The Undertaken Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Are actually giant alien birds that rely on humans for sustenance. When they have had their fill they will all destroy this world and move on to the next one. Cream Soda Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toa grimlock Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Is filled with microchips so you can be tracked. Lockdown Quote "When life gives you lemons.... Make orange soda!" "You're immature for age..." BZPRPG character profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 is actually an autobot double agent girls on tumblr Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Are actually all girls! Also the guys, the guys on tumblr are also girls. Pizza Hut Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 A restaurant chain created by the rat god to fatten up the humans of the world so that its children may one day devour us in the great rat feast. Christmas Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Is a ploy by a secret committee of business men to sell their plastic trees to people who don't really need plastic trees Pokemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 More or less accurate depictions of Japanese history, long suppressed by the government to hide the truth. This truth being that Japan had powerful living weapons at the disposal of ten year old's, all of which were forgotten about when WW2 happened. Acne Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 is a figment of your imagination my little pony Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Actually injects people with special internet steroids as they watch.....Hasbro have big plans in the future.... Emoticons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Originally developed by a chat software developer, the emoticons have since been corrupted for a dark and secret purpose by the darkness beyond. BZPower's downtime Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 (edited) Was a plot by mega blocks to kill of all Bionicle fans so that their rip offs could succeed Internet speed Edited November 5, 2014 by Turaga of Ponies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 A devious ploy by a megacorporation to make sure that no one can experience the internet fully, thus making their future plans more likely to succeed. Shadows Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 (edited) Is the substance that the evil emoticons feed off to then grow larger. It's also what Rainbow Ice cream and sprinkles are made of. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━ . Edited November 5, 2014 by Turaga of Ponies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Although it seems like an emoticon of a guy flipping over a table, it is actually a secret message on an ancient alien language. Its purpose is yet unknown, but suspected to be horribly evil. Western Media Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 is actually the good guy doritos locos tacos Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Is actually a secret ritual thing enforced by the dark gods beyond. In time, they will gain enough power to break through to our world. Endermen Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Are secretly under orders from Herobrine. Spaghetti... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Developed as a plot by Italian bakers to make everyone more okay with eating intestines, which would then be used to turn the general populous into zombies as part of an elaborate world domination scheme. Ice cream Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Ice cream? Oh, its just the result of causing the mammary secretions of a cow to turn into cream then mixing it with chemical compounds to add flavor and sweetness. That's true. And dairy products are gross when you think about it. BZPower. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 A conspiracy to brainwash 10-olds into buying LEGO stocks. Parakeets. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Actually an odd species of parasitic bird who use their interesting vocal talents and colourations to attract larger prey. Once lulled into a sense of security they attack, killing their owner and using them as a puppet and using their vocal skills to provide their voice. Tim Hortons Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 A conspiracy by the Canadian Crown to retake New England. The Ocean. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 A conspiracy by the planet to make its population think it can sustain life. Onua's hammer Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 (edited) Is actually two giant digging thingies connected to a stick! Edited November 6, 2014 by Triclops-Echo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Is actually the leader of the Emotecorp that is threatening to take over the world with their.....Emote-ness. He's also impartial to Afros. Makooti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraldor Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Is secretly building an army of bionic men using hyperthreading technology. Saxophones Quote Will be writing stories shortly-Watch this space. Here's my blog, where you can listen to me read bad fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Are actually saxons and phones combined into a deadly weapon of mass destruction, but their powers are hidden by their suave music. Homestuck Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 A secret advertising campaign for the Reptilians. Bear Suits. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Are an excuse for man children to feel as though they are in their own skin, thus taking over the world as bears. Fermented onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 A conspiracy by the Canadian Crown to retake New England. SHUT UP Tim Hortons was a noble part of our lives LONG BEFORE you Americans dipped your filthy noses into it YOU PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH Fermented onion. actually gives the consumer super powers. that is why onions are prepared and eaten fresh. they don't want you to have powers. bioshock infinite Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Has a secret 'Infinite Mode' that never ends, but you only get it if you beat the game 27 times without shooting your gun or taking damage. Toy Story 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Actually came out last summer, but the Government has blocked all showings of it to prevent spoilers from leaking out. The BZPRPG... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 A conspiracy by the Canadian Crown to retake New England. SHUT UP Tim Hortons was a noble part of our lives LONG BEFORE you Americans dipped your filthy noses into it YOU PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH Never once did he insult Canada (a conspiracy isn't really an insult, every country conspires), and here you are saying Americans ruin everything they touch. I think you need to calm down. It's not like Mr House was responsible for the actions that took place. Anyway, the BZPRPG is actually an exclusive cult that is incredibly hard to get into unless you were there at it's birth .....and of course took the special oath. Wolf-cats 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraldor Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 are actually wolf-dogs going through an identity crisis. Pillows Quote Will be writing stories shortly-Watch this space. Here's my blog, where you can listen to me read bad fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Actually softens your skull so it feels like the pillow is the one that is soft. Mayonnaise. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 A conspiracy by the Canadian Crown to retake New England. SHUT UP Tim Hortons was a noble part of our lives LONG BEFORE you Americans dipped your filthy noses into it YOU PEOPLE RUIN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH Woah, I haven't anything against Canada, man. I was just making a joke. Heck, I don't even live in New England, nor have I ever had Tim Hortons (I am partial to Krispy Kreme, honestly). No need to get uppity, it's a game. Anyways, Mayonnaise is actually a part of a conspiracy by A&W Root Beer to make people drink more soda. Tom and Jerry. 1 Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraldor Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Are the same person. And that person is a dog. Lanyards Quote Will be writing stories shortly-Watch this space. Here's my blog, where you can listen to me read bad fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toa grimlock Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Are really living cretures waiting for the order to attack the human race, and then blow up the planet to spread their influence across the galaxy. Gurren Lagann Quote "When life gives you lemons.... Make orange soda!" "You're immature for age..." BZPRPG character profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Was actually created by individuals seeking to destroy the universe with spiral energy. The anime is propaganda advocating over-use of it. Hate of the shoes and sandals combo Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Tec Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 This hate is because the sock indrestrie is trying to get people to only wear heels and dress shoes to promote their less used socks and stockings Calenders Quote one day this will contain greatness only the best. But take this with the ocean of salt then you will know what to expect from this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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