BionicMushroom Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I stuff a melting spork down your throat.My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I spit the melting spork in your face. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 I regurgitate my now acidic spine at you. My real spine is still in place. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Every single post in this topic crushes you.Kanohi of Speed lets me dodge the spine all Matrix-like, and I grab the mask. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 Except, considering the fact that the spine wasn't actually aimed at you, your attempt at dodging a spine not headed in your direction causes the spine to actually hit you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I take the acidic spine and the melting spork and shove them into your eye-holes. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 My eyes turn out to actually be super-charged cannons. They shoot said spine and spork right back at you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I catch the spine and tie you up with it. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I am done mocing, and now I have enough Matoran to populate a small city. Now I am selling the excess Kanohi on ebay. still Gukko Lord's mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I buy your Kanohi. Thanks. My masks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 My price was the Mask.My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Enjoy your cheap, explosive knockoff of the mask. KABOOM! My real mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I use my Kanohi Pakari to punch you into the ground. My and mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 You are suddenly overcome with fear. I grab the mask while you curl up into a fetal position. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 You fall into a spike-pit. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 ~I shot you down. Bang. Bang. ~You hit the ground. Bang. Bang. ~That awefull sound. Bang. Bang.~My mask cause' you are dead....*WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 I liquefy you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I force you to drink me. I am NOT healthy.My mask. (Nice new avatar btw ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 It does not matter. My stomach is literally just a stabilized gateway to a black hole, seeing as how I don't need to eat. My mask. P.S: The black hole's gravity doesn't get through said gateway due to sciency stuff, and it literally cannot be tampered with. I hardcoded it into reality myself, and hid said code behind an inpenetrable code-wall. (I'm saying this because I anticipate that someone would want to use the blackhole in my stomach against me. Don't do that. I just stated how it will not work, and I will write out a godd*mn textwall to explain just why it isn't a good idea to tamper with it if you do try it.) Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Reality shemality. I drop a white hole into your stomach, causing you to paradox to death. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) ######!!! I blast you with a dark-energy cannon as retribution! My mask. (Edit: censored one more letter. better?) Edited January 24, 2015 by -Windrider- Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 (You might want to avoid swearing so blatantly, Onaku.)I pull the cannon from you and fire it at you. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 I absorb its energy, and then use it against you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I become Air Man, and proceed to wreck the lot of you.My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I throw a bottle of water at your head.My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I become Quick Man, and slice you in half. I then beat Onaku to death with the top half of you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 You misspelled awful. I'm still alive. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) I throw my old pc at you. it breaks on contact, leaving you unscathed.You laugh and proceed to kill me dead. Very dead.Mask still Gukko Lord's. Edited January 24, 2015 by Toa Doublebee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I keeeeeeeeeeeeeel him. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) I respawn right behind Gukko Lord Bionic Mushroom, thanks to him presently holding the Mask. I then vaporise him with the Dark Energy Cannon.My Mask. Edited January 24, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I apply a ridiculous amount of hair jell to my hair, and form it like a dagger and slit your throat.I take the mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 GIVE ME YOUR FACE!I take your face but you can keep the mask. Still Doublebee's mask. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 "Ooh I love that part! You can have the mask"I hand Mr. Noob the mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I rip you apart with my dual gatling guns. I then toss SV the mask.SV's mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I intercept the mask mid flight and grab it in my teeth. My mask. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skratchR Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I am the chair. I run off before you can sit down, and you break your backside bone when falling. Somehow, my mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I have been keeled, but not killed. I throw you into a woodchipper. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Groot saw you do that, and is furious that you have a woodcihpper.He "I AM GROOT"s you to a pulp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I'm Rocket Raccoon. Me and Groot are buddies. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 24, 2015 Author Share Posted January 24, 2015 I utilize the purple infinity stone, and vaporize you two. My unique physiology allows me to do this without dying. My mask and infinity stone. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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