Chapter 1- A Dream(Jaller sat in a chair with his feet up on the desk; the desk had the name “Sheriff” on it.) Jaller: Life is good. Random Cop: Jaller? What are you doing sitting at the Sheriffs desk?!……….Again?! Jaller: Oh, nothing I guess. Random Cop: Oh good, I thought you were daydreaming………. Again! Jaller: No not me, you must have me confused with some other pickle head. Random Cop: Jaller: Never mind. (At the car garage.) Takua: There you are, I have been waiting. Jaller: Oh shut up, I’m depressed. Takua: You’re a what? Jaller: I’m depre- Takua: Oh ok, let's go on patrol. Jaller: Ok. (Takua and Jaller are driving.) Jaller: Takua why do you think I’m not the sheriff? Takua: Maybe cause you shot the last one? Jaller: Yeah probably. Takua: Maybe also cause we’re only 16? Jaller: Ok stop. Takua: Hahli and me are going on a date tonight. Jaller: But it’s my turn! Takua: Well you missed your chance, maybe next time you won't walk up to her and go “Um I um just um heh bla boo bla blarg!”. Jaller: I did not say that! Takua: You may as well have. Jaller: Hey that guy’s speeding! Takua: Ok hit the lights! (The Police car makes an (Illegal) U-turn) Jaller: That was illegal! Takua: So what, we’re cops we can do WHATEVER we want! Jaller: No, I can’t just shoot some guy! Takua: That’s never stopped you before. Jaller: That was an accident, and I told him I was sorry. Takua: I don’t think yelling “My bad!” counts. Jaller: Are you some kind of expert? Takua: Well I like to think so- Jaller: Takua! Turn around! Takua: What about the bad guy?! Jaller: We’re going to be late for school! Takua: Ok we’re turning around. (At school.) Teacher: So as you can see by this, math is really hard. Hafu: Are you going to cry?! Teacher: No. (Jaller and Takua are staring at Hahli.) Teacher: Jaller, Takua you’re thoughts? Jaller: Wha-what? Takua: WE’RE INNOCENT! Jaller: Takua calm down. Teacher: Would you like to tell the class what you were looking at? Jaller and Takua: No. Teacher: Well do it anyways! Jaller: Um I was not paying attention. Takua: I was looking at the hot girl. Hahli: That’s creepy; I don’t know why I’m going on a date with you. Teacher: Note to self: Get Takua mental help. Bell: Ring ring. Kids: Yay Yay yippy. (Everyone leaves.) Bell: No one care’s about the bell, I go “Ring ring” and every one leaves. (Later that night in the police car.) Takua: I don’t know how you talked me into bringing you on my date. Jaller: I‘m wearing my tuxedo aren’t I? Takua: Well I guess so. Jaller: Besides, McDonalds is not really date material. Takua: Just let me pick the place and you shut up. Jaller: There she is. Hahli: Hi Ta- guys? Jaller: Hi. Takua: Ok Jaller get in the back. Jaller: Um who’s the officer here? Takua: Your telling me to put my girlfriend in the back? Jaller: Yup. (The three are driving down the road.) Jaller: She is the best person back there we’ve had yet! Hahli: You know I can hear you right? Takua: It’s hard being on a date when your date is in the back seat. (The three pull in to McDonalds.) VMN: Welcome to McDon- Hey guys you bring criminals to McDonalds now? Takua: That’s not a criminal that’s my girlfriend! VMN: Oh………………………….. I don’t want to know. Jaller: You got that right. VMN: And what’s with the tuxe- Jaller: Look a speeder! Takua: Do we have to go now? Jaller: Yes! Takua: * Sigh * Ok. (The car pulls out of the drive-in fast and catches up to the speeder.) Jaller (Into a megaphone): Pull over! (The car does so and Jaller gets out and goes to the window.) Jaller: Do you know how fast you were going?! MMN: Officer why are you wearing a tuxe- Jaller: 70! MMN: I was not; I was going 90. Jaller: I’m bringing you to jail. MMN: (Jaller brings MMN to the car and puts him in the back.) Hahli: Who’s that?! Jaller: Just a criminal. Hahli: You’re putting a criminal back here?! Jaller: Why not? Hahli: I will tell you why- (Jaller shuts the door and gets in the front.) Takua: You put a crimi- MMN: Hi. Takua: That’s no criminal, that’s MMN! Jaller: I know, you think you know a guy. Takua: The End MMN
Edited by MatauMetruNui, Oct 25 2011 - 04:09 PM.