Steal the Mask 3

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

My Mind Bullets do NOT suck.

 

My mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

I'm sorry Gunhaver ... I'm so so sorry. The truth is they do suck.

 

I take the mask while you're emotionally devastated

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Your brain is savagely destroyed and ravaged as my Mind Bullets have their way with your seizing body.

 

My mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

Fortunately the mind bullets suck so I survive to shoot you with regular bullets.

 

I reclaim the mask.

 

Muh mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I blindside Inary and cripple him before he can recover and use his Mind Bullets against me.

 

I then magnetically pull the gun from your hand, turn it around and shoot you with it

 

My Mask.

Edited May 19, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[The Invisible Handman]

Nooo my one weakness, bullets that don't suck.

I pause after re-spawning, stunned by being shot by such high quality bullets.

 

Then I just grab the mask and run.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I forcibly take the gun from your hand. I am still the Gunhaver, after all. I lodge it into your chest cavity after you turn a corner and bump into me.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I bump into you & smash you against a wall. You may be a gunhaver,but do you have what it takes to beat me?

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I blow your head clean off with a shotgun's round.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I roundhouse kick your shotgun after being revived, then fry your face with a laser.

 

My mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

I pie you both in the face and grab the mask in the confusion.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I confuse you with a rahkshi of confusion, grab the mask & slam your face with a pie. 

 

My mask. 

[The Invisible Handman]

I grab a smoke bomb pie from another topic and use it to shroud you all in smoke. Then I take the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I increase my visible spectrum to include infrared radiation. I then track you through your heat signature, and I fire a shot accurately through your chest.

 

My Mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

I set off a  thermal flare, blinding you. I take the mask.

 

My mask

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I rip an one hundred pound diamond out of the ground and offer it to you for the Mask. You agree to the trade.

 

My Mask.

Edited May 20, 2016 by Toa Smoke Monster

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I slice the diamond in half and Noob is infuriated at your failed business transaction. I then smack Noob and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I recoil in pain from The Invisible Noob's flare, but it only takes a second to restore my vision.

 

I magnetically fling Inary into the air, and then pay both Noob and TSM off with a far greater amount of money than TSM could hope to offer.

 

My Mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

I ... you know what I take the money.

 

Vezon's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I'm glad you took it, I was worried you'd think it was counterfeit.

 

(It's real money, for the record.)

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I take a big bag of coins and smack it against your head.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

That's it? Surely you jest, I know you can do far better than that.

 

I decide to outdo you by creating a tidal wave of coins and burying you in it.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I create a two hundred pound warhammer made out of solid gold and smack you in the face with it.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I steal the warhammer and pawn it for lotsamoney. You become destitute and must sell me the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I step in before you can make the transaction and point out to TSM that he's standing in a sea of money, and therefore has no need to sell the Mask.

 

I need bait though, so I take the Mask from TSM.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I trap you in amber that negates all your abilities and freezes you in time. You aren't even aware that you're trapped at all. Meanwhile, I take the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Well, that came out of nowhere. Well played Onaku, your plan succeeded without a hitch. The advantage of amber is that it doesn't decay. This means that without a way to acknowledge my imprisonment, I theoretically should have no chance of ever escaping.

 

However, there's a critical flaw in your plan. You see the Amber isn't indestructible, and the Earth won't last forever. Some day in the far future, some apocalypse will break my prison, and I will be freed. This still might appear to stop me... except that I can time travel.

 

In short I escape, return to the present, and blindside you while you think that you've actually won. (That was quite clever, though. Being an entity of darkness, Amber makes a perfect prison.)

 

My Mask.

Edited May 21, 2016 by TwilightVezon

[Onaku]

I invent a new type of amber that is indeed indestructible with no drawbacks to it. You are then promptly encased in said amber.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I'm sorry Onaku, but I'm afraid your plan won't work twice. I anticipated that you might repeat the trick, and so I didn't have the Staff with me when I attacked you. The Staff is therefore not depowered by the Amber, and able to disconnect me from the body in the amber so that I can jump into an identical one created from thin air.

 

I then snipe you from afar with the Staff.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Utilizing the absorbed energies within the Mirror Buster and the sea of metal, I create a new weapon. One that can directly feed off of the spiritual essences of beings within our universes. Like the Mirror Buster, it can then reflect the essence of a being as a massive blast of pure energy or keep the energy as in its reservoir. This evolution of the Mirror Buster is called the Spirit Buster, and it's quite ready to be used. 

I shove the Spirit Buster into your chest any absorb your spirit into it. 

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

You can't absorb my ranger spirit when I destroy your buster. Good luck building another one, I just grinded every important piece to dust. I shoot you with my signature weapon & take the mask.

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Stop trying to destroy the Buster, man. You are physically unable to do that, as it is directly connected with the Godkarmachine's and my essence. I stab you in the back with its end. I smash your face in and then torture you until the last ounces of your "Ranger Spirit" are gone and you are left as a shell of a man.

 

My mask.

Edited May 22, 2016 by New Age Retro Gunhaver

[Naota Takizawa]

I can't run out of ranger spirit. I withstand your torture, stab your face after smashing your back & I dismantle the Godkarmachine. 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Ooh, can't dismantle the Godkarmachine either. This must be frustrating, but you must bear with it. I smack you onto the ground for your insolence.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I kick you to the ground & stomp your face. 

 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I kick you into the stratosphere.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I kick you into another galaxy.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I kick you into another universe.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I kick you into another time period. You hit your grandfather and accidentally kill him, causing a time-paradox due to you now never having existed. This revolves around to my kick never having happened, but you getting knocked right out all the same, which means I can take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

I slap you.

 

My mask