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This is the game for making crazy conspiracy theories about virtually anything, it works like this:

 

Player 1: The next player has to make a conspiracy theory about gravity

 

Player 2: Gravity is a plot by the CIA to keep us on Earth.

 

And so it goes. Post a conspiracy theory about whatever the previous player offered you, and give the next player something new in return.

 

One word of advice: "The government" is obviously the source of many real-life conspiracy theories, but in order to avoid monotony, I advice you to also give mole men, aliens and the like a go as well, and most of all to have fun.

 

So with that out of the way, let's get started.

 

The next player has to make a conspiracy theory about Bicycles.

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A McDonald's-esque scheme that involves addictive chemicals, leading to eating massive servings of chocolate and rotting your teeth. Once you're fat and toothless, the lizard men that own the chocolate companies will rise up and take over.

 

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The Koopae are benevolent creatures that only attacked Mario in self-defense.

 

Somewhere out there is a pair of razor-sharp Onua Claws that were in a box purchased by John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

 

(I know that's not possible, that's what makes it funny.)

 

Microsoft.

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Morally unambiguous.

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A substance produced by destructive aliens, who planted it here so they can hit it with a lazer that makes it explode all over the worlds.

 

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Cutlery was an early attempt by aliens to give men advanced weaponry but it seemed they could never access the full functions of a fork

 

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