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Or I might do something much, much worse >:(

 

First of all, thanks to TBK for creating this topic for me :)

 

 

So here is my first game, Rap Battles: Takanuva vs. Makuta.

 

To play, one person picks to play one of the characters, and raps an attack at the other. then another user can rap back a defence and/or an attack of his own, and so on.

 

Example:

 

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**Fast paced drum beat intro**

 

Player 1:

 

Maktua your so bad,

master of shadows so mad,

I hit you with my sword,

And I'll make you keep your word!

 

 

Player 2:

Tahu little weakling,

squealing and squeaking,

I see you sword coming,

and I'll knock it away!

 

Player 1:

Makuta man,

madly master of might,

you temper blinds you,

and you miss your knock!

Note: I'm not all that good at raps, so please overlook any mistakes, please, please, please...... I'm scared, bowing to some rap master

 

 

 

 

Rules:

 

Respect the rap game staff(that means me!)

 

All BZP rules apply here

 

Have fun

 

(I might think of more later :P)

 

 

 

The game ends when one player makes one of the character say an impossible to beat rap. But first let the game play out a bit before attempting one ;). When this one ends, I will post another rap battle, depending on the popularity

 

 

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My name is Makuta

I am really really spooky

You're just a little Toa

Looking for a looky.

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Nobody loves you, don't give me those lies!

I did far more than "really truly try"

I totally beat you, at the very least tied

And though you plotted and tricked us, in the end you still died

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Takanuva, sure, I died

But my minions survived

and I will soon get revived

I'll until then abide...

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I can easily deny

Your excuse of a try.

 

I can see why.

Your end is nigh.

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Your rhymes are irrelevant, generic, and lame!

Imma go unleash some Rahi, they're wild not tame.

And I'd like to see you counter in a way that I'd approve.

If you don't, you're a failure; get out of my way, move.

I'm the Makuta of the Legendary City, I might add!

Your powers? Pretty nifty! But I'm afraid they're just a fad.

You're a scrawny little weakling with a quite redundant mask,

So prepare to get booted out before you can even ask.

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You think you can rhyme about shadows and death?

I'm not sure what smells worse, your Rahi or your breath.

Try with all your might, try to give us a fright,

But never forget you can't have shadow without light.

Your mask is just as redundant as mine!

And thanks to Vakama, you're all out of Time.

You're a bag of hot air, smells so bad I could choke!

Sad part is, unlike you, that isn't a joke.

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Guys, you got mixed up.

 

Chro should be Takanuva

Axilus should be Makuta

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i had to try this

 

big MAK in the villa and i'm here to party all night

i put a god to sleep so i don't care what you think is right

i spending all my time giving REAL toa's fright

i don't care bout some overgrown matoran painted gold and white

i'm the master of shadows, what, you a toa of light?

don't even have a real element, boy you just wanted some height

i'm mata nui's brother, son, so sit down with your plight

this ain't no maury pauvich show but i still ain't gonna be polite

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You think you can come here and act like you're tough?

I've met Mahi that were made of sterner stuff.

Your mask looks like a mutated snake!

Your soul is green gas, your body is fake!

I'd beat you with a Bohrok foot and a rake.

You live in a cave, I'd call that a pity!

You're the Makuta of Metru Nui, but you failed that city.

Now go off and shapeshift, turn into a fly.

It would better reflect who you are inside.

 

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I think I do.

EDIT:

Metru Nui was mine, you think they took it from me?

They were meant to, I wanted the matoran at sea!

I've been running this show since the day it began,

Every one of you fell straight into my plan!

For thousands of years, I've been planning this scheme.

You're out of your league, both you and your team!

I could beat you anyday, anywhere, and anyway,

Beating someone like you is so easy, it's child's play!

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WELL YOU DON'T

 

Too late. Our raps were both too complicated to just scratch off and rewrite, lol

My first one was a paragraph-long smackdown but Kayn ninja'd me and I erased the entire thing out of a fit of rage, lol

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So tell us what you think it is. Then we'll all know.

 

Guess that makes kids stronger than your armored-slug sons

They all came to kill me and I toasted their buns!

You put the Great Spirit to sleep so you could take his place,

Then got killed by a rock straight to the face!

You act like you're unbeatable, like you're bad to the bone!

Maybe you should be scared of a Toa of Stone!

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Don't bash my boys cause they badder than Nuvas

Rahkshi of distintigration destroy all of your suvas

I hear your heroes got wrecked but that's old news, bruh

Vakama n co ran like I run from nerds screaming "I'll sue ya!"

 

The Shadowed One couldn't take me down

The Visorak horde couldn't slow me down

With the Mask of Life I didn't mess around

But your Turaga's though, they all clowns!

I'll beat you so bad you'll cry like when they didn't make Hewkii brown

I'm Teridax little nerd, terror from the warcraft world

I'll hit you in the head so hard you'll forget that you've never kissed a girl

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I'm not quite sure why you think we're all "nerds"

It's an outdated and irrelevant insult, I am sure

Though to be fair, the time when that word was often used

Is back about a decade, during Mata Nui's snooze

So you're still stuck in the past!

A thousand stunning victories, sure! You're used to that

But I'll put things in perspective, Terry,

Our long-lost battle may've been hairy,

But I don't think you're one bit scary. Deal with that!

You're no longer the master, the ruler, the ace

Since a freaking rock from space

By your mistake, and Mata Nui's grace

Tore a hole into your giant face...

For someone of your caliber,

That death's a disgrace.

 

EDIT: just realized that Optimus Prime up there rereversed the order

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Oh, that's pretty big talk from a small guy

You can barely even look an Agori in the eye

And I noticed you dropped the gold for more white

'Cause Tahu was a bigger Star, Toa of Light

Your two big knives are making no one afraid

Guess you couldn't handle that triple light blade

And you couldn't beat my army? Your powers are lame!

You should go back to playing Matoran ball games.

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( The bunny slippers hiss and slither into the shadows. ) -Takuaka: Toa of Time

What if the Toa you know best were not destined to be? Interchange: The epic begins

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You're just lame, you challenged me to that game,

When I showed up that night

'Cuz you were too afraid to fight!

How about you come and try it out?

I'll cut off your arms and stuff them in your mouth!

Let's fight, for real, want to show off your power?

Come on, come here, unless you're a coward!

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Be quiet you runt, it's time to get real.

You endangered your friends, for some appeal.

My body is gas, I don't need to get healed.

My hit is too strong.

For Tahu's force field.

I have never been required, to show a yield.

For someone who thinks I even need a shield.

But I must tell you, this secret information.

That may just help your broken toa team formation.

You will die, before you ever see.

My compliance, to an adversity.

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Makuta, I'm getting bored of this rap.

Your grand plan was to make your bro take a nap.

You thought your infected Rahi were scary?

Me and my co. fought them off by playing Frisbee!

And you took the credit for the Bohrok awaking.

Didn't see me down there doing the shaking?

Guess you were too drunk on delusions of might.

Your reign's over, Makuta, so say hello to the light.

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Son I made you wake the Bohrok, don't you realize my greatness?

I let you get back to Metru Nui so I could re-become your highness

Every 'victory' you won, every Kolhii match you played

Just dominoes in my master plan to get Mata Nui slayed

Turaga Dume was my puppet but that's way before your time

Back from the time when you belonged to the McDonald's line

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Who's playing who?

You think it's you.

It's really me,

don't you see?

 

See I'm the Toa behind the curtain, time to burst this charade.

I'mma release my magic in my wizardly ways

Stand back Makuta, you're about to be beat

By my sick droppin' rhymes and my biznasty beats

 

 

 

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haahahahaa - oh wait, you're serious

Don't need no Kurahk here for your stupidity makes me furious

Like when I infect your Kanohi I'll make you act delirious

All my Rahi flood your village while you beg me "please don't bully us!"

You'd know all about how bad I am if you'd only get studious

But the only good chroniclers are either rock heads or aquarius

You're just a cat who'll get killed because he was too curious!

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  • 4 weeks later...

Don't need no rahkshi too attack

Don't need no rahi to be bad

Don't need to hide in a lair

Takin' credit for the swag

Makuta, where you guts gone?

Oh, that's right! You ain't got none!

I got them Ga's cheering in tha koro

Diggin' gold like Aiyetoro!

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You don't fear my Rahkshi? Give me a break!

It's quite obvious that your courage is fake!

That's why the Rahkshi of Fear had killed your best friend,

And you needed MY power to bring him back in the end.

You came to Karda Nui so you could turn the tide,

And you helped...to ensure the plan on my mind.

You were running scared, a Matoran with no place,

So you put on a mask and put on a brave face.

You only face me because you grew tall...

But to your new Great Spirit, you're simply

 

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You're one to talk about small

I'll fight you and feel seven feet tall

You're just a man behind the curtain pulling strings with no gall

Actually try me in a fight

And I will make you taste light

And for once in your life

You won't feel very bright

When I put an end to you; smite

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But, Takua, I am so much more.

Just run along, let me show you the door.

You didn't save your friend

Don't you feel the shame?

And for your next great failure

You'll loose this game.

A simple game of Kohlii

An easy task.

When you loose,

I'll have that mask.

You gather an audience

To watch you fail.

Then I will be the one

That all of them hail.

You know that my brother

Must stay asleep.

And all you can do

Is watch and weep.

You actually think I will let them go?

They will all stay here, down below.

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  • 4 weeks later...

Hey, look at Teridax trying to scare me!

Thinking your scemes can really snare me?

Your sons are weak I defeated them in a blast.

Honestly you should just admit I'm too fast.

 

Niether of us need a Kanohi Rode to see that you'll lose,

What's wrong Makuta? Did I give you the blues?

If you turn and run now you may have a chance,

Otherwise, be ready to feel the pain of a lance.

"In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"

-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar.

 

 

 

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Puttin' light against shadow, now isn't that great?

If you ignore everythin' else, it would seem a stalemate. But...

 

Perhaps I didn't mention who I am

How rude of me.

I am the master of shadow, wind, and gravity!

The Makuta of Metru Nui!

See?

Now take your time,

and consider your next move carefully.

Gonna run? Hey, that's fine with me.

I don't need to prove myself, your just a little flea.

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Ha! You think you can beat me?
I'm the bringer of life, cheer, and prosperity.
The only thing you bring is doom and barbarity.
I'm not afraid, you were made from slime.
You are nothing but a big waste of time.
For the rest of this verse, I bid you adieu.
I'll just pass on the mic to a golden version of you.

To think we were the same
Is a crying shame.
All you want now is power and fame.
You went down the wrong path
Now you're just full of wrath
And all you've become is a big, mad, psychopath.
Takanuva is right
You must see the light
Or I will stop you with all my might.

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Your might does not concern me.

Nor does your light.

I will crush your entire island with shadow

before you can say "smite".

The prosperity,

all those Matoran happy,

sickens me

even more than UDD.

 

Just see what your virtues

did for me.

They made me ruler of Mata Nui

As well as other Matoran colonies.

All you need to do is fall in the mercury.

Now your island will fall to destruction.

In which all things come, and all things must go.

I've got other business to do, more minions to direction.

If ya' don't mind, we can now stop the show.

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  • 3 weeks later...

You gotta lotta talk, but is that all ya got?

I seen more class in a Maxilos 'bot!

Master of Shadows, please! Cummon, give me a break!

Everybody knows you're a full-time fake.

Me and my Avohkii, we touring the scene!

Bringing ya to your knees with the light we bring!

You want me to follow you, ya epic fail?

Sure, after I consult the magic toenail!

 

 

(Mata Nui, what have I become?)

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Look what you did, son

Or do I mean look what you didn't?

You let a little leech jump.

And now you are the bitten.

 

This proves it. My element.

Is more than a sentiment.

Light always dies and ends up like a tenement.

 

You think Shadow is inferior?

Give me a break.

Looks like it did a number on your pretty exterior.

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