Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 A Skopio conveniently falls on your head. My mask! Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 A planetoid conveniently falls on your head... and at the same time obliterates all life on the planet... that can't be good. My mask Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 My mecha pulls my mangled mess out of the debris and hurls me into you. When I come back to life, I take the mask. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 You attempt a fly-by snatching of the mask, but are instead flung back into your robot in a manner that blows it up in a ginormous explosion. I happen to not be harmed by it. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 However, being caught in an explosion inside an indestructible mech is much less desirable than being caught in an explosion while inside of a normal mech. The flames linger for a long time and the cockpit smells of burnt flesh. After spending a long time cleaning it out, I walk up to you in a huff and put a bag over your head, then steal the mask. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I am the bag. I jump at you and grab the mask. My mask. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I put you on your head. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 The universe implodes from that statement. When it gets bored of being imploded, I grab the mask and run. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 The universe pokes you, and you warp to me. I put your head in your head. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 Since my head is technically already in my head, nothing actually happens, and I take the mask back. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Your face implodes from creativity. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I send a robot to collect the mask and the leftovers of onaku's face. My mask and i have onaku's face as a hostage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 You mysteriously die a mysteriously mysterious death of mysteriously mysterious mystery. My mysteriously mysterious mask... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I trade your face for the mask My Mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I grab the face and slap you with it, then return it to Onaku. I punch you in your face, causing it to switch places with your butt. The embarrassment causes you to faint. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) I do a double salto, switching the placement of my face and butt, and poke you into orbit edit: my mask, oops XD Edited October 21, 2014 by DimensionPlant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I hurl Lehvak-Kal at you. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I hurl the robot, while putting on my sunglasses, at Lehvak-Kal making them both explode allowing me to make an epic scene.I afterwards take the mask out of your hand and leave you with an autograph. My Epic Mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I open up my pocket dimension so that the energized protodermis inside pours onto you. You are transformed into a non-sentient exact copy of the ignika. I take the real ignika and draw a moustache on you. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I take the fake Ignika's mustache and slap you with it. I then grow a mustache of my own. My mask and mustache Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I force you to wear DimensionPlant the fake mask of Life, and the great lord of rules sees this and thinks you are wearing the real Ignika, so he smites you and you turn into nothingness. The fake Ignika falls to the floor, and I draw a mustache on it with a sharpie. I easily grab the real mask. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Being a copy of the ignika I stop to notice that pohatu likes to turn me into objects... I then use my power as a Ignika copy to grow a body and with my magnificient mustache drawn by pohatu giving me + 100 charisma, i charm you into giving me the mask. My Mask and wounderful, outrageously magnificient Moustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I disintegrate you with a disintegrating beam. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I launch a land-torpedo My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 A sandworm eats you and spits out the mask. I grab the mask while reminiscing about Steal the Mask 2. My mask! Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) I appear directly in front of you, simply staring. You try and figure out what my plan is, expecting me to do something, maybe reveal some new and amazing machine, and find yourself getting tired. You decide that it really doesn't matter, and you decide that, if I have the Mask, it'll be much easier to steal than if you had the Mask. So you willingly hand it over, and we shake hands. You walk away vaguely pleased with your decision, little knowing that you'd been hypnotised, until the bullet in your brain stops you from thinking. My Mask. Edited October 21, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I shoot you with the homing missles on my havoc suit My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 You look around and stare in horror as you... ahah, you wanted to know what was there, didn't you? Well I ain't tellin'. My mask and secret horror. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I feed you to Chtulu. (Not Chtulhu) My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Plot twist i, have been resurrected as chtulu after my disintegration My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I ride in on a giant eagle, which promptly swoops down and eats cthulu. I take the mask and call the ghost busters in preparation for Onaku's undiscribed horror. my mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Actually, it was just Toa Aeron's failing grades in every class. While you stop to think about this plot twist, I grab the mask and promptly beat you to a bloody pulp with it. My bloody mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Mata Nui, that is horrifying!With my dying, pulpy breath I grab the mask and throw it to Pohatu: Master of Stone. Pohatu's mask now. Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 Hah! You fool. What you actually threw was a fake mask! I have the real mask right... wait, this is the fake one... ah bollocks. Nuke time! My mask. Sorry about the wasteland. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimensionPlant Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 A past version of me bursts out of undertaker's chest and travels back in time, making a robot to collect the mask and onaku's face... you know the rest of the story. In the present I burst out of the eagle's chest with a slight feeling of deja vu. Using my powers as chtulu, I turn pack to my normal form and sneak up on onaku to knock him out.I start looking for the sharpie pohatu used for my mustach hoping it wasn't destroyed. My Mask, time for an epic quest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 "You mean this sharpie?!" I shout, holding up the charred remains of a once glorious sharpie, now completely unusable. I laugh in DimensionPlant's face, then disappear into thin air with the mask. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I awaken Chtulhu, and yes this is the giant scary monster older than Earth with large bat wings and a head shaped like an octopus. Your face peels off in terror. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 With my skull revealed, I then proceed to jump in front of you and scream ghoulishly, causing you to die of an incredibly intense heart attack. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Actually, it was just Toa Aeron's failing grades in every class. While you stop to think about this plot twist, I grab the mask and promptly beat you to a bloody pulp with it. My bloody mask.That's not an alternate reality.(Unless I decide to take my fat a*s off the couch and start studying soo yeah it is an alternate reality horror)I shoot you with the pulse gun (one of the many weapons of the havoc suit) My mask Edited October 22, 2014 by Toa Aeron Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Hey, here's a nice hat for you. Just ignore the fact that it looks like a Metroid, okay? My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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