Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Are intelligent enough to unlock the secrets of the universe, but instead get whatever they want by using subtle mind control to manipulate human beings. The one thing we ever learned from them was the science of X-ray computed tomography, which is why that procedure is known as a CAT scan. Bliss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Bliss is a lie, induced by nanites injected into children at birth by doctors, it is merely a side affect and these nanites will, at some point, take control over humanity as a whole in order to use us as pawns in the eternal chess game of war, Ducks, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionicleFanatic Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Are actually geese without the anger management issues [] They're the result of experimentation by government scientists [] Trains, [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Were invented by Atlantians, originally, but the credit was stolen by George and Richard after their friend came back from his expedition of deserted Atlantic cities and gave them a crude and damaged engine from one of their vehicles. RPGs Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Were created by the government specifically to waste my time, Bananas, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Are actually a type of fish evolved to live in trees. Tablets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Are made of stone, The mask of mud, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionicleFanatic Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Is secretly linked to the KKK, who are under the payroll of Obama, who is an atlantean and came to earth via flying pyramids, and wanted to rule everyone, but King Arthur stopped them (who was an asgaurdian warrior), so instead they're trying to take over the world by poisoning the peach supplies, helped on by government spies, Elvis, and a mutant, talking T-rex. Oh, and David Cameron is secretly Hitler's son. Just sayin' [] [] [] [] Conspiracy theories, [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Is secretly linked to the KKK, who are under the payroll of Obama, who is an atlantean and came to earth via flying pyramids, and wanted to rule everyone, but King Arthur stopped them (who was an asgaurdian warrior), so instead they're trying to take over the world by poisoning the peach supplies, helped on by government spies, Elvis, and a mutant, talking T-rex. Oh, and David Cameron is secretly Hitler's son. Just sayin' [ ] [] [] [] Conspiracy theories, []Originated from enemy governments, wishing to cause a lack of faith within the American people, Cake, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Is actually not a lie. Portal was created not ONLY to advance Valve's mind-control, but also to create a false meme about cakes. In reality, the cake exists and is under protection by the aliens HASBRO, SETI and the UN declared war on. The Illuminati Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Doesn't exist, it's just something from a movie, which just happened to base the imaginary organization's logo off of Santa's workshop, and people just wound up blaming it instead of the government for all of these conspiracies, My username, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Is also the name of a 2016 Bionicle character that hasn't been officially revealed yet. The reason you chose it is utter coincidence. Swords... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Are fun, YOUR useername, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 'Useername' is entirely different from 'username,' the latter is entirely innocent, but the former refers to a person's title within the Illuminati. They tried to make people think this was false by being the Illumi-not e, since useername has an extra E, but I'm not fooled. Because, er, I definitely don't have one. I'm not an Illuminati, after all. Yeah. That's right. Mispeled wurds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 You can't mis pel a wurd, it's an alien youngling, it can't even be peled Your username, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Is in fact a lost memory from a time when I wanted to make a let's play channel. The reason this is a theory and not truth (which it is) is because I have been spending too much time playing TF2, and Valve's obvious Illuminati connections that Dallior exposed have subjected me to memory loss. Boom. Vader's helmet. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Is secretly a prototype space helmet produced by the Germans in World War II, before being found and adapted into Star wars by the USA. Anvils... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Are secret hyper-atlantean technology designed to brainwash blacksmiths into secret super soldiers. They failed at this after the blacksmiths realized how to create metallic objects in the anvil shape on their own, rendering the technology of the hyper-atlanteans useless. How ever, with the rise of blacksmiths now just buying anvils from the store, the hyper-atlanteans have found a new medium through which to introduce the anvils once more. Currently, 35% of the blacksmith population brainwashed into super secret soldiers, some of which YOU MIGHT KNOW! Masks of power Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Don't exist, never have existed, and never will exist. Batman, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Isn't actually batman. Superboy Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Will eventually kill Superman for the fun of it. Matban, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionicleFanatic Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Is a fusion of Batman and Man-bat, from an alternate universe where sausages are treated as sentient :| Hackers, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Can't actually hack for sh*t. Money Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Is embedded with microfibers which induct greed within the populations of Earth. Petewa, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 The presence of a comma behind your name indicates an ulterior motive to your naming of yourself as a conspiracy theory subject. In fact, I might go so far as to say that you in fact do NOT intend for yourself to be a conspiracy theory subject, and that this is in fact an elaborate ruse to incite discord within our ranks. This will not happen, as we are too intelligent to fall for such crude ruses... or are we? Electrons Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Don't really exist, Onaku Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) Is only half the Matoran he used to be? (My one about electrons was much better) Sausages... Edited March 2, 2015 by Daronus Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Crawled from the depths of #3!! to give us obesity, Aiy Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Is actually... A WORD! *audience gasps, one guy screams and faints* Mops Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Are intended to be used on excessive amounts of garbage, Petewa Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Is a duck Code 11603? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Is the name of the dimension in which politewa exists, The number yellow, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 The number in between Bruce-Wayne, and Batmobile, thinking of destroying the universe because he was forgotten The Number Bruce Wayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Isn't a number, you're just messing with everybody, This quote: My favorite number of the alphabet is the color africa Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 is from a disease called "Imbesolis" that is slowly eating away at everyones minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Hmmm...there appears not to be invisible text in your post, I can only assume that your lack of something for me to theorize on is here for the simple purpose of confusing yourselve, Bagels, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Are truly NOT part of a nutritious breakfast! *gasp* DQ Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Is delicious, now shuddup. Batman, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 His parents were never murdered. It was an industrial accident including a gun and a drunken mugger. Capitalism Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Is the habit of starting every word in a sentence with a capital letter, reference below: The Right To Arm Bears. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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