Geardirector Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (Approved by Windrider) This is the game for making crazy conspiracy theories about virtually anything, it works like this: Player 1: The next player has to make a conspiracy theory about gravity Player 2: Gravity is a plot by the CIA to keep us on Earth. And so it goes. Post a conspiracy theory about whatever the previous player offered you, and give the next player something new in return. One word of advice: "The government" is obviously the source of many real-life conspiracy theories, but in order to avoid monotony, I advice you to also give mole men, aliens and the like a go as well, and most of all to have fun. So with that out of the way, let's get started. The next player has to make a conspiracy theory about Bicycles. 3 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Bicycles were invented by time traveling Eco-Activists attempting to destroy the car industry before it was even born. Flashlights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Flashlights are powered by Martians the American government kidnapped, and they're being used as batteries. Vaccinations. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) Vaccinations were invented in order to mutate the human race into superhumans, side effects vary. Cats. Edited April 15, 2014 by Yoko Littner Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted April 15, 2014 Author Share Posted April 15, 2014 The ancients egyptians were right to worship cats as gods, because they are, and their patience with our constant mistakes is wearing thin. The Beatles (Please avoid "x is dead") Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) The Beatles were abducted by aliens, and in order to avoid an interplanetary war, the U.K. government made clones to replace them. Spiders. Edited April 15, 2014 by JAG18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Mutated super-bugs designed to keep the bug population down, but also scaring humans into submission, hinting about an oncoming uprising. Music. Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 The Music makes everyone goes crazy,and so humans ever underground to hide it. UNICRON!!!! Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 His cartoon appearances predict a possible Unicron onslaught that may result in mass galaxy destruction. Disney Channel (2014). Heheh, there's a horrible topic! Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted April 15, 2014 Author Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) All the "different" programs are all part of the same boring and underwhelming sitcom. Canada Edited April 22, 2014 by Geardirector 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Canada is actually an alien space ship funded by the British government, sent to monitor the USA and subdue it if it attempts to rise up against the alien British Overlords that it doesn't know it has. Clothing. 1 Quote Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Clothing was invented by aliens to alter human's evolution; specifically, hair development. Hawaii. 1 Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) Hawaii is actually a Robot under near! (Sound familiar?) Yoda Edited April 15, 2014 by Spiderus Prime Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Yoda was born when a gremlin (from the movie Gremlins), a leper and Bruce Lee were fused in a science experiment. YouTube. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Is run by lizard men, who are using stupid videos to dumb down humans as preparation for their invasion... Chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 A McDonald's-esque scheme that involves addictive chemicals, leading to eating massive servings of chocolate and rotting your teeth. Once you're fat and toothless, the lizard men that own the chocolate companies will rise up and take over. Geometry Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 An attempt by dolphins to make us smarter, before befriending us as "intellectual equals". BIONICLE. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Small, mechanical nanobots infused with the plastic, to cause children to eventually become robotic slaves to the company known as LEGO.Nintendo. 1 Quote Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) They actually Elves from the North Pole,and they used Plumbers as their mascots. The Koopa Kingdom Edited April 15, 2014 by Spiderus Prime Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 An attempt to have mushrooms takeover the world by simply releasing themselves from their digital state mad by the NHK. Onua Claw Piece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) The Koopae are benevolent creatures that only attacked Mario in self-defense. Somewhere out there is a pair of razor-sharp Onua Claws that were in a box purchased by John Fitzgerald Kennedy. (I know that's not possible, that's what makes it funny.) Microsoft. Edited April 15, 2014 by Dapper-Kun Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 An ultimate attempt to unite Google and Apple to create an evil organization that will soon develop into the NHK Pens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Microsoft is merely a front for a shadowy international organization of mad scientists and wannabe evil overlords. The revenue from product sold goes towards funding their world domination scheme. Cell phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Little devices that plague the country's youth into simple-minded slaves that spend too much money on phones. The Internet Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 The internet is actually a living organism that feeds off of people's time. Little siblings. 1 Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Evil spawns of your own parents designed to bring misery and loud noises into your life. Sometimes they're nice to you, other times they aren't. But the point is, they like to ruin your life at times. Dogs Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Spies sent by the hidden canine civilization to study human behavior; they now have almost enough data on us to perform a swift takeover and cripple our society. Bagels. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lightning Bolt Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Bagels are a plot by the bread industry to subvert the purity of the pastry industry, including donuts. Rainbows. Quote Time is my frenemy. So is money. May the classics never die and may the future find a new set of Toa. BZPRPG Character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 An advertisement from the Skittle industry inspiring you to buy more Skittles, thus wasting your money, but it might be worth it. Starbucks (this should be good) Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lightning Bolt Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 An attempt by Merpeople to sell coffee to hipsters to divert them from their goal to make everyone hipster. Deodorant. Quote Time is my frenemy. So is money. May the classics never die and may the future find a new set of Toa. BZPRPG Character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 It contains acidic compounds that cause curled armpit hair. Area 51. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Do I even need to say it? Aliens hidden out in the desert by the government, by the way. Recycling. Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Tec Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Recycling is a way for the government to dispose of possible alien Tech used in products Google Quote one day this will contain greatness only the best. But take this with the ocean of salt then you will know what to expect from this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 If you know where to look, on one of the search pages there'll be top secret government files! Petroleum. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Phrase Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 A substance produced by destructive aliens, who planted it here so they can hit it with a lazer that makes it explode all over the worlds. BZPower. Quote Kopaka, the coolest(Pun intended) Ko-Toa ever: "If the fight had turned, Exann might be the one on the floor with Antidermis spurting out of him. This is how battle is. This is how life is." -Mar'jik, Corpus Rahkshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 A figment of Hapori Tohu's imagination. (See "Who is Hapori Tohu?" for more details) Japanese animators. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 (edited) People with amazing art styles that make TV shows that possess Americans into becoming crazy, butthurt fans. Microphones Edited April 16, 2014 by Sybre the Mental Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 Speaker mic is connected to actually not a speaker, but a tiny man in the box shouting everything. Cutlery Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Cutlery was an early attempt by aliens to give men advanced weaponry but it seemed they could never access the full functions of a fork Alaska Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 Alaska actually has a huge UFO beneath it, which is why the USA bought it and its low population is beuase the government scares people out. An ordinary block of wood. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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