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Hello everyone! Welcome to Bionicle Rap Battles!

 

This was a series I created in early January, inspired by a topic made by Idd2000 last April.

The topic itself is self explanatory: This is a game where you, the player, will be rapping as one of the two characters in the Rap Battle of the week. Every Friday I will be creating a rap battle based upon a requested one. The order in which requests will be filled is organized based upon which request I receive first. (Suggestions/Requests as to what rap battle you wish to see should be PM'd to me.)

 

Now let me explain the system and the rules:

All BZP Rules apply.

Do not disrespect Kovika.

Be kind to Kovika.

Kovika is supreme overlord of rapping, those who challenge him shall be tossed into Metru Nui's Great Furnace and be forgotten forever... rewarded for their determination and skill in rapping and be given free cookies!

Kovika is not allowed to write the last rap post at the last second so he can call himself the winner so that he is eligible to be given the title of "Best Rapper on BZP of the week.". The only exception is if Kovika creates a rap that cannot be beat, but we all know I am a terrible rapper, so that will never happen.

 

Now, as for how the system works:

The concept is that one person will start with a rap for the first character listed, and the next person will create their rap to continue the rap battle. The winning character and player will be the one who can out wit or, out rap the opposition.

For example, say I am doing Zaktan against Tahu.

Zaktan's Lines:
Out of my way runt
I have no time for a grunt
Does a Toa of Fire have what it takes to beat me?
Hah! I'm a Piraka, you surely couldn't beat me!

Tahu's Lines:
On the contrary Skakdi, I can figure something out.
Isn't that what being a Toa is all about?
Your a crook, thug, liar and a cheater!
Yet, how do a bunch on idiotic skakdi call you "Leader"?

 

When someone enters their reply to the last person's post, they must rap from the perspective of the character opposite to the one previously rapped as by the last person to post. This continues on until the topic is closed at the end of the week. PM me your requests and have fun rapping!

 

-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar.

"In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"

-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar.

 

 

 

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BIONICLE RAP BATTLES: Episode 1

Tahu vs. Takanuva

As Requested by: Overscore

 

Ready,

Set,

BEGIN!

 

Tahu:

Brother Takanuva

I don't even have to reach my Suva

To show you how in this fight

You'll ultimately be the loser!

 

I've always been a Toa

You started as a Matoran

Tell me Takua, how can you even think you'll ever be soarin' above me?

Hah! You barely have the privilege to adore me!

 

I am the Toa of Fire

You are a walking light stone!

Will you ever realize in the end that:

I am the Toa to roast Makuta to the bone!

"In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"

-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar.

 

 

 

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TAKANUVA

 

Here's a bright idea: why don't you chill out, man?

What Light can do outshines what Fire can!

I don't need a beach to keep this golden sun-tan!

When I go by, Matoran reach for their Ray-Bans!

 

I'm radiant, you're a radiator!

I wear the Mask of Un-Hating-Haters!

My stellar glow is your ego-fader!

Fire burns bright now- *gags* -but you smell it later.

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What if the Toa you know best were not destined to be? Interchange: The epic begins

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BIONICLE RAP BATTLES: Episode 2

Lhikan vs. Nidhiki

As Created By: Kovika

 

Ready,

Set,

BEGIN!

 

Lhikan:

 

Traitor; Why come here?!

You turned against us

And everything you held dear!

 

Once a Toa of Air

Now just a mutant

You're a freak!

A liar!

You cannot handle my fire!

 

I dawn the Kanohi Hau!

You forfeited your Volitak!

When you turned to the Dark Hunters!

And stabbed your brothers in the back! 

"In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"

-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar.

 

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Hello! Sorry for the unannounced hiatus! I have not been active on this as I have received any requests. Let me mention one thing to clarify:

My ideas for Rap Battles are usually very bad! *cough* Lhikan vs. Nidhiki *cough*

I will not be creating any more episodes without requests, as my last episode shows how bad of an idea that it.

If you would like an episode: Please PM me a request, this series goes on only with the participation of people who like it. If you have requests, feel free to send them, any rap battle is a good one!

Right! Without further halt, I give you Episode 3 of Bionicle Rap Battles!

 

BIONICLE RAP BATTLES: Episode 3

Lewa vs. Nuju

As Requested By: Toa Vanson

 

Ready,

Set,

BEGIN!

 

Lewa:

 

Wind-fly!

Watch me fly by!

Soaring through the sky!

Turaga Nuju, think that you will cry?

 

I am Lewa! Toa of Air!

You are Nuju, old frosty and frail!

Don't you see that you will fail?

Or must I use my skills to end your tale!

 

You were a Toa Metru!

Now you are an awful speaker!

Just an old ice block!

Life so much bleaker!

"In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"

-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar.

 

 

 

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NUJU with accompanist -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------MATORO

 

BEGIN!

 

Chirp squawk click!

(Call me elder of ice, 

Turaga Nuju will suffice

I may be old,

But I'm most definitely gold!)

Caw caw tweet!

(Toa of air, how will you fare?

My rhymes are gonna wear and tear!

I'm the best of the best, no doubt about it!

It seems you're just too ashamed to admit it!)

Scree click click whistle tweet!

(Put you to the test,

I learned from the best,

to wrangle, to strangle

It's you I'm gonna mangle!)

Caw squawk tweet tweet!

(Your birdriders aren't nearly as good

As they fly through the woods.

I practically invented birdriding!

Through the skies they wouldn't be gliding!)

 

Tweet click chirp chirp squawk!

(What's the matter, getting too cold?

Don't underestimate me, just because I'm old!

You're a little bit green-

My rhymes are the best you've ever seen!)

Scree caw caw click click!

(I'm about done here,

You're just too mere-

-OOH! Sick burn!

I think it's the victory I should earn!)

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Lewa:

 

I wonder how a frosty-cold thinker

Could ever be a great Toa-Hero that loves to tinker!

My rap-words are supreme!

You? You are weak like the former Visorak Queen!

 

Say, how did that battle fair?

Matau falling from the air?

And your so called 'Great Leader' Vakama did not even care!

 

You fought a giant plant? Ha!

You are nothing but an ant!

Now tell your translater to leave!

So I may silence you and win this battle fair!

 

You speak the language of birds!

*murmers* What a nerd!

You are weak!

You barely speak!

Even Kopaka talks more than you!

So without further adue

My quick-raps will defeat you!

"In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"

-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar.

 

 

 

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NUJU:

 

Chirp squawk scree scree!

An icy cold guy

Versus the one in the sky

Just like it's always been,

It's me who's gonna win!

Caw caw cheep click!

I'm the best, there's no doubt

You're just gonna be down and out

I am Nuju, elder of ice

It's time for me to beat you twice!

Cheep cheep tweet click!

I'm unique!

Bird speak!

Your language is just too weak!

Click click whistle tweet

How was the encounter

With the infected mask of power?

Wait, AND a Krana?!

Maybe you shouldn't be around the fauna...

Caw scree squawk squawk!

You're the Toa of air

You just fly everywhere

Us people of ice

Are solid and precise!

Tweet tweet click cheep!

I'm laying down these rhymes

Time to beat you a second time!

I'm the best of the best, okay?

Now what do you have to say?

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Lewa:

 

Can you really say the fault is mine

When the body-stealers all want into my mind

So many of them, they have to get in line!

I give them all a chance, it's only kind.

 

And are you heart-proud of your chitters and squeaks?

What birds can you talk to in Ko-Koro's cold-freezes?

I took a trip, and in just a few weeks

I was speak-chatting with flowers and breezes!

 

You loved your Gukko-back sky-trip, I see

But you can't roam the skies like a Toa of Air can!

Whether gliding or jet-pack, I'm always path-free

Not ground-bound like a scope-headed ice-man.

 

Oh, no need for the cold-stare, old mountain-top friend!

It's just a game, let's make fun out of it!

But when our rap-battle comes to an end,

I'll be the winner, you have to admit.

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NUJU:

 

Tweet squawk caw!

Is THAT what you say, Toa of Air?

Try to do better than me! Come on! It's a dare!

I wear the Matatu, Telekinesis, son!

Now just you wait and I'll show you how it's done

Cheep tweet click click!

Your mask looks like a big smile

Floating? Goofy and childish all the while!

Mine is good-looking, wise and noble

I can render you immobile!

Bawk scree tweet whistle!

You're as green as could be

A loud color for all to see

You're so rambunctious. Try being just a little more subtle

Oh wait, you can't! That's the trouble!

Caw caw whistle tweet click!

I'm the best there's ever been!

I'm 100% gonna win!

After the battle's done, son,

I'LL be the one who's won!

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BIONICLE RAP BATTLES: Episode 4

The Shadowed One vs. Makuta Teridax

As Requested by: moamahrimatoro

 

Ready,

Set,

BEGIN!

 

The Shadowed One:

 

Makuta, challenging me to a battle?

Your raps are foolish little prattle!

You hide and plot!

Me? Hah! I terrorize the lot!

 

This battle has already been won!

Now stand down before I crush one of your Rahkshi sons.

To fight against me in battle is to have a death wish!

You are a fool Teridax! A weak opponent for me to squish!

 

Wish to threaten me?

Your words are empty!

My Dark Hunters will be filled with jubilee!

When you are in your knees, begging for mercy!

"In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"

-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar.

 

 

 

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