ShadowVezon Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 When he first wrote the list, somehow he thought just calling me "ShadowVezon" was a clever joke. Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 XD It is. My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Ax, you spelt your own name wronghave you not looked at the original list No, I haven't, since I was killed in the first round! save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Ax, you spelt your own name wronghave you not looked at the original list No, I haven't, since I was killed in the first round! I DID IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Stop bragging, Charles. save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 So, uh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Yeah, I was kinda wonderin' too... My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 (edited) Did Ehks go back to Hawaii or something? Edited July 12, 2014 by ChroXumo save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted July 12, 2014 Author Share Posted July 12, 2014 Did Ehks go back to Hawaii or something?or i'm suffering from writer's blockscene may (hopefully) be up later today, if I can actually manage to write it. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Bionicle Hitman: Is pupwa hosting again edition. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Did Ehks go back to Hawaii or something?or i'm suffering from writer's blockscene may (hopefully) be up later today, if I can actually manage to write it. Oh, I thought you exploded violently in your sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted July 18, 2014 Author Share Posted July 18, 2014 The night, once again, was new. The sun had just set, and everyone was getting really tired of waiting to get to kill people. How long has it been, a week? Oh well, it doesn’t matter now. People are going to die at last.The week that no one had been killing was filled with plenty of parties at Toarobot’s bar, which this time wasn’t wrecked on the first night. Everyone had a good time, and eventually forgot that they were supposed to kill each other. Mostly, anyways.However, this night would be the last night these parties would happen.The doors opened, and every survivor stepped inside, strolling along. Kopeke was still working with Toarobot, serving his cheese. He was glad no one was allergic to cheese this time. Both Swimming Beard and the ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY sat down at the same table, while Axilus decided to sit further back. Something was amiss that night, of course. Axilus was very unhappy, having lost a bet the other night about...something. It didn’t matter. He was just angry. He steamed at his table for a bit, and grumbled to himself for some time.Time passed. Not much happened. Axilus continued grumbling the entire time, though. Toarobot decided he had enough of him doing that, and kindly asked Axilus to leave, or to at least stop grumbling.Axilus’s response was to try to punch Toarobot in the face. He didn’t put much effort into it, since he knew Toarobot was just trying to make the other two customers happy. TR took the hit like a champ, and only stepped back a bit. Axilus apologized for punching him, and promptly left the bar to make up for it.Another hour flew by. The ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY had many glasses of grape juice-his favorite drink-and ordered another one. Kopeke gave him another glass, and walked away, back to the bar to get more drinks. The ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY looked at the glass, and sniffed it. He thought something was wrong with it, that it smelled kinda funny. He took the glass to TR, and asked him.“When is the expiration date for your juice?”TR looked at him quizzically, and glanced at his drink. “Oh, it won’t expire any time soon, don’t worry.”“Are you sure?” AMHA pushed.“Yes, I quality check all of my drinks to make sure they are 100% healthy.” TR answered.“Then take a drink of this.” AMHA pushed the drink to Toarobot. Toarobot nodded, and took a drink from the glass. Unfortunately, he had forgotten he was deathly allergic to grapes. Toarobot died quickly of asphyxiation then and there.“Oh god, I didn’t mean to...” AMHA backed away from the bar, right when Kopekemaster walked out. The look on his face was one of pure shock.“You killed him!”“I-I didn’t mean to!” AMHA stuttured, taking another step back. But Kopeke didn’t care. From the plate of cheese in his hand, he took out a long strand of violin wire. He rushed at AMHA, angry that his only form of payment in Bartown was now dead. Before he could strangle the ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY, Swimming Beard stepped up behind him.“You dropped this.”Calmly and efficiently, Beard strapped a bottle of nitroglycerin to Kopekemaster’s back. AMHA pushed Kopeke back, away from him, so that he wouldn’t be strangled. Beard walked away as Kopeke fell to the ground, and exploded from the nitroglycerin. Kopeke was not explosive proof. Before he left the flaming wreck of the bar, he turned to AMHA and said:“You’re welcome.”---PMs need to be sent within 48 hours. 72 makes me lose the groove to write I have learned. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toarobot18 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 OH NO! To be killed . . . by my own drink . . . All this kindness, for nothing! 1 Credit to Zeddy! ------------------- Click the banner above!And please also enjoy my other fine comedies:The Bionicle Entrepreneur - Nuva Join the Navy - Toy Wars - A Comedy of Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 .......Oops. I, uh...... I-I'm sorry. I just wanted to make sure my favorite drink was still fresh! I'm a guy with high standards!/flees Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Wow is this still going on? I thought it would have ended by now Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 As of this moment only the three on this list remain alive. 1. SwimmingBeard 9. Axilus Prime 10. The one and only ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY Let's try to use violence as a last resort. (Starts stabbing) I kill you. I kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 With no bars left, the three survivors had nowhere to meet. Nowhere to convene and kill each other in an effective manner. There was everywhere to hide in bartown.And yet somehow they still managed to gather in one area to beat the Karz out of each other for one, final night. I don’t know why, either, and I’m the person whose writing these scenes!The ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY stood in the middle of the street, near the “Why are there so many freaking bars in this town?” bar. He had decided to stand here the entire night, waiting to see if anyone would try to kill him. Also he had nothing else to do, aside from stand around.It did not take long for Axilus to show up, and stare him down. The two stood there, glaring at each other, awaiting the other to make a move. There was still no sign of Swimming Beard, however.Then, without warning, a shot rang out through the night. A bullet, just a normal bullet, flew straight into Axilus’ head. The bullet crumpled, and fell to the ground. Axilus looked up, to a nearby rooftop, to see Swimming Beard perched on top, sniper rifle in hand. Beard looked at Axilus with a panicked expression. His plan was flawless! He had killed so many without worry of it failing! Axilus shook his head, and pointed at himself.“I’m a robot, son. Bullet’s aren’t very good against me.”With that, Axilus chucked a knife he had carried along with him straight into Beard’s head. He died instantly.The AMHA stared at Axilus in shock for a moment, before shouting “Objection!”“You may be made of metal, but that does not make you bulletproof! Many things are metallic, but can still be ripped through by bullets! Look at cars, they can be shot through! You are lying about this, and I can prove it!”Axilus looked confused. “What are you talking about?”“You can’t be bulletproof, because that bullet just killed you now!”“...No it didn-“And with that, Axilus’s head exploded as he attempted to comprehend what the AMHA just said. The AMHA looked down at the now-dead Axilus, and sighed. “Of course, I killed people. Congrats, me.”The Shadowed one materialized behind AMHA, and laughed a loud laugh. “Congratulations on winning this game! It took a long, long time for you people to kill each other, but I’m glad you did it at last.”AMHA simply grumbled something about not signing up for this job.“Now now, no complaints, you’re going to get a large payraise from this. Be happy, my Hunter.”And with that, both teleported from Bartown, and away from all the dead bodies.---Good game everyone! Just wanted to say congrats to JiMing for winning IX. Sorry about my horrendous habit of taking forever to write these short scenes, I just got lazy at times/distracted by games.Feel free to discuss who should host the next game! 2 Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) ...................................................................................................................... This is the first time I have survived all the way to the end of a Hitman game, much less my first victory. And my weapon of choice was a logic bomb. YEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDCOCbspvDk GAME CLEAR FOR THE ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATORNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! (Course, I didn't really sign up for this..... But eh, I need to pay the bills somehow....) Edited July 22, 2014 by Phoenix Zero 1 Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIED TO DEATH Oh well. Good job, JiMing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 GG JiMing No RE (until X) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toarobot18 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 What? The guy who killed the good guy wins? Let this be a lesson to you all, kids. Never play nice. Credit to Zeddy! ------------------- Click the banner above!And please also enjoy my other fine comedies:The Bionicle Entrepreneur - Nuva Join the Navy - Toy Wars - A Comedy of Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 So...who's hosting the next one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 You played Hitman before, right? One guy does 3 Games. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 One guy does 3 Games.So who's hosting the next three? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I'm pretty sure we abandoned that rule, actually..... Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 You played Hitman before, right? One guy does 3 Games. I'm pretty sure we abandoned that rule, actually.....can confirm.Winners of these 3 games can host the next 3 games, in that order, or pass it on to another host.So...who won the other games Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) I don't trust Phoenix Zero and me to host any game. My evidence: is here. Edited July 25, 2014 by Pupwa21 1 Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 The last host most certainly did not do three games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 That was the oldrules, The way Fighty did it. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) I lack the time to host any future games. SAT prep classes eat up a lot of time. Pupwa, no need to dig up past events. Edited July 25, 2014 by Phoenix Zero Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 It good thing I have nothing to do for a whole month. All that time, Down the gutter. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 There is little reason for this attempt to be subtle, Pupwa, if you want to host, just say it. Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Can't host. Moving. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Uh...well, that was certainly strange. I'll host, if you guys will have me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I vote Axilus to host. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Luroka Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I think Axilus could host Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Knowing Axilus, a game hosted by him would be hilariously epicawesome. So the ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY casts his vote! Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 I vote Axirus too. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 >ACE MAVERICK HUNTING ATTORNEY>not glorious 8-bit lawyer race. You goofed harder then me. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Yeah, Axilus. Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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