This "log" tells the tales of Toa Tubadd, a Failure as a Toa.
I hope you "enjoy" it (I have to get a lawyer).
Log entry: first Mission.
Well, as the leader of this Toa Group, I don't like it. We just got turned into Toa
and already there are Murmurs of Suicide, or "Our Leader's name is stupid" or
some thing like that. We were about to infiltrate the Dark Hunter security when
the late Toa of Combustion (His Mask lets him explode anything with his Mind,
and he was always meek) slightly thought of Suicide, and blew Himself to shreds.
Great. Our first mission, and one man dead, the rest (Myself included) captured.
Then this big brute hits me, and the world turns... And then I go unconscious. Brilliant.
It was definitely my Teammate's fault .
Log entry: Ow. Um, I mean-Prison Cell.
Well, as the leader of this Toa Group, my head hurts from the Blow to it. Yeowch.
Also, they killed one of my Teammates (A necessary Casualty for my Brilliantness ).
How could they do this to me, the great Toa Tubadd (Pronounced "Too Bad" some say.
Sheesh, everyone Knows the proper Pronunciation is-) Wait? what's That!?
Log entry: Runnn!!!
Well, as the leader of this Toa Group, I'M RUNNING FOR MY LIFE!!!!1!!!1!!2!
My Toa of Camo just sprung us out- and now we're about to die! We're being chased by
Thousands of Hundreds of Dark Hunters!!! Mayday! Aprilday! Random Arm flailing! I- Hold on,
there's a massive, hole in the wall! How did that get there? I must have used my Awesomeness
to free us! (My friend also has a Rocket Launcher, but it couldn't have been him.)
Log entry: Yesss!!!- Um, I mean- Nooooooo!!!!1!!2!!!
Well, as the leader of this Toa Group, we're free!
Except another Member of my group died ... Actually who cares?
Wait! there's a Cliff! Oh no!!!!
What will happen to this supposedly great Toa?
Stay tuned to Not Care!