times.” He said.“The best of times, the worst of times, the epoch of life of death. I don’t care, I’ve wasted too much time already.” She said, making her way past them.And then she saw why it wasn’t the best time. Considering how you already know their names, I’ll just go ahead and name the Autotoabots here; Hydraxhide stood, with his remaining cannon and his gun (remember, he lost a cannon on Voya-Nui, and he couldn’t bring himself to replace it) pointed at the object. Tahkan Metra, with his heaviest weaponry out, stood aimed at it too, Dakama Prime had his massive axe held ready in his hands, the Wreckinators all had their weapons of mass destruction all aimed at it as well. The PEST soldiers and remaining Autotoabots (except Pohatubee, Blue Flame and Wipeout, who were elsewhere) had their weapons trained on the object as well, well protected behind this line of the most powerful Autotoabots.The object in question? The Deceptikuta Blitztran, who was chained, bolted and duct taped to a massive chair, and being interrogated by Matanui Prime. Phoenix Prime, with his arm reattached, was nearby, just in case you were worried about our future-friendly Autotoabot.“What were you doing on Voya-Nui?” Matanui asked Blitztran.“Picking up zugar für meine Oma!” Blitztran answered. Just to clarify, Oma is German for Grandmother. Of course, now I’ve just probably made it more confusing for you.“I’m not sure how spinning around and blowing things up results in your acquisition of sugar.” Kopatchet said, intently monitoring Blitztran statistics on a chart.“AHAHAHAOOHOHHAAH! I like zat vun! He ist zo funny zat I could just rip his head right off!” Blitztran said.Matanui however, did not beat around the bush. “Where you there for Makutatron? He just landed on this planet. Was he trying to rebuild the Sun Eaterer?” Matanui asked.“Oooh? Ze boss ist back? Wie schöne!” Blitztran laughed.Vakama Maximus walked up, his pistols at the ready. “Look, just tell us what you were doing over there, and you’ll be just fine.” He said that in way that made it seem like Blitztran wouldn't be fine afterwards.“Vhat are you talking about? I am fine! Perfectly fine in ze head!” Blitztran laughed.“Hey Matanui, we’re not really getting anything from this guy.” JackaL said.“Just say the word, and we’ll send his accent-y head right off of his body.” iBrow said. For emphasis, LesoSpinn prepared his rifle.Matanui shook his head. “I won’t have the killing of a prisoner, even if it is a Deceptikuta.” He said, even though he personally thought interrogating Blitztran was about as useful as trying to make spaghetti out of a tree.“That is a silly rule.” Tahkan Metra said, whihc Hydraxhide nodded at. Matanui gave them a disappointed look.Matanui turned back to Blitztran. “Was it Dreadinock who had you working there? Or was it Nihiscream?”“Nihiscream? Ach, nein! He von’t be able zu orders für much longer! AHAHAHAHAHHA!” Blitztran laughed.“His accent is starting to annoy me.” Hydraxhide said.“I agree with Hydraxhide, this won’t get us anything.” Hewkii said.“I didn’t actually say that.” Hydraxhide said, but no one listened, for the Turaga had finally remembered she had been asking for Hewkii originally.“Sergeant Captain Hewkii!” She yelled, walking towards Hewkii. Hewkii spun around and saw the Turaga.“Uh, hello! I don’t think we’ve had the pleasure of meeting you before.” Hewkii said. He didn’t like the look of her. She looked like she hadn’t smiled in the last 30 years.“I’m Turaga Nokama, from the Government, and President Dume has some issues with the Autotoabots.” She said. Matanui turned and looked down at her, waiting for what she had to say.“Not this again.” Vakama Maximus said to Hydraxhide. Hydraxhide grunted a grunt of dissatisfaction.“Go on.” Hewkii said, knowing he wasn’t going to enjoy this.“The first issue our good President has, is the army of Deceptikuta desecrating the Tohu Memorial.” Nokama said.“Well, uh, that’s.... that’s a problem.” Hewkii said, at a loss for words.“Ach, you needn’t vorry, I think Zleedat ist ze vun in charge zere! Zhe von’t do anything, unless zhe does! AHAHAHAHAH!” Blitztran said.“The Deceptikuta have built the memorial into a fortress. Even using our full force and Omega Kaita, it would result in a large loss of life and destruction to the Matoran. We do not want to have to do that.” Matanui said.“But letting them build up more forces is better?” Nokama asked.“I will admit, I had thought that they would’ve left after their defeat on Voya-Nui.” Matanui said.“Uh-huh. Secondly, the battles you and your warriors have with the Deceptikuta result in large amounts of destruction to our buildings, and a general fear among Matoran.” Nokama said.Dakama Prime spoke up here. “Those times are usually from when we send Hydraxhide out to deal with Deceptikuta.” He said.Hydraxhide chuckled at this. “Hehehe, yea, well, there weren’t any Deceptikuta around to complain after I was done.”Nokama was unimpressed. “Matanui Prime, as my predecessor Ehyre noted, the Deceptikuta don’t seem to be here for any reason other than to hunt you and your Autotoabots down. After a few utter defeats, they still persist!”“I fear that may be true. They’re here for revenge, once more.” Matanui said.“And you still haven’t allowed us to copy your weaponry! I know our weapons can hurt and kill them, but your weapons tear them apart! If we had them, and the last of your secrets, then we may be able to deal with the Deceptikuta force at the Memorial!” Nokama said.It was Kopatchet who spoke Nex next. “I have, actually, given information to PEST soldiers. They’re much more efficient than they were before, say, Voya-Nui.” Kopatchet said.“I will not allow our more advanced technology to fall into the hands of all Matoran. We know your penchant for war, and our weaponry would do no kindness to your world.” Matanui said.“And what about secrets? You never said before that the Deceptikuta had an entire army. We’ve told you everything.” Nokama said, crossing her arms.Blitztran decided it was time to make his move. “Oohohoho, zat’s vhat you think!” he said, a devious smile on his face.Matanui turned to face the insane Deceptikuta. He noted that Nokama had a slightly worried expression. “What do you mean, Blitztran?” Matanui asked.“You found part of zat Autotoabot ship in ze icy place, ja?” Blitztran said.“We did..” Matanui answered, not sure how Blitztran knew.“Und I bet you knew zat ze Matoran vere vunce on ze moon above zis planet?” Blitztran said.“We know.” Matanui said, not sure if he was going to like what Blitztran had to say.“But do you know vhy zey vent zu ze moon?” Blitztran asked. The New Guy, who had followed Nokama in, made a mental note to find out why some of the Metrutronians had accents.Hewkii spoke up. “They said “To boldly go where no Matoran has gone before” was the reason.” Hewkii said, very sure of himself. But then he wasn’t. “Wasn’t that the reason?” he said, turning to Nokama.Nokama now had a very odd look on her face. Blitztran smiled deviously. Matanui kneeled down and brought his face down to Nokama. His head alone was taller than her.“What was the reason, Turaga Nokama from the government?” Matanui asked.Nokama gulped, then straightened. “Well, I guess it’s going to have to come out then. 60 years ago, when Sector Six was still in existence, they had helped create the first satellite in conjunction with the Metru-Nui government. As you know, they learned this technology from NEMOTE 1.” She said.“Makutatron.” Matanui Prime said, emotionlessly.“The satellite broke, however, and landed in Ko-Metru, which at the time had still been the Ko-Matoran Union, and not part of Metru-Nui. Reverse engineering the satellite, they made their own version, and launched it into space. Over the following years, both Metru-Nui and Ko-Metru made several satellites, each more advanced than the last. Finally, Ko-Metru made technology that allowed them to scan the surface of the moon, and had plans to be the first Matoran on the moon.” Here Nokama took a breath of air.Blitztran, slowly, said “Und, vhat did zey find zere, little Matoran?”“I’m not at that part yet. The Ko-Matoran scanned something that gave them the inspiration to work even faster. Before long they had a ship, and landed the first Matoran on the moon, much to the disgrace of Metru-Nui. There, they found what had inspired them; a ship, of gigantic proportions, crashed on the northern half of the moon.” She said.“That’s where the Deceptikuta ships are situated now.” Dakama said.“OOoohh, you’re not az stupid az you look! AHAHAH!” Blitztran laughed. Dakama looked at him angrily.“Inside the ship they found bodies of beings –your race- all over the place. The noted large damage in one area of the ship, like the ship had been shot from some high-powered explosive. They also noted how some of the beings had died. Many had large cuts and had been sliced apart, like from a sword of some sorts. They took a few pieces of the ship, not many, since most of the rubble was far too large for them to even look over, let alone move, and they came back to Ko-Metru. That was the first, and last, expedition to the moon. Not long after that Ko-Metru became part of Metru-Nui after the Ko-Matoran Union went into its own depression, and all its documents and advanced technology –and pieces of the ship- were seized by Sector Six. Or so we thought.” Nokama finished. The room was silent, except for the quiet giggling of Blitztran.Suddenly, Matanui slammed a fist into the floor. “You’ve lied to us. Your government has held from us something of such importance, and you have the nerve to ask us for weaponry and secrets? You have no idea what will happen if I’m right about what I think is on that ship!” Matanui said, anger in his voice, a sound not many in that room had heard before.Nokama look ashamed. “We had no reason to tell you-“ she started to say.“You had no reason to hide it from us!” Matanui said.“Und, who do you think ist on zat zhip?” Blitztran said, still smiling.Matanui stood up. “I think that is the Exploratory, personal ship of Norik Prime, shot down by the Terragator during the final battle of Metrutron.” Matanui said, his voice steel.“Gute! Gute! Und, do you know vhat ist on zat ship?” Blitztran asked.“His Space Bridge Pillars, among them the five control pillars.” Matanui said. The Autotoabots looked shocked, the Matoran looked confused.“Those.. those were real?” Kopatchet asked. Beside Crashinator had a slightly frightened look on his face.“Yes, Norik told me that he had found out how to use them from some old information dating back from the time of Icarax’s betrayal, and that they were perfectly safe. With them, he said, we could teleport the AllShiny all over the galaxy in strategic ways, keeping it out of the Deceptikuta’s hands. Only the Deceptikuta attacked too early.” Matanui said.“I remember that fight. Flufskiron led them, I think it was.” Hydraxhide reminisced.“That was our last hiding place we had for the AllShiny. We protected the spot to the last, and Norik was supposed to fly by, activate the Space bridge pillars, and we would launch the AllShiny into them, and teleport it to safety. Only Norik’s ship was shot down by the Terragator, and I assumed the pillars had activated and sent the ship to the other side of the galaxy. It appears I was right.” Matanui said, sorrowfully.“Wait, that means your race has the ability to teleport?” Nokama asked.“I do!” Phoenix said, teleporting to the opposite side of the room and back.“Our eldest, survivors from Icarax’s time, had the ability, and apparently our future selves do.” Matanui said.“Well, it’s complicated.” Phoenix said.“And Norik discovered the technology how to, but it is not at all a common trait.” Matanui said.“And how does it work?” Nokama asked.“I do not truly know. I doubt even Phoenix does,” Matanui said. Phoenix shrugged. “but the pillars, if enough energy was available, and enough pillars were ready, have the potential to warp even a planet vast distances.” Matanui said. Hewkii didn’t look too happy to hear this.Hehehehehhee.“Ach! Enough of zis! Let’s have a song! Oooh, I know a gute vun! Ze itzy bitzy spider crawled up ze wasser spout! Along came ze rain und vasched ze spider out! It drowned in a puddle, und all its babies died! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!” Blitztran laughed.iBrow, who was standing nearby, looked slightly disturbed by this. If he had had eyebrows, he would’ve raised them.I think that was an awfully clever line, don’t you think? I do. I’ll give myself a pat on the back for that one.Dakama walked up to Matanui. “So, what will we do now?” Dakama asked him.“It looks like we’ll have to rescue Norik, or if that’s not possible, take the pillars away and destroy them before the Deceptikuta get the chance to use them.” Matanui said. “I should leave the Sun Matrix here. If I should be killed on the moon, I do not want its power available to the Deceptikuta to use on the pillars.”“So.. we’re going to the moon?” Dakama asked.“iBrow, does your ship still work?” Matanui asked the leader of the Wreckinators.“Unless something has gotten past Omega Kaita, then yea, it should.” iBrow answered.“Then yes, Dakama, we’re going to the moon.” Matanui Prime said. And behind him, Blitztran laughed.END OF CHAPTERThat's right, ladies and gentlemen, next chapter Matanui Prime, the Wreckinators and maybe some other Autotoabots go to the moon!!!EXCITMENT!MTL Edited December 16, 2011 by ManiacToaLaco Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Teleportation works likes this. You disassemble yourself into elementary particles, before ripping a hole in the fabric of space-time and sending your particles through, before reassembling them at your chosen destination.Well, that's how I think of it.Anyway, so they're going to the Moon? Wait, does this mean the Moon will transform into a giant robot named Luna Kaita/Supreme and start shooting laser beams at Earth?Wait, wrong series. So now they're going to get Norik Prime. Yay for treachery. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 Teleportation works likes this. You disassemble yourself into elementary particles, before ripping a hole in the fabric of space-time and sending your particles through, before reassembling them at your chosen destination. Well, that's how I think of it. Anyway, so they're going to the Moon? Wait, does this mean the Moon will transform into a giant robot named Luna Kaita/Supreme and start shooting laser beams at Earth? Wait, wrong series. So now they're going to get Norik Prime. Yay for treachery.I think if I had the moon transform, I could basicaly just write "And then all the good guys got killed by billion foot tall robot".However, I'm lazy enough to do that, so don't tempt me . The next chapter WILL be tommorrow, so y'all don't need to worry now, y'hear? I also watched DOTM again last night, so I'm prepared. It will be more similar to DOTM's plot once they get Norik back to the Matoran planet, although I've changed things up somewhat.MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Nice chapters, lovely accents, another good chapter.And now... Will they find Bananas.... on the MOOOOOOOOOON! Hehehehehhee.Wut. Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 Nice chapters, lovely accents, another good chapter.And now... Will they find Bananas.... on the MOOOOOOOOOON!Hehehehehhee.Wut.Well, Matanui said the pillars have the potential to teleport a planet, and at the end of the movie......Hence, hehehhehehe.Fun Commentary: Not the best chapter ever, but finishing this chapter means that stuff will actually get to happen in the next few chapters.TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 13TO BOLDY GO WHERE OTHERS HAVE GONE BEFORESPACE, THE FINAL FRONTIERWell, not for Metrutronians. You see, they’ve had space travel longer than Matoran have existed, so...SPACE, THE FRONTIERThe Wreckinators ship zoomed smoothly thro-“Hang on there!” iBrow said.What?“I said hang on there you purple-gutted ten fingered maniac!” iBrow said again.You can’t talk with me, I’m the writer!“You got something wrong! You didn’t say the name of my ship!” said iBrow.I’M THE WRITER. IT DOESN’T HAVE A NAME, SO I DIDN’T WRITE ONE!“Yes it does. It’s called the iBrow. Get it right, or don’t do it at all.” iBrow said......Fine, well, the iBrow-“The iBrow!! In italics!” iBrow said, rather rudely.The iBrow zoomed through the atmosphere of the Matoran planet, heading for the moon. At the controls was the Wreckinators, their leader, iBrow, silently smirking to himself, as if he had won some great intellectual battle. Behind them stood Matanui Prime, Kopatchet and Tahkan Metra. They had contemplated taking more with them, but they did have to leave some on the planet below.“If anyone says “are we there yet?” I will personally throw them off the ship.” Tahkan Metra had said when they had gotten onto the ship. Considering they had taken some of the more serious Autotoabots, this probably wouldn’t have happened anyway, but a little extra assurance didn’t hurt.“iBrow, activate the cloaking device.” Matanui said.“It’s already on.” iBrow answered.“Is it? Wow.” Kopatchet said.“Aha, yes it’s quite useful for us that it only works on the outside of the ship. It would be bloody difficult to do anything with invisible controls.” JackaL said. LesoSpinn chuckled at that.“Very well.” Matanui said.And then there was an awkward silence.“Soo.... are we there yet?” Kopatchet asked. Tahkan shot him a very unkind look. “Just asking.” Kopatchet replied.The ship, invisibly, landed on the moon, and in the distance the Autotoabots could see the Deceptikuta armada, although one ship differed from the rest. It was also stuck in the ground at an odd angle, which certainly helped.“That must be where the Exploratory crashed.” Matanui said, referring to the name of the ship.“What’s the plan?” Tahkan said, readying his rifle.“We could just go in and blow everything up.” LesoSpinn said.“That’s only been the plan once.” iBrow said to Lesospinn.“I know. It was my favourite.” LesoSpinn said.“Kopatchet, you remember when you took Omega Kaita out of that Deceptikuta base?” Matanui asked Kopatchet.“That was different. We had the largest table cloth ever made, as well as someone who could pretend to pull his thumb off. Here we just have some trigger happy guns and the entire Deceptikuta army.” Kopatchet said.“We’re not that trigger happy!” JackaL said.“Well, sometimes you are, JackaL.” iBrow said. JackaL shrugged.“Perhaps if we remain stealthy and just find a hole in the side of the ship, we can sneak in and get Norik out?” Tahkan asked.“I fear we don’t have much choice.” Matanui said, opening the hatch to go outside. “Autotoabots, ROLL OUT!”The Autotoabots followed Matanui Prime, leaving the iBrow cloaked behind them. The encountered no scouts, which was not surprising. I mean c’mon, if your hiding on the moon, are you really expecting anyone to just waltz on over and stumble across your army?Crossing the moon’s surface, they family came right up to the side of the Exploratory.“Can’t find a place to get in.” iBrow said.“I’m assuming we’re not allowed to make a hole?” LesoSpinn asked.“We’d only serve to alert the Deceptikuta.” Matanui said, examining the smooth metal. “There must be a way in! There has to be!”“Wait, look up there! I see the marks of an explosion! Perhaps if we climb up we’ll be able to go through the hole.” Kopatchet said, pointing to the wound on the ship.“It’s worth a try. Tahkan, head up and see if Kopatchet is right.” Matanui ordered Tahkan.“Will do.” Tahkan replied as he transmoced and flew up, staying close to the ship so he wouldn’t get noticed.He transmoced again when he was near it. Peering down into the hole, he called out “If you can climb, you’ll be fine!”So they began to climb up the side of the ship, the Wreckinators leading, followed by Matanui with Kopatchet in last. When they got to the top, Matanui had help Kopatchet up the last few feet.“There’s no gravity here! Couldn’t we have just floated up?” Kopatchet said.“Well now you mention it.” iBrow said in a rather sarcastic tone.The Autotoabots looked down into the hole, turning on whatever lights they had.“I see lots of.. broken things.” JackaL said.“Somewhere in there lies Norik and the pillars. I hope the Deceptikuta haven’t already found them.” Matanui said, and then jumping into the hole.Inside the ship, Matanui looked around again. He had landed in the remnants of a hallway, wires hanging from the ceiling and cracks in the walls and floor. Everything was a dull gray colour.Walking onward, with the others following him, Matanui found the first body. Lying face down, with its lower body covered in rubble, the nameless Autotoabot looked almost peaceful.Except for the fact the top half of its head was gone, sliced right off.“That wasn’t rubble that killed him.” Kopatchet said.“We don’t need to be medical officers to know that!” Tahkan said. Kopatchet ignored him.“I wasn’t aware that the Deceptikuta had gotten onto the ship. I had only seen it shot by the Terragator.” Matanui said, reminiscing....FLASHBACK!On Metrutron, during the final battle, Matanui cut his way through a Deceptikuta drone. The sky was filled with rockets and explosions, Autotoabot ships trying desperately, but failing, to hold off the relentless Deceptikuta onslaught. The building behind the Autotoabot line contained the AllShiny, and they had to hold off the Deceptikuta long enough for Norik Prime to come by and set up the Space Bridge pillars.Matanui kept an optic on the sky, waiting for Norik ship to come by. He doubted that Norik would be able to slip by the enemy fleet. Looking back to the field, he saw that the farthest part of the Autotoabot line was failing, and Deceptikuta were pouring through, onto the building, and putting a hole in it. One tell-tale figure led them.“Makutatron.” Matanui said in Metrutronian. Slicing down another Deceptikuta, he made his way to nearest Autotoabot communications place. He informed them to be making sure the Autotoabots inside the building were ready for the AllShiny’s launch at any time. Turning back to battle field, he saw an Autotoabot ship fly past, firing at Deceptikuta ships and dropping some bombs on the Deceptikuta ground forces. A cheer went up from the Autotoabot forces, and briefly they pushed back.But then the Fenrakk Walkers showed up.60 feet high, four-legged machines with guns for heads and huge weapon-proof shields on their legs, they marched across the battle field, invulnerable to anything shot at them from the front, and ploughing their way through the Autotoabots. Matanui ran under one, and using his swords, cut up the knees of it. It buckled and fell, and the Matanui found a joint and sliced it’s terrible head right off.Glimpsing back up, he saw that Norik’s ship was almost in position, so close, when-BBBBOOOOMMM!The Terragator, most frightening and feared ship of the Deceptikuta, fired in vicious arsenal of weaponry at Norik’s ship, ripping open it’s back and engines. Suddenly, there was a flash, and it was gone, all that was left were a few pieces of flaming rubble. The Autotoabots went into despair, and Matanui decided he had no choice. Seeing in the distance Omega Kaita falling to the Zivonastator, he ran back to the communications station, which now had a few bodies in it. He ordered the AllShiny launched, and it was. With a great blue light, it sped forth from the roof of the building, into the sky, and into space. Behind it followed one small figure; Makutatron.BACK TO THE FUTURE PRESENTThey continued past the body, and they turned corners, walked up stairs, walked down stairs, turned more corners and finally walked into the control room. The control room was littered with Autotoabot bodies, and one Deceptikuta one.And in a corner sat Norik Prime, unmoving, unresponsive.“Kopatchet,” Matanui said, not taking his eyes off of his friend, “check his life signals.”Kopatchet walked up to Norik’s body, and waved a thinga-majig around in front of him. “Well, his vital signs say that he’s perfectly fine. But obviously he’s not; otherwise he’d be talking to us or something. Trust me, science never lies.” Kopatchet said.“And where are the pillars?” Tahkan asked, looking around the room.“I think these are them.” iBrow said, pointing to box at Norik’s feet. Matanui walked up and opened it. There would’ve been a gasp around the room if any of the persons in there had been able to breathe.In the box were five pillars, all smooth, except for the middle parts of them, which contained small openings.“Norik’s five control pillars. I wonder what has happened to rest.... it doesn’t matter, they won’t work without these five.” Matanui said, standing up. “Kopatchet, take the box with the pillars.”Kopatchet walked over and picked up the box.“I’ll carry Norik. Wreckinators, lead us back out. Tahkan, you take the rear.” Matanui said, picking up Norik. Tahkan picked up Norik’s shield and double sided sword, and followed Matanui and the others out.From a dark corner in the room, Swiftinock watched, and then sent a message to Flufskiron. “They’ve taken the bait, and they return to the Matoran planet now. Swiftinock, out.”END OF CHAPTERNEXT TIME: I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET, BUT THERE'LL BE STUFFMTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted December 25, 2011 Author Share Posted December 25, 2011 First of all: Seasons greetings and such! I got a laptop that has a different program than Microsoft word, so I tried it out.... with the next chapter of Transonicle 3!Fun Commentary: This chapter is not very funny, but the next chapters will go get back to Jaller and the Deceptikuta, which I find are usually much easier to put humour into.TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOM CHAPTER 14 BEHOLD NORIK PRIME! PEST HEADQUARTERS, TA-METRU, METRU-NUI Matanui Prime, Kopatchet and the Wreckinators (iBrow, JackaL and LesoSpinn) drove towards PEST headquarters, while Tahkan Metra flew above. Matanui had his trailer with him, and inside the trailer was Norik Prime and his five control pillars. A special escort of PEST, Matoran military and a few police vehicles flanked them, while Ramenbolt, in his invisibility-ness, flew above, keeping in contact. They reached PEST headquarters, where Dakama Prime, Hydraxhide, Vakama Maximus, Nujack, Crashinator, Jodkra, Johnson, Mataus, Tahuswipe, Galcee and Phoenix Prime awaited them. Standing nearby was Hewkii, the New Guy and Turaga Nokama. Wipeout had gone to meet up with Blue Flame and Pohatubee at Kongu's workplace, where Jaller and co. were currently living, along with Wheeldax and Braindox. Omega Kaita still guarded the Wreckiantor's ship. (the iBrow)And that, my friends, is the where-abouts of all the Autotoabots. Incase you were wondering. As Matanui made it into the parking lot, he transmoced into his impressive robot mode. "So you got him?" Hydraxhide asked. "He's in here." Matanui said, motioning to his trailers. The Wreckinators and Kopatchet drove up and transmoced. "Did you get these pillars as well?" Turaga Nokama asked. "We've got everything alright." iBrow said, patting the trailer. "Although I would've liked to shoot a Deceptikuta or eight." JackaL said. LesoSpinn nodded enthusiastically. "Bring him out then. Let's see if he's still tickin'." Hydraxhide said, and the Wreckinators began opening the trailer. Dakama Prime walked up to Matanui. "Here's the Sun matrix. Kept nice and safe." he said. "Thank you, Dakama." Matanui said, taking the Sun Matrix and hiding it away in his chest. They turned back to the trailer, where the Wreckinators had Norik out already. Kopatchet kept scanning him. "That's odd. My scanners say he's perfectly alright, if a little weak, yet he still appears comatose." Kopatchet said. Nujack walked up and waved his own scanners over him. "My say the exact same thing!" Nujack said, rubibng his chin. "I didn't need you to tell me what I just said!" Kopatchet snapped at Nujack. Nujack looked a bit taken back. The Wreckinators thought this was funny, but they atleast tried not to laugh. Tahkan carried the control pillars out, which Turaga Nokama eyed curiously. Inside PEST headquarters, the Autotoabots set Norik's body up in a large, recliner-like object. Tahkan put the control pillars in a locked, secure room, and Blitztran, from his own locked, secure room, could be heard laughing maniacly. "And what will you do with him, once he wakes up, if I may ask?" Turaga Nokama asked Matanui. Matanui walked to one side of the room, and turned to face her. "We will welcome him. He was a much respected member of our race, and it will be a honour to serve beside him once more." Matanui said. Nokama scowled a little, but only Hewkii noticed. The Autotoabots lined the room, all eyes upon Matanui and Norik's body. Matanui took the Sun matrix out, and it sort of floated in his hands. "Please let this work." he said, and he sent the Sun Matrix to Norik's body. There was a small flash of light, but nothing else, as Norik's chest plates moved themselves to let the Sun Matrix enter. Suddenly, there was movement. Norik's hands twitched, then he moved his legs off of the recliner and stood up. He surveyed the room. "What planet am I on?" he asked. "Norik, welcome to the planet of the Matoran. They are our allies, and let us live here among them." Matanui said, stepping forward. Norik spun to face him, seemingly ready to pull out his double sided sword, but then noticed who it was. "Matanui? Is that you?" he asked, a little bewildered sounding. "It is I, Matanui Prime. Welcome to our new home, old friend." Matanui said. "So, Metrutron was lost?" Norik said, a little despondently. "It was. Your ship was shot down at the final battle, and I was forced to launch the AllShiny into space. That was several millenia ago." Matanui explained. "I see." said Norik, looking to the floor, then looking back up, "The pillars! What about the pillars?" "You've rescued the control ones. We have them stored on the premises." Norik nodded, then looked at the other Metrutronians. "I recognize Hydraxhide.." he said. Hydraxhide nodded. "And noone else. Wait, Dakama Prime? Oh, Tahkan Metra. The Wreckinators! Where's the others..." he said, recognizinga few of the assembled Autotoabots. "They will all be introduced in due time, my friend." Matanui said, placing his hand on Norik's shoulder, and at the same time getting you off the hook of having to read an entire chapter of introductions again. Now, this entire conversation was happening in Metrutronian, so all the Matoran present were very confused, and Nokama was angered. The nerve of them! Speaking in a foreign language, on Metru-Nui? Preposterous! "Hey! Norik Prime!" Nokama yelled. Norik turned to her. "What did it say?" Norik asked Matanui. "Kopatchet, help him with the Matoran language." Matanui asked the white Autotoabot. Kopatchet was still confused slightly as he put a wire into Norik's arm and uploaded the Matoran language onto him. He had monitored Norik's vitals during the whole Sun Matrix thing, and noticed that Norik's vitals had not changed at all. He'd tell Matanui about that later. "There, you're good." Kopatchet said, stepping back. Norik thanked him and turned back to Nokama. "I am Norik Prime, and I-" he began to say, but was interrupted by Matanui. "Norik, we've already told them about you. No need to introduce yourself." he said. Wow, Matanui is really looking out for you guys. Normally we'd have only been halfway through the first set of intros by now. "Oh." Norik said. "I'm Turaga Nokama, a representative from the Matoran government, and I'll have you know that we're not exactly to pleased to have so many machines of war on our planet." Nokama said, being perhaps far too rude to giat robot that could've turned her into a blue stain on the floor with little less than a second thought. "You mean the Deceptikuta?" Norik asked her, indifferent. Phoenix Prime noticed that at no point had they told Norik about the Deceptikuta. He assumed that Kopatchet must've uploaded the info. "That, and your pillars. These teleporting things-" she began to say. "They are space bridge pillars, which is not teleportation! It is an opening in which an object can travel huge distances, as long as there are enough pillars on either end of the space bridge, and have sufficent power!" Norik said. Phoenix thought this was interesting, due to his own powers of teleportation. His teleportation powers required energy as well, demanding on how far he traveled. He had also learned that, with enough power, he could teleport across time, although that had only happened once, when the AllShiny had done it for him. The New Guy turned to Hewkii. "This guy sounds like a cross between Leonard Nimoy and Liam Neeson!" he said excitedly. "No he doesn- well, a bit actually." Hewkii responded. He wondered what Hafu would've thought of Norik Prime. Or what Macku would've. He hadn't seen Macku in such as long time. The military hadn't let him leave, due to his expertise fighting Deceptikuta. Nokama continued on. "Ok, so it's not a teleporter. But you could in theory transport weapons and armies with it, couldn't you?" she said. "You could if you decided to use it as such. But it was designed with AllShiny in mind. The AllShiny would've kept it powered, so we could've kept it moving." Norik said.Phoenix wondered if the Sun Matrix could be used to power it, but he kept that thought himself. "So it is a weapon!" Nokama said. Now Norik was growing annoyed. "Only if it's used as one! And I am the only one who knows how to use it, so watch yourself Matoran. I am far above your level and comprehension." he said. The beings in the room noted how slightly.... well, not exactly kind that sounded. "You should be kinder to the Matoran, your all using this place as a refug-" she began to say. "I am a Metrutronian and a Prime! I am of the highest orders! I was Protectinator of Metrutron! I shall how I want to whom I want! And we only use this place as a refuge until we can activate the Space Bridge pillars and restore Metrutron!" Norik snapped. The others were shocked to hear this. "How could we use them to restore Metrutron?" Matanui asked him. "I will tell you, Matanui, and you alone, for now. But first, introduce me to this planet. Here, you are the teacher and I the pupil. Let us go." Norik said, sounding far kinder (and a bit more senile) now. Norik began walking out of the room, and with a look back and a silent apology Matanui followed. The room was silent, except for the sound of Blitztran's laughter, slightly muffled from the walls. END OF CHAPTERNEXT TIME: JALLER ONCE AGAIN MEETS THE ELUSIVE 12345! OR MAYBE FLUFSKIRON AND NIHISCREAM WILL FIGHT MAKUTATRON! 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ManiacToaLaco Posted December 26, 2011 Author Share Posted December 26, 2011 It's the Transonicle boxing week blowout! Another chapter!Fun Commentary: Flufskiron's plan is explained a bit, and in the fight he goes easy on Makutatron. He doesn't want Makutatron dead just yet...TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOM CHAPTER 15 MEANWHILE, THE DECEPTIKUTA TOHU MEMORIAL, TA-METRU, METRU-NUI Makutatron sat calmly on the throne in the Tohu Memorial, the staute of Hapori Tohu that had once been in it ripped out by Makutatron himself several years ago when Icarax's revenge had failed. Of course, when I say Makutatron sat calmly, I mean he's not killing anything or considering it. He watched Flufskiron's shuttle land slowly in the park, where most of the grass had been trod into oblivion or just ripped up by an angry Decepitkuta. On that ship was supposedly Nihiscream, all bundled up and ready to be eviscerated. Makutatron enojed the thought of killing Nihiscream. He had contemplated doing it several times before, but Nihiscream either found a good excuse for it to not happen, or he just wasn't nearby, and there was always those annoying occasions when Makutatron was about to end him and then Autotoabots showed up. Makutatron, was quite wary of this time, however. As the ship finally landed and excess steam for some reason went steaming off, he thought of Flufskiron. Makutatron did not trust Flufskiron. He knew that the red and bulky Deceptikuta was far smarter than the average Deceptikuta, as well as being much stronger. Makutatron knew that he would be able to kill Flufskiron if they got in a fight, but he kenw that Flufskiron always had help with him. And when Soundprah had told Makutatron that Flufskiron had left his minion Swiftinock on the moon, Makutatron knew something was wrong. Makutatron rose to his feet and walked forward, Panrashot following him. Panrashot was fanatically loyal to Makutatron, at the expense of not being the brightest star in the sky. In front of Flufskiron's shuttle, Sleedat, Enderth, Daedulus and Viewdok were already there, waiting, along with the few hundred nameless drones in the Deceptikuta base. The ramp to the ship lowered, and forth walked Flufskiron, a sinister smile on his face. Behind him, some drons led out Nihiscream and his foremost strikers, Ramstrike, Thunderstrike and Skystrike. "Lord Makutatron, I bring you the traiter Nihiscream, as well as his co-comspirators!" Flufskiron said, motioning to said Deceptikuta. "I can see that. Give Nihiscream here, I want him dead right now." Makutatron said, making his way forward. On his head, or rather in it, Dr.Transraga worked steadily. Makutatron thought he was useless, but let him work anyways. Nihiscream twitched a little bit as Makutatron walked forward. "I assure you Lord Makutatron, I can be of some use ye-" he began to say, but Makutatron grabbed him by the neck. "Quiet you gaseous tinhead. I'm not in the mood for your excuses." Makutatron said, who then ripped Nihiscream from the arms of the drones. "or your existence." Nihiscream grabbed at Makutatron's arms, atemptting to force the Deceptiktua leader to let go. Makutatron also noticed that he kept looking over to Flufskiron."Now, now, Makutatron, is there really a need for" Makutatron heard Flufskiron's voice, then the sound of Flufskiron's gun being readied at the side of his had "that?" Makutatron turned to look down the barrels of Flufskiron's weapon. "So, you're in league with Nihiscream?" Makutatron asked, squeezing Nihiscream's neck in his fury. Nihiscream was making some pitiful noises as he kicked and clawed and Makutatron. The Deceptikuta all watched with interest or indifference. "Not in league in the true sense, but similar." Flufskiron said, his weapon unwavering. "THEN YOU WILL DIE WITH HIM!" Makutatron said, swinging Nihiscream at Flufskiron, knocking Flufskiron to the ground. The drones that had came with Flufskiron let go of the Strikers and charged, while Ramstrike, Thunderstrike and Skystrike all stood there, unsure of what to do.One drone got onto Makutatrons back while another atemptted to shoot him. Makutatron took the drone off of his back and threw him at the drone, then kicked at Flufskiron, who had made his way out of range. Flufskiron turned his fist into a multitude of spikes and ran at Makutatron, stabbing. Makutatron got hit once, growled, then grabbed for Flufskiron's face. Two shoulder mounted Cordak launchers came out of Flufskiron, well, what do you think? His shoulders and fired at Makutatron. Nihiscream, fed up with millenia of abuse, fired missiles at Makutatron. Flufskiron, Nihiscream and Flufskiron's drones all opened fire on Makutatron, who was forced back. Suddenly, a drone exploded. Panrashot fired his arm's turret weapon, blowing apart drones. Makutatron then charged at Flufskiron and Nihiscream, throwing them both to the ground. Makutatron ripped off a piece of Flufskiron's chest armor, and Flufskiron kicked at him. Makutatron grabbed Flufskiron's foot, and spun, sending Flufskiron flying. Makutatron then took his own foot, which had treads on it, and put it into Nihiscream's face, then started spinning the treads. Nihiscream screamed (heh), which made Makutatron smile a little bit. He then reached down, picked up Nihiscream, and threw him to the ground once more as Ramstrike tackled Makutatron. Nihiscream rolled, turn his hands into a blade and a buzzsaw, and stabbed and sliced Makutatron while he dealt with Ramstrike on his back. Ramstrike grabbed at Makutatron's head, then Makutatron grabbed onto Ramstrike's wrists and pulled off both of Ramstrike's arms. In surprise Ramstrike fell to the ground, while Makutatron beat on Nihiscream with Ramstrike's arms. Meanwhile, Flufskiron had Panrashot on him, ripping and clawing at anything he could find. Flufskiron hit Panrashot in the face, which gave him enough time to then grab Panrashot's face. He threw Panrashot to the ground, then got up and ran over him, heading back to Makutatron. Nihiscream, Flufskiron and the remaining drones all continued to fight Makutatron, all staying out of range of Makutatron's limbs, which everyone agreed were very dangerous. Makutatron the charged again, taking heavy damage from shots, but this time he was slowed down from a volley of missiles from Nihiscrem. Turning his fist into spikes, Flufskiron went for Makutatron, punching once, then punching twice, then punching a third time, each time just missing Makutatron's face, either hitting his shoulders or his chest. He was just about ready to get Makutatron's face when Panrashot shot (heh) Flufskiron in the back, which Makutatron used to pick up Flufskiron and throw him at Nihiscream. Nihiscream dodged the throw by rolling, but upon exciting his roll, Makutatron was there, and Makutatron kicked him in the face. Flufskiron and Nihiscream were both at Makutatron's feet, looking up at the badly damaged Deceptikuta leader."Flufskiron and Nihiscream, you are both traitors to the Deceptikuta." Makutatron said, staring down at themn with unblinking eyes optices. "The punishment for traitors is death." and with that Makutatron reached for them. Sleedat watched, having known this would happen. It wasn't the first time someone had tried to kill Makutatron, but it was the first time they'd almost succeded.Maktuatron picked up Flufskiron first, who seemed distracted. Makutatron didn't care. All he had to do was rip out his spark... Suddenly, the ground nearby was torn apart, and a giant metal snake thing came forth. Deceptikuta scattered before it, while Makutatron watched it make its way towards him. Suddenly, it stopped. It was covered in saws and spikes and other mean looking things. Then a being stepped out of it. "Makutatron, put him down. Now is hardly the time." Shockvak said, walking past the head of the Drill Dragon. Makutatron growled, but threw down Flufskiron anyways. Flufskiron snickered a bit, and stood to his feet. "Oh mighty Shockvak! It is always a pleasure to see you! When that Autotoabot ripped off your head on Voya-Nui, I was so sadden-" Nihiscream began to say, but was stopped because he got Makutatron's foot in his face. "What are you doing here, Shockvak? I thought you were busy running errands for Dreadinock?" Makutatron said to one-eyed Shockvak. "I preformed no errands for Dreadinock, I assure you. I am here because I have important information to share with you." Shockvak said. "And what would said information be?" Flufskiron asked, smiling wickedly. Makutatron shot him an angry look. Behind them, Nihiscream got to feet. "As you know, Blitztran has been captured by the Autotoabots." Shockvak started. "I did not know this!" Makutatron said angrily. "I did." Flufskiron said, still smiling. "Carry on, Shockvak." "Blitztran's mission was to allow himself to be captured, and feed information to the Autotoabots." Shockvak said."What does Blitztran know? He can't even walk in a straight direction!" Panrashot said. "Actually, Blitztran is far smarter than he lets on. Otherwise Dreadinock wouldn't have gone to the trouble to get Blitztran to help with my body." Shockvak said. "So Dreadinock is a traitor too!" Makutatron said."Shut up Makutatron!" Flufskiron said. The look Makutatron gave him that time was enough to kill a dolphin. "Blitztran told the Autotoabots of Norik's ship on the moon." Shockvak said, still standing perfectly straigh infront of the Drill Dragon, which occasionly looked at the Deceptiktua drones, which would then run for their lives. "Norik Prime! What else have you hidden from me?" Makutatron said, really getting mad now. Flufskiron only smiled at him. "Blitztran also told them about Norik's space bridge pillars, which hurried them along even faster." Shockvak said. "So those were real?" Sleedat said, walking forward. Her expert opinion could only help. "They were. And he made a lot of them." Fluskiron answered, not really caring if Sleedat was there. "Naturally, Matanui Prime went off as soon as he could, although we're not sure as to how they got there. We assume the Wreckinator's have their ship on the planet, and they took it." Shockvak said. And now Makutatron was mad. "How do you know all of this? I am the leader of the Deceptikuta! All information should reach me FIRST!" Makutatron spat."That woould very inconveinent and inefficent to do. The Autotoabots went to the moon, where our scouts were told to let them pass. They entered Norik's ship and exited with Norik and his pillars, with no loss of life to the Deceptikuta forces. Swiftinock succeded in doing his part there." Shockvak said."And what was his part?" Makutatro asked, he would've been red with anger if Metrutronians worked that way. "He had the Dread Avengers assemble and sneak abroad the Autotoabot ship. They'll have knowledge now and a current location that'll be very useful for us." Fluskiron said. Everyone looked at him funny. "The who?" Sleedat asked him. "No, the Dread Avengers. It's what Swiftinock told me they wanted to be called." Fluskiron explained. "No! Who are they you tinhead!" Sleedat said. Flufskiron shook his head and muttered something about incompetence, but answered anyways. "They're a group of highly trained Deceptikuta who excel in assassination and distraction missions. Think of them as our version of the Wreckinators." Flufskiron said. "Weren't they called the Dreadinators before?" Panrashot asked. "The leader got his information on the Matoran from the internet, and the first thing he found on there was something called movietrailers.com. I believe it influenced him to change his group's name." Flufskiron said. There was silence. "That is highly illogical and a useless choice." Shockvak said. "That's a stupid name. If they succeed in whatever Swiftinock told them they're supposed to do, perhaps I'll let them keep it." Makutatron said."Oh, we'll see about that, Lord Makutatron. We'll see about that." Flufskiron said to Makutatron. There was silence again. "What?" Nihiscream said. Flufskiron looked around. "Right, it appears I mistimed that." he said. He had thought that was the end of the chapt- END OF CHAPTERNEXT TIME: THAT THING WITH JALLER!MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. 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ManiacToaLaco Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) Fun Commentary: I'm sorry about all the German accented characters..... Although Hickory's accent is based more on what actual German accents sound like (in my experience). It's important to note that there is no "th" sound in German. So instead of that, I put a "d". Also, this chapter would've been longer, but I didn't feel like writing more... :TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 16THE MAN WHO SAVED AMERICA METRU-NUITHE SET OF A TALK SHOW, METRU-NUIThe cameras were ready, the loser-ish nobodies moved out of the way of the cameras, and the host took a sip of his coffee."Ready in 3, 2, 1, and go!" The director guy said.The host looked up from his coffee and papers, and introduced himself. "Hello, I'm your host Icytoa1, and this is Metru-Nui tonight!" Icytoa1 said, folding some papers on the desk. There was a recorded applause, which accidentaly switched to a laugh track. They went back to the applause and fired the attendant."Tonight we have a very special guest star. The writer of the book I saved the world and I liked it, who apparently did save the world, 12345!" Icytoa1 said. On the screen, another viedo thing popped up, showing a smooth masked Po-Matoran sitting in a lounge chair in a mansion, surrounded by piles of books."Allo, allo, allo. It's a pleasure to be here, Icytoa1. Can I call you Icy?" 12345 said, running his hand over his smooth mask."No, but please, tell us about yourself before I begin the questions." Icytoa1 said."Very well Icy, I was born in Metru-Nui. I worked for the government for a long time, and then aliens helped me save the world from other aliens. You can read about it in my book." 12345 said."Uh-huh. So, speaking of aliens, where do you stand on the whole good robot/bad robot war?" Icytoa1 asked."I'm on Metru Nui's side, Icy. I've got our best interests at heart, as I say in my book. Which you can buy." 12345 answered."Because that's what I asked..." Icytoa1 said under his breath. Speaking up, he continued "Tell us, what exactly did you do to help save the world from the, uh, what was is? Deceptikuta. How did you help stop the Deceptiktua?"12345 smiled and shook his head. "Icy, Icy, Icy, I saved the world, is there anything to ask? If you really have questions about it, buy my book." 12345 answered."Yea I see where this is going..." Icytoa1 said under his breath again. "Tell me, 12345, you are aware, of course, of the dissent among the population of Metru-Nui about the Autotoabots using are island as a home, sayign that once they leave, the Deceptikuta wrecking the Tohu Memorial would leave as well?""I am aware, and you'd be more aware too if you bought my book." 12345 said, holding one of his books up to the camera. "I saved the world and I liked it! What I did you save you!"Icytoa11 slammed his hand on his desk. "Look! 12345! Stop trying to sell your book and answer some of these questions!" Icytoa1 snapped.12345 facepalmed. "Icy, you've been lied to by the government! We need to side with the Autotoabots officaly, blow up the Deceptikuta, and you need to buy my book!" 12345 said."Turn the camera off! This interview is done!" Icytoa1 said, waving his hand at the camera."Whoa, Icy! Stop! You need to hear what I have to say! And you all need to buy my book!" 12345 said, still waving his book around."You're a loony." Icytoa1 said as 12345's connection was switched off.At 12345's home, the camera crew that had been filming him began to pack up and leave. "Pants!" 12345 said angrily, standing up and throwing an empty water bottle at the wall. It hit the wall, burst apart, and turned out to not be empty."Clean that up! Somebody!" 12345 called out, but the camera crew had already left, taking everything they had and a few belongings of 12345's. But they didn't take any of his books. "Lousy ungrateful..." 12345 began to say, until somebody walked in there."Vhat is being de problem?" A Ko-Matoran said, walking up and holding a notebook."Ahah! Hickory! My loyal and faithful servant! Clean that mess up!" 12345 said, pointing to the puddle of water on the ground."Jawohl!" Hickory said, who then whistled at some other servants to come by and clean up the puddle.12345 continued walking with Hickory through 12345's mansion. "Hickory, these ungrateful slobes do not realize all that I've done for them." he said, flipping through his book."You've done alot for dem." Hickory said."Sales of my book have gone done dramatically. There was that boom right after Voya-Nui, and now zilcho! Nothing!" 12345 said, pointing to a row of paintings showing the pyramids, before and after the Sun Eaterer, along with plenty of himself standing over the remains of Deceptikuta."Null!" Hickory said."I don't understand why not. It's a great book!" 12345 said, motioning to a hallway with bookshelves going to the ceiling, each shelf filled to the top with his book."It is a great book." Hickory agreed."Perhaps they're not ready for me. The Autotoabots may be the heroes they need, but I'm hero they deserve." 12345 said, looking to the roof."Uh-huh. Ja, vell, dat ist very nice und all, but der ist a yellow car parked on de lawn." Hickory said, not looking up from his notebook.12345 stopped. "WHAT?" he said in surprise.Hickory looked up from the notebook. "Ja, Camaro I zink.""In my parking spot? I don't think so!" 12345 said, then rolling up imaginary sleaves, made his way to the door to meet face to face with whatever punk was in his parking spot, and teach him the meaning of pain. But somewhere in his mind, the words "yellow" and "Camaro" were meshing violently. Now what where they from...12345 walked out the door, saw the Camaro and slammed his fist on the hood. "You got one chance bud-" he began to say, but...The hood pulled apart, the car pushed itself up, parts flipped, rearranged, arms, legs and a head came out and suddenly 12345 was on the ground, a yellow robots standing above him. Hickory followed to see what the comotion was, then stopped and almost fainted.The three stood like this for an entire mintue before anything happened."So, 12345, long time, long time. I can't say I enjoyed being kidnapped by Sector Six way back when, although I couldn't really have said it at the time. But now I can." Pohatubee said.12345 came back to his senses. "Oooohhh you're the kid who keeps messing with giant robots car!" 12345 said."I usually go by Pohatubee, but I assume that would be an apt discription." Pohatubee said."You know dis vun?" Hickory said, sort of whispering it but not really to 12345."Relax Hickory, it won't hurt us, unless the kid has gotten mad at me for taking all the credit for Voya-Nui." 12345 said, standing up and brushing himself off."I'm sure Jaller feels apprehension or something about that, but no, he needs your help." Pohatubee said."What for?" 12345 asked."He didn't really say. I think he might be getting paranoid about the Deceptikuta. I don't really know why, I'm sure we could handle them." Pohatubee said."So the kid needs my help with another plot." 12345 said, thinking about it. "No! Never! Not again! Not after what I saw at Voya-Nui and Sector Six! I was there!""Dere's no vun nearby to listen. De camera crew has been long gone." Hickory said."Alright. Let's go kick some tin!" 12345 said, pulling out his trademark sunglasses and putting them on.They all stood there for a moment."Are you going to be driving us to the kid then?" 12345 asked Pohatubee."You don't have a car you could use instead?" Pohatubee said, not sounding like he wanted to drive them."Well, we do, but we'd have to get the keys out and everything.." 12345 said."Und ve don't know de vay." Hickory said."Fine. But don't touch anything!" Pohatubee said, transmocing."OOoh! I'm riding in another NEMOTE! The same one even! SO exciting! If only the boys at Sector Six could see me now!" 12345 said as he got inside of Pohatubee.END OF CHAPTERNEXT TIME: I HAVEN'T DECIDED YETMTL Edited December 29, 2011 by ManiacToaLaco Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 12345/Simmons seems much more eager to sell his book than before.Anyway, I thought Dutch/Hickory had a Deutsch accent.Other than that, you've brought us another good chapter. A bit shorter than usual though. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 "Pants!" 12345 said angrily, standing up and throwing an empty water bottle at the wall. It hit the wall, burst apart, and turned out to not be empty.Well...good thing it was just water..."Dere's no vun nearby to listen. De camera crew has been long gone." Hickory said.I do enjoy this guy's accent."Well, we do, but we'd have to get the keys out and everything.." 12345 said.THAT'S a hassle. Never realized how much work it really is that I do whenever I drive.Good chappy, MTL. I get the feeling I'm going to enjoy this comedy.-MT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 "Perhaps they're not ready for me. The Autotoabots may be the heroes they need, but I'm hero they deserve." 12345 said, looking to the roof.I smell a Batman reference.Also apologies for not posting in awhile, though short chapter was short and also comedic.-ibrow Quote JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 12345/Simmons seems much more eager to sell his book than before.Anyway, I thought Dutch/Hickory had a Deutsch accent.Other than that, you've brought us another good chapter. A bit shorter than usual though.12345 has to make a living somehow. He's not exactly paperboy material. And Hickory does have a German accent, just a more realistic one compared to say, Blitztran.It was a short chapter, I don't really know why. I was feeling lazy near the end of it, and I felt 12345 needed a chapter where he stared in it.I also notice you that you read Tvtropes, with your whole team thing going on in your sig. I haven't been on tvtropes lately, and I've had more free time as a result."Pants!" 12345 said angrily, standing up and throwing an empty water bottle at the wall. It hit the wall, burst apart, and turned out to not be empty.Well...good thing it was just water..."Dere's no vun nearby to listen. De camera crew has been long gone." Hickory said.I do enjoy this guy's accent."Well, we do, but we'd have to get the keys out and everything.." 12345 said.THAT'S a hassle. Never realized how much work it really is that I do whenever I drive.Good chappy, MTL. I get the feeling I'm going to enjoy this comedy.-MTWhat with the keys and opening the door and starting it.... ridiculous how anyone can drive anywhere.I hope you enjoy it, because hate is such a wasted emotion "Perhaps they're not ready for me. The Autotoabots may be the heroes they need, but I'm hero they deserve." 12345 said, looking to the roof.I smell a Batman reference.Also apologies for not posting in awhile, though short chapter was short and also comedic.-ibrowThen you've smellled correctly! It's always does the heart good when someone catches your reference!There's no sweat about posting, but it does help to know wheter I've done a good job or not when people post! :PAlso;Fun Commentary: The whole Wreckinators complaining bit is my own sentiments. I've only really used them twice (the Drill Dragon/Shockvak in Ko-Metru and going to the moon) and they still haven't done anything. Such a waste of talent too, because they can fight, which in the big ol' final battle, they'll make up for it. They're gonna do much more than they did in the movie! Also, it's "inators" as in WreckINATOR and DreadINATOR.TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 17THE INATORS OF SOCEITY PEST HEADQUARTERS, TA-METRU, METRU-NUIThe three Wreckinators, iBrow, JackaL and LesoSpinn all sat on some of the largest benches ever created, specifically designed for Metrutronians.And they were bored out of their minds."iBrow! What's the point of comin' to this stupid rock if we're not going to do anything!" JackaL complained. LesoSpinn nodded in agreeance."We've gone on what, two missions now, and both would've gone just as fine without us!" LesoSpinn said."Calm down ya tinheads. I'm sure something will come up." iBrow said, disapointed (and slightly agreeing with) his comrades want for action."We went to the bloody moon, and where the entire Deceptikuta army is sitting on their chasis, and all we did was grab the body of Norik Prime and his teleportin' things!" JackaL said."They needed our ship, though. They couldn't have gone up with Omega Kaita, he would've been seen from millions of kios away!" iBrow said."We're three of the most battle hardened and Deceptikuta-smashin' Autotoabots there is, and all we've done is shoot at Shockvak's drilling thing rescue Norik Prime!" Jackal said."You're overreacting JackaL. I'm sure the second something happens, Matanui will be the first to send us out." iBrow said."Somethin' did happen! Pohatubee's pet got attacked by Panrashot, and they sent Tahuswipe and Jodkra!" JackaL said."Hey, Tahuswipe and Jodkra can handle themselves. Although I don't personally care for all his nonsense about how great he thinks he is, but Jodkra is good. Johnson can handle himself pretty good too, for an Agorian." iBrow said."I think we're underappreciated." JackaL said, crossing his arms as he said it."Look, the three of us have seen more battles and fights than msot of the Autotoabots here." iBrow started to say."Except for Hydraxhide." LesoSpinn said."Well that goes without saying of course." iBrow said. The three mutually agreed about that. Hydraxhide had been in wars that probably hadn't even happened, but no one was going to him that. "You shouldn't be acting like protoforms about it." iBrow said."I guess." JackaL finally said. LesoSpinn nodded in agreement. "But I'd still like to do somethin' other than sittin' around all day!" JackaL said."Ye want something to do?" Hydraxhide said, walking up. The large, black Autotoabot towered over the three of them, and still hadn't lost his enjoyment of blowing Deceptikuta up, even after he'd lost one of his precious cannons on Voya-Nui. "Go on watch around the Tohu Memorial where all the Deceptikuta are hiding out, and the first Deceptikuta that makes trouble, you got my approval to blow up." "Well then, I guess we're getting something to do after all. Wreckinators, let's go!" iBrow said, transmocing and driving off, followed by JackaL and LesoSpinn.Hydraxhide watched them drive off. He liked the Wreckinators, they were bots after his own spark; gun tottin' Deceptikuta smashin' trigger happy explosion fanatics. He walked along, seeing PEST soldiers run by, doing their jobs and such. He wasn't actually aware what PEST meant, but he was glad to have their help none the less. They kept the smaller Deceptikuta off of him when he wanted to wreck one of the bigger guys.Walking along, he came to Kopatchet's new lab. Since his old one had been destroyed when it was flying at the battle of Voya-Nui (long story there), and the old PEST headquarters had been wrecked aswell in a different Deceptikuta attack, the first thing Kopatchet had done when they'd aquired the new base was construct a new lab. Hydraxhide always thought it was ironic how Kopatchet was a terrible medic, but a much better inventor of things, like Omega Kaita's new body.Finally getting into Kopatchet's lab, Hydraxhide saw piles upon piles of junk and wires, along with a trailer in the back which also had stuff stuck into it. Sitting on top of one of these piles was Crashinator, the ex-Deceptikuta who turned into a wolf. He was in his wolf mode right now, which Hydraxhide assumed was his prefered mode."How ya doing Hydraxhide?" Crashinator asked. Crashinator had been one of Soundprah's minions, and along with the cat Ravager, had been sent into the old PEST base to try and steal a shard of the AllShiny. Ravager had escaped with the shard (with help from Sleedat) but Hydraxhide and Kopatchet captured Crashinator. Crashinator didn't due much after that, aside from losing an eye and getting an eye patch thing over it. Crashinator had helped Kopatchet build Omega Kaita, and helped fight of the Deceptikuta when they had attacked the island. He then didn't due much after that, aside from cracking a few very un-funny jokes. He then went to Voya-Nui with the other Autotoabots, helping rescue Hahli and Jaller from Deceptikuta, and killed Ravager when Ravager was going to sneak attack Pohatubee, who was in combat already.Golly, that really was too long, wasn't it? It's hardly like Crashinator is one of the main Autotoabots or anythin-"What's with this mess?" Hydraxhide asked, not really caring for whatever nonsense explanation I was going to give for my unness-"Kopatchet has been off his game. He doesn't like Nujack being a better medic than him." Crashinator said, standing up and streching, the following Hydraxhide as he walked along trying to find Kopatchet.It was true. Kopatchet just didn't like being upstarted by Nujack, who had fixed Pohatubee's vocal processors in 30 seconds, when it had taken Kopatchet years to break them more."He should stop being such a wimp and get on with it. What's he doing now, other than making a mess?" Hydraxhide asked in his usual gruff manner. If you're imagining Jess Harnell's (Ironhide's voice in the films) voice when Hydraxhide talks, you're doing it right my friend."He was doing something with Matanui's trailer. He has Mataus with him." Crashinator explained, happy to have someone to talk to, even if it was Hydraxhide.They turned a corner past a pile of parts and found Kopatchet making weaponry. Mataus was nearby trying to use a piece of it."And here... we.... go!" Kopatchet said, finishing the part he was working on. He lifted it up and examined his work. "That's not a bad one you got there Kopatchet." Hydraxhide said, standing behind him. He startled Kopatchet when he said it."Aggh!" Kopatchet said, turning around and pointing the gun at Hydraxhide. "Oh, it's just you and Crashinator." Kopatchet said, lowering the gun."Who did you think it was?" Hydraxhide said rather rudely, lowering his own guns. Crashinator got out from under a piece of wrecked something."You can never be too careful. Mataus tried the same thing on me." Kopatchet said, tweaking something on the gun."I was calling out to find you the entire time, and you still didn't notice me!" Mataus said."Oh come now, it's hardly fitting to be like that now." Kopatchet said, pulling something on the gun that made a cracking sound, then the gun fired and put a 10 foot wide hole in the roof. "No, no, that's not right...." Kopatchet said, putting the thing he pulled back into place."Right then..." Hydraxhide said, who decided he had better things to do than get accidentaly killed by Kopatchet.THE FIELD WHERE THE WRECKINATOR'S SHIP IS KEPTThe invisible ship of the Wreckinators, the ibrow, sat motionlessly, as you would expect from a space ship. Nearby, not to look suspicious, the 112 foot tall Omega Kaita stood as still as he could, trying to look like a statue. It wasn't exactly working.On the ship however, something, or rather, a group of someones, were trying to escape unnoticed by the giant Autotoabot. So far, the were succeding. They were THE DREADINATORS!"You know Crowdax, I still think your new choice of name for us is stupid." Said Crankdok, a black and spiky Deceptikuta who had dread-locks."And you know what, Crankdok? You're not the leader, so you don't have a voice in the matter." said Crowdax, a black and spiky Deceptikuta who didn't have dread-locks.Trust me, it's not that hard to confuse the two of them. And if I do, well, it's not like you're gonna notice.Hatchback (couldn't resist calling him that) look at his leader with annoyance. "Everyone knows us as the Dreadinators! You didn't need to change it tinhead!" Hatchback said. Hatchback walked liked a dog, but was spiky and dangerous looking. All three Deceptikuta turned into black GMC Suburbans. "We're the Dread Avengers now! That's what I want us to be!" Crowdax responded."I'm still calling us the Dreadinators." Crankdok said."So am I, and everybody else." Hatchback agreed.Crowdax growled. "Fine. But whenever you guys want to change the name, we're not gonna do it." he said."I didn't think we would have it changed." Hatchback said."Enough of this. What does Swiftinock want us to do on this stupid rock anyways?" Crankdok asked."First we gotta go to Flufskiron and report that we made it here. Then we gotta capture Norik Prime, but not really." Crowdax said."How can we not really capture someone?" Hatchback asked."I'll explain later. Let's get out of here before Omega Kaita sees us." Crowdax said, transmocing."First smart thing you've said all day." Crankdok said, transmocing as well. Hatchback laughed at what Crankdok said, then transmoced and followed them as they drove off.END OF CHAPTER NEXT TIME: JALLER AND 12345 MEET AGAIN! OR NORIK AND MATANUI VIEW METRU-NUI! ONE OF THOSE AND THE DREADINATORS MEETING FLUFSKIRON AND SHOCKVAK! MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 "iBrow! What's the point of comin' to this stupid rock if we're not going to do anything!" JackaL complained. LesoSpinn nodded in agreeance."We've gone on what, two missions now, and both would've gone just as fine without us!" LesoSpinn said."Calm down ya tinheads. I'm sure something will come up." iBrow said, disapointed (and slightly agreeing with) his comrades want for action.Just go find a Pac-Man machine. Lots of action there."We're the Dread Avengers now! That's what I want us to be!" Crowdax responded."I'm still calling us the Dreadinators." Crankdok said.People like this are the death of innovation.Good chappy. I'm interested to find out where the..."Dread Avengers"...end up.-MT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 The Wreckers ship is called the ibrow? Wicked.And I agree, we should do something. Maybe I'll get to personally take on three Decepticons, one of them being Shockvak.And win.Then again, maybe not. We'll see.-ibrow Quote JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 So the Scottish robots have gone off to kill things?Yes! I am now awaiting the awesome explosions that will come. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 movietrailers.com? Should be stupidnames.com.12345 is ossim. I would like to see him complain about his legs, and then kiss Nokama.Lolface.Greatchappy,MTL. Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) Well, good comments, always good to see. I haven't thought about 12345 and Nokama kissing yet, but it's an idea that will be fun to use... And since the last few chapters were pretty short, here's a long one. And the title is correct, stuff happens.ALSO: When posting a large chapter, it is a bad idea to open a new tab and try to post when the one page is being slow...TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 18STUFF HAPPENSTHE FIELD WHERE OMEGA KAITA AND THE iBROW ARENot long after the Dreadinators had left, Matanui Prime and Norik Prime, who had taken a fire truck as an alt mode (he had been under the impression that it was a military vehicle that shot fire) drove up."And there he is. Omega Kaita, almost as strong as he was on Metrutron." Matanui Prime said as they transmoced."He is impressive. He fell at that final battle, didn't he?" Norik said, admiring the 112 foot tall Omega Kaita. Omega turned to them, and looked down, his face expressionless behind his visor."The Zivonastator was too strong for him. Luckily, I killed that beast, and Icarax at the same time on Voya-Nui, along with Icarax's Sun Eaterer." Matanui said. If he had been looking at Norik, he would've noticed Norik wince as he said that.Norik turned away from Matanui, and looked to where the iBrow was. Well, atleast he thought where it was. It was invisible right now."The Wreckinator's ship is here as well, I understand." Norik said."Yes, the iBrow. They used it to bring themselves, along with Ramenbolt, Nujack, Jodkra and Johnson." Matanui explained."I see. How large is the ship?" Norik said.Matanui thought for a moment. "About 130 feet I think." Matanui said."Interesting. Tell me, if we needed to, could we have all of the Autotoabots in the ship?" Norik asked.Matanui looked at him oddly, but answered anyways. "All the Autotoabots here with us now could fit, with the exception of Omega, of course. Why do you ask?" Matanui said."Oh, just curious. Just curious." Norik said, then turning in the direction of the Coliseum. "That building, tell me about it. It is very large, unlike much on this planet. What is it's purpose?" Norik asked again.Matanui looked at it. "That is the Coliseum. It is the home of Metru-Nui's government, and is covered in communication arrays as well. It houses most of the banking, military, government and other important aspects of Metru-Nui." Matanui said.Norik looked at him surprised. "Their entire military is in there?" he asked.Matanui apologized. "I meant the controlling persons and such are located inside of it.""Oh, that makes more sense. So, without control of that building, Metru-Nui would become... headless, basically?" Norik said."I would assume so. Why do you ask these things?" Matanui said."Simple curiousity in an alien place, that's all." Norik said, turning in a new direction, one which looked out to sea. "This planet, it is very.. peaceful. Unlike how Metrutron was in the final years. Our poor home." Norik said sadly, lowering his head.Matanui walked up and put his hand on Norik's shoulder. "This is our home now, my friend. Here, I want to give you the Sun Matrix." Matanui said, searching for it. "Hmm? Where did it go..."Norik pulled it out, and it floated above his hand. "It is alright, I kept it went you... reactivated me with it." Norik said."Oh. Well, I want you to keep it. You are the most senior Prime." Matanui bowed."Matanui, you became Lord Protectinator. That was a rank far above my own. And here, you are the senior Prime." Norik said."Still, I feel like you should keep care of it, here on our new home." Matanui said."Very well Matanui. On our... home." Norik said, turning away and saying that last part in a rather hushed tone.NEAR THE TOHU MEMORIALSince those Primes tend to not be all that funny, let us go to a group of someones who might be more humorous.The Wreckinators drove down a road rather erratically. Well, they thought they were driving right, but if you remember, they haven't exactly been up-to-date on road ettiquite."What's with all these Matoran drivin' at us?" JackaL said, dodging a car."I'm worried some of them are Deceptikuta." LesoSpinn said. Keep in mind that JackaL and LesoSpinn's alt modes are weapon covered and a little spiky."I think you two are on the wrong side. The Matoran seem to have organised themselves into two sides." iBrow said to them. iBrow's vehicle mode was far less dangerous looking, only having two machine guns on the hood.Only."Oooh I see what you mean. I'm goin' to try this side." JackaL said, switching lanes. "Hey, this is pretty slick." he said, going much faster now."I still think we should shoot them. They could be Deceptikuta." LesoSpinn said."I can think of better ideas." iBrow said said. The three kept driving until all the other cars stopped."That's it! It must be a Deceptikuta!" LesoSpinn said."Wait, there's a light up there that they've stopped behind." iBrow said."Is the light a Deceptikuta?" LesoSpinn asked."I don't know, but there is alot of them.." iBrow said."We should shoot them! I bet they're Deceptikuta spies!" JackaL said, getting excited."We don't know if they are or not! Besides, who would choose an alt mode as stupid as that?" iBrow said."Exactly! You'd never expect it!" JackaL said, transmocing."Oh here we go." iBrow said as Matoran started to run and scream."Matoran! Do not fret! That Deceptikuta will not harm you!" JackaL yelled, taking his cannon and obliterating the traffic light, the post it was on, and the nearest 4 feet of concrete.The other two Wreckinators transmoced and investigated the scene."Well, I think it's dead." LesoSpinn said.A Ta-Matoran ran up to them. "What have you done? That was my favourite traffic light on the entire island!" the Matoran cried.The Wreckinators looked at each other all confused like. "Traffic light?" iBrow said.Through tears, the Matoran answered. "Yes! For gloriously directing traffic to and fro!""Neat." JackaL said. The Wreckinators continued walking to the Tohu Memorial.The entired the (almost) one kilmetre wide no-man's-land around the Tohu Memorial. Several police, military and Vahki were around the borders of the zone. In the center was the Occupied park, tall walls of some mysterious Metrutronian metal put up around the edges of the park, with several Deceptikuta turret combiners stationed on the top of it."You think it would be ok if we just went in and killed everything?" JackaL said, his sonic cannon readied. LesoSpinn had his rifle and strands of grenades ready, and iBrow had all he needed on his utility belt, including; three knives (throwable) an axe (throwable) shotgun (possibly throwable) and a hammer on his back (potentially throwable)."It would save time, now wouldn't it." iBrow said, contemplating how an assault would work.LesoSpinn saw something out of the corner of his eye. His one remaining eye, that is. His left eye was nothing but a deep scar on his head, long ago destroyed by Makutatron."Those three cars aren't stopping!" LesoSpinn said, and it was true. Three black Suburbans were driving straight for the entrance to the Deceptikuta base, the gates opening."Deceptikuta?" JackaL asked."I think so." iBrow said. "Wreckinators, attack!"The Wreckinators opened fire, and the suburbans stopped, transmocing into their robots forms."Well ain't this a surprise! iBrow and his playmates! About to be the Wreckedinators!" Crowdax said, the blades he had on his arms lengthing into full out swords. Beside him Crankdok, his spear things in hand, and Hatchback, his teeth ready, stood awaiting his command. Pre-battle banter is always a must."Crowdax, you could never come up with anything original. Wreckedinators? That's not insulting at all. And you even stole our name from us. Dreadinators? That sounds stupid." iBrow said, axe and hammer in hand (there handles lengthen and shorten, y'see? Two-handed or dual wielding, it's iBrow's choice, just like in Skyrim how you can choose to two-hand of dual wiel-AAANNNYYYWAAYYYSSS, Crowdax was a bit taken back by the accusations, but he was ready. "Hah! Fool! We're the Dread Avengers now!"Beside him Crankdok looked annoyed. "No we're not! Dreadinators is bad enough, we don't need to be known as the Dread Avengers!""Just like how you didn't need dreadlocks?" Crowdax shot back."HEY! Personal choice for myself! You have no right to get at me about that!" Crankdok said madly."Then how come we can't be the Dread Avengers? It's my personal choice!" Crowdax said."It's reflecting the whole team! It looks bad if we use that!" Crankdok argued."How?" Crowdax said.Beside them, Hatchback looked ashamed. "Look, they're not like this often. I'm sure they'll be over it soon..." he said.The Wreckinators looked at each other. "This is a pretty stupid arguement." LesoSpinn said."It's also not the time to be argueing about what you're called!" iBrow said."Look, just minute to cool down, and then we can kill each other, ok?" Hatchback said. "I'm sure they're almost done now.."They looked back to Crowdax and Crankdok, who didn't look almsot done. "Dreadinators! You couldn't even come up with an original name!" Crankdok said."It's better than anything you could've come up with!" Crowdax said."How do you know? You didn't even ask!" Crankdok said."I didn't need to! I'm the leader, what I say goes!" Crowdax said.iBrow fired his shotgun and sent the two off of their feet. "I really don't care." iBrow said. The Wreckinators went into action. Jackal fired his cannon a few times, each shot creating a sonic boom, which scattered the Dreadinators. LesoSpinn threw some of his smoke bombs, seperating the Dreadinators. iBrow, with his hammer and axe, ran in, hitting Hatchback in the shoulder when the dog-like Deceptikuta jumped at him. Spinning, he sliced at Crowdax, who was disorientated from the sonic booms and smoke. Crankdok backed out of the smoke and fired randomly into it, but a shot from LesoSpinn's rifle knocked the Dreadinator down.iBrow got into a melee of sorts with Crowdax, whose swords kept blocking iBrow's hammer and axe. Once they got going, the Dreadinators actually weren't fighters; they were just better when they had either the element of surprise, or weaker enemies.And unfortunately for them, they had neither.JackaL put his mighty cannon away and took out his knife and expertly sliced at Hatchback, making the four footed Deceptikuta march deep into the smoke. Then when Hatchback couldn't see him, JackaL circled around him and sliced at him. Hatchback kicked at him, then spun and grabbed onto JackaL's arm with his mouth. JackaL, almost calmly, stabbed Hatchback in the middle of the face, and Hatchback ran off into the smoke.LesoSpinn was tackled by Crankdok, who had gotten back to his feet. Rolling about, LesoSpinn took out his own glowing blue knife and sliced off one of Crankdok's dreadlocks."NOOO!!" Crankdok yelled, throwing LesoSpinn back. LesoSpinn rolled, got onto his feet, and with having gotten his rifle out in the roll, shot at Crankdok, sending the Dreadlocked Deceptikuta back, with more of his dreads missing. Turning again, he fired and hit Crowdax in the back of the leg, which allowed iBrow to stick his axe into Crowdax's shoulder. He would've hit him in the head, but the smoke made him miss.The Dreadinators retreated suddenly, and the Wreckinators stood back-to-back-to-back.Hearing a rumbling, iBrow had an idea. "We should get out of the smoke." he said. Agreeing with him, the three Wreckinators ran out of the smoke, just as the ground shattered, and the Drill Dragon burst forth."Not this thing again!" JackaL said, and the smoke departed, showing the Drill Dragon coiling up, it's monstrous saw-y head looking at them. Shockvak appeared on top of it."We meet again, Wreckinators. I regret to inform you that I do not know your individual names. It matters not, since you will all be dead so-" Shockvak began to saw, but was stopped a knife was thrown at him, just missing his eye, then he was sent back by a shot from JackaL's high powered cannon."Talking isn't a free action, Shockvak." iBrow said, getting his shotgun in hand."As is logical. It appears I was distracted by that object over there." Shockvak said. Confused, the Wreckinators glanced behind them. The Drill Dragon lunged at them, but iBrow noticed, and they got out of the way just in time."Deceived by a Deceptikuta!" LesoSpinn said, transmocing and driving out of its huge range, firing a few times at it."Are you actually surprised?" JackaL said, doing the same."I think he's more surprised that we were surprised by Shockvak." iBrow said, also transmocing.The Dreadinators got into the Deceptikuta base, and the Drill Dragon kept making for them, but they kept away, shooting with their vehicle mode weapons, much like they all did in Ko-Metru."How are we supposed to kill this thing?" JackaL said, firing everything."I hate to say this, but I don't we can." LesoSpinn said, almost crushed by one of the Drill Dragon's smaller heads."He's right. Wreckinators," iBrow said, really having trouble with this next part "retreat!" Glumly, the Wreckinators fell back, and the Drill Dragon returned to the ground, Shockvak no doubt pleased with himself.ELSEWHEREPohatubee drove up to the building where Jaller and co. now lived."Snazy place." 12345 said, looking up at the huge building belonging to Kongu Gould."You two are going to have to be careful in there. I don't think Kongu will take kindly to you two. Or he might. I don't know. Just don't cause atenttion to yourselves I guess..." Pohatubee said."Well that's helpful info. What floor can we find Jaller on?" 12345 asked Pohatubee."Does it look like I've been inside to check?" Pohatubee said."He has a point." Hickory said."Let's just find him. We got an invasion to stop." 12345 said. He and Hickory got out of Pohatubee and went into Kongu's building. Inside was sparkling clean."Not what I'd expect from a building owned by a Le-Matoran." 12345 said."Ist not vhat I expected, to be zure." Hickory said. 12345 walked up to the first reception desk he could find, where sat a Ga-Matoran playing Solitaire on a computer."Hello Maam. I'm here to see a Mr. Jaller, and I'm wondering which floor I could find him on." 12345 said."Are you now." The Ga-Matoran said, not looking up from her game."I zink he ist. Othervise he vouldn't have aske-" Hickory began to say."I got this. You just stand there and look..." 12345 looked at Hickory "Just stand there." Turning back to the Ga-Matoran, he continued his pursuit. "Look, miss, I really need your help finding him.""Why? Don't you have legs?" The Ga-Matoran asked.12345 leaned over the table and looked her right in the eye, less than 3 inches from her face. "Look, you either help me find who I'm looking for, or everyone on this island is going to die." 12345 said "Fiery, robot caused deaths. Do you want that on your conscience? Do you? Are you really that soulless, empty hearted and pitiless to allow that to happen?"The Ga-Matoran's expression changed only slightly, and sighing, she typed up Jaller on the computer.Looking back to 12345, she spoke, "23rd floor, room 78, the side viewing the Coliseum and Tohu Memorial. Elevators broken." then she returned to her game.12345 straightened up. "Very well. Thnak Maam." he turned to Hickory. "It appears we better start walking." As they began to walk away, the Ga-Matoran smiledto herself. The elevator wasn't really broken, but she hadn't liked that Po-Matoran with the smooth mask and sunglasses."Vhat a rude Frau." Hickory as they began up the stairs."She was just mis-informed. The Government has lied to her about everything, and now she hides her grief about it in a game. Poor, poor girl." 12345 said.ONE HOUR LATERReaching the 23rd floor, wheezing and panting, the two Matoran looked down the hall.m"She said room 78, didn't she?" 12345 said between gasps."On de zide viewing de Coliseum." Hickory said, only in marginally better shape than 12345."Why would she need to say that..." 12345 said, but noticed just as said it. On both sides of the hall, it said 1 for the first door.Hickory noticed it too. "Zo dere's 156 rooms on dis floor?" he said."Let's do this." 12345 said, still panting, making his way down the hall.77 ROOMS LATER"Well, rooms 78. I think this is the side viewing the Coliseum." 12345 said, leaning against the wall. They were just about to open the door when the elevator nearby opened and Jaller walked out."12345!" Jaller said.12345 looked at the elevator. "You uh, took that up?" 12345 said."I did... didn't you?" Jaller asked."Ve took de stairs." Hickory said."I didn't even know there were stairs." Jaller said.Fighting some sort of angry comment, 12345 got to the task at hand. "I heard you have a robot problem?" he said."Right! That! Well, follow me, and I'll explain." Jaller said, opening the door and looking around. "The coast looks clear." Jaller said, walking in. The three of them were halfway across the room when they heard the voice of Jaller's mother."Jaller? Is that you?" his mother yelled."Yep! Just me!" Jaller answered, motioning Hickory and 12345 to continue on to the next room. "She won't be happy to see you, exspecially you 12345. So stay quiet!" Jaller whispered to them."Who are you taking too?" Jaller's mother yelled again."Just uh, just Wheeldax!" Jaller yelled back."Which one's Wheeldax?" She yelled back."The one with the wheels for feet and shoulders! How'd you even confuse him? He's the one we've had for three years! And he's the only one with wheels! That'd should've been your first clue!" Jaller yelled."They all look the same to me." She said, talking to her husband and ending her and Jaller's discussion. Entering the room he was leading 12345 and Hickory in, he closed the door, turned around and came face to face with Wipeout."So Jaller, sneaking some friends in?" Wipeout said, his arms crossed. Wipeout stood just a little taller than Jaller, so this one of the few instances where Wipeout was the tallest being in the room."Geez Wipeout you can't sneak up on me like that!" Jaller said, stepping around the tiny (compared to Pohatubee and the like) Autotoabot."What? Did you forget about me? It's alright, I'm used to it." Wipeout said "I'm just a little curious as to what's going on, since I saw that you sent Pohatubee to go find these two."Jaller sighed. "This is 12345, he used to be a Sector Six agent. He helped me during the whole Icarax thing and now he's here to help with the new invasion." Jaller said."And who is his Ko-Matoran friend here?" Wipeout asked, pointing to Hickory."I don't know." Jaller said."He's my servant, Hickory. I have some now, because I got rich off of my book." 12345 said.Hickory waved. "Guten Tag." he said."Your book?" Jaller asked."Yea, my book. Did you buy it?" 12345 asked."Uh, yea. Great book. Loved it." Jaller lied."Really? What was your favourite part?" 12345 asked."Well, uh, that part where you, uh," Jaller struggled to answer, but he didn't have to. Wheeldax, followed by Braindox, jumped up onto a table nearby."Eh! This guy again! This is the weirdo who kept Frendox's head in a jar! This is guy I was telling you about Braindox." Wheeldax said."Yea he look weird." Braindox said, nodding."Hey! Isn't this your girlfriend's pet robot? Where is the little criminal? You guys still dating?" 12345 said."She doesn't no that I'm trying to stop a Deceptikuta invasion right now. She might get worried. I don't think she'd be too pleased." Jaller said.There was an awkward silence after that, for no real reason."Well, perhaps I can help them. You are going to need someone mroe competent than the gruesome twosome overthere." Wipeout said, pointing to Wheeldax and Braindox.Wheeldax elbowed Braindox. "Looks like he's taking about you buddy." he said. Braindox looked worried."Alright, let's get started! What's the scoop so far?" 12345 asked.Jaller clapped his hands together. "Well, there's evil robots, the Deceptikuta." he said."Yea." 12345 said."And they want to take over the world or something." Jaller said."Yea." 12345 said.Jaller looked to Wipeout. The Autotoabot shrugged.12345 looked annoyed. "That's all? There's more on the back of my book!" 12345 said."Well, I know that the Deceptikuta are up to something on the moon." Jaller said."Alright, and how?" 12345 asked."A crazy Ko-Matoran told me." Jaller answered. Hickory looked up at this."Well, the moon..." 12345 said."The dark side of the moon I think he said." Jaller said."Well, the Dark of the Moon." 12345 said."No, dark side of the moon." Jaller said."Whatever. Hmmm." 12345 said. He walked to the window. Looking out, he saw the Coliseum. "Wow, I bet you'd have a good view of the Coliseum from the top floor." he said. Looking down, he saw the Tohu Memorial. "If you were on the top floor, you'd also have a great view of the Deceptikuta base!" 12345 said.Jaller ran up beside him and looked. "The top few floors are restricted and belong to Kongu." Jaller said.12345 turned and grabbed Jaller's shoulders. "And what does Kongu's company work in?" 12345 asked."It was some space related thing." Jaller said."Space like in an empty room? Space between a Tohunga's two front teeth? C'mon, work with me here!" 12345 said.Jaller turned to the two mini Autotoabots on the desk nearby. "Braindox! You turn into a laptop right?" Jaller asked him."I do?" Braindox asked.Wheeldax slapped the back of his head. "Yea you do you tinhead!""Oh!" Braindox said, transmocing into a laptop."Right, let's see what Mr.Kongu Gould does for a living.." 12345 said, letting go of Jaller and searching it up on Braindox. As 12345 typed, Braindox giggled. "Tell him to stop that please. I don't like it." 12345 said to Wheeldax.Wheeldax slapped the side of Braindox's alt mode. "Stop laughin'! You're embarrassing the good name Autotoabot!" Wheeldax said."Sorry." Braindox said, who stopped laughing. Wheeldax nodded, crossed his arms and looked up at Wipeout. Wipeout didn't look all that impressed."Bingo!" 12345 said, finding what he was looking for. "It says that Kongu's company deals in space program funding." 12345 said.Jaller, Hickory and Wipeout crowded around to look at the screen."Dat can't be right," Hickory said "de last trip to space vas over 11 years ago.""Does it say anything else?" Jaller asked."This page hasn't been updated in almot six years now.." 12345 said "I don't think I can much.""You too slow. I do it." Braindox said, searching the website at lightning fast speed."That'll do." 12345 said, letting Braindox work.Meanwhile, Wipeout thought. "Almost six years... The first contact with the Deceptikuta on this planet happened just over five years ago." Wipeout said."And just over five years is the same as almost six!" Wheeldax said excitedly."Not much more on site. Said they had lots to do with Ko-Matoran space." Braindox said.They turned to Hickory. "Well mein freund, it's your time to play now." 12345 told him."Very vell." Hickory cleared his throat a few times, then answered. "De Ko-Matoran Union und de Metru-Nui governments had a space race, as you know, although-" Hickory started to say."Don't worry, I got this one. No one can understand your accent anyway." 12345 said, and Hickory had an angered looked on his face. "Metru-Nui built satillite from NEMOTE 1,""Makutatron." Jaller said."Satillite crashed in Ko-Metru, Ko-Matoran reverse enginneered, la-de-da, la-de-da, they got the first Matoran on the moon after that. They landed on the dark side of the moon. And what did they find? A big ol' crashed ship." 12345 said."And how do you know all this?" Jaller asked."When the Ko-Matoran Union joined up with Metru-Nui, Sector Six took all their important documents. Guess who got to read them." 12345 said, pointing to himself."The President?" Braindox asked.12345 looked at him, but ignored him."I can help now." Wipeout said. "After their defeat at Voya-Nui, most of the Deceptikuta force went to the moon, and has stayed situated on one part for the past three years. And guess what? That parts on the dark side. And what's more, Matanui Prime just lead a small force up there, and from a crashed Autotoabot ship, which I assume was the one the Ko-Matoran saw, recovered Norik Prime and his space bridge pillars." Wipeout said."Matanui went to space without me!" Wheeldax said in shock.Beside him, Braindox transmoced. "Waaaww naay!" he said.Jaller was surprised ot hear all this, but 12345's quick thinking mind kept working. "So the Deceptikuta were at that ship, and presumably searching through it for three years now, and they didn't find this guy and his bridge thing?" 12345 asked."Apparently so. The fact that the ship they took turned invisible must have helped somewhat." Wipeout said."Tell me, what do these bridge things do, exactly?" 12345 asked."They have the abilty to transport objects across space and such, as long as sufficent power and pillars are available. At least that's what Johnson told me on the comm anyways." Wipeout said."And the Deceptikuta didn't find any of them?" 12345 asked."We only uncovered the five controls pillars, to the ebst of my knowledge." Wipeout said."So the Deceptikuta could have the rest of them? I mean I'm assuming Norik had more than five with him." 12345 said."I suppose they could. We don't think the Ko-Matoran got them." Wipeout said."Well, I know the Ko-Matoran didn't. But I think the Deceptikuta. You see, one of the pictures I saw that the Ko-Matoran had taken included strange drag and feet marks, leading away from the crashed ship. Which I think means that the Deceptikuta took the rest of the pillars." 12345 said.Wipeout looked worried. "That's terrible news then. The only good side is that the only one who knows how to control is Norik, and he's safe with us. We also have the control pillars too, which means we should be good." Wipeout said."Wait!" Jaller said "They could've just waited for us to reactivate him so they could take him and make him use the pillars!" Jaller said."Now that's crazy talk." Wipeout said."Crazy!" Braindox agreed."Eh, hang on, the kids got a point. How did you guys find out about Norik and all?" 12345 asked."Well, Phoenix captured a Deceptikuta, and took back to base and interrog- oh pants." Wipeout said, realizing the truth in Jaller's idea."And Matanui used the Sun Matrix to wake up Norik, didn't he?" Jaller asked."That could be used to power the pillars. And Matanui probably gave it to Norik to keep, since Norik is the senior Prime! Oh that's not good! That's really not good!" Wipeout said, starting to get worried."Well, we should be fine as long as Norik's safe, right?" Wheeldax asked.There was silence."Ve might vant to go und tell dhem." Hickory said."Good idea, Wipeout, contact Pohatubee and tell him to get read-" Jaller was saying as he turned and ran right into Hahli."Well Jaller, I didn't know I wasn't invited to your parties." she said."Ugh, look, Hahli, there really isn't time to explain, big problem.." Jaller said, trying to move past her."You had time to get 12345 here. I think you have time to explain to me." Hahli said. Nearby 12345 stood, a little confused, while behind him Hickory waved."Well, long story short, Deceptikuta might be about to capture an Autotoabot and use him to destroy the world, and Kongu might be in league with them. Better start packing up our stuff then." Jaller said.Hahli wasn't exactly happy to hear this. "JALLER! He's taken us into his home, and is letting us live here free of charge, while paying me to work for him, and just because he's a suck up you immediately assume he's working for the Deceptikuta?" she said, her voice full of anger."Hahli, what does this company actually do?" Jaller asked her."They, uh, they, they work in business.." Hahli started to say."Exactly! You don't know! We searched it up, and it says it's a space program funding thing, but no one has a space program, and the website hasn't been updated since the first Deceptikuta attacks! He also had lots to do with the Ko-Matoran space program, which found an Autotoabot ship on the moon! Hence, he's bad!" Jaller said.12345 turned to Hickory and Wipeout. "It would convince me." he said. Wipeout and Hickory nodded."He wasn't even alive when that stuff happened!" Hahli protested."I don't know, maybe his dad was doing it before him. Look, we really have to go. The world might get destroyed if we don't warn Matanui!" Jaller said.Hahli was mad. "Jaller, you walk out that door, and you're choosing either me, or the world!" she said."OH COME ON! That's hardly a fair choice!" Jaller said."It's your choice! This hunch you have because you don't like the person I work for, or our realationship!" Hahli said."Look, kid, we can go and you stay here." 12345 said."No you can't! Nobodies leaving until Jaller answers!" Hahli said.12345 shrugged. Jaller looked back and forth between them. "I, but, the world, you,artrrggghhh." Jaller said.Wheeldax rolled over to Hahli and touched her foot. "Please warrior goddess, show him mercy, for all of us." Wheeldax pleaded in the softest voice he could muster. Braindox stood behind him trying to do puppy eyes, but it looked more like a dead goldfish.Hahli shook her foot and Wheeldax fell over, yelling something about "crazy pagan worship"."Jaller," she said, "choose."Wipeout tried to sneak out the door, but Hahli saw him. "Get back here Wipeout!" she snapped."The one time someone remembers me!" Wipeout said. He stood behind Jaller, as the air between Jaller and Hahli almost seemed to grow hot with Jaller's fear and confusion, and Hahli's anger."Hahli, I'm sorry, but I can't let this happen. I have" and here Jaller snuffled "to go.""Then you're not coming back here!" Hahli said, and Jaller, 12345, Hickory, Wipeout, Braindox, and Wheeldax were thrown out of the room, the door locked behind them."Well kid, your decision was for the greater good. That was a heroic sacrifice of sorts." 12345 said, trying to comfort Jaller, who was crying now."Az long az ve are right about dis. If ve are not, dhen-" Hickory started to say, but 12345 shot him a look.Wipeout opened the elevator. "Pohatubee waiting. We should go." he said. They all piled into the elevator.And a security camera watched all of this from inside the room."Yeessss, it appears that they are on to us, oh nooooo, but she can be hostaged, oh yesssss." Rumdox said to Lasorhawk, who watched from another room in the building."It would appear we better hurry up with the plan then." Lasorhawk said. Beside him, Kongu watched interestedly."I'm quite honestly surprised that they figured that out by themselves, when the rest of the Autotoabot could only do exactly what we wanted." Kongo said, his gold tooth glinting in the light. He turned in his spinny chair, and looked down, through a telescope and into the Deceptikuta base, where Flufskiron could be seen talking to three black Deceptiktua, spiky, one with Dreadlocks and another walking like a dog."It's time, I assume, to get things done." Kongu said. "Send someone to fetch Hahli and Jaller's parents for me, would you, my dear Lasorhawk?""Certainly." Lasorhawk said, scowling at the Matoran's turned back.END OF CHAPTERFun Commentary: OOOoooooh, they was right! Kongu is bad, bad to the bone. Things will move quickly over the next 2-4 chapters or so! And Matanui does think something is off about Norik, but he won't think thatt Norik would betray them. And I think that if I hadn't needed the Dreadinators for later, the Wreckinators could easily have killed them in less than a paragraph.MTL Edited January 2, 2012 by ManiacToaLaco Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 What the heck happened?Double post in 1 post???>?Hmmm. Weird. Anyways, nice chapter. Never knew there were lifts, huh. Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 What is happening to your post? I mean, there's like three repetitions of the title! Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) ono triple post.Well, closer to double and a half post, I guess."I would assume so. Why do you ask these things?" Matanui said.Why do you ask why he asks these things?Pre-battle banter is always a must.You forgot the part where the villain monologues for 10 minutes about his evil genius and great plan."Hahli, what does this company actually do?" Jaller asked her.Supplying styrofoam peanuts. That's always the right answer.Good chappy, yet again. Battle scenes are fun n' such.-MT Edited January 2, 2012 by Toa Zehvor MT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 Well, that was embarrassing. Now that's why you don't open a new tab and try to post the chapter when the one tab is being slow. Also why you should check the post once you post it... grrrgghh. Is fixed now.What the heck happened?Double post in 1 post???>?Hmmm. Weird. Anyways, nice chapter. Never knew there were lifts, huh.THE MORE YOU KNOW!What is happening to your post? I mean, there's like three repetitions of the title!I'm lazy and the post button has a bad sense of humour would be the most correct answer.ono triple post.Well, closer to double and a half post, I guess."I would assume so. Why do you ask these things?" Matanui said.Why do you ask why he asks these things?Pre-battle banter is always a must.You forgot the part where the villain monologues for 10 minutes about his evil genius and great plan."Hahli, what does this company actually do?" Jaller asked her.Supplying styrofoam peanuts. That's always the right answer.Good chappy, yet again. Battle scenes are fun n' such.-MTOne of the many great questions I have basically every villian/hero confrontation I have is: "Why don't ya just shoot him?" Then I had the Wreckinators go ahead and shoot him.Styrofoam peanuts? DeliciousMTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 I better get to kil Shockvak. Good chapter. Nice to see the Wreckinators starring in it.-ibrow Quote JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 I better get to kil Shockvak. Good chapter. Nice to see the Wreckinators starring in it. -ibrowYou came pretty close, considering your knife almost went into his eye. Just missed though, probably due to the fact Shockvak was on a giant metal sawing worm thing.I wish I had gotten the chance to have the Wreckinators kill something, though. Originally I was going to have them start shooting at the Dreadinators, then the Drill Dragon appear, but it got more invovled than I planned it to be. The next chapter could possibly be today, although this is the last day of winter holidays :(MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 Ooooohhh! We're getting close now! And I'm paying more atenttion when I post this one..TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 19A DEGREE BELOW BOILING POINTTHE FIELD WHERE OMEGA KAITA AND THE iBROW ARENorik Prime watched the Metru-Nui skyline, his optics continually returning to the Coliseum. He turned to Matanui, who was greeting Tahuswipe, Mataus, Jodkra and Johnson."Norik, they will stay with you. I am returning to PEST headquarters, as it appears the Wreckinators had another run in with Shockvak." Matanui said."Well, you would best make sure that they're alright then. I will stay here." Norik said. Matanui nodded, then transmoced and drove off.The remaining Autotoabots all stood in a bit of an awkward circle. "Soooo." Johnson said, looking up at the Metrutronians."Tell me, would you all follow Matanui Prime to the death?" Norik asked, a bit suddenly. The Autotoabots were a bit taken back by the question, but they knew their answers."Of course!" Tahuswipe said. The others all agreed with him."I've never served under a better Autotoabot!" Mataus said."It's an honour working with him." Johnson said."Good, good. You are loyal, as any good Autotoabot must be. And you've never quesitoned his leadership?" Norik said."I haven't." Mataus answered quickly."The only ones who ever really do are Tahkan and the Wreckinators. The Wreckinators mostly because they want to go off and shoot things, and Tahkan doesn't like Matoran as much as the rest of us." Jodkra said."Tahkan usually pesters Dakama more than anything." Mataus said."Dakama is all uptight and all, I think that's why." Tahuswipe said."Interesting." Norik said "If you had to guess, who would you say was the most powerful, or combat ready, among the Autotoabots here on this planet?"Now you might be going "Don't the Autotoabots realize what he's doing?" But you must remember, they don't know the same things you know regarding Norik. They also think he's a bit senile, so..."Easy. Me!" Tahuswipe said, showing his swords and doing a spin."You're just full of yourself! I'd say either the Wreckinators or Hydraxhide." Jodkra said."I think Omega Kaita would be." Johnson said."What about Tahkan, or Matanui?" Mataus asked.Leaving the Autotoabots to their discussion (and keeping an ear audio receptor open) Norik looked back to the Coliseum, where nearby it would be the Tohu Memorial.THE TOHU MEMORIALFlufskiron and Shockvak looked at the Dreadinators. Their foray against the Wreckinators had been weak, pathetic. A complete lack of skill on their part. They had been out matched against the Wreckinators, of course, but still. Sleedat's nanobot things had just finished repairing them, so they were good as new. Sleedat herself was just walking away, talking to Viewdok, the only Deceptikuta she thought was even remotely competent. Not very hard, considering Viewdok's only job was to film things. It helped since his alt mode was a large camera."Well, your next job will be considerably easier." Flufskiron said, looking at Crowdax, Crankdok and Hatchback. "No real combat should be invovled. You just have to deal with a few no-name Autotoabots, then ferry Norik back to the Matoran headquarters, get in there, get the pillars and free Blitztran, then run for it. No assembly required." "What about Matanui and them? Won't they be there?" Crowdax asked."Do not worry about them, we have a distraction planned." Shockvak said, looking to Makutatron, who had a new shot gun in hand. Behind him was Panrashot, Daedulus, Enderth, Barritax and good ol' array of drones."You're sending Makutatron out as a distraction? That's a bit... underwhelming, isn't it?" Hatchback asked."His use to the Deceptikuta cause is running low. You will see soon enough." Flufskiron said "Go now, heralds of the Deceptikuta, go forth and begin the reign of Emperor Flufskiron, Grand Leader of the New Deceptikuta Empire!"The Dreadinators looked at him oddly. "That's... an interesting title you got there." Crankdok said."I SAID GO!" Flufskiron yelled at them. They went off. Flufskiron looked back to Shockvak. "I truly do hate this planet, although it will have sufficent energy for Metrutron, or more of our ships atleast." "Oh, whatever you say. It is, after all, logical that our victory is confirmed." Shockvak said, walking to his Drill Dragon, which was resting nearby."I can honestly never tell if that's his sarcasm or what." Flufskiron said."Oh, Makutatron could always tell when I was being sarcastic." Nihiscream said, walking up to Flufskiron."Because when you go out of your way to sound like you're up to something, it's not very hard, now is it, Nihiscream?" Flufskiron told Nihiscream."Naturally." Nihiscream said, scowling.NEAR PEST HEADQUARTERSPohatubee swiftly drove down the road, heading to PEST HQ. Inside of him, Jaller, 12345, Hickory, Wipeout, Wheeldax and Braindox all sat, a little snug, especially Hickory, who was stuffed between the mini Autotoabots and Wipeout's spiky shoulder."Well, I think after we warn the Autotoabots and save the world, we should go for some McNocturn's. My treat!" 12345 said."Hahli's favourite resturant was McNocturn's." Jaller said, all depressed and such."I think it was Burger Turaga's actually. I drove her there several times. She spilt a drink on my dashboard." Pohatubee said."Zo dat's vere de stain ist from." Hickory mused."OOoooh! I don't know anything about her! I didn't know she had a job, I didn't know what her favourite resturant is, and I don't even know her last name!" Jaller cried."Stop whining kid! There's more fish in the sea!" 12345 said."If you are refering to Matoran as fish, then technically there's only one type of fish in the sea, and-" Wipeout started to say."Hey tall, dark and silver, shut up! Yer missin' the point!" Wheeldax said to Wipeout."Watch yourself, Deceptikuta run-away. I've blown up bigger 'Kuta than Pohatubee here!" Wipeout said. Wheeldax raised a fist at Wipeout. Hickory sat uncomfortabely between them, fearing for his life."The world first, I guess." Jaller said, staring at passing cars.12345 revealed he had a softer side. "Hey, kid, I loved a Ga-Matoran once. Then she ripped my heart out." he said, pointing to a faded scar on his chest "So I focused my priorities in Sector Six, I turned out fine!" Jaller looked at him. 12345 was a Po-Matoran who almost always wore Sun glasses, a watch on each wrist and had a very smooth mask. "Look, no offence here 12345, but-" Jaller started to say."It's alright kiddo. I bet I could even handle seeing her again. The past is the past, and it's not gonna change." 12345 said.Jaller looked back to Pohatubee. "Can you play some music, 'Bee?" Jaller asked Pohatubee."I'll see what I can find..." Pohatubee said. There was the sound of radio stations being changed. <Baby come back! Any kind of fool could see there was something in every thing about you! Baby come back! You can blame it all on me! I was wrong and I just can't live without you!>"Really? THAT was what was playing?" Jaller asked."Stroke of luck, huh?" Pohatubee said. <All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado. Trying to keep up the smile that hides a tear. But as the sun goes down I get that empty feeling again.>"I don't appreciate it." Jaller said."It was either that or the Lumberjack song..." Pohatubee said, turning it off."I vould have liked the Lumberjack zong." Hickory said."And ain't that nice." Pohatubee responded. They drove for a minutes more, in silence, until PEST HQ came into view.Pulling up into a ramp, a gate came up, and an armed Matoran walked forward, holding a gun."Any reason you folks is pullin' up into a styrofoam peanut packagin' centre?" The Matoran asked."Buddy, are you trying to tell me this is a styrofoam peanut packaging centre guarded by Matoran with SG's?" 12345 asked, refering to the gun in the Matoran's hand."Well, them peanuts fetch a pretty widget on the black market, y'see? We don't want any ol' bum walkin' and grabbin' a few an' buyin' 'imself a nice 'at wif it, y'know?" The Matoran said."Nein, I don't zink i do." Hickory said."Look, buddy, are you trying to tell me that this isn't PEST headquarters?" 12345 asked."Oi, you callin' me a pest?" The Matoran said.Before 12345 could answer, Wheeldax moved up, and gave the Matoran a piece of his mind. "Lookee here bozo! We're comin' up to save yer maggot infested hunk of rock out of the kindess of our own an' the best you can do is tell us that this is some kinda styrofoam peanut packagin' centre?" Wheeldax said.The Matoran stared at Wheeldax."DECEPTIKUTA!" the Matoran yelled. Several more PEST soldiers ran out, one of which included the New Guy."Stand down it's Po-" The New Guy started to say, who had recognized Pohatubee and Jaller. However, Pohatubee and Wipeout stood in robot their robots forms, which did enough to stop the PEST soldiers. 12345, Jaller, Hickory, Wheeldax and Braindox all were thrown out by Pohatubee's transformation, so they weren't chillified."Did you seriously not recognize me? C'mon!" Pohatubee told them. "And you didn't notice me in the back?" Wipeout said, but then, under his breath "What am I saying, of course they didn't."The New Guy walked up and helped Jaller up. "I'm sorry about them. This guy is the actual one whose new here." he said."At least we didn't drive up in Hdyraxhide. Then we might've had a problem." Jaller said, dusting himself off."Roight, sorry about that." The Matoran who had stopped them said. Wheeldax went over and kicked him in the shin."And you stay out!" Wheeldax said. Braindox patted Wheeldax on the shoulder. "Heh, good one.""If I still had my Sector Six badge, we wouldn't have hid this problem." 12345 complained."So Jaller, what brings you to PEST? And where's Blue Flame, wasn't he with you guys?" The New Guy asked."Pohatubee explained that we needed to leave, didn't you?" Jaller said, looking up to Pohatubee.Pohatubee rubbed his head. "Of course I did, why would you even need to ask?" KONGU'S BUILDINGBlue Flame, in his alt mode, watched the empty parking lot."Tell Blue Flame what's going on? Nooo! He's only a secondary character! They take Wheeldax and his tinheaded friend, but the actual Autotoabot warrior? No, it might stand out! Because people normally drive with a six foot two robot in the back seat!" Blue Flame complained.BACK AT PEST"C'mon, we gotta go see Matanui. I think we've figured out the Deceptikuta's plan!" Jaller said, pulling on the New Guy's arm."We think? No! We know! There's no second guessing with Agent 12345!" 12345 said, following them."Well, I guess we can talk to Dakama Prime." The New Guy said.A FEW MINUTES LATEREntering the PEST headquarters, Jaller, the New Guy, 12345, Hickory, Wipeout, Wheeldax, Braindoc and Pohatubee walked. That was silly line, I know.Galcee and Vakama Maximus were the first ones they saw."Pohatubee? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be protecting Jall-Hey! Jaller! What are doing here? Aren't supposed to be doing whatever it is you do?" Vakama Maximus said. "We need to talk to Dakama! It's regarding Norik Prime! We think he's in danger!" Pohatubee said."We think? We kno-" 12345 started to say, but Wipeout pointed a finger at him."Dakama, Tahkan, Phoenix, Nujack and Kopatchet just left. There were some Deceptikuta attacking and the Wreckinators needed some back up." Galcee said."Wow, the Wreckinators needed back up? That doesn't sound right." Pohatubee said."Yea, well, they got attacked by the Drill Dragon, so they needed some help." Vakama Maximus said."Then who can we talk to?" Jaller asked redundantly.Vakama Maximus was about to say himself, but Turaga Nokama and her retinue showed up. "You can talk to me. Now who let them in?" she demanded."I did sir. Maam! Maasir! Well, me and Pohatubee did. I assumed he had clearence." The New Guy said."True. I had Wipeout with me too, so we got double clearence." Pohatubee said. Wipeout waved, happy to be remembered."And if I'd had my Sector Six badge, we would've had tripl-NOKAMA!" 12345 said/yelled the last part."Donald?" she said, shocked.Jaller and Hickory laughed. "Your real name is Donald?" Jaller said."Now das ist funny!" Hickory said.12345 shot them an angry look. "This coming from Jaller Ithinkimbald and Hickory Katzenlieber?" 12345 said. Jaller and Hickory looked to their feet, not laughing any longer.12345 looked back to Nokama. "I changed it to Agent 12345, now and forever more! That name, that past is behind me! My work became my passion, my life!" 12345 said, pointing a finger at Nokama and re-adjusting his sun glasses.Hewkii walked in, saw 12345 and Nokama arguing, and shook his head. He looked to the New Guy, who just shrugged."You tell anybody about that week, and I'll-" Nokama started to say."And what? The kid here took my job when Sector Six got taken down, and I'm rich from book I saved the World and I liked it, which is available now for the low price of $25.99. No, I don't even need to talk about that time to betrayed me and took me for granted!" 12345 said.The Autotoabots watching this were offical confused."You won't even have that book if you as much as open your mouth!" Nokama spat.Just then Hydraxhide walked in. "Is there a problem?" he said. 12345 was about to say something, but Jaller spoke first. "It's about Norik! We think he's in danger, or will be atleast." Jaller said.In Metrutronian, Wipeout spoke to Hydraxhide. "Regarding the space bridge pillars." he said.Nokama didn't like this. "Hey! I said no mroe Metrutronian! We all speak Matoran here! No secrets!" she said.Hydraxhide turned and looked her in the face. "Last I checked, neither Matanui nor Dakama left you in charge." Hydraxhide said."President Turaga Dume left me in charge!" she said."If your president has something to say, he can come and say it to my face," Hydraxhide said, then showing his cannon arm "Or my cannon. I have a gun too if he wants to talk to it." "You can't threaten-" she started to say, but Vakama Maximus decided that Hdyraxhide wasn't being a good role model."Well, there are some more important matters to discuss. Like Norik, and what I'm assuming the Deceptikuta want to do with him." Vakama Maximus said."How do you know it's the Deceptikuta?" Nokama asked."I had a feeling it wasn't some local Matoran playing a prank on the 40 foot tall robot." Vakama Maximus said. "Fair enough." Nokama said.Jaller walked forward and began to speak. "Well, using clues and our mad skills, as well as 12345's Sector Six knowledge, we figured that the Ko-Matoran had taken pictures-" Jaller started to say, but well, you guessed it, Nokama spoke up."I'm sorry, but what gives him clearence to speak to us? This is a highly restricted area." she said."Do you just enjoy causing problems?" Galcee said to Nokama."Oh, she enjoys causing them." 12345 said, his eyes narrowing behind his sunglasses "She enjoys them very much."This time however, it was Hewkii to the rescue. "Maam, this is Jaller Ithinkimbald, who without him the Deceptikuta would have taken our world by now. He killed Makutatron with the AllShiny, although he did get better." Hewkii said."I know who he is, but I don't know why that means he gets to speak her-" Nokama started to say."Look, I'll vouch for him, and that's good enough." Hydraxhide said, pointing his cannon at Nokama and sounding pretty mad."You wouldn't dare." Nokama said. Beside her Hewkii waved his arms frantically."Try that on another Autotoabot, but not this one, alright? He's.. trigger happy." Hewkii said."I'll say it Jaller, she's just being stubborn." Wipeout said. "We found out that the Ko-Matoran Union had taken pictures of the crashed Autotoabot ship on the moon, showing that objects had been dragged and carried away from it. Since we know it wasn't Matoran, we thought that it must've been Deceptikuta. We also found out that they hadn't taken Norik's control pillars because the Deceptikuta did not have the energy or knowhow to use them. I think they could've used the AllShiny, or Sun Eaterer even, but they're destroyed. So their only McGuffin left is the Sun Matrix, and the only one who knows how to use the Space bridge pillars is Norik Prime. And since the Sun Matrix is now on Norik Prime's being, the Deceptikuta only need Norik Prime with the Sun Matrix to pretty much doom us all." Wipeout said."So you're saying that Blitztran tricked us into going to the moon." Vakama Maximus said."I'm saying that, and every moment that we waste with Norik Prime out doing whatever it is he's doing right now, the closer he gets to being captured by the Deceptikuta." Wipeout said."Which means we better go now." Pohatubee said."Pohatubee, you go warn Norik. He already has Tahuswipe, Mataus, Jodkra and Johnson with him. I'll stay here with Maximus, Galcee, Crashinator and the PEST soldiers and guard the pillars. And I'll have some words for Blitztran." Hydraxhide said, running off to go see the maniac Deceptikuta."Jaller, Wipeout, come with me. We'll probably need to see Blue Flame after." Pohatubee said, transmocing."I'll go ahead and see Blue Flame, you just go." Wipeout said."But how will you get there?" Jaller asked him."I HAVE an alt mode!" Wipeout said rather rudely, transmocing into it; it was a small, speeder-bike like vehicle. He flew off fastly."Didn't know that." Jaller said. "Wait, Pohatubee, why do I have to come? Won't it be dangerous?" Jaller asked."Well, it wouldn't be the same without you." Pohatubee said."Fair enough." Jaller said, getting into Pohatubee."Wait! I'm coming too! I'm not staying behind with her!" 12345 said, pointing to Nokama. Nokama glared at him."I'll go too!" Hickory said, getting in as well."Drive 'Bee, drive!" Jaller said, and Pohatubee obliged.Wheeldax and Braindox looked around. "Look at that, left behind again! What balogna is this?" Wheeldax said angrily."Yea, balogna and other various meats!" Braindox said, crossing his arms.BACK TO FIELD WHERE STUFF IS"I'm fairly certain Hewkii could beat the New Guy in arm wrestling." Mataus said."Maybe, but Hafu could beat both." Tahuswipe said."I don't really know who any of them are yet except for Hewkii, so go Hewkii!" Jodkra said."I think we all think Hewkii is a pretty cool guy, right?" Johnson said. They all agreed to it. Norik Prime didn't even bother listening now. The other Autotoabot's conversation had gotten so ridiculous that he couldn't even believe what they were talking about. He didn't know why they were talking with the Agorian either. Agorian were better than Matoran, but still.Need to stay focused, Norik thought. Things were going to get dangerous now, and one wrong move and everything went wrong. Metrutron's future hung in the balance of himself and a few noble patriots now.He saw movement in the distance. A yellow vehicle, driving as fast as it could, came towards them."Hey, what's Pohatubee doing here?" Jodkra said.Pohatubee drove up, let Jaller, 12345 and Hickory out, then transmoced. "We have to go! Norik, sir, you're in danger! The Deceptikuta will be after soon, perhaps even now." Pohatubee said."What?" Tahuswipe asked."Preposterous!" Mataus said."We are perfectly safe right here underneath Omega Kaita. I doubt there is a safer place on all of this island right now." Norik said."That may be, but you can't very well escape the Terragator in the middle of a field, now can you?" Pohatubee said."He's got a point!" Jodkra said."If Deceptikuta are really after Norik, then we better get movin'." Tahuswipe said, transmocing."Come along, Norik Prime sir!" Mataus said, transmocing as well."Very well." Norik said, transmocing into his own fire truck mode. Pohatubee transmoced, let the Matoran in, and led the way back to PEST headquarters, and right into the Deceptikuta's plan.END OF CHAPTER Fun Commentary: You saw more of Norik's true character in this chapter. You'll also see alot more as the next few chapters roll by. And Jaller will be a little more mopey for the next little bit. Didn't quite want that, but I've wrote myself a bit of a hole now.Also, next chapter: The Highway scene! One of the best scenes in Dark of the Moon, I hope I can do it justice.MTL Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 The Highway scene. With Hydraxide's death coming soon after. And possibly Mataus'. So, who else is dying next? Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Awww. I hate deaths. And I wonder who would win in arm wrestling.Nice chappy. Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManiacToaLaco Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) The Highway scene. With Hydraxide's death coming soon after. And possibly Mataus'. So, who else is dying next?Close Hubert, very close. It is the highway scene, and your death predictions... well, named charters die in this one!Awww. I hate deaths. And I wonder who would win in arm wrestling.Nice chappy. I think of it as a more of an open ended question. Arm wrestling is serious buisness.!!!!TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 20ROAD RAGEA FREEWAY, TA-METRU, HEADDING TO PEST HEADQUARTERSPohatubee, Tahuswipe, Jodkra, Mataus and Norik Prime all drove towards PEST headquarters, dodging traffic and such. Jaller, 12345 and Hickory rode inside Pohatubee, while Johnson remainded hidden in plain sight on Jodkra's car roof, in his missile launcher mode.They were monitored from PEST headquarters, where Turaga Nokama, Hewkii, the New Guy, Galcee, Vakama Maximus and Crashinator all watched a video screen showing the convoy's progress. Hydraxhide was off interrogating Blitztran in another room, and the rest of the Autotoabots were fighting Deceptikuta. Wheeldax and Braindox were in the room too, providing nothing at all."If they can make it unstopped, how long should it take them to get here?" the New Guy asked.Vakama Maximus did a calculation in his head. "Less than half an hour. But I'm expecting something to go terribly wrong sooner or later." he said."Oi, we got three black suburbans followin' mysteriously." A Matoran said, looking at a screen."What's so mysterious about them?" Hewkii asked."Them's be in the wrong lane." the Matoran said."Warn Pohatubee! Vakama Maximus, do you know anything about them?" Hewkii said."Well, it's a bit much to assume I know every Metrutronian who shows up, now isn't it? That's like me picking up a Matoran off the street and asking you what his name is and where he lives." Vakama Maximus said."Well, that's unhelpful." Hewkii said, turning back to the screen.Inside Pohatubee, Hickory noticed the Suburbans. "Dere are drei cars following us in de other lane!" he said."Dry? What?" Jaller asked."It's three." 12345 said."Oh. You notice them Pohatubee?" Jaller asked Pohatubee."Already notified the others." Pohatubee answered."There is a chance that they're just bad Matoran drivers." Mataus said on the comm channel.Looking back, the lead vehicle's hood spilt, rolled under, and arms came out, throwing the vehicle up, where legs came out, then a head with teeth and spikes."I don't think it's a very good chance." Jodkra said. Johnson spun around on his hood, and was about to fire when Pohatubee intervened."Whoa, think about what's going to happen if you miss." Pohatubee said."I won't." Johnson said. He fired a missile, and the black Deceptikuta dodged it."I was kidding, sheesh." Johnson said.The Deceptikuta, Crowdax, kept running, doing his best to look terrifying, and sprinting epically. A car that drove too close was thrown into the air, and he did his best to step on the vehicles that didn't know to drive out of the way."Crowdax! Stop wasting time!" Crankdok said, himself transmocing, rolling, and going onto the same side of the road as the Autotoabot convoy."Why can't you just let me have some fun once in awhile?" Crowdax said, getting onto the same side that his Dreadinator subordinate was on."JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!" Hatchback said, speeding ahead, then transmocing into his four legged robot mode, running at an amazing speed and catching up to the Autotoabots. Crankdok and Crowdax sprinted, Crankdok's dread-locks flowing frighteningly in the wind."Well, ain't this just a nice little diddy." Tahuswipe said, pulling behind Norik. "You keep following Mataus, we'll handle them."Pohatubee spun around, weapons coming out of his form, then firing at Hatchback."Hey, 'Bee, maybe not while we're in the car!" Jaller said, his eye's wide."Eh, good point." Pohatubee said, turning around and speeding up."Dreadinators, KILL THEM!" Crowdax said, running ahead, and actually running fast enough that he began to catch up with the Autotoabots. Up ahead was a truck carrying pipes, which he eyed. Turning an arm into a gun (which you would think he would use to shoot the Autotoabots with) he shot a road sign, sending it down and making a makeshift ramp, then shot the truck, making it fall over and send piping, and bits of truck, flying. Tahuswipe and Jodkra past the wreckage, making it past just in time, but Pohatubee was too late."Hang on!" He said, just as Crowdax and Crankdok transmoced and followed right behind him."What-" 12345 began to say as Pohatubee took the jump and transmoced, sending the three Matoran flying. Knocking pieces of piping out of the air around them, just as Crowdax and Crankdok took the jump and went over them. Pohatubee grabbed for the Matoran, then transmoced again, the two Dreadinators overshooting him and continuing on.Pohatubee dodged Hatchback as the Deceptikuta dog-thing went past, then stopped."Hey, we're missing a Matoran, aren't we?" Pohatubee said. Hickory and Jaller looked around in the car."Mein Gott, I'm zo fired!" Hickory said. Pohatubee let Hickory and Jaller out to go see him. "Matoran down, Matoran down!" Pohatubee said.As this was happening, Hatchback got close to an Autotoabot; Tahuswipe."I'M GONNA KEEL YOU!" Hatchback said, jumping for Tahuswipe."Oohh no!" Tahuswipe said, transmocing, and in glorious slow-motion, turned, and with his swords, sliced open the underside of Hatchback, then went out from under him and shot at him a few times, before transmocing and driving off. Jodkra pulled infront of the slowed down Deceptikuta, and Johnson fired a rocket from his launched and blew apart Hatchback's head, killing the Deceptikuta. Hatchback's broken body collapsed, gears and springs flying out from the explosion."Oohhooh, did ya see that Tahuswi-" Johnson started to say, then noticed Tahuswipe was already far ahead. "Nevermin- JODKRA STOP!" Johnson said."What?" Jodkra said, stopping."One of Pohatubee's Matoran is hurt!" Johnson said."He's got it, we gotta deal with the Deceptikuta." Jodkra said."They've gotten too far ahead for us. Let's help Pohatubee." Johnson said."They're only too far ahead because you made me stop." Jodkra said, turning around and driving to Pohatubee. Pohatubee, Jaller and Hickory were standing around 12345, who lay on his back."12345, are you alright?" Jaller asked him."My back, I think I broke it. Oooooooh, why couldn't you catch me?" 12345 said to Pohatubee."Karma or something I guess." Pohatubee answered."This is just great, just great! Jodkra? Johnson? Shouldn't you be helping Tahuswipe?" Jaller said, seeing Jodkra and Johnson walk up."Eh, I'm sure he'll be fine." Jodkra said.Tahuswipe, meanwhile, drove as fast he could (which was pretty fast) to PEST headquarters, atemptting to catch up with Norik Prime and Mataus. Behind him, Crowdax and Crankdok drove as fast as they could, and were less than a hundred feet behind him.Suddenly, he saw a blue vehicle pull out a little bit infront of him. It transmoced into Vakama Maximus, who held his two pistols out at the Dreadinators."I got them Tahuswipe!" Vakama Maximus said, firing his pistols on the far sides of the Dreadinators, making them drive closer together."Owe you one then!" Tahuswipe said, driving past. As he drove past Vakama Maximus, a black truck drove the opposite direction.As Crowdax and Crankdok were forced to drive closer together, they too saw the black truck."Wonder if it's an Autotoabot?" Crankdok said."Bet not!" Crowdax responded, and the two planned on hitting the truck. The truck sped up, and hit them instead, sending all three flying, although Hydraxhide, the truck, had a controlled flight by choice; Crowdax and Crankdok, not so much. The two Deceptikuta transmoced painfully in the air, landing on the ground with a thud, Crowdax landing on top of a car.Hydraxhide finished transmocing and turned around as the Dreadinators got to their feet surprisingly quickly."Congratulations, you just got two free tickets," said Hydraxhide, showing his cannon and gun at the Deceptikuta, "to the gun show!""Appears we got a little Mexican stand off here." Vakama Maximus said, his own two pistols pointed at Crankdok and Crowdax."Put your weapons down now, Decepti-punks, or I'll have to teach you a thing or two." Hydraxhide said."Well, then I guess we're going to learn!" Crowdax said, which did not sound nearly as cool or witty as he thought it did.Crankdok, being the smarter of the two, acted first, launching spear bombs from his back at Hydraxhide and Tahuswipe. One hit Hydraxhide in chest, who took it like man, er, bot. At the same time Crowdax turned his arms into swords and jumped at Hydraxhide, but Hdyraxhide grabebd him by the neck and threw him somewhere behind him.Vakama Maximus shot at Crankdok, having dodged Crankdok's bombs, then Crankdok swiped at him, and then Hdyraxhide punched Crankdok in the back of the head, sending the Deceptikuta onto his knees, then picked him up and shot him point blank, sending the Deceptikuta flying, pieces of chest armour falling off.Crowdax launched one of his swords at Hdyraxhide, who dodged it, and Vakama Maximus mearly side stepped it. Crowdax ran at Hdyraxhide again, and Hdyraxhide took out the spear bomb stuck in his chest, stabbed it into Crowdax, and slammed Crowdax to the ground. Hydraxhide then kicked him back, and when Crowdax tried to stand up, Hydraxhide shot the bomb, exploding it and Crowdax. "Class dismissed." Hydraxhide said, putting his gun on his back. Norik Prime and Mataus appeared, followed by Tahuswipe and some PEST soldiers."Knew you guys had it." Tahuswipe said."Hydraxhide, this one is still alive!" Vakama Maximus said. Several PEST soldiers ran up, among them Hewkii, but it was unnessacary since Hydraxhide was there first."We have to get Norik to safety, I'm sure the Deceptikuta already know about this." Hewkii said."You can consider it done, Hewkii, but I'm going to have a word with this Deceptikuta here." Hydraxhide said, sitting Crankdok up.Crankdok was in bad shape. Most of his chest was a gaping wounding, wires poking out and blue energy dripping. One of his eyes was looking in the wrong direction, and a few of his dreadlocks were in a pile around him."Alright Deceptikuta, how'd you know where to find us? I'm pretty sure it wasn't just chance." Hydraxhide said, his cannon put into Crankdok's chest as an incentive to speak.Coughing up a piece up metal, Crankdok looked Hydraxhide right in the eye. "I-achk- I see very well now, very much what we were meant to do." Crankdok said."And what might that be, Deceptikuta?" Hdyraxhide said. Behind them, Norik Prime transmoced into his robot mode, still standing with Mataus. Tahuswipe and Vakama Maximus watched over Hydraxhide's shoulders."Matanui is out figh-arrcch-fighting Deceptikuta, with most of the Autotoabots, isn't he?" Crankdok asked."He is. Now what about it?" Hydraxhide said.Crankdok smiled. "The point? The point is that you're dead." he said."I think you are." Hydraxhide said, firing his cannon, and shooting up through Crankdok's chest, sending out his spark and head in pieces.As Hydraxhide stood up, Hewkii surveyed what Hydraxhide just did. "Well, that was a bit violent, wasn't it?" Hewkii asked. Hydraxhide shrugged.Suddenly, the ground shook a little. The Autotoabots turned, and the Drill Dragon burst forth, roaring. The Autotoabots moved back, and Shockvak appeared from the mess of saws."DECEPTIKUTA!" Mataus yelled, firing at Shockvak. Each shot bounced off harmlessly. Shockvak readied his cannon and fired, hitting Mataus square in the chest, ripping through him and sending his body back into a building."NOOO!" Hydraxhide yelled, firing back at Shockvak. Shockvak sent some missiles out of cannon, and the Autotoabots scrambled for cover.Shockvak stepped off of the Drill Dragon and looked to Norik. "Tell me Norik Prime, must I pretend to capture you, or can we just move along with this?" Shockvak asked.Norik shook his head. "We can just proceed with it. No need to waste time." Norik answered.Hydraxhide was confused. "Norik! What is this? He just killed Mataus!" Hydraxhide said.Norik looked to Hydraxhide and the Autotoabots. "You see my Metrutronian brothers, you were never going to win the war. And when Matanui launched the AllShiny, he doomed Metrutron. So this planet must pay to save Metrutron. Metrutron must survive," Norik said, taking out his cosmic rust gun "No matter the cost!" and with that he fired on the Autotoabots, who scattered. One shot hit a PEST humvee, and it turned to rust in seconds.Hydraxhide rolled, and fired back, intent on killing the traitor himself. Norik fired on Hydraxhide, who dodged, but was a second too late, and was hit in the leg. Grunting, he fell, his leg turning a bad colour of red. Taking his cannon, he shot the leg off at the knee, stopping the spread of rust. He held his gun up to continue firing, but Norik and Shockvak (with the Drill Dragon's help) had just put a hole into PEST headquarters, and they were walking in."Maximus! Alert Matanui!" Hydraxhide told Vakama Maximus. Hewkii hurriedly try to contact everyone inside the building, warning them to get out.Inside, surprised PEST soldiers reached for their weapons, but Shockvak and Norik's barrage stopped resistance. Taking out his double sided sword, Norik swunged, ripping threw helicopters and PEST vehicles. Out another door, Galcee and Crashinator got who they could out of the building."Where in here are the pillars?" Shockvak asked Norik, who had taken his cannon again and was shooting at any Matoran he could see."You need only follow me." Norik responded, "Although there is a stop we should make first."Going through a wall, they found Blitztran, laughing maniaclly. "Ooooh! I knew zat my vishes vould come true! A knight in shining armour und his cyclopes steed! AHAHAHAH!" Blitztran laughed.Freeing Blitztran (who sent a volley or two at the Matoran and building) they continued for the pillars. Nokama, dodging a piece of flaming rubble, yelled at Norik."Norik Prime! What are you doing? I order you to stop!" She yelled.Norik turned and pointed his rust gun at her "You do not order me, a PRIME around insect!" he yelled, and fired, missing her by a hair.Entering a new room (all the while breaking things) they found a large vault, protected by automated turrets, which lasted for all of 4 seconds. Destroying the door, they found the five controls pillars."You do have the Sun Matrix, don't you?" Shockvak asked him.Showing it off for effect, he pulled it out "Metrutron shall be saved." Norik said. Handing the pillars to Blitztran (who was giggiling the entire time) Shockvak ordered the Drill Dragon to them, and it burst through a wall, it's cockpit opening, and Norik, Shockvak, Blitztran and the pillars entered it.As the Drill Dragon left, leaving most of PEST headquarters burnt and smoking, the sun began to set on Metru-Nui.END OF CHAPTERFun Commentary: Duh duh duh!! So you were half right Hubert, Mataus did die, although Hydraxhide will live. And Norik's character will reveal him to be an insane knight templar sort of thing. And I also thought Crankdok's death was a bit violent, but it was basically movie Soundwave's death, made awesomer.MTL Edited January 6, 2012 by ManiacToaLaco Quote Transonicle Transonicle 2: Revenge of Icarax Transonicle Re-Mastered Edition Transonicle 3: The Ultimate DoomAlso, check the BZP comedy wiki for all your Transonicle, and other comedy, needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 You gave Vakama Maximus Sideswipe's lines?BLASPHEMY.Anyway, that was a rather good chapter, and can you tell us who else is going to die? Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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