The Conspiracy Theory Game

[Petewa]

Were developed specifically for use as props in "The Scilence Show"

 

 

 

 

 

 

ASDF

[Grungemeister]

Is the first row of a keyboard

ASDFTYUIOP

 

 

CCBS

[Petewa]

Was invented purely so that the name could finally be used,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The LEGO Group,

[Grungemeister]

Is puorG OGEL ehT

 

Pool cues

[Petewa]

Actually have clues hidden within them leading to the clues which lead to the other clues which etc. etc. until a set of clues which leads you to the clues which lead you to the master of the cues,

 

 

 

 

 

This brick,

[Specter Knight]

Is really a brick, but has complex psychic powers that make you perceive it as a visor piece.

 

April Fool's day...

[IcarusBen]

A government plot to annoy the Karz out of anyone who dares to try and do anything significant on April 1st.

 

Illuminati...

[Petewa]

Don't exist, all these conspiracy theories and illuminati tales are falsities inspired by a frikken movie, get over it already, ya hippoez,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hippopatamii,

[ineverlikedfelt]

The name of the front for the illuminatus.

 

Germanwings "4U9525" plane crash

Edited April 3, 2015 by ineverlikedfelt

[IcarusBen]

Too soon.

 

Plankton (the species, not the character)

[Onaku]

Are actually alien messengers. Their bloom is actually a complicated communication system, used to transmit all information which another alien species, the platypuses, have gathered on the human race to a communication relay in Europa's waters, which then transmits it onwards into deep space.

 

Gemstones.

Edited April 3, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[ineverlikedfelt]

Weaker than iron, but when dipped in water 420 times, becomes a rocket that's transported to the moon.

 

Adverts

[Onaku]

Aren't actually meant to advertise new products at all. Instead, every single advert in the history of human kind has been a small fragment of a larger message, one that when complete, will take over the mind of every human on earth and make them build a portal to another world, from where the great mastermind behind this all, the founder of Atlantis, will arrive and transform this world into a watery wasteland. Well, wasteland for land creatures, but ocean creatures will thrive on. For about a hundred years, but then the seas will boil as the core of the earth has been converted into a miniature fusion generator, meant to generate an even bigger transportation wave to allow the founder a way to conquer the entire universe in one fell swoop.

 

Cartoon Network

[IcarusBen]

Not part of any conspiracy, it just sucks.

 

It sucks so bad.

 

Bionicle.

[ineverlikedfelt]

Moot point to discuss because it implys we are apart of it due to the nature of site.

 

Felt.

[Petewa]

Wasn't intended to be used as a fabric, but as windows, when it sucked at that, it got demoted tot whatever the heck it's used for today,

 

 

 

 

 

 

Batman,

[IcarusBen]

A Freemason, duh!

 

Hero Factory. 

[Petewa]

Was formed specifically to raise hype for Bionicle Gen2,

[Onaku]

I'll interpret your lack of a subject to make theories about as the subject of nothingness.

 

In reality, there is no such thing as nothing. There is always something, and because of this, an influential member of the Illuminati has gone off the deep end. He now seeks to create a true nothing, but what he either doesn't realize, doesn't want to realize, or perhaps realizes and just doesn't care about, is that if he were to be successful in the creation of a true nothing, the entire universe would be sucked into it, and the universe would come to an abrupt, untimely end.

 

The power of love.

[ineverlikedfelt]

Love was invented by accident in an attempt to create non stick frying pans.

The power of which was a result.

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

Looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin, but is probably sheer coincidence.

 

Coincidences.

[Petewa]

Are nonexistant, all things are planned by the little known president of the world, there is no such thing as coincidence, just as it is no coincidence that She wanted you to ask me and learn of her existence, they know who you are, they know that you know, run while you can, before she snaps your skull with her thighs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The little known president of the world,

[IcarusBen]

Bases herself out of a secret bunker hidden underneath the Wal-Mart in Show Low, Arizona, approximately 65 miles from the Arizona/New Mexico border and 178 miles from Phoenix. Looks suspiciously like Emma Thompson, because she is, in fact, Emma Thompson. Has a penchant for crushing skulls with her thighs. Claims it's good on the hips.

 

Yoga.

[Onaku]

Invented by the little known president of the world as a discreet and secret way of training the thighs of other females for skull crushing. She sent a convoy back in time to place into the minds of mankind before she'd even arrive, as to not arouse suspicion. Soon enough a revolution will take place that will have all sexist, racist or otherwise unwanted males killed through skullcrushing. What will be left will be a stable regime of females, who will guide the world into a new era.

 

Atlantis vs the Illuminati

[Petewa]

Was one of the largest battles in history recorded in secret, it began as a dispute over the borders of the oceans and the landmasses, and due to superior fighting forces on the side of the Atlanteans, as well as assistance from the President of the World's time traveling special forces, the oceans currently take up over seventy percent of the world.

 

 

 

 

 

Skull crushing,

[Onaku]

Originally invented by a male, it was females that truly made it their own as they could put heads closer to their crotch, thus allowing for more leverage and power. Skull crushing may become the only hope for humanity's survival when an invasion of a sexist male-only species arrives to take over the earth.

 

World War 1 & 2

Edited April 8, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[Petewa]

Were secretly fought over more border disputes between the humans and the atlanteans, the nazis becoming the face of atlantis in world war two, a terrible conflict which didn't end until Hitler left the war for the betterment of his people.

 

 

 

 

 

The Fifth Dimension,

[Onaku]

Doesn't actually exist. Instead it is a fiction located within the mind of an ancient being located in the furthest reaches of the first dimension. Another being with a machine that can make thought into reality made the mistake of applying this machine to the ancient being, making the non-existent dimension able to interact with reality.

 

D5 Petewa, with this in mind.

[Petewa]

.................................................I knew it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

My response,

[Onaku]

You were actually surprised by this, but didn't want anyone to know that, so instead you said what you said.

 

The repercussions of the fact that D5 Petewa originates from imagination.

Edited April 8, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[Petewa]

Seriously, I'd suspected it, I found my suspicions farfetched but still suspected them nevertheless,

 

 

 

 

lepracauns,

[IcarusBen]

A misspelling of leprechauns created by the president of the world to distract grammar Nazis while she crushes their skulls.

 

Leprechauns.

[Petewa]

The last word Icarus was capable of typing before having his skull cracked open by the thighs of the little known President of the World's even littler known cult of thigh ninja.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Invincibility,

[Onaku]

Is easily achievable, it's just that nobody knows the easy secret to it.

 

Mortality.

[Petewa]

The trap which binds us all to lives of unimportance, forced to die before forming a legacy, because we, the foolish living, see not an end to our lives and continue to waste that which we do see, unknowing, that what we see is all there is, and soon we fall, like a sailor thinking the world is round, only to fall off the edge of what will one day be known as the grand canyon, named in honor of that fisherman.

 

 

 

 

Fishermen,

[Onaku]

Are actually a secret military force fighting against the forces of Atlantis. It's so secret that most of them don't even know it.

 

Ducks

[Petewa]

Start with a D and end with an S, and therefore inspired the name for the Nintendo DS, the whole dual screen thing fitting the name was just a "coincidence"

 

 

 

 

 

Quackers,

[IcarusBen]

Are just crackers, but poisoned by the President of the World.

 

The last word I was able to

[Onaku]

You had no chance, as nobody liked your attitude. So it came as no surprise when you died in the middle of ordering a large pizza with peperoni and mushrooms. Your last word was "say".

 

Pizzas

[Petewa]

Were invented by the President of the World as a way to discern which of the male humanoids on her planet were even less desirable than others,

 

 

 

 

 

 

The reason everybody here seems to know about the President of the World,