avmatoran Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) A ploy by the government to see how close we are to discovering their assorted schemes. If one of us hits the nail on the head, we simply... disappear. I'm telling you, they're out to get me! Steam Edited April 22, 2014 by avmatoran Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lightning Bolt Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 a conspiracy by water molecules to think they evaporate after they are heated. They wont trick me! Forests Quote Time is my frenemy. So is money. May the classics never die and may the future find a new set of Toa. BZPRPG Character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 A setup by aliens. They have deluded us into thinking trees are necessary, so when we deforest, we overthrow our governments. Steam (Valve's game service) Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lightning Bolt Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 a plot by Gabe Newell to prevent the release of Half Life 3, and simultaneously confirms the release of Half Life 3. Half Life 3. Quote Time is my frenemy. So is money. May the classics never die and may the future find a new set of Toa. BZPRPG Character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Was made years ago, but has been suppressed by a weirdo group of pacifists who believe that it was ruining lives. Taylor Swift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 An automaton cranking out the same songs over and over so that our minds are slowly numbed from sensation, turning us into slaves for the aliens controlling the world. Food. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lightning Bolt Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 A means of control by the farmers who want us to stop singing "Old McDonald".They're still not gonna let us stop if we do. Rocks. 1 Quote Time is my frenemy. So is money. May the classics never die and may the future find a new set of Toa. BZPRPG Character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Simultaneous spies and huge mecha constructs by the sand aliens ready to rise up and destroy all humans starting with rock collectors. Microsoft Word. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lightning Bolt Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) A plot by Bill Gates to make us all pay for using OpenOffice.Metal. Edited April 23, 2014 by Mr. Lightning Bolt Quote Time is my frenemy. So is money. May the classics never die and may the future find a new set of Toa. BZPRPG Character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 A ploy by them. They made metal to cause our dependence on it in society, until they take it all away and we have to rely on them. Them. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Lycaon Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 They are everywhere, lurking among our society as impostors. Trust no one. Tin foil hats. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Both actually work and are quite necessary for the survival of the human race, but--those whose powers are useless against the hats--attempt to make us all think that wearing a tin foil hat is ridiculous. Mountains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Underneath these structures are alien crash sites. They built the mountains to hide their ships. Pro Wrestling. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 A super-long B-level movie that's being continuously shot and released. Bzpower itself. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 An attempt to gather the fans of Bionicle and other such people that are commonly regarded as "social outcasts" and exterminate us, as we are the only ones immune to the alien mind control. Uranium Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Actually just an ordinary metal that people think is highly radioactive, but it is actually barely radioactive and everything else is highly radioactive. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Umm...? Hypnotherapy. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) A technique used by terrorist doctors to kill your family when subdued to white noise. My little Pony's male fanbase. Edited April 24, 2014 by Loganto The Bo-Matoran Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 A group of evil scientists using the cover of ponies to discuss world domination. Since non fans never go there it's the perfect disguise! The evidence is there!!11! Risk(The Board Game). Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Was invented by a secret organization as a test to find the greatest battle strategist in history, before trying to take over the world. The number '13'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Was Made to confuse the public, along with the other prime numbers, that still baffle me to this day. Black Six's pillow Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Inside of it, there is a grenade. An undetonated grenade, and the only thing preventing it from exploding is a haphazardly placed human finger. Chernobyl. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 An attempt to cover up genetic research done by a faction of Hydra, who had split from SHIELD, who are both real.SCIENCE Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 A plot that Jesus used to try and hide from his pursuers. It didn't pan out, but caught on among his bros, who spread the idea. Alchemy. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Actually works, but then denialists like "great" chemists would lose their jobs to magicy dudes with a long beard mumbling spells. So they started a covert war that goes on to this day. Join the Resistance! Photons. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Spirits of dead criminals and other bad people who liked darkness and thus have eternal punishment as the fundamental substance of light. The color purple. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Lycaon Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 The Colour Out of Space, described in the short story of the same name by H.P. Lovecraft. Dungeons and Dragons. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 A game made to eat your soul, and crowd your mother's basement with 27 year olds. BZPower's comic section. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Designed to infuriate people waiting for the next installment. My laptop's wifi antenna possibly being broken. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Your laptop's antenna being or you thinking it may be broken is possibly a plot to prevent radioactive signals from entering your cranium and giving you diseases such as cancer. This is done so that you shall survive long enough to continue your daily life, therefor ensuring the survival of the human race from possible extinction (assuming you are human and not another species or extraterrestrial). What about the Star Wars prequel trilogy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Made to confuse parents into thinking it's 7, 8, &9. Play-dough Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reptile3607 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Play dough is designed to get stick under your fingernails, And then, When the time is right, turn to liquid, absorb into the nails themselves, Before causing them to fall out, and making it harder to use weapons! Also, contact lenses, makeup, and piercings, are all part of this conspiracy to weaken us Tattoos Quote Dont you just hate it when your in a shop then you turn off a power point because nothings plugged into it, then realise that it's actually a light switch.... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Stranger Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Tattoo ink is actually a nanobot-infused compound used by the Shadow Government to monitor biker gangs and hipsters. AGLETS (can't believe no one asked for this one before) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakaru Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) Accidentally created white trying to manufacture magnetic muscle-control implants for use on people who wear sneakers instead of sandals. BZPower Member Jinzoninjen73. (there is no way anything you write about him that is not true) Edited April 26, 2014 by Kakaru Quote 「どこに行けばいいんだ・・・」「タ・コロ村はもうおしまいだ・・・」タ・コロ村の村人達 hey it's Studio Comic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) Invited to BZP by B6 for a covert operation in which Evil Lord Survurlode was assassinated and his bubble wrap cleared away for good. Goats. Edited April 26, 2014 by -Toa Lhikevikk- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Were never accurately dispicted until someone leaked the goat simlulator. 4chan. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 A plot to categorize degenerates on the Internet. PSA's from the Seventies. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted April 28, 2014 Author Share Posted April 28, 2014 P. W. Herman imitators. All of them Wristwatches Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Secret grenades are planted on your arm by the CIA with these devilish devices. Never worn one in my life. Chick Flix Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Movies expertly crafted by government scientists to get males to puke and recoil in horror, giving their girlfriends a reason to dislike them. Cement Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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