Hitman Lite: Deathless Rampage

[Voltex]

For Pupwa, so wait here

[Pupwa21]

Bionicle Hitman: Deathless Rampage aka pony edition.

 

The plot.

 

Some Dark Hunters fight for fun. Some fight for revenge. But most of them fight for money.

This story, is from the fun ones, where death is a game, and they are the players. Mainly because they use 'fake' weapons.

 

The game.

 

In Hitman, you are attempting to assassinate all of the other players. You do this by PMing me with the name of the player you are targeting. In addition to your target's name, you will also PM me the murder method you will use in your assassination attempt. You have six methods of murder to choose from.

 

Knife

Poison

Sledgehammer

Explosive

Gun

Wire

 

You are not guaranteed a kill. Different assassins have different resistances and weaknesses against different weapons. When signing up for the game, you will PM me a list of all the murder methods and corresponding numerical values (one through six). For example:

 

Knife: 6

Poison: 2

Sledgehammer: 3

Explosive: 4

Gun: 5

Wire: 1

 

This is your resistance profile. It tells me which weapons you are weak against and which weapons you are strong against. When someone attempts to kill you, I will roll a die. If the number falls below your resistance for the chosen weapon, you will survive. If not, you die. For example, if someone targeted you with a Knife, I would roll a die. If my die landed on anything below 5, you would survive the attempt. If you were targeted with an Explosive, and I rolled below 5, you'd live. (If this requires any clarification, let me know, and I'll do my best to explain it to you.)

 

Each round will take about 24 hours, which includes plenty of time in which to PM me your target and weapon of choice. If you fail to send me the name of a target and a weapon of choice, you will take no action that round.

 

What happens when multiple people attack the same target?

I will calculate the assassination attempts chronologically. The first person to PM me that target's name will receive first dibs on the assassination attempt. If he fails, the next person will get a shot, and so on.

 

What happens if the last two/three/etc. people all kill each other?

There can only be one survivor, so if the last few assassins all kill each other I will reroll.

 

 

 

The twist.

 

Unlike any Hitman game previously, The dead can still kill.

 

To win, You need the most amount of kills before the last living player dies.

 

The payroll.

 

1. ShadowVezon [K: 2] [D: 1]

2. Chro

3. Unit [K: 1]

4. Canis

5. Lhik [K: 1]

6. Voltex [D: 1]

7. Pulse [D: 2]

8. Underscore [D: 1]

9. Baltarc [K: 1] [D: 1]

10. JiMing [K: 1]

 

Ks stand for kills.

Ds stand for deaths.

 

The rules.

 

1. Use only a single PM to send in your targets - that is, don't start a new PM each round; just add a reply to the existing PM.

2. No changing targets. I will accept the first PM you send me, and will ignore any others you send in an attempt to switch your target.

3. No complaining about outcomes. I am not biased; I am genuinely just rolling a die. This game is a little bit of strategy with a whole lot of luck.

 

Edited April 26, 2014 by Pupwa21

[Chro]

Spot 2

[BBBBalta]

Spot ten.

[Makuta of Time]

I'm so tempted to do one, but I still got a scene to write right now. I think these Hitman games will be the longest running series in BZP history.

[Chro]

Nah, Mafia takes that spot...

[Trijhak]

Spot 7, please.

[Canis Lycaon]

Any spot if possible.

[-Toa Lhikevikk-]

joining

[ShadowVezon]

Sign me up.

[Unit#phntk#1]

Any spot!

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

[Pupwa21]

Added.

[Voltex]

Sign me up

Nah, Mafia takes that spot...

Mafia and Bionifight, actually - while it has far less installments, I think Bionifight is only six months younger than Mafia.

[Pupwa21]

In.

 

Guys I made a small change, to win, you need the most "kills" before the last living player "dies".

Edited March 31, 2014 by Pupwa21

[BBBBalta]

What happens if two or more players have the same number of kills?

[Pupwa21]

Then we will have an extra round with all the people that tied.

[Underscore]

Spot, please

 

1 More!

[Pupwa21]

Youre in.

 

Everyone, I only got PMs from Unit, Lhik, Baltarc, Voltex and SV. Please send in your PMs before the beginning of round 1.

[Ehksidian]

...

wait

i'm not going to play but

if pupwa is playing doesn't that mean he knows exactly what to use on who, and it's far, far far easier for him to win? or am i being dumb?

[Pupwa21]

I'm just there as a reminder that I'm the host.

Edited March 31, 2014 by Pupwa21

[ShadowVezon]

Several people do that.

[Pupwa21]

Since we might not get a tenth player, Round one starts now and ends at 6:30 PM EST.

[Makuta of Time]

A bountiful filler as per request.

[JiMing]

Is there any more room? Kimda confused...

Edited April 5, 2014 by JiMing

[Chro]

There's apparently one unfilled spot

[JiMing]

If possible, I'd like to take it.

[Pupwa21]

ROUND 1

 

It was a normal day in whervervile, when surpreme tactical planing allowed Voltex to stalk Cains around the city. In his attempt to stab him, his brain controler missed the QuickTime event and just placed the knife in his pocket. Frustrated, he disappeared into the city square, plotting his next murder.

 

Meanwhile in a pub, Underscore was trying to get a Bernewhenre but all the drinks the bartender gave him were done wrong. "I said, Flip it upside down AFTER you spin it 420 degrees!" "Well sorry, but this is a new drink to me." Being fed up with his demands, he slipped a little bit of his personal batch of poison in it after doing it right. "Finally, you actually done it right, Unit." Unit watched him leave, socked at the fact his disguise fell and he knew all along.

 

While walking through the streets, Chro spotted Lhik and did some math, before taking out his Raiper and throwing it, having it bounce back multiple walls before Heading towards Lhik's face, unfortunately, for Chro, it bounced off his head and headed for Underscore, who was passing by. Underscore however, grabbed it and threw it back at Chro. "Next time, don't forget to Carry the 1." While talking to Chro, he narrowly missed Pulse's knife head at his neck, only for Pulse to drop from Lhik's 9mm. "Don't expect it to happen again." After that, the 3 killers set off home.

 

When Underscore got home, he had a craving for a cigar, so he went to his room and grabbed one from his set and lit it up. After a while, a familiar voice rang out from the Cigar.

"Didn't your mother told you that smoking kills? Oh, right, wrong character. Well anyways, you'll explode in 3 seconds."

 

"BOOM"

 

They never found his remains. Just a giant black mark.

 

TL;DR.

 

Pulse died at the hands of Lhik's math skills.

Underscore died by SV's tainted cigar.

 

Round 2 begins and ends at 7:00 PM EST.

 

Jiming, give me your stats and target.

 

Criticism of the scene will be taken. It's not my best work.

Edited April 5, 2014 by Pupwa21

[JiMing]

Yeeeeeeesssss

 

Now I can show my Attorney Maverick Hunting skills!

[Underscore]

It might be helpful if you included a synopsis of the round .

[ShadowVezon]

But he did.

 

"Pulse Died At The Hands Of Lhik's Math Skills.
Underscore Died By SV's Tainted Cigar."

[-Toa Lhikevikk-]

...wait, was the "tainted cigar" a poison or an explosive? I can't really tell...

[ShadowVezon]

Explosive. You light it, and it blows up. That's how it's meant to work, anyway.

Edited April 5, 2014 by Regenerated ShadowVezon

[Pupwa21]

Sorry for not posting in a while, I was forced to go to Sweden due to some troubles and I forgot to tell you guys.

 

Scene will be up tomorrow, I want to sleep. Also, filler needed.

Edited April 17, 2014 by Pupwa21

[Voltex]

*Adds filling*

[ShadowVezon]

Finally. I was worried I wouldn't be able to use my brand new weapon.

[Pupwa21]

ROUND 2

 

It was a normal day in whervervile again, when Jiming invited Voltex over for some gaming with a twist, loser dies. They agreed on playing a Mega Man X game, which one, I have no idea. They loaded up the versus mode and Voltex took Ehks and Jiming took Zero, of course. Know what, I'm done going into detail, so long story short, Zero won by using an explosive attack and Voltex exploded as well. "Game over!" Chro suddenly came in from the window and Attempted to burn him alive only to be countered by paper. "Drats!", however, the energy from the 2 attacks caused an energy wave that revived the dead, Namely Underscore and SV.

 

As SV went to his work shop to make a new weapon, the Repo man was there taking his stuff. "HEY! THATS MY STUFF!" "Too bad, it's repo'd, along with your life!" A knife made its way into his heart, killing him again. The killer, Baltarc, ran off, to kill the real repo man who took his stuff.

 

In another part of town, Pulse was running from Unit, the latter disarmed him.

He Died by a fan blade

 

TL;DR

 

Voltex died by Jiming's cheat codes.

SV died by a butter knife made by Baltarc

Pulse died by a Fan Blade from Unit's fan.

 

Considering that I've been getting little PMs, my activity and the fact that people forgot about this, I might end the game early if you want. Otherwise next round ends at 7:00 PM EST At April 18

[ShadowVezon]

Curse you Baltarc, for foiling my plans! You stopped me from using my greatest weapon yet, a rubber chicken!

[Chro]

Well you can still use it, right?

[ShadowVezon]

...good point.

[JiMing]

....Pupwa, I meant that I was supposed to be Zero in the game. You know, like in Hitman IV?