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BIONICLE Mafia XVII: Burnmad's Carnival of Death


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You need the first fifty to calculate the circumference of the known universe.

Which again is incredibly useful in what setting?

 

Unless you're being held up at gunpoint and told to calculate the circumference of the universe or be shot, I can't see that particularly contributing much.

 

-MT

 

MT would not survive such an encounter.

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TB and Toa K

Listen to what what I say

When Burn comes back and we start to play

Don't mope, keep hope

With NOPE, you'll cope

And this isn't actually a rhyming poem

Just a series of phrases with minimalistic punctuation, which coincidentally rhyme

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save not only their lives


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but their spirits

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I'm a lyrical Genius

Welcome to my Academy

School you all week

Except Saturday

I save those

Who lost their way

TBK and Toa K

The rhymes you drop

Are not okay

MOPE, NOPE, Rope?

Your rhymes ain't dope

But I still have hope

And Yo Chro

You got no flow

Not cause you frozen though

You all dried up.

Like old ketchup

I'm the Walrus of rhyme

You all just seal pups

Send you to Mars

Have you work the air pumps

This knowledge I impart

Just me doin my part

Get some rhythm like my heart

You not full-fledged

But you have a start.

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MOPE is looking for a senior advisor for super secret evil corporate plans.

 

Hai. Can I have that job? :P

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Where do I sign up to join NOPE?

 

If you do not have an application form yet, here is my extremely professional  one line form that is only one line:

 

Application for joining NOPE: yes

 

Can we have sub-divisions called HOPE; ROPE; COPE; and POPE, too?

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On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.


 

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May be another couple days, these hotel computers are horrible and I forgot my 3DS charger, so I can't spend 5 hours slowly tapping out a scene.

 

Edit: Cranked out scene like a boss.

 

CANTO I

 

The First Night:

 

Clowns and Presents

 

It's ironic that you should all begin to rhyme,

for I recently decided to write this so,

though I have a bit of trouble with keeping time.

 

On this, the first night, what else to kick this game off

but a killing by none other than the old Clown,

whom the Ringmaster signaled was up with a cough.

 

The carny followed his master's gaze, and there saw

the unfortunate Toa K there on the street.

The man quickly thought up a plan without a flaw.

 

He waylaid the Matoran at the village square,

taking him unawares, and pulling him into

an abandoned building, where none could see the pair.

 

The Clown pushed him into a sealed room with a smile,

and as the space began to fill with noxious gas,

he said, "Why not just sit and rest here for a while?"

 

And so, the Villager Toa K met his end,

killed by the cruel Clown at the Ringmaster's request,

Although this scene I must continue to extend.

 

Poor Chro opened his mailbox and found a gift there,

which he quickly opened up, though only to find

that inside was a bomb, with detonation near.

 

Luckily a kind stranger was passing along,

and as Chro stood stock-still, frozen in place with fear,

the quick-witted gentleman disarmed it ere long.

 

Thus, the much more fortunate Chro was not killed,

of the bomb which came in the mail, but saved by the

Doc's bomb-squad training, with which his spare time was filled.

 

Why this was written in poetry I don't know.

Perhaps Burn had just finished Dante's Inferno?

 

*Bows*

 

Toa K's killing:

 

Fairy Knight

Regicidal Kaiser Manducus

Smooth Jazz

Voltex

 

- :burnmad:

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Thanks, Doc.

 

I can't really see much in the way of clues, but signaling the Clown with a cough calls to mind a mouth, and subsequently a beard, perhaps one that swims... and if I was going to sit around and wait for a while, I'd want to listen to some Smooth Jazz.

Plus Ehks voted for him already.

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Smooth Jazz. 

He must play Bass Saxophone before he dies. =P

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