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Bionicle Would Never Say:

 

In Bionicle Would Never Say you take a line, provided by the previous poster, that was said by a character in Bionicle canon and alter it to be something simultaneously out of character and humorous.

 

Examples:

 

Poster 1: Vakama

 

Poster 2: "Of course Toa are killers!  Here let me demonstrate.  

 

For those more silent characters you can post something that is against their established character.

 

Poster 3: Vengeance

 

Poster 4: "You killed Lhikan?  Thanks friend, I always hated that guy."

 

 

And that's it, first someone posts a character then the next person posts a line that they would never say plus another character and so on.

 

 

Additional Rules:

 

1) All BZPower rules apply.

 

2) KEEP IT CLEAN

 

3) You can use the same character more than once.

 

 

Alright, lets start things off with the master of one-liners Vezon.

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"I do say ol' chap, your flesh exoskeletal opening needs an update in deodorant, most rancid I must say". *sips tea with pinky up*.

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Make sure you end your post with a character.

 

Axonn

 

Oh, I was thinking that would be better, but the way you phrased it, it sounded like one person gives a character, and another gives a line of speech. Alrighty, got'chya.

 

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"You know what? Being a good guy is boring... I am going back to being a tyrant. Cya guys; oh, and to Karzahni with y'all! Hahaha!"

 

 

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'If Kopaka tells me to do something, I will do it without question!'

 

Tren Krom


Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.


 


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'The Mask of Life sounds lame. Who would want it?'

 

A Vorox.


Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.


 


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"Enough with the unity, we work better alone. And what about the Matoran? They're weak. We shouldn't care about them. We shouldn't protect them. We should rule over them with an iron fist."

 

Mata Nui.


On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart.


 

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'Hey, Makuta. I know you took over my universe, but I have a giant robot body too. Let's go destroy some stuff together!'

 

Onewa


Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.


 


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"Norik insists Keetongu exists. Iruini insists he doesn't, that it's all a myth. Me? If there's a chance of a cure for the Toa Hordika, I say let's hide it from them. Why should they be cured while we remain Rahaga?"

 

Kopaka


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'Turaga, I don't want to keep your secrets. I'm going to tell everyone what they are!'

 

Roodaka


Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.


 


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'Toa don't keep their word. If they do, they won't be exactly like the foes they face.'

 

The Shadowed One


Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.


 


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"I will never lose faith in Mata Nui despite recent events."

Sis oral

 

Edit: Karzing Autocorrect! I meant Sidorak.

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"In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"

-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar.

 

 

 

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'My name is Key-to-Nongu, not Keetongu.'

 

Krika

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Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.


 


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'The light is too bright! I LOVE the dark!'

 

The Protector of Water


Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.


 


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