Mr. House Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Hold subliminal messages. The Calendar companies purposefully manipulate them to sell bonds. Cups. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Are secretly plotting to take over the world! Halloween... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Halloween 2015 is the apocalypse! Because: 1) Illuminati controls our education.2) In literacy we must READ WHOLE PROMPT.3) READ WHOLE PROMPT is an anagram of RED RAMP WH PLOT.4) WH means White House.5) Red ramp is a triangle.6) What else is a triangle? A cap ERASEr.7) If you don't READ WHOLE PROMPT, you have to go back and ERASE like 90% of your work.8) Illuminati terms- kill everyone on Earth EXCEPT the 10% that are Illuminati.9) What is killing lots of people today? That's right, Ebola.10) How do we connect the White House to education? Well, Obama's daughters go to Sidwell Friends School.11) They'll get infected with Ebola, go home, and end up infecting the President.12) Now there's another way to connect education, sickness, and the color red- easy. Red ribbon week.13) Red ribbon week is anti-drug week- so how do we connect drugs and Ebola? Anti-Ebola drugs that will remove Ebola from a person's system or act as a pre-emptive vaccine.14) They'll actually contain a fatal poison that will swiftly kill all who have consumed it.15) Everyone who took the vaccine- every important person who can afford it- will die, so that the Illuminati can establish their New World Order. Halloween 2015 is doomsday because Red Ribbon Week is the last week of October. Illuminati like the number six. The sixth day of a week is Saturday, and Halloween is the Saturday of Red Ribbon Week 2015. Ebola will go full force next Halloween! Erasers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Don't actually erase graphite writing, they just fool everyone into thinking they do. All of your assignments have words written on top of each other in a big mess, and your drawings look like something not even Picasso could have made up. Art Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Doesn't exist and we are all hallucinating it Butterscotch.. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Is actually produced from butter-like scotch. The toa masters Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 A conspiracy by the Yakuza to implant mind-control chips into the children of the world. Lays Potato Chips. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 An adaptation of the rage of a chef who tried to spite a difficult customer. (that's actually true) The decepticons Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toa grimlock Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Are really fighting to protect the universe but the Autobots have tricked everyone otherwise. Gundam Quote "When life gives you lemons.... Make orange soda!" "You're immature for age..." BZPRPG character profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraldor Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Gundam are just people wearing well-decorated cardboard boxes! Penguins 2 Quote Will be writing stories shortly-Watch this space. Here's my blog, where you can listen to me read bad fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 were originally the dominant, super advanced species of planet earth, until a cataclysm nearly wiped them out. now, they bide their time, waiting to rise up and conquer the world once more. Pianoes... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Don't actually drop on people. This is just a myth put into circulation by anti-piano activists using "subtle" propaganda placed into various movies through the years. My foot Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Is plotting to kill you. Hummingbirds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Don't hum because they don't know the words, they hum to communicate with their alien Mothership. The Colour Purple... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Is actually a combination of green and yellow. First person shooter games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 To train you for future wars against alien invaiders. Lies Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 ...Are actually true, but you are conditioned to believe they are lies. Cannons... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Don't actually fire anything. The ammunition is self-propelling, and the cannons were made to hide this unnatural technological leap in human history. History 103 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Actually just history 101 but adds two days to the schedule. Shameless self advertising. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Is actually very shameful. People lie that it's shameless in a vain attempt at hiding that fact. 90's anime Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Are Anime from the 2100s, illegally taken to the 1990s by Time Smugglers. Television. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Was actually first invented by the Atlantians, but after their downfall, it wasn't re-discovered until 1926, when a friend of Philor Taylor found the ancient city, and brought back a tv set for Philor to then examine and later "invent". Automobiles Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayliffe Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Invented by oil companies in 2099 and sent back in time to give maniac environmentalists something to shout at frantically. Windows (the glass things, not the computer operating system) Quote "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams Twitter Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Actually a small condensed slip in time and demensional space that you look through. That is why children can see the monsters... and we can't... We have, as grown ups, gotten used to not believing our eyes. The shadowy figures are real. Do not trust them. Do not look in their eyes. Do not go outside to prove me wrong. They WILL kill you, and will NOT show mercy. Comedy and laughter. 1 Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Comedy and laughter are actually code words for tragedy and pain. Actually a small condensed slip in time and demensional space that you look through. That is why children can see the monsters... and we can't... We have, as grown ups, gotten used to not believing our eyes. The shadowy figures are real. Do not trust them. Do not look in their eyes. Do not go outside to prove me wrong. They WILL kill you, and will NOT show mercy. I KNEW the squidraptor in my closet was real! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Squidraptors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Don't exist, actually. They usually are an assortment of hangars and clothing, Yet they scare children nonetheless. The darkness tricks the mind, and darkness was created by the Illuminati. So yeah. Darkness. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Darkness wasn't created by the Illuminati. Light was. Darkness is the lack of light, so humans are creatures of the night. And squidraptors DO exist. Crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Don't actually exist. It's all an elaborate ruse by the Atlantean government to cover up the existence of anti-grav technology. Pixel art Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 The very essence of all creation, similar to fibanaci and things like it. The pixel gods created us. Paint Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Is actually the essence of the universe, extracted from its fabric and compressed into a tube or a can for every day use. Herobrine Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Is actually Notch in a different skin. Super Mario Bros... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Actually evil and kill everybody. Paint (the program) Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 Made for manipulation of the essence of creation. It was originally intended to be used against the pixel gods, but has now become their greatest weapon. The universe Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Is a fake diorama ruled by me! Winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 A foul plot by the Polar Bears in charge of the Gambian government to incite a new Ice Age. Mickey Mouse. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Has a head made of circles. Triangles fit in circles. There are 3 circles. Therefore there are three triangles. WALT DISNEY BEING ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. Half Life 3 Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Is actually Half Life 2 Episode 3, but seeing as how the game has taken so long to come out, it's going to be falsely advertised as Half Life 3. It's also going to have the EXACT SAME GRAPHICS as the other Half Life 2 episodes. Bionicle.com video section Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 A Conspiracy to Brainwash future generations into buying Coca-Cola. Bird Cages. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Was actually invented to trap human babies. The time system. Why 60? Why 24? Why are these so special? Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Was invented to tell time. NO WAY!!! Ghidora131 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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