a goose Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I baffle you with an explanation of how illogical and non-canon this battle is, and it turns out to be a very thought-provoking speech. While thousands of questions are buzzing in your head (What is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? Mars or Dairy Milk? Who stole my bicycle?) I calmly remove the mask from your grip.I believe that mask belongs to me. (Hydraxon FTW!) [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I appear in front of you, unleashing one of my GREATEST RAGES upon you, thus leaving you confused and surprised. In your confusion, you drop the mask. I then grab the mask, so...I believe it belongs to me? On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I get the mask for no raisin.The complete lack of raisins causes a glitch in reality which goes back in time and gets me the mask for no raisin.My mask now. {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 I suddenly make the universe MY COMICS! I now have supreme author control! The mask flies to me.(Please throw me out of power. Godmodding should be instantaneous, and not sustained.) My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lonesome Wanderer Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 a swarm of noobs attacks. your comics are toast.my mask "Go beyond the impossible, and kick reason to the curb! That's how Team Gurren rolls!"BZPRPG PROFILES Exo-Force RPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I burn your comics, thereby rendering your author powers useless. You cry like a little girl for a while, and I dance around you in victory, waving the mask in your face.Its........... my.............. mask! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I sneak up behind you and break your neck, Solid Snake style.I've got the mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I come toward you with an RPG and blow you to bits (sorry? )That mask is now in my possession... BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I walk up to you and politely ask for the mask, as well as a can of condensed milk. Both wishes are granted.My mas-wow, this condensed milk tastes great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) I use the Star Forge to create an armada and destroy all of you but the mask.All hail the Infinite Empire! (I have the mask ) Edited November 5, 2011 by Rakata Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I used my Pikachu's Thunder Bolt attack to send you blasting off again! *twinkle*My precious, my precious mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I drop out of the sky, flatten Festus on impact and claim the mask.MINE! {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I use the Master Sword to destroy you, then take the mask.My mask.This ends the story. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I wirte a new story set many years after the original story and Pirok has died of old age and I get the mask.Unfortunately the story has typo's so it doesn't work.So I just punch Pirok and claim the mask.MINE! {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I use an Iden Nuva to switch bodies with you, then, in your body, I throw the mask to my body, then switch again.My mask. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I call my lawyer and legally claim the mask in court through several loopholes in Metru-nui law.My mask. {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxorak the Azure Noob Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I grab the mask with my Batclaw and yank it out of your hands.My mask! Statements (Mouseover to view): <1> <2> <3> <4> <5> <6> <7><8> <9> My MOCs:Characters- Makuta Dys Makuta Kamazotz Lord Vladek The Helmsmith Protector OCs Skull Whaler Skull Warden Creatures- Verdelisk Lord of Skull Spiders BBC Contest #69: Kahu Oko Taku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosthands Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I whack you in the face with an oar.That mask is mine! (@Pirok: Teridax in Maxilos' body FTW!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 I hire Pheonix Wright to get me the mask. He sues. He wins. He wins every case.OBJECTION! My Mask. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Dark Jedi ambush you and cut off Pheonix Wright's mouth and your hand holding the mask.All Hail the Infinite Empire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 Unwise, that was. Dark Jedi you are? Face Yoda you will. Defeated you are.Mine, the mask is. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simulacrum Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I smash you in the face with a iron mace, and take the mask out of your hand.MY MASK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I poisoned you yesterday and it takes effect now, killing you instantly.My mask. {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I hire Carmen Sandiego to steal the mask and hide it in a place only she can find.Technically my mask, but I'm putting it somewhere (kinda) safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 IMMA STIL FIRIN MA LAZORS! DA MASK IZ MINE! [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simulacrum Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I deflect your lazers with a crast, vaporizing you instantly.My mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I repel YOU with a crast, leaving the mask behind.My mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I explain to you the theory of relativity, then punch you. I have taken the mask.My mask. Simples. *Squeak* [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I put a dollar on a fishing rod and string you across the street, and when you reach my location, I impale you with the rod.My mask. SAY IT ONE MORE TIME TELL ME WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosthands Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I exterminate you.THE - MASK - IS - IN - MY - POSSESSION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I am ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.THIS MASK IS NOW IN THE POSESSION OF HARBINGER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I walk up to you, hand you a piece of paper with a compelling scientific theory on it, and while you are looking at the piece of paper I grab the mask.Yay, I have the mask. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I use a komau to make you give me the mask, as well as polish my shoes.My Mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I take the mask with no imagination whatsoever.I declare my posession of the mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I use my overactive imagination to take the mask in a very imaginitive way.I imagine that I have the mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I kick you in the head, causing your imagination to cringe and give me the mask.My shiny mask. Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I query what mask you are looking at, as I am holding a very dirty (from the fighting) mask in my hands.I flee as fast as I can, as I desire to keep said mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I chase you down to clean said dirty mask. Once we meet at the edge of a conveniently-placed cliff, I do an epic kick that sends you over the edge while grabbing the mask from gravity's harsh pull. Then, I wipe it down with a Windex soaked rag.My shiny-ER mask! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 I walk up to you and offer you 20 bucks for the mask.I bought the mask! MINE! My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I love pie Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 We play Rock-paper-scissors for it, and I win.The mask is mine, but I leave it to the next person because I'm on the hunt for other treasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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