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The BIONICLE universe shares a lot of similarities with our universe: living beings, tyranny, and jokes that hype up a being to be more powerful than a god. Not familiar with the last one in the BIONICLE universe? Well, let me familiarize you. The jokes are about a being known as Chuck Norik. Here are a few of these jokes.

 

1) In Soviet Magna, you don't find Chuck Norik. Chuck Norik finds you.

2) Chuck Norik is the reason why Artakha hides.

3) If a Tuhrahk attacks Chuck Norik, then the Tuhrahk gets scared.

4) If Chuck Norik touches the Mask of Life, then the Ignika gets some random power.

5) Under Chuck Norik's mask, there is only another fist.

6) Marhi Nui split from Voya Nui because it was scared of Chuck Norik.

 

From what I've gathered, there are more jokes about Chuck Norik, but alas, I haven't been able to find them all. Perhaps you, dear reader, know of some. If so, please add to the list.

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Chuck Norik eats Rakhishi, and Bohrok scrap metal for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Whenever he burps he will burp whatever elemental powers he eats. So watch out..


Karzahni has nightmares of Chuck Norik. 

If Mata Nui and Chuck Norik fought against one another it would surely be a mega-disaster for Spherus Magna. 

Even Tahu cannot outmatch Chuck Norik, because Chuck Norik controls all the elemental powers there is..

 

Speaking of elemental powers, Chuck Norik can even control love, terror, smartness and even chocolate... And chocolate is his favorite of them all. 

 

The Turaga even asked for Chuck Norik to be added on Mt Toamore, but Chuck Norik said he look too cool. 

 

The Mountain on Xia knows to not ever eat Chuck Norik if he climbing it. Because the Mountain will get a very bad stomach ache and then severe diarrhea. 

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This is interactive and freeform enough that it probably belongs over in Games & Trivia.  So... off it goes!

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There's a Games & Trivia page? Go figure.

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Thanks to Chuck Norik, the Piraka search out the Mask of Life in order to save their lives.

 

Eh, I can do better.

 

Great Beings? Chuck Norik's the Greatest Being.

The Tahtorak and the Zivon took their fight to the Zone of Darkness out of fear because Chuck Norik wanted to join in. Too bad he can follow them.

The fact that BIONICLEs can be disassembled was inspired by one of Chuck Norik's favorite hobbies.

We all know the real reason everyone went to Spherus Magna. Two words. Chuck. Norik.

Chuck Norik can outdo the horror of the land of Karzahni. Step into his office.

 

Hey, this is fun!

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Chuck Norik once challenged Mantax to a fight. The loser was banished to the Pit.

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Chuck Norik is the reason why Makuta hide in the shadows.

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Chuck Norik doesn't recognize all elemental powers, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Legend says that if you were to crack open Chuck Norik like a egg, you will find a smaller but tougher Chuck Norik inside. (But no one not even a Makuta is crazy do so.)

The Red Star once had a Near Chuck Norik Experience. Since then Chuck Norik never dies.

Hero Agori is not the #1 hero, because that is Chuck Norik

Chuck Norik can win an Glatorian Arena Match by using his bare hands.

Even Takanuva the Toa of Light is afraid of the dark, that is why Chuck Norik created Toa of Nightlights for a reason.

When Nynrah Ghosts sit down at a campfire they tell stories about Chuck Norik.

Chuck Norik can kill a stone with two Lava Hawks.

Chuck Norik never will become a Turaga, because Chuck Norik never retires from being a Toa.

Bohrok may be given orders, but Chuck Norik never is given orders he orders you!

Chuck Norik is the only Toa who has broken the Toa Code millions of times, but other Toa know that Chuck Norik is the only exception who doesn't need to follow the Toa Code.

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When Chuck Norik uses the Kualsi, he doesn't teleport; he just moves the universe.

A Rahkshi once scratched Chuck Norik's mask. The Rahkshi got sick.

Chuck Norik wasn't made by the Great Beings. He went back in time and built himself.

Tren Krom went insane after seeing Chuck Norik.

Chuck Norik once woke a Bohrok, and he didn't wake them all.

When a Krana goes on Chuck Norik's face, he controls it.

Chuck Norik never had to find his mask power. He made his mask power find him.

Romance stopped being canon after Chuck Norik got turned down on a date.

There are 1000 ways Chuck Norik could kill you, and 1063 of them would hurt.

When Chuck Norik shows up, the Vakhi surrender or run.

There are no alternate Chuck Noriks. There is only one Chuck Norik, and he's in every universe.

Chuck Norik didn't make Roodaka make him a Toa again. He climbed into a Visorak cocoon and mutated into himself.

Marendar broke out of its containment to escape Chuck Norik.

Chuck Norik can accurately fire a Rhotuka spinner.

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Chuck Norik doesn't use any of the canon elements, he is a Toa of JUSTICE.

Chuck Norik doesn't have any one theme song. As long as a song is considered awesome by at least one person, that song would fit Chuck Norik.

Chuck Norik and Mantax got into a boxing match long ago. Chuck Norik missed and grazed Mata Nui on accident when throwing a left hook; that event is know as the Great Cataclysm.

Morally unambiguous.

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(Squid launchers are actually easy to fire one you know how: pull the squid back at about 30• from the launcher.)

When Chuck Norik punches a Kraawa, it gets smaller.

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( The bunny slippers hiss and slither into the shadows. ) -Takuaka: Toa of Time

What if the Toa you know best were not destined to be? Interchange: The epic begins

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Chuck Norik walked into a room full of ten Skakdi. He proceeded to kill 12 of them.

Chuck Norik was the reason Gelu quit being a Glatorian and became a caravan escort.

Teridax is always on the move in Antidermis form because he knows Chuck Norik is after him.

At a Toa banquet, Bruce Lewa, a powerful Toa, sat at the head of the table. Chuck Norik walked walked up to Bruce, looked him dead in the eye, and said, "You're in my seat, little girl." Bruce Lewa was nowhere to be found after that night.

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Chuck Norik can break a Toa Seal with his forehead.

He taught himself to lava surf. On energized protodermis. Without a surfboard.

Chuck Norik eats only fruit salad. The main ingredients are Madu and overripe Thornax.

Chuck Norik only pretended to be captured by the Dark Hunters. He was actually faking unconsciousness to spy on Odina, and during his stay he figured out the Shadowed One's name.

He made his lava spear by uprooting a volcano, putting it on an anvil, and hammering it down to the size of a spearhead. It's so heavy, not even Onua Nuva can lift it.

Anonna ate Chuck Norik's dreams once. She got indigestion.

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Chuck Norik has every existing mask power, but with improvements to each power.

Teridax needed a disguise on Metru Nui in order to buy himself time.

There's a reason that there aren't many Kanohi Dragons left.

Mata Nui had nightmares of Chuck Norik during his coma.

 

Why, you ask? Chuck Norik. That's why.

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Chuck Norik is the reason why BIONICLE is returning

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Chuck Norik is such a rip-off awesome person, that he can't even keep the topic going doesn't even need people to tell his jokes, because nobody can keep paying attention to him the jokes are so good, that nobody needs to tell them for them to be known.

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Chuck Norik once got an eyeful of blinding Nui-Jaga poison. It made him blink.

 

Chuck Norik was annoyed by the Great Spirit Robot disturbing his sleep, so he tapped on Aqua Magna.

 

The thought of Chuck Norik keeps Karzhanni up at night.

 

When Chuck Norik touches energized protodermis the substance is either transformed or destroyed.

 

i think Chuck Norik is a pretty cool guy. Eh does so strong and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Chuck Norik belched once. Spherus Magna exploded.

Velika became a Matoran to hide from Teridax. Teridax became a Matoran to hide from Chuck Norik.

Chuck Norik was accidentally sent to the Red Star. The Red Star is now broken.

Chuck Norik is the reason the Vahki were made. They failed miserably.

Neo ShadowVezon met Chuck Norik once. Neo ShadowVezon is now a mortal.

When Chuck Norik's box is opened, you don't assemble him. He disassembles you.

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Neo ShadowVezon met Chuck Norik once. Neo ShadowVezon was then a mortal.

Then Neo ShadowVezon met him again. The topic promptly started dying.

This is not that time. This is after. (Yes I am aware of the irony involved)

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you thought it was Chuck Testa. Nope. Chuck Norik.

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No one can stop the Bionicle 2015 Hype Train... except Chuck Norik.

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The Zone of Shadows is in Chuck Norik's shoe.

 

Chuck Norik is so fly that he grew a propeller out of his back.

 

Norik knows best. Norik never knows less.

 

There is a potted Morbuzakh plant on Chuck Norik's desk.

 

Proto drakes learned to fly when Chuck Norik invented swimming.

 

The Great Beings went to search for Chuck Norik to prevent the Shattering. Norik got annoyed. Mata Nui went to search for Chuck Norik to repair the Shattering. Norik got annoyed.

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First, because Mantax Facts are awesome:

 

Draining the EP pool didn't cause The Shattering, Mantax was just outdoing Nocturn.

 

Mantax beats Skrall in arena matches without even trying.  

 

Mantax knew Mata Nui was a giant robot before Greg did.

 

 

And because it's the actual game:

 

The Great Beings created the MU to save a planet, Chuck Norik created the Great Beings 'cause he was bored.

 

Every time Chuck Norik makes a decision an alternate universe is destroyed.

 

Mantax ended Bionicle because he wasn't in enough of it, but then Chuck Norik brought it back for nostalgia's sake.  

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Chuck Norik's muscles were so large that Miserix appointed a Makuta over him.

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