Steal the Mask 3

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I turn on a flashlight to see who shot me in the back, spot you, then hit you in the head with a club.

 

My Mask.

[Sumiki]

I see your club and I raise you a baseball bat the size of a tree trunk. I can't control it well and it falls near you, but you drop the mask in your haste to escape.
 
My mask.

[Volatile]

But turns out your bat is crawling with white ants! By slamming your bat you've ruined their homes and now they're furious! They burst out of the bat and eat your face off.

 

My mask

[Onaku]

SURPRISE! I, Megatron, am entirely unaffected by this change to history as most of my timeline had never even intersected with TwilightVezon's up until this point. Where am I going with this? Well, my dear Aeron, I would like to direct your attention to the Dark Star Saber that's currently sticking out of your chest. Hurts, doesn't it? Don't worry, you can't feel pain when you're dead.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

Can't feel pain when you're dead!? Well that's shocking! Especially for you as this storm REALLY seems to like to strike you with its bolts of electricity. Go back to that filthy planet of scrap metal, you heap of bolts.

 

My mask

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I turn you into scrap metal and send you to that planet with Megatron.

 

My Mask.

[Volatile]

I increase your mass to critical levels to the point where the miniscule percentage of radioactive isotopes in your body cause wild gamma, alpha, and beta rays to tear your body apart. Just like a nuke, but way less violent.

 

My mask and potential tumors.

[Legolover-361]

The radiation caused a bacterium on the mask to enlarge, grow legs, and scuttle away with the mask on its back.

 

Walking by idly, I see the mask and pick it up. The mutated bacterium runs elsewhere, presumably to find another mask to use as a shell.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

It chose your face as a home!

 

My mask

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I use the Golden Mask of Skull Spiders to command thousands of Skull Spiders to beat you up.

 

My Mask.

[Legolover-361]

The Skull Spiders realize they're underemployed and go on strike, beating you up. In the commotion, I sneak through holding a picket sign ("Justice for Skull Spiders!"), grab the mask, and run.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Unfortunately for you, Skull Basher is in debt to me. I tell him that if he crushes you, we'll be even. So he does that, and I get the Mask from what's left of you.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Unfortunately for you, the Lord of Skull Spiders is a personal friend of mine. I call him to my aid, and he viciously bites your head off. I then blind Skull Basher to prevent him from attacking, and we ride off into the sunset.

 

My Mask.

Edited August 22, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I dissolve you both with acid.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

And I behead you with my sword. Funny how simple that is, isn't it? One swing and you're dead. With most cybertronians, it would at least be a challenge to get to their necks.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

It's even more of a challenge when one can simply reattach their head to their body, as I can do. But it is a simple thing for me to teleport you to the center of the North Pole so that you freeze to death. So I do that.

 

My Mask.

[Soran]

I just take the mask.

 

My mask.

 

~Soran

[Makuta Miras]

Hah, 170 pages since I was here last. Time flies.

 

As time flies, you quickly age and die.

 

My mask.

[Soran]

I'm pretty used to being dead at this point. I come back as a spooky ghost and haunt you, leading you to run away leaving the mask behind.

 

My mask.

 

~Soran

Edited August 23, 2016 by Soran

[ShadowVezon]

Fortunately, I've seen far scarier things than simple ghosts, and so I'm unaffected by your haunting.

 

My Mask.

Edited August 23, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I scare you, Monsters INC. style!

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

And I obliterate you with a mighty blast from my fusion cannon.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I am 'Fusion Cannon' proof, so you can't destroy me that way. I then rip the cannon out of your arms and give you a taste of your own medicine.

 

My Mask.

[Makuta Miras]

You die from some disease or something since you needed that medicine to survive.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I inject a disease that has no cure into you. You die in seconds from it.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I infect you with Cosmic Rust, which causes your body to corrode into dust. I take the Fusion Cannon from your eroded corpse to replace the pistol I've been using since my resurrection.

 

My Mask.

Edited August 25, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Onaku]

Thankfully, I had a contingency in case someone had the gull to remove the fusion cannon from me. You suddenly find that your form has been severely damaged, as the Fusion Cannon had blown up right in your face. You are then faced with a newly rejuvenated GALVATRON! The next few seconds are marked by excessive amounts of violence, culminating in your abrupt and painful demise.

 

My mask!

[ShadowVezon]

I return to life thanks to the Ignika's curse, and shoot several holes through your chest with a newly constructed Rail Gun.

 

My Mask.

Edited August 26, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I return to life as well, and I return you to death by dropping a steel couch on you.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I punch your back at mach five. It utterly shatters your spine and your internal organs rupture. I leave you as you sag to the ground, a pile of mush.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

(You know Inary, the power escalation is over. I would suggest you allow it to remain that way.)

 

I'm taken a bit aback by the power of this new adversary who I've never met before, but fortunately I had also constructed a Laser Sword, which I use to bisect Inary.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Power escalation? I've just been on the sideline, being carefree. Sitting by the sidelines isn't exactly one of my specialties, but punching people at mach five certainly is. At this remark I lunge toward you and sock you in the jaw at, well, mach five. Your jaw is ripped from your shadowy skull and as it flies into the horizon, the pure force of the blow also diminishes its intimidating form into nothing but ash. I shove my hand into your newly-exposed throat and fire off a beam of concentrated light. 

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I run you through with the Dark Star Saber, before then removing the sword from your chest cavity and proceeding to slicing you into multiple small pieces.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I use the same power Lego used to cancel Gen 2 Bionicle so fast to cancel your existence as well. And since you don't exist anymore, that leaves me to take the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[ToaDraconixMahvi]

I pop back in, spinning, clutching my head, accidentally touch the ignika, and seal off the dimension before swearing my head off at Le-Toa that love pranks...then realizes what just happened, panics, grabs the mask, gets cut into pieces and reforms due to complete regerative abilities, true immortality(Double-cursed to never die, sad honestly...), and proceed to shake it while angrily slamming it into a mountain, screaming for some assistance to get it to make it so people can leave or enter the dimension again.

 

(Angrily) my mask, until someone realizes that I just want some help convincing the stupid Kanohi to unseal the dimension(4TH WALL H4X: Which should take about 4-5 posts by others...just to be clear, this post includes one 4-5 into the future, so...just know: I had to!!!! Fresh ideas every once in a while.

 

I escape this dimension-which the seals back up. Not my mask.)

[ShadowVezon]

Inconveniently, the dimension had sealed itself as I was attempting to ditch this universe and build up a new army. Completely broke the makeshift teleporter I had constructed, too.

 

Angered by the prevention of my escape, I fire a rocket at Toa Smoke Monster before he can reclaim the Mask and take the Mask from his smouldering corpse.

 

My Mask.

Edited August 27, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Thankfully for me, you only destroyed a robotic version of myself that I happened to make. And the mask you took was just a fake made of cheesecake. I still have the real Mask.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

The explosives I had planted behind you then detonate, sending you flying before my feet. I then, as calmly as I can manage, walk up to you and take the Mask from your sprawled body.

 

The surprising thing is that you thought I would be fooled by such a cliché trick. I've seen this countless times and besides, cheesecake is quite hard to mistake for metal.

 

My Mask.

Edited August 28, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Unfortunately for you, you just happened to take a copy of the Mask that I made before you're explosives stunned me. And this copy also happens to be an explosive itself, and it explodes right in your face when you look at it.

 

Once it does that, I take off with the real Mask.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Unfortunately for you, you just happened to blow up a decoy of me I had been controlling via the decoy's shadow.

 

I saw through your ruse immediately of course, and so I switched from the decoy's shadow to yours to evade the blast. I then emerge from your shadow to knock you to the ground, where I can take the real Mask from you.

 

My Mask.