Steal the Mask 3

[ShadowVezon]

However, you failed to realise that IT WAS I, ShadowVezon, WHO HAD IMPERSONATED FATHER CHRISTMAS ALL ALONG!

 

Oh, and Merry Christmas to all.

 

My original Mask.

[Onaku]

It's taken a long time, but I think I've managed to uncover the work of my predecessor, Onaku. Before he mysteriously vanished from reality, he'd managed to fabricate a method with which to completely and utterly destroy the Bydo-Bacterian hivemind for good. After an even longer time of secretly replicating the method from his research notes, I put the new weapon to the test. To my surprise, and relief, it works perfectly, and in what feels like an instant, every single part of ShadowVezon's hivemind has been removed from the universe. ShadowVezon as an assimilating hivemind organism is no more. And thanks to the lingering effect the weapon created, the Bydo-Bacterian hivemind can never return.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I feel an intense pain as in a single moment, my mass is irrecoverably removed from existence. Only the intense soul energy channeled by my spirit enables me to survive even that, albeit permanently diminished and trapped in the body my consciousness now solely inhabits.

 

With renewed fury, I rise from the armchair I had spent the morning reclining in and, ignoring the many questions of the confused elves now returning to their own selves, exit out into the cold of the North Pole. With the newfound necessity for drastic measures to be taken, I call in my guardian, MechaVezon, who supplies me with a Vortex Manipulator and some Wing Boosters. Unfortunately, as I am currently in position of the real Mask, I am unable to detect your current location.

 

Fortunately, I am currently in possession of the real Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

How convenient that I have so utterly convinced you that the mask you have is the real one. Makes me keeping the real one to myself that much easier. Who knew that manipulating your mask sense into detecting a fake instead of the real one would be so easy?

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I realise that I've been deceived the second that Christmas ends, upon which the fake Mask disappears from my grasp, along with all the other duplicates which had been given to everyone else.

 

I then appear near your location, having worked out your approximate coordinates and appeared nearby, and force you outside by tossing a firebomb into your current location.

 

My Mask.

[Wiriamu]

Using my handy dandy Kualsi I pop in, take the mask, and pop away rapidly.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I snipe your face with a gamma laser rifle. It's super effective at completely blowing your head to smithereens and damaging the genetic structure of any nearby beings. Aside from mine, of course, I was wearing protective gear.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I teleport you over an active volcano. You drop into it and melt away.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

My melting is only a transfusion of my consciousness into the volcano itself. I use my newfound geological power to explode the underground magma up out of the volcano and directly at you, killing you. I then extract myself from the volcano, forming myself a lava golem body in my own form before taking the mask for myself.

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I freeze the lava golem.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I then cause the frozen lava golem to fall on top of you.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I shatter it.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Its shards form a cloud that rips you and Smoke Monster to shreds. It then forms an obsidian-like structure, a new body for me to pick up the mask with.

 

My mask.

[Wiriamu]

The radiation that previously lit my new body regenerates my head, and my Disintegration Staff makes short work of YOUR new body.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I die.

 

 

 

 

 

...And am then revived by the mask, of course. I proceed to killing you with a few bullets to your body. And by a few, I mean a hailstorm of bullets enough to literally rip your body to shreds. Basically nothing is left whole.

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I throw a basketball at you.

 

It kills you via blunt force trauma.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I hurl a football into your face.

 

My Mask.

[Wiriamu]

I die.

 

 

 

 

...And am then revived by the mask, of course. I proceed to killing you with a few bullets to your body. And by a few, I mean a hailstorm of bullets enough to literally rip your body to shreds. Basically nothing is left whole.

 

My mask.

You should write for Disney-even they don't kill characters off that gruesomely.

 

I breach the gates of the Underworld, unleashing a horde that tramples you before heading off to pillage and plunder.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I seize control of the horde, redirecting it back into the Underworld before sealing the breach... with you on the other side. I'd ordered the horde to grab you and take you with them.

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

Your horde is no match for the Horde, which I unleash!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

FOR THE ALLIANCE!!!

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I hear you scream that, turn to see you coming, then blast you in the chest with a Cordak Blaster.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I hover down and cleave you in two with my giant Axe.

 

My Mask.

Edited December 29, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[Onaku]

I break your face with a gigaton punch!

 

My mask.

[Wiriamu]

I use a Chi Spell to banish you to the Demon Netherworld.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I too know magic, and I send you to the astral plane where, though you cannot be harmed by mortal attacks, you too cannot harm others. Namely me.

 

My Mask.

Edited December 30, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I cause a herd of cows to stampede, causing them to run you over.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I return from the Demon Netherworld with an unending army of demons. I proceed to telling them to build Dyson Swarm sphere around the entire solar system, one that completely envelops it and forms an inescapable sphere. With this complete, I order them to activate the transposition engine. Although no one inside the sphere can see any change, anyone observing it from the outside would see the shell disappear, leaving not behind the solar system, but a void. I have thus transported us and our battlefield to a separate plane of existence, one where escalating powers and godly machinations cannot destroy the rest of the universe in this endless war for the mask.

 

After this, I order my unending army of demons to grab you and take you back to the Demon Netherworld, where they shall imprison you for eternity.

 

My mask.

[Wiriamu]

I redeem my get out of the astral plane free punch card.

 

My mask.

Edited December 31, 2016 by Wiriamu

[Onaku]

How fortunate for my plan that this is not the Astral Plane, but simply a prison plane from which there IS NO ESCAPE!!!!

I proceed to throwing you into a bottomless pit.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I use a Chi Spell to banish you to the Demon Netherworld.

I too know magic, and I send you to the astral plane where, though you cannot be harmed by mortal attacks, you too cannot harm others. Namely me.

By all logic, Wiriamu shouldn't even be here (which would actually be far worse as far as the Mask is concerned) but whatever.

 

I use my axe to smash the ground under you, sending you tumbling into the pit.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I use my Axe to remove your head from your shoulders.

 

My Mask.

[Wiriamu]

I come back up out of the bottomless pit, Gravity Falls style.

 

My mask

[ShadowVezon]

I leap at you to knock us both into the pit.

 

As I have a jetpack, I can hover out. You aren't so lucky.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I break your jetpack.

 

My mask.

[Wiriamu]

The pit spits us both out again, and I throw Shadow Vezon at you. The impact causes the broken jet pack to explode.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

The power of the New Year grants me the ability to summon the mask to my hands.

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I turn back time so that it is eternally December 31st 2016, and laugh as you lose the mask and your newfound powers, before taking the mask for myself and cackling with glee.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I tell a group of people that hated 2016 that you turned back time so that that year came back. They respond to this news by finding you and beating you to death.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I extricate myself from this unfortunate situation.

 

My mask.